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[–]aggiegirlsrock 58 points59 points ago

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I never knew yogurt was so gangster...

[–]da_bear 35 points36 points ago

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Now when I eat yogurt, I can feel that much more gangster.

[–]HankSpank 30 points31 points ago

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I bet I eat waaaay eat way mor yogurt than you. You probably only eat fuckin' Yoplait, nigga. It's Greek or nothin.

[–]da_bear 28 points29 points ago

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Naw man, naw. I make my own goddamn yogurt. Got dis fuckin huge batch comin up soon, gots all dat vanilla an strawburries n shit. It's so dank you'll lose yo fuckin mind.

[–]HankSpank 20 points21 points ago

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Bitch be sure to use only tha best culture niggah or u wil only get sum soupy-ass shit hear me boy?

[–]jdsizzle1 4 points5 points ago

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fuck all dat, you gotta get that home grown from cali no what Im saying, shit is the dankest fermented milk this side a da border

[–]Seymor569 9 points10 points ago

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Bitch don't even, I saw you guzzling Gogurt on the corner last week, you fucking poser!

[–]CrazyShooter 12 points13 points ago

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From now on every time I eat yogurt ima say "DAMN NIGGA DAT SUM GEWD YOGURT. SHIIIIIIT"

[–]Starlitfires 7 points8 points ago

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Reading your post aloud made it just that more awesome and made me realize just how bad my hood accent really is. That's not going to stop me when I eat my breakfast in the morning.

[–]TwasARockLobsta 5 points6 points ago

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yOGurt.

[–]jonastio 6 points7 points ago

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You know who loves yogurt?

http://photos-ak.sparkpeople.com/nw/4/6/l46536303.jpg

[–]kman2k1 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVRuxA6ancc

[–]xraycatbanana 4 points5 points ago

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Who the heck watches Burn Notice?

[–]niggaragua 2 points3 points ago

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Harris.

[–]Darknezz 1 point2 points ago

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Old people.

[–]randyrectem 2 points3 points ago

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you got a lot to learn about yogurt playa, im a member of the yogurt slurpin cop killas REPRESENT

[–]U_Cant_Touch_This 147 points148 points ago

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" I want them to legalize marijuana just so potheads have nothing to talk about ever again" - Daniel Tosh

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain 74 points75 points ago

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"Grow up and do coke like an adult."

[–]Allurex 49 points50 points ago

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"You wanna get high?"

"No because I'm not in middle school and I have things to do"

[–]monkeymatings 5 points6 points ago

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"...weed..." - excerpt from Doug Benson.

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 17 points18 points ago

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"Get money, eat yogurt." -Dave

[–]Subduction 114 points115 points ago

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Huh?

I hear people over the age of 21 bragging about wanting to drink, when they're going to drink next, how drunk they're going to get, how drunk they are, how much they drank, how much they will drink next time and when that will be constantly.

[–]Nebakanezzer 62 points63 points ago

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drinking is socially accepted as a celebratory behavior. "hey it's my birthday Friday, we're going out and getting trashed" "st. pattys day is coming up, time for green beer!"

it's rarely "yo, I just got this CRAZY wild bud light case, I'm gunna sit in my room alone and take photos of it for facebook and talk about how they should lower the drinking age, because cigarettes are way more of a health risk"

I have two grown ass friends who are big pot heads and facebook is annoying as all god damn hell with them. posting pictures of different weed all the time, constant hypocritical "memes" about legalizing it, and all hell breaks loose on 420, like they dont smoke every damn day anyways.

it's like if someone found an awesome soda they really enjoyed...and talked about nothing but that, every day. wore cloths with the soda logo. drank it every day, hung out with other people solely because theyre "chill" because they drink it, have it's logo all over their room and belongings, etc. and then to top it off, a random day of the year, they go apeshit and their obsession goes through the roof, as they celebrate drinking the soda that they drink every day, by drinking the soda on that day.

I NEVER see anyone doing this with LSD, heroine, coke, etc.

[–]xandan 38 points39 points ago

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Well to be fair, Dr.Pepper is very good.

[–]VanFailin 13 points14 points ago

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Yo it's got 23 flavors and tastes fuckin' delicious in a 12 oz can! December 23 we all gonna drink up some Dr Pepper!

Unless we all get killed by zombie Mayans.

