The Cow Wash

botticellilady · 6 months

That's one happy cow.

thebirds · 6 months

It's a free roam milk barn. They have the car wash brushes to scratch their backs.

GoatOnABoatInAMoat · 6 months

Workin at the cow wash yeah

YEAUHH YEAUUUH YEAUHH!!

HeiniN · 6 months

Brushie brushie

Exceedingly · 6 months

Just a little lower... oh sweet Jesus

artichoke_dip · 6 months

That's a really pretty cow.

GenericOnlineName · 6 months

It sounds like some weird accent of "car wash" if you say "cow wash".

hllycrapmetoo · 6 months

Moo gusta.

FoxyGrampa · 6 months

it's a moofa

BunchOfCells · 6 months

That's a DeLaval Cow Brush. The cows love it so much they have a timer on it tied to the transponder around the cow's neck. Otherwise the cow just wont leave the cow brush alone and there can be fights when other cows wants some yellow love.

The brush is quite stiff and sharp - I would not dare use it on my car. The cows love it though.

Life on a milk farm is kinda relaxed and milking cows live quite long lives there, so this cow is not becoming a burger anytime soon.

Cowbrush The same company also makes a really cool milking robot

sweet_n_spicy · 6 months

And then the cow will proceed to the electrocution pen.

KBouch · 6 months

Reminds me of that ...fabulous (for lack of a better term) cow in family guy.

Squeakopotamus · 6 months

they have one of those at the Bakerview Eco Dairy. That place is actually quite awesome if you're ever in the area. They have an automatic milker and one of their buildings has a living roof that is kept under control by goats that climb up.

bigcarddawg · 6 months

Relevant

coldaziceee · 6 months

Oh, would ya just look at how happy that cow is... Just look at it!!

jehe · 6 months

this reminded me of SupersizeMe... :(

discoinfidel · 6 months

Are you from Boston?

vendell777 · 6 months

Moo-gusta

papasmurff11 · 6 months

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON REDDIT AS OF NOW

sounrad · 6 months

Woo! You might not ever get rich But let me tell ya it's better that diggin' a ditch. There ain't no tellin' who ya might meet. . A movie star or may be even an Indian Chief.

(Workin' at the) cow wash. Workin' at the cow wash yeah ! Come on and sing it with me cow wash. Get with the feelin' y'all cow wash yeah.

Come summer the work gets kind a hard This ain't no place to be if ya planned on being a star. Let me tell you it's always cool And the boss don't mind sometimes if ya act a fool.

At the cow wash Talkin' about the cow wash yeah! Come on and sing it for me cow wash. Cow wash yeah!

(Work and work) Well those cows never seem to stop comin'. (Work and work) Keep those rags and machines hummin' (Work and work) my fingers to the bone (Work) at five I can't wait 'til it's time to go home Hey get your cow washed today. Fill up and you don't have to pay. Come on and give us a play. Get a wash right away.

Cow wash talkin' about the cow wash yeah! Woo cow wash

Those cows never seems to stop comin' Well I say Keep those rags and machines hummin'

evilwithasmile · 6 months

I was happy for a moment.

Then I remembered she's probably in a line to die. ;_____;

appliedphilosophy · 6 months

On average, though, an industrial farm cow's life is rather depressing :(

You_Should_Eat_It · 6 months

Is it bad that the thing that made me "aww" was the tiny electric motor on the brush?

A_Hole_Sandwich · 6 months

Making me miss my steer, I loved that stubborn bastard

mouthwiideshut · 6 months

That's the happiest cow I've ever seen!

sapzilla · 6 months

Ooooh, 153, you look so pleased :D

manbeartruck · 6 months

TIL that cows could look pleased :)

294261 · 6 months

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getborn · 6 months

After seeing countless animal rights videos on cows being tortured, maimed, and slaughtered, I must say this is quite refreshing.

Antisha · 6 months

Riiiiiiiiiiiight before slaughter time.

..sorry. Someone had to.

Kilagria · 6 months

It has been found in a recent study that these tools used to "wash" cows are in fact used to softly tenderize their meat. While this cow may feel great right now, it will feel even better knowing that its meat will be extra delicious for an American family of five.

13deadbunnies · 6 months

...and then he dies.

InaneMembrane · 6 months

I see that cow as continually saying "Whose a clean cow? I'm clean cowwwww!" in it's head the whole time.

Bluewind55 · 6 months

Bitch I'm FABULOUS

FormerlyEAbernathy · 6 months

Happy cow! I hope.

BillBraskeySOB · 6 months

This is like a spa treatment for dairy cattle. Vaca gusta mucho!!!!!!!!!

cryoK · 6 months

OH YES

Dorktron2000 · 6 months

The video was everything I thought it would be.

ballastpoint · 6 months

Look at that cow! This is why I can't eat beef- cows have such personality. Fuck a turkey though...

eugal · 6 months

Goin' through the Cow Wash baby!

