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[–]1zero2two8eight 3 points4 points ago

I hope I see you around more often.

[–]JAMIEInc 55 points56 points ago

It's Paranormal Cativity!!

[–]thatfreakyoulove 34 points35 points ago

*purranormal cativity.

[–]ratmeleon 3 points4 points ago

Thanks, Sir Charles.

[–]Sinavestia 0 points1 point ago

You mean Liam Neeson.

[–]cuscino -1 points0 points ago

Para-feline Activity

[–]brambell69 1 point2 points ago

That... That isn't even clever that's just putting two words together

[–]cuscino 0 points1 point ago

Well excuse me for not being clever

[–]3brushie 9 points10 points ago

Yes, that was in fact the title most of the last eleventy-quadboolean times this was submitted.

Very good, JAMIEInc.

[–]DeafMute13 0 points1 point ago

I damn myself for thinking I ever even had a chance of being the first to crack this joke.

[–]FoxStang 21 points22 points ago*

1) Take a static background picture

2) Take a video of yourself carrying your cat with the camera in the same position

3) Use software to erase yourself from every frame in the video, leaving the original picture as the base layer to fill in the removed sections

4) ???

5) Profit, via "floating" cat

EDIT: Observe the erroneous missing pixels when the cat rounds the corner

[–]JMaggot 31 points32 points ago

1) Kill cat

2) Tie clear fishing line around cat's neck

3) Set up camera downstairs

4) Hold String from upstairs

5) ???

6) Profit

[–]UpsideButNotDown 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for my lolz today. Upvote.

[–]Simcamb 2 points3 points ago

1) Tie clear fishing line around cat's neck
2) Set up camera downstairs
3) Hold String from upstairs
4) ???
5) Profit

I just removed the unnecessary step.

[–]etihw2 0 points1 point ago

3 downvotes? Reddit is afraid of the truth.

[–]emptyvoices 6 points7 points ago

This is incredibly old. I'm talking years ago here.

[–]usualghost 4 points5 points ago

So, last Thursday?

[–]emptyvoices 0 points1 point ago

Google floating cat gif. Then get back to me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

No, I think he means, like... a few hours ago...on 9gag...

[–]Pickled_Pankake 16 points17 points ago

It's a dead cat on a string, being held from a balcony above the stairs. I believe it originated from 4chan.

[–]Cervical_Mucus 16 points17 points ago

Really??? That's fucking disgusting! :holds my kitty close:

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[–]disc2k 4 points5 points ago

gif artifacts

[–]Sparrow475 6 points7 points ago

Those are artifacts from the cat passing over the wall. Look closely and you'll see that the 'blood' appears exactly where the cat passes.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Pixels, bro. Heard of em?

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[–]outlaw99775 9 points10 points ago

IIRC the guy who made it made a bunch of these, he is just holding the cat by the scruff of its neck and than he rotoscoped himself out.

[–]MilkTaoist 1 point2 points ago

It's just an artifact. The one you linked looks good enough to be an original pulled from the video, the OP's is scaled down and sped up, and scaling animated .gifs can introduce weird artifacts.

[–]MilkTaoist 4 points5 points ago

Looks more like someone's holding it by the scruff of it's neck. Many cats will go limp if you grab them by the back of the neck.

[–]Kezzatehfezza 1 point2 points ago

Cat face his got a big cat's face...

[–]chiaroscuro22m4 1 point2 points ago

and he flies through the air 'cus he's got a cat face CAT FACE

[–]cephalopod11 1 point2 points ago

I must go. My people need me.

[–]Lefty07 1 point2 points ago

is the cat lynched?

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
4 months FreckledNinja Reddit version of Paranormal Activity /r/funny 60 601
10 months down_vote_magnet Well... it's about time I hit the hay. Night all. /r/funny 147 548
6 months SlyScorpion Paranormal Cattivity /r/funny 192 429

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[–]fresheggroll 1 point2 points ago

This is actually from ytmnd.com http://levitating3.ytmnd.com/ The guy who made this also made some other weird levitating cat sites

[–]GetOffMyPlanet 2 points3 points ago

Gravity Cat not amused.

[–]leapfrogdog 0 points1 point ago

it's nonpussed.

[–]sevlemeth 0 points1 point ago

cat on a wire.

[–]punarvasu 0 points1 point ago

amazingly, it appears nobody in here has seen this yet. not to mention the hundreds who upvoted it. fascinating.

[–]communistsmurf 0 points1 point ago

[–]DownVoteGuru 0 points1 point ago

its just Dampé the catkeeper.

[–]Saifir 0 points1 point ago

Cat-Face, he's got a big cat-face... and he flies through the air, cuz he's got a cat-face. Cat-Face!

[–]gloomdoom 0 points1 point ago

Old

as

fuck is what it is.

[–]GrimxPajamaz 0 points1 point ago

Toby has a new pet.

[–]DrVinginshlagin 0 points1 point ago

Kinda reminds me of this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Its the Staryu from Pokemon Snap!

[–]crackkittycrumble 0 points1 point ago

Thought this was about KFC. It's getting late.

[–]thegreatflatmountain 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this the last step in the kitten catsembly line?

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 0 points1 point ago

Good Lord this brings back memories of irc. How old is this gif?

[–]duckdave 0 points1 point ago

The eternal return of the perpetual repost

[–]meepy12345 0 points1 point ago

Actually not from being held from a string like this cat is wich is why I wanna hang the bastard doing this by a strong

[–]o0tenaciousC 0 points1 point ago

Jesus fuck

[–]Texas03 0 points1 point ago

It's called photoshop, not really WTF, unless you've been in a cave the past 20 years or so.

[–]ArcaneCraft 1 point2 points ago

I'm laughing hysterically and I don't know why...

[–]meepy12345 -4 points-3 points ago

Omg poor cat KILL that person

[–]UpTheIron -1 points0 points ago

You do know cats are designed to be held that way, right?

[–]YourBestFriendStu -1 points0 points ago

i swear to god this gif has noise. every time I watch it i hear "d-d-shridididing!"

[–]cantthinkofaname01 -4 points-3 points ago

I have no words for what I just watched

[–]MontyAlmighty -3 points-2 points ago

Never... Sleeping... Again...

[–]why_Charizard_why -2 points-1 points ago

Seems legit

[–]Bearrunner44 -3 points-2 points ago

A really cute, faster-paced version of Dark City?

[–]gabidouh -3 points-2 points ago

dark version of nyan cat

[–]jasontuegreat -4 points-3 points ago

Mmm it looks like he is chasin a flying mouse lets just put it that way