[–]xandan 1 point2 points ago

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Naw we can just let them have some and they'll be all "end of the world can wait until they stop making this stuff" there crisis averted!

[–]Nebakanezzer 5 points6 points ago

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relevant

[–]xandan 5 points6 points ago

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That it is. Good job. Mission accomplished

[–]Acid-Trip 4 points5 points ago

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That's because pictures of LSD are boring. It's a tiny piece of paper.

[–]taosk8r 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to say that about heroin and coke, and even as a stoner myself, it is weird how weed gets a pass about people who are fanatics about it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most accurate description of every pot smoking friend I have ever. I avoided facebook on 420 because every single status was about being high. Actually I have some friends that basically post about being high everyday. Most of them are in their 20's (20-25), for everyone that is saying that only high-schoolers do this stuff.

I don't have any friends that post about drinking.

Also I think it makes a helluva difference on where you live, I live in LA. Pot "culture" is really in your face here.

P.s. I know some real alcoholics (drinking by themselves every night) which I guess would be the drinking version of a stoner. They don't talk about booze ever. Seriously ever. People that smoke everyday by themselves post about it, take pictures of it, tell me about it even after I have told them I really don't care, etc.

Again I'm sure this isn't true about all stoners but in this case the majority is REALLY ruining it for the rest of you guys. Sorry.

[–]Garganchihuahua666 5 points6 points ago

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Hey man, I smoke every day and don't post/take pictures of it. I agree that that's dumb and obnoxious- but seriously, if it bothers you so much delete them from your goddamned Facebook. Reading through here and one person after another being like "god, stoners annoy me so much! I can't believe what my Facebook friends do/say," has really reminded me how obnoxious people who AREN'T like that can get. If you don't like those people or want to see that shit, unfriend them. Tell it not to show you as much about them. But don't commiserate with people about how awful it is on another site as if you have no control over your internet exposure to it.

I bet you anything that those people aren't on fucking dailyfeed talking shit about you.

[–]sacrecide 1 point2 points ago

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hey man, if your getting angry with your friends smoking, your obviously not as close with them as you think. Sure they may talk about it but seriously man it sounds like your overreacting

[–]montroller 1 point2 points ago

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So you are saying that people don't drink alone? Or that stoners only smoke alone? If I went through my Facebook feed right now I guarantee I find 10 times more pictures containing alcohol than weed and I am willing to bet that hold true for most people. Also you can adjust your feed to not show you their posts, so stop being a crybaby dick and try to accept people for who they are.

[–]MarcusHauss 0 points1 point ago

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Non american here, I though that unless you had cancer, weed usage or possesion is illegal in the US and can get you in jail big time. Why would people post pictures in FB where it can be matched with their name and all sorts of identifiable information?

[–]montroller 0 points1 point ago

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Most places aren't enforcing laws on small amounts of marijuana to the extent that they will take you in because of facebook pictures. Also I live in California where it is pretty much legal as long as you pay $45 dollars a year.

[–]edsmithberry 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just going to put this out there: You know fuck all about drugs. This sort of shit happens with every drug. There are several differences.

1) Pot is diverse. The drugs you mentioned are either more or less pure, that is the only variety. Different strains of cannabis vary wildly in taste/high. This makes it possible to become a connoisseur of sorts. Winos are almost as annoying.

2) Pot is more publicly acceptable. You know those stacks of microbrew bottles you see in the windows of college houses? This is the exact same shit.

3) Pot is easier to deal with. You drink enough to get drunk, bam, hangover. You build very rapid and long-lasting cross-tolerances to LSD and other psychedelic drugs. You do enough coke, 3 hours in and you feel like shit. Heroin..., well. Pot is different. You can smoke pot everyday and not feel like shit. You can be high and get away with it in your everyday routine.

Your comparison with soda was fucking retarded. Soda is not nearly as fun as drugs, and that is really at the heart of the issue. Your rant is like getting mad at model train enthusiasts for starting a model train club.