Fearbruser · 6 months

Working at the cow wash - moo mooo mooo moo - cow wash, yeah!

MWalrus · 6 months

Yup... wait till you see the next machine they've got for ya...

batoutheartist · 6 months

DAT BRUSH!

srsmustache · 6 months

brilliant!

LaserZeppelin · 6 months

workin at the cow wash yeah

astomp · 6 months

Moo.

pabix · 6 months

That's also how they make the patterns on them, this time with paint.

plz600 · 6 months

ME GUSTA

Managua_Green · 6 months

THEN WE EAT 'EM!

RedLeader81 · 6 months

I read this in Christina Aguilera's voice, it even looks a bit like her

Dropbear81 · 6 months

Winnindoo Robotic Dairy (awesome name, right?) has a happy cow brush like this. I visited years ago and was so impressed by the setup. If I was a dairy cow I'd want to live there.

Evil_Iowan · 6 months

It's fun to say the title of this post out loud and pretend you're from Brooklyn.

Lanzer4no1 · 6 months

Now thats a happy meal.

en8t1 · 6 months

This machine is done by Tetra Pak.

GenericUsername12 · 6 months

Sooner or later, you'll be my meat.

JawnFeng · 6 months

Happy meal.

darkangelx · 6 months

Happy cow is happy!

killboydotcom · 6 months

YSK: It's not a wash, it's a scratcher.

nikzaar · 6 months

somehow it reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2H-ZNfhxbs

Ephemerall · 6 months

D'awww it's so cute~! I could just eat it up...

sggrant323 · 6 months

Happy cows make happy cheese.

MeNicolesta · 6 months

oh ya...right there...ahhhh....

Peregrine21591 · 6 months

that cow looks so happy it made me smile =D

kkkarlftw · 6 months

meme

kittycat0x · 6 months

WORKING AT THE COW WASH WOAHOHOHOH, AT THE COW WASH YEAH.

tnakonom · 6 months

Happy cows are washed with big brushes, happy cows come from California.

justanothrunistudent · 6 months

fuck yeah tetra pak :D

Qqpewmew · 6 months

Well isn't that adorabull!

JaYbLeS68 · 6 months

McDonald's new sales tactic. "We not only wash our hands, we wash our food too!"

bennett11 · 6 months

That Feel.

danwroy · 6 months

First thing I thought of:

At one time, erik and I worked at night in a lab at Case Western Reserve University here in Cleveland. We babysat a roomfull of cows while they were held in place by harnesses and given giant, running sores by a machine that was a cross between a robot, a tank, and a belt sander. We had two jobs: if a cow became overly agitated, one of us, usually erik, would have to wade into the screaming herd and administer a sedative to it. And then to us. When a cow looked suitably injured, we pressed a button and a cart came and took the cow into another room that we couldn't see where it was sprayed with an experimental anti-bacterial solution, which was the point of the whole operation, apparently.

freakzilla149 · 6 months

Go ahead, enjoy the wash; you'll be in my belly soon enough.

the_turkey · 6 months

Feelsgoodman

tommytusj · 6 months

Here's video from youtube showing how it works. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpjCQD8ynZE

TheGrandPoobuh · 6 months

That looks like UTTER bliss.

[deleted] · 6 months

I was about to post that picture last night dammit.

ohgodimdrowning · 6 months

"That feel"

urinsan3 · 6 months

Gotta make sure my hamburger is squeaky clean!

AA0X · 6 months

me moosta <3

kittyy · 6 months

that animal looks blissful

ToddlesWaddles · 6 months

Workin' at the cow wash...workin' at the cow wash yeah!

kirrikk99 · 6 months

working at the Cow Wash

jerryjuicer · 6 months

Workin' at the at cow wash. Workin' at the cow wash yeah ! Come on and sing it with me cow wash. Get with the feelin' y'all cow wash yeah.

1up7up · 6 months

preparing the cows to their doom

rageBandit · 6 months

"Mmmmmmmhmmhmoooooooooooo"

specialk3 · 6 months

Vinegar Strokes.

Tastygroove · 6 months

The movie car wash gave me the funk when I was just a toddler. I will be humming that all day, supplanted with the word cow of course.

3k3k · 6 months

Cows are so pretty.

Xysten · 6 months

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jason_sos · 6 months

If I had this type of thing in my shower, I'd run out of hot water every day.

Stormcloudy · 6 months

I didn't read everything but it's not a wash. It's a rub. A giant cow back scratcher.

tommy2speed · 6 months

Dat feel

McClarky · 6 months

Mmmm hamburger

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