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Hand-painted R2 shorts. (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by nomdeweb

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[–]deradera 196 points197 points ago

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"Looks like you got something wedged in here pretty good..."

[–]nvose 27 points28 points ago

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maybe obi wan can help

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 58 points59 points ago

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You called?

[–]its_an_it_guy 10 points11 points ago

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How was your username not taken until a month and 28 days ago? The force is clearly with you, sir!

[–]Old-Ben-Kenobi 1 point2 points ago

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I was pretty shocked myself. I usually swap up usernames every couple of months, but I don't know if I can let go of this one.

[–]TooLazyForThisShit 0 points1 point ago

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You can't. This one must not be soiled. Give yourself no valid excuse to delete it.

[–]kaldrazidrim 5 points6 points ago

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Lots of carbon scoring...looks like you've seen some action.

[–]irawwwr 19 points20 points ago

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So are you interested in posting in r/gonewild?

[–]grayaus 93 points94 points ago

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I'm going to not be sexual for once. Those are awesome shorts.

[–]SIMONMOSES 4 points5 points ago

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agreed she seems like a fine seemstress just look at that..... hem??

[–]Draxaan 8 points9 points ago

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You do realize she only painted the shorts, not made them, right?

[–]GiggleBunny 49 points50 points ago

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Please be a girl, please be a girl...

[–]thedarklord187 28 points29 points ago

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These were my exact thoughts as well. I kept hearing admiral ackbar , "Its a trap!" In my head.

[–]Dashing_Pony 19 points20 points ago

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Meh, It's a nice butt either way.

[–]acbrimstone 40 points41 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/M2hg7.gif

[–]davidmaravilla 87 points88 points ago

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This is the droid that I have been searching for my entire life.

[–]JOJOFACE 21 points22 points ago

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That is so rad. Well done!

[–]EdricStorm 16 points17 points ago

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I like how it even says 'R2-D2' on the butt in Aurebesh.

[–]AttemptedCrepe 6 points7 points ago

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I never knew that had a name. I will now proceed to learn it.

[–]DFSniper 4 points5 points ago

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comes from Aurek and Besh, the first 2 letters in the Galactic Basic Standard alphabet.

wiki link: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Aurebesh

[–]respectminivinny 2 points3 points ago

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Kind of like how the word Alphabet comes from Alpha and Beta the first 2 letters in the greek alphabet.
wiki link

[–]spooogey 1 point2 points ago

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Never noticed this before. Mind blown.

[–]FlyingPasta 30 points31 points ago

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"Oh cool! Now take them off."

-Reddit

[–]oobula 8 points9 points ago

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Source.

[–]commandodude1265 0 points1 point ago

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You're a good man.

[–]yetipirate 26 points27 points ago

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beep beep boop

[–]oCAWo 33 points34 points ago

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and you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[–]ninjuh1124 6 points7 points ago

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I'm a guy, and even I would wear the hell out of those shorts

[–]DerpingtonHerpsworth 3 points4 points ago

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I came here to say the same thing.

Maybe it's a good thing I don't have them. I can just picture the looks I'd get if I ever built up the courage to wear them jogging or something.

[–]Theawwsomeone 5 points6 points ago

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Very well done. Applause.

[–]ruderabbit 4 points5 points ago

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Dat Astromech.

[–]giantsparklerobot 26 points27 points ago

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Can you shoot a lightsaber out of them when Luke is over the Sarlacc pit? If not keep such a feature in mind for v2.0. But they're awesome and I'm jealous.

[–]Lastsight 1 point2 points ago

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Based on the picture, she is a female and thus can store "items" in there

[–]giantsparklerobot 45 points46 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Edit: Even if we accept this as a possibility, shooting a lightsaber between two sail barges? That's a hell of a Kegel routine.

[–]HisCrispness 29 points30 points ago

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It'd be a hell of a lot easier than if it was a heavysaber.

...I'll just take my things and go now.

[–]katchison02 1 point2 points ago

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Heavysabers are what the black guys have right?

[–]clonetek 34 points35 points ago

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thats the droid I'M looking for...

http://i.imgur.com/BoTRE.jpg

[–]1865_A_Good_Year 11 points12 points ago

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Very cool! Hope you used fabric paint or those shorts are going to be very uncomfortable! :)

[–]iforgottenmyname 4 points5 points ago

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Oh those are amazing!
Did you just use fabric paint?

[–]FapDifficultyMeter 5 points6 points ago

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4

[–]Daedreamer 3 points4 points ago

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i want!!! you gotta make alot and sell em! now please

[–]FasterOnFire 3 points4 points ago

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Awesome shorts! I'm extremely impressed by the fact that you even wrote R2-D2 in galactic Basic on the back!

[–]BahktiFace 5 points6 points ago

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That one definitely does not have a bad motivator.

[–]jonnyCab 2 points3 points ago

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Absolutely fantastic, well done and very creative. Made my Sunday it did...

[–]EvanAwesome 2 points3 points ago

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Make some in my size and I buy them from you. I wear a size 6! Haha!

[–]grammar_connoisseur 0 points1 point ago

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haha!

[–]scschottel 2 points3 points ago

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I upvoted for the booty

[–]meandmrjones 2 points3 points ago

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Those are bitchin

[–]ndtcssh 3 points4 points ago

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I want these...so bad.