[–]Nebakanezzer 10 points11 points ago

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the soda comparison was not meant to be chemically compared to pot, assuming it was? THATS retarded

it is rather funny to see how dedicated to defending the drug you are though, further displaying the fanboi point of view for it I was describing

[–]cheesiepoofs 6 points7 points ago

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Why make the distinction for weed? I understand if it gets annoying how someone would base their life around it and talk about it everyday. Pretty much everyone finds something like that. Frankly thats what I have done with video games. I spend all my free time playing going on the internet, playing video games, and whenever the opportunity arises, talking about video games. They're exactly the same thing but the only difference is the stigma of weed being a drug. The vast majority of people don't take playing games to the same level that I do and the same goes for weed. Out of all the people I know that have smoked (which is basically everyone) only one or two fits your description. What do you think about people who have based their lives on video games? ie people who might be programmers, journalists, or involved in esports. Theres not much of a difference.You might say "at least they could do something with it" but there are a number of very famous pot heads. On top of that, whats so wrong with 420? People will celebrate anything they enjoy, ie national clevage day.

[–]taosk8r 0 points1 point ago

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I would argue that spending too much time on any specific subject just gets annoying. I'm a stoner for example, but I barely talk about it. People who can babble on for hours about fucking sports are just as annoying as some stoners, though.

[–]cheesiepoofs 1 point2 points ago

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yea i agree completely. I just didn't like the way he just singled out stoners to have this annoying somewhat obsessive behavior. People do that shit with everything and its annoying across the board. Theres no reason to say "stoners just wont shut the fuck up" when people do this with fucking everything. Maybe theyre not annoying because theyre stoners but because they are just fucking annoying.

(Totally not defending their lifestyle. Just saying their just as shitty as anyone else who obsessing about anything)

[–]edsmithberry -2 points-1 points ago

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My point was that an analogy that doesn't consider the chemical aspect is inherently fucking retarded. Ever talk scotch with alcoholics? LSD with acid-heads? You get the exact same enthusiasm.

And for the record, I don't smoke pot.

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[–]Sabbatai 9 points10 points ago

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Who does "nothing" when high? The teenagers on the anti-pot commercials? Because in real life people play basketball, go hiking, make art, play video games, write music, masturbate, have sex, do laundry, clean house and other things while high.

Those are examples from my life.

I haven't really been "high" in a while but when I smoked everyday I can count the number of times I did "nothing" on one hand.

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[–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

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See the difference here is that this is a post ABOUT the smoking of pot and the people that do it. I didn't just randomly show up to your front door and start telling you about my day as a pot smoker.

As for it being irrelevant... no it is a direct response to the "do nothing" claim of the YOUR post. Which is why I replied to YOU and not the OP.

Sorry if you were unable understand that.

Or the part where I mentioned not having been high in some time.

Thanks for calling me cool though. It means the world that an unknown entity on the Internet thinks so highly of me. Pun intended.

I could not care less that you could not care less. Yet you still posted it. I guess you not caring doesn't automatically mean people won't share. Tough luck!

Calling me a kid, now THAT is mature. I have a son who is probably your age. He holds discussions about things he doesn't agree with, without insulting people. Why can't you?

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[–]Sabbatai 0 points1 point ago

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Why do you insist on insulting me when all I've done is provide my own opinion which just happens to differ from your own? My "condescension" was in response to your own. Get over yourself.

If you don't care...if no one cares, as you claim. What was the point of this thread? You seem to want to be able to speak your own opinion only to insult anyone who feels differently or attempts to speak their own.

As for it making a difference to anyone... maybe you should speak for yourself. Or do you truly consider yourself to be the voice of everyone else?

Also, for the third fucking time.. I don't get high.

Maybe you should though. You seem awfully hostile.

I am unsure what I did to provoke you other than disagree with you and offer evidence to disprove your statement that people who smoke weed "do nothing". If you are that angry about such a small thing I am glad we do not know each other in real life.

TL;DR: No one cares that you don't care so much that you have written two responses to show how much you don't care.

[–]edsmithberry 0 points1 point ago

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Indeed, a let's-all-get-high-and-do-nothing-club is less fucking retarded than a let's-hang-out-and-eat-yogurt club.

Good point. And for the exact same reason bars that serve alcohol make way more money than bars that serve yogurt. Poking your brain in whichever way you enjoy poking your brain is fun.

Clearly.

[–]Subduction -3 points-2 points ago

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Again -- huh?

Have you even spent a moment around wine people? Or their dopier cousins the craft beer community?

Sorry, but you're not even getting off first base with that argument.

[–]Their_Police 4 points5 points ago

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Except that that's the minority of drinkers by far. At the least we can say that the percentage of people who smoke marijuana and are obsessed with it is higher because it is illegal.

[–]higherlogic 8 points9 points ago

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Age difference too. How old is the average food, wine, beer, or cigar snob? You eventually hit a phase where smoking is just that...smoking. You're only seeing the younger kids talk about it, which makes sense given Reddit's demographic.

[–]rexerity -2 points-1 points ago

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..... yeah i dont think thats remotely true.

[–]Toyotaobsession 0 points1 point ago

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Your logic makes me want to do this with LSD.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I NEVER see anyone doing this with LSD, heroine, coke, etc.

That's because addiction to those substances is far more life consuming and far less popular than an addiction to dope. A dope addict has plenty of friends to 'celebrate' their obsession with, they have a facebook profile and go to school or have a job. A heroin addict has heroin, everything else comes second. Friends, families, lovers, possessions, passions, their own health all come second to heroin. But they're just as big a PITA as a stoner.

[–]bosspig 11 points12 points ago

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Lol dude, the year is 2012, dope IS heroin.

[–]Notwafle 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah, I haven't heard anyone under the age of 40 call weed "dope". Very weird seeing people call it that.

[–]Garganchihuahua666 1 point2 points ago

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Just watched Reefer Madness. I think we've got the narc from it right here on reddit. Better do an AMA. Tell us more about dope!

[–]jakebluu -3 points-2 points ago

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DON'T YOU DARE PUT LSD IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS THE REST OF THOSE!

[–]MrE2Me 2 points3 points ago

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And gamers still love talking about games.

What is this strange phenomenon?

[–]mefuzzy 11 points12 points ago

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So... you are saying if US wants its citizens to eat healthier, they simply need to make healthy food illegal?

[–]uofmike 8 points9 points ago

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You'll never guess how much broccoli I ate yesterday

[–]Iwantztorock 10 points11 points ago

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I ate two pounds of yogurt in one sitting once. I do brag about yogurt.

[–]zigstarr42 6 points7 points ago

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SHIT NIGGA I BET I DOWN WAY MORE OF THAT GREEK DELIGHT THAN YOUR PUSSY ASS FRIEND!

[–]positronJon 8 points9 points ago

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When that person gets older they'll probably notice it more. A lot of people I know talk about the next beer they're going to brew or how they had some good pipe tobacco or a decent cigar. I wouldn't call it bragging though. It's just one of their interests.

[–]LegosRCool 8 points9 points ago

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Have you ever watched TV, on yogurt?

[–]BumpyUpperArms 6 points7 points ago

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Gives new meaning to "yogurt slangin'"

[–]T-Luv 10 points11 points ago

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Nobody ever said "yogurt slangin" until you just now.

[–]devourke 3 points4 points ago

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You're obviously streets behind

[–]Virindi_UO 7 points8 points ago

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Uhhh, people brag about drinking and how much they drink all the fk time.

[–]harmonyca 4 points5 points ago

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He doesn't hear people over 21 bragging about drinking?... College?

[–]Notwafle 2 points3 points ago

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I dunno, at my college I only ever hear freshmen and sophomores brag about drinking. All the juniors and seniors who can buy their own alcohol don't really talk about it that much.

[–]dsull18 5 points6 points ago

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I remember a comedian saying this, I just don't remember which one it was.

[–]MrStonedOne 9 points10 points ago*

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Ok, its time for the king shit stoner to set you all straight.

No pot smoker out of high-school smokes to be rebellious, some of us started that way, but its long since gone.

So when I see posts bitching about how pot smokers are just bragging to be rebellious, I get a little pissy at the ignorance.

By your same logic: every slut walk, pride parade, and civil disobedience movement, were just people trying to be rebels for the sake of being rebels.

Or is it something deeper? Such as an instinctive response to something about me being attacked?
The more stoners are mocked, and made fun of and the more our lives and careers and families get ruined by draconian drug laws; The more i want to be an out and about stoner. why? because fuck you.

[–]czhang706 4 points5 points ago

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Well that wasn't very funny at all.

[–]Jitte -1 points0 points ago

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It wasn't coherent, insightful or thought provoking either.

[–]3ducksinamancostume 2 points3 points ago

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Well...

[–]arogog 2 points3 points ago

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I actually have friends that do this with tea. " Man i am gettin some dank Oolong, and maybe some Darjeeling if you want some"

[–]Renmauzuo 2 points3 points ago

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While I sort of agree, I have heard quite a few people over the age of 21 bragging about how much they drink.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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People do brag about drinking, though.