[–]ArrowHound 4 points5 points ago

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eh. was going to try something clever, but then the drugs kicked in. so instead her is a cat i saw earlier.

[–]danimal6000 4 points5 points ago

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A+ would read again.

[–]BossMan_11 1 point2 points ago

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The force is strong in this one

[–]LedZeppelin 1 point2 points ago

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I thought they were swim trunks at first...

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 1 point2 points ago

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OMG

[–]fixitinpost 1 point2 points ago

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Do want

[–]oldscotch 1 point2 points ago*

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Shut down the trash compactor on the detention level!

[–]rzrbck 1 point2 points ago

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I hope you're not a dude cause you have a nice ass

[–]ExodusRex 1 point2 points ago

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Lightsaber hidden...check.

[–]ski-tibet 1 point2 points ago

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If I had a cantina, I would definitely let droids in. If they were all you.

[–]racer91 1 point2 points ago

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I thought the shorts were painted on the body... Heh. Serves me right for not checking the title

[–]kezzie87 1 point2 points ago

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You could make a fortune selling these on Etsy...

[–]Talgrimm[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Dat aft compartment.

[–]heislegend68 1 point2 points ago

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Nice shorts...and what an amazing ass.

[–]Diceman14 1 point2 points ago

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Marry her. Marry her immediately!

[–]Sir_Laughalot 1 point2 points ago

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I like the shorts (really)

PD: ''DAT ASS'' -Reddit

[–]trick96 2 points3 points ago

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Alright guys time to open up that R2 unit.

[–]Nephilyn 2 points3 points ago

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You're my hero.

[–]terb99 3 points4 points ago

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I'd like to R2 that D, too.

I don't know, I tried.

[–]trampus1 7 points8 points ago

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Why do you all assume this karmawhore made these? I'm finding the source now, gimme a minute. Karmadecay is running slow today. I'm updating this comment in real time in case you can't tell.

Here it is. Now to be creepy and follow her to see if she posts any more pictures of her ass.

[–]brainswho 9 points10 points ago

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why do you assume anybody actually gives a shit if OP is actually the creator of the shorts?

[–]spm201 4 points5 points ago

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I know creator. Unfortunately she is reddit-less.

[–]trampus1 6 points7 points ago

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Well, comments like

Very cool! Hope you used fabric paint or those shorts are going to be very uncomfortable! :)

and

Did you just use fabric paint?

and

i want!!! you gotta make alot and sell em! now please

and

Awesome shorts! I'm extremely impressed by the fact that you even wrote R2-D2 in galactic Basic on the back!

and I'm sure many more will follow. People always make the mistake of assuming OC. It almost never is.

[–]DanWallace 0 points1 point ago

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I do.

[–]Simpsonmaster1 -1 points0 points ago

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These aren't the shorts your looking for

[–]Annieone23 1 point2 points ago

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Can we all agree these upvotes are more for the girl than the shorts?

Imagine the exact same post except the shorts are now not form fitting and on a dude. Arguably half as many upvotes at most. Awesome shorts but I couldn't help but think that the combo is what seals the deal, not that that is necessarily wrong, just the truth.

[–]sulvi32 0 points1 point ago

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that mentality won't change overnight, so I would just say deal with it for now.

[–]Draxaan 0 points1 point ago

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I'll make some and submit in a few months to check the results

[–]Crafty2006 0 points1 point ago

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Those are awesome!!! Wish I could get them for my wife!!

[–]vune 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh, look at the buns on that one...

[–]abbywagoner 0 points1 point ago

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If I were a lesbian....

[–]mnnmnmnnm 0 points1 point ago

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Now get that R2D2 swimsuit, too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Nice. Are they machine washable?

[–]jedijane 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up and take my money! Seriously, you should sell some of these on Etsy or something.

[–]DrMango 0 points1 point ago

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I would pay for a pair of those and, as a man, I wouldn't even be a little ashamed to wear them out in public.

Seriously good job.

[–]thaelmpeixoto 0 points1 point ago

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Commenting just so I can go back here ans steal your amazing idea. I'll paint this on a boxer.

[–]pandermelon 0 points1 point ago

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What if i wanted to commission a pair?

[–]kajin0 1 point2 points ago

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oh damn dat ass

[–]aienthiwan 0 points1 point ago

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This is the droid I am looking for...

[–]TminusTech -3 points-2 points ago

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The ass is fine with this one.

[–]MZago1 0 points1 point ago

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You got a lot of carbon scoring here. Looks like you boys have seen a lot of action.

[–]oftenalone -1 points0 points ago

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What i would R2-D2 her...

[–]Berused -1 points0 points ago

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Mmmm.... yes..... I see... Indeed, those are shorts.

[–]psicopbester -1 points0 points ago

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Is that Japanese on that? does it say what I think it does? Or do I just need to go to r/trees.

[–]spacepirate1941 1 point2 points ago

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Not Japanese it's Aurebesh the galactic standard text, and it says R2-D2.

[–]psicopbester 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks. It looks just like Japanese. Knowing that Lucas loves Japanese movies I figured he borrowed it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEY! Seriously, do want/would buy!

[–]emeralddiamond -1 points0 points ago

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be better as a skirt

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Nice ass for a guy

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