[–]Tigerantilles 2 points3 points ago

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It's about as legal in California as it can possibly get. We've still got assholes. The problem isn't marijuana, it's assholes. Assholes who use pot will still be assholes whether it's legal or not.

[–]happiness_isawarmgun 2 points3 points ago

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this is so fucking stupid it makes my head hurt actually

[–]zebrastriped 6 points7 points ago

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This is old

[–]Alabaz121 0 points1 point ago

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very old

[–]killerado 1 point2 points ago

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The question is, once marijuana is legalized.... what becomes rebellious?

[–]Notwafle 2 points3 points ago

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NOT smoking weed, obviously!

[–]mrbarry1024 2 points3 points ago

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PCP

[–]mikeDabout2getMoney 1 point2 points ago

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I gots my berries bitches! Fuck yo vanilla ass!

[–]Bloody_Whombat 1 point2 points ago

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Well the comparison is speaking of rap music (im assuming) and it seems logical until you think about country music whose lyrics consist mostly of drinking beer and driving trucks and those are both legal.

[–]brodie21 1 point2 points ago

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What an interesting repost.

[–]heathengray 1 point2 points ago

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What potheads think'll happen when pot is legalized:

Woohoo! Everybody's smoking weed all the time! War is over! Peace to all men!

What will actually happen:

What do you mean I gotta smoke outside in the designated areas with with other smokers?

[–]Not_A_Smartphone 1 point2 points ago

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You never hear people brag about drinking??? What world do you live in?

[–]Bokthand 1 point2 points ago

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The hahaa made me think of Will Smith from Family Guy.

[–]knuckLeNT 1 point2 points ago

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As someone who smokes weed regularly, I also fucking hate those kids. They give people like me who are responsible and can get high but also be a functioning person in society a bad name, and supports the typical stoner stereotype.

[–]FartWeasel 1 point2 points ago

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How about coffee? I see more people posting on my news feed about how they neeed a coffee. Or how many cups they've had. Or how Dunkin super mochachino blueberry frozen coolattas are like crack. Here's a thought, its weed, get over it.

[–]TheJoel2012 1 point2 points ago

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Wow they must've been high when they wrote that.

[–]whatsuppunk 1 point2 points ago

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NIGGA IT CAN'T BE BAD FOR YOU. ITS NATURAL. THE FRUITS GROW FROM THE GROUND NIGGA FROM THE GROUND

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Only fag stoners whose lungs bleed after 1 bong hit boast about smoking weed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Great! Now I want yogurt.

[–]h0pesfall 0 points1 point ago

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I think 420 talk/bragging on the internet would decrease for sure, but it definitely wouldn't stop. People DO brag about drinking/being drunk on the internet, just log into World of Warcraft on any Fri or Sat night.

[–]Ralph_Baconader 0 points1 point ago

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nigga fuck bitches, get money, eat yogurt.

[–]dcisfun 0 points1 point ago

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That's how I talk when I do the white stuff.....(with fruit at the bottom, bitches)

[–]LulFace 0 points1 point ago

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Horrible argument.

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I could really go for some yogurt right about now.

[–]music_addict 0 points1 point ago

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Man, that cracked me up.

[–]douggie2194 0 points1 point ago

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This prompted me to get a yogurt. YO,.I'M OUT HERE HUSTLING GETTIN DIS STRAWBERRY BANANA YOGURT NIGGA

[–]RedVegemite 0 points1 point ago

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I read the last "HAHAAAA" bit in Ass Dan's voice.

[–]Corjo 0 points1 point ago

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I read this as a rap, and it worked better then most rap songs!

[–]literallycassie 0 points1 point ago

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so we are going to do that with cocaine now right?

[–]Hellequine 0 points1 point ago

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I read this in Thomas Dubois' voice.

[–]furtiveraccoon 0 points1 point ago

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Three months ago for anyone who cares.

[–]azulhombre 0 points1 point ago

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This would have been perfect around 4/20. I pissed a lot of potheads off with that Daniel Tosh quote. This would have been great to add to the pile.

[–]Falvtron 0 points1 point ago

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Great point, but people certainly do brag a lot about how much they drink. Until they hit a certain age when the give a fuck runs out

[–]chaosinus 0 points1 point ago

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This sounds so hood...

[–]DDani 0 points1 point ago

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Know where I can get some cream yogurt?

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago*

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This is a stand up comedian's joke. I forget who though.

And Marijuana should be legal, hemp at the very least.

[–]JohnWL 0 points1 point ago

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I've dabbled in yogurt.

[–]Asuma01 0 points1 point ago

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I saw that exact same text posted to reddit a few months back.

[–]blahblahblahxyz123 0 points1 point ago

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That epitomizes most all of the /r/trees posts.

[–]tjdavids 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly I have bragged about my yogurt intake before. it is delicous and I am a calorie bucket with a hole in the bottom.

[–]MaxFrenzy 0 points1 point ago

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I once saw a behind the scenes or bloopers porn video where they showed them using yogurt to enhance the money shot if the actor (fucker) didn't have enough 'product'. With that.... along with the commonplace street vernacular of throat yogurt, and of course yogurt guzzler, I find yogurt to be a poor route for the future of gangsta obsessions. Whips, bitches, drugs, and money.... got stacks of bills and fly ass honeys... gimme that throat yogurt?

[–]TheyCallMeTomSawyer 0 points1 point ago

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He's got a point..

[–]Fullyscared 0 points1 point ago

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Oh mother fucker, that is funny!

[–]icepenguin21 0 points1 point ago

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Yup friend got a medical weed card, brags about it daily and how easily he can get the weed and legally carry it buy it and smoke it. ... No one cares. Except those he buys it for.

[–]vertigogo 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes something is on reddit that isn't aimed at your generation.

That's when you start to hate other generations.

[–]Tier4 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, as a Canadian r/trees makes no sense to me, as most kids up here grow out of smoking weed (or at least grow out of thinking it's a big fucking deal) when they turn 15. It all seems very childish.

[–]necrons_ftw 0 points1 point ago

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I get my yogurt from central market yo!! They gots tha dopest shit fo real!!

[–]Pianopatte 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a subreddit for people who hate potheads?

[–]tnakonom 0 points1 point ago

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No, you're right, because tfln.com is filled with people bragging about their experiences with yogurt.

[–]twotailedvulpine 0 points1 point ago

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I can't read it outloud with a straight face.

[–]Amerikhans 0 points1 point ago

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I read that laugh in Will Smith's rap voice.

[–]markman71122 0 points1 point ago

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I kind of agree with the post but a major reason people are in the business is becouse it makes money, I dont know how much money you can make off selling illegal yogurt but weed is easily grown, transported, and the demand is massive.

[–]PastaOfMuppets 0 points1 point ago

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This guy has obviously not heard of the movie The Hangover.

[–]Shadow120 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously this person has never been on Twitter or Instagram

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Cue completely relevant southpark episode.

[–]fuckspace2001 0 points1 point ago

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that escalated quickly..

[–]Arya2u 0 points1 point ago

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I live in the hood, and this is exactly how we speak. If you want a race riot, go ahead and run out of Yoplait. White America,you have been warned.

[–]MJZMan 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck bitches. Get money. Eat Yogurt. Indeed.

[–]chasemanwew 0 points1 point ago

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tl;dr

[–]KiNGofKiNG89 0 points1 point ago

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I mean...this is like saying: water is wet. 100 degrees is hot. jello is wobbly. Its like NO SHIT...

[–]TheGENTleman420 0 points1 point ago

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All I have to say. http://memegenerator.net/instance/19699193

[–]uofmike 0 points1 point ago

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People stopped bragging about how much they drank because they grew the fuck up, not because it is legal for them to drink.

[–]fubar101 -1 points0 points ago

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you need too go too rehab for yogurt abuse i think. get some help.!

[–]nbnb2121 -1 points0 points ago

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nearly 2000 upvotes, all r/ trees

[–]JoelMontgomery 0 points1 point ago

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Day 3. The end is in sight, my friend.

Today I am going to uni, I don't know if the lecture is on or not, but either way I'm gonna meet someone there and they maybe I'll buy a chocolate or something...

I've been continuing on with my reddit secret, over 2k karma in 2 days. Its not much compared to the pros, but I'm on just getting started. I'm tired I'm gonna go lie down

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to the internet, where white people can say nigga with confidence

/get away with being racist

[–]CompactedPrism -2 points-1 points ago

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If pot was legalized, Snoop Dogg would become either buy all the weed on the planet legally and smoke himself retarded, or buy it all, sell it, and become the richest bastard on the planet.

[–]roy_cropper 0 points1 point ago

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No

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