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[–]Madsingh 129 points130 points ago

Returning the favor to kadira I guess

[–]canthidecomments 43 points44 points ago

Anyone notice that the teacher totally didn't correct the spelling of "testicals."

All they are teaching is "political correct."

[–]mach-2 15 points16 points ago

the racial bullying answer was a little one sided IMO.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying 24 points25 points ago

Just to call a spade a spade, racial bullying is often one-sided.

[–]Shovel_Natzi 16 points17 points ago

Apprieciate one who knows their spade from their shovel.

[–]TheCannon[S] 9 points10 points ago

... Said the Shovel Nazi.

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 2 points3 points ago

He's a "Natzi." Get it right.

[–]Birdemic 1 point2 points ago

Cut him some slack, I did Natzi the spelling either.

[–]mach-2 2 points3 points ago

Ain't no secrets in Mississippi.

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 2 points3 points ago

Subtle, I like it.

[–]whitedawg 2 points3 points ago

Anyone notice that this whole thing is fake, so the failure to correct the misspelling makes sense?

[–]Operation_mongoose 3 points4 points ago

CUNT PUNT!

[–]jtroeh00 1 point2 points ago

TWAT SWAT!!

[–]Operation_mongoose 1 point2 points ago

That. Is. Pure. Gold. We all learned a thang or two about violent vaginas

[–]SPAGHETTIeatingFUCK 58 points59 points ago

The uppercunt?

[–]mach-2 26 points27 points ago

falcunt punch!

[–]leet_hacksaw 15 points16 points ago

C-C-C-Cunt breaker.

[–]mach-2 7 points8 points ago

Shoryucunt!

[–]billychuck -1 points0 points ago

Cunt punt

[–]CoverFire 0 points1 point ago

A right clam cross?

[–]reDrag0n -2 points-1 points ago*

What a brilliant word. I have to find a way to use this.

[–]SPAGHETTIeatingFUCK 7 points8 points ago

"She gets me so pissed off, sometimes I just wanna uppercunt her."

[–]necromundus 45 points46 points ago

The teacher may not like it, but I think that's a valid example of sexual bullying.

[–]canthidecomments 9 points10 points ago

No, it's not.

Punching is "assault." That's not "bullying." Bullying is threatening to punch someone in the clown car hole.

[–]HumpingDog 25 points26 points ago

What if you punched someone in the vagoo every day and took their lunch money. That would be sexual bullying.

[–]TheCannon[S] 14 points15 points ago

Or threatening to punch them in the ham wallet, then taking their lunch money.

[–]ChangingtheSpectrum 8 points9 points ago

Today is the day I add three more words to my collection of alternate names for "vagina." Thank you, Reddit. Thank you.

[–]canthidecomments 0 points1 point ago

No, that would be plain old battery.

[–]HumpingDog 0 points1 point ago

It's sexual if it touches the vagoo.

[–]thenagainmaybenot 9 points10 points ago

Why isn't assault also bullying? Things can have more than one name.

[–]PhantomPhun 1 point2 points ago

It actually IS legally. Bullying is just a specific method of assault. Whereas what many people call assault (said punch to the vagoo), is actually defined as battery in legal terms.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

No, punching her would be battery. Threatening her would be assault. Saying "Your vagina is ugly and nobody likes it and it smells bad and you should feel bad" would be bullying.

[–]Ceipie 6 points7 points ago

Within the scope of the test the person was given, punching someone in the face is an acceptable example of "physical bullying."

[–]silent_p -2 points-1 points ago

You're confusing the distinction between bullying and assault with the difference between harassment and assault, and you're actually getting that wrong, too.

Assault is when you cause a victim some form of violence by any means. Actual physical contact makes it "battery."

Bullying actually includes any aggressive behaviour meant for coercion or manipulation of an unwilling party, and can include anything from harassment up to and including battery.

[–]canthidecomments -1 points0 points ago

It ceases begin bullying the moment contact is made. Then it's battery.

[–]silent_p 0 points1 point ago

[–]FlyerAce128 32 points33 points ago

The phrase "emotional terrorism" is more WTF in my mind

[–]WalrusKaput 13 points14 points ago

So on Septmber, 11th, 2001, Lady Liberty was punched in the vag twice?

[–]dampierp 2 points3 points ago

I agree, this entire assignment is fucking weird. Who teaches kids about bullying with a worksheet asking for examples?

[–]ai69 1 point2 points ago

If they call you "an emotional terrorist," does it make you eligible for waterboarding and other niceties?

[–]NotKiddingJK 0 points1 point ago

Yes, and additionally indefinite detention without trial stuck in the same cell as the entire crew of the View. It's a vahgarhino punch escalator.

[–]Zosimasie 55 points56 points ago

The teacher marked it as "No!"

So, she's saying it's not sexual bullying. Then that means it's totally okay.

Sweet!

[–]ManCity 37 points38 points ago

He should of went up to the the teacher said "oh it isn't?" and punched HER in the vagina

[–]PapauNewGuinea 3 points4 points ago

Principle, ManCity sexually bullied me!

[–]getwooked 2 points3 points ago

papaunewguinea giving us a sneak preview of Sir Alex's post game interview tomorrow

[–]mach-2 26 points27 points ago

its called fisting and some people like it.

[–]WhyAmINotStudying -2 points-1 points ago

It's called kiting and it's illegal.

[–]ViperXeon 42 points43 points ago

I am a woman and I would agree, in some situations (not all) a punch to the vagoo is sexual assault.

[–]lacrosse1991 6 points7 points ago

in this case, next time i get struck in groin(male) i will file a sexual assault charge, muahaha

[–]THEPLAQUE 1 point2 points ago

In what case wouldn't it be sexual assault? Do you feel the same about a punch to the balls?

[–]psycho_tron 5 points6 points ago

Upvote for 'vagoo' =D This is the only way I will refer to it from now on.

[–]canthidecomments -1 points0 points ago

Vagoo?

I thought it was "Vagine"

[–]WalrusKaput 2 points3 points ago

Ponos

[–]onlyinvowels 1 point2 points ago

Vah-jeen

Soft j sound.

[–]junkiesaysno 2 points3 points ago

wait, it's not called vajayjay?

[–]canthidecomments 5 points6 points ago

Only if you vajazzle.

[–]wingbatwu 14 points15 points ago

I remember reading somewhere that vaginas are quite tough and can take a pounding

[–]Jesus_marley 10 points11 points ago

Only Betty White has one like that.

[–]canthidecomments 2 points3 points ago

I think I read that on FuckTube.

[–]ciloface 10 points11 points ago

[–]CrackpotGonzo 3 points4 points ago

wut

[–]PapauNewGuinea 9 points10 points ago

Scumbag teacher:

No one in their right mind would punch someone in the vagina

Punching testicles is standard procedure.

[–]lacrosse1991 0 points1 point ago

Pfft talk about a double standard, both on the same level imo

[–]SonGarwood 8 points9 points ago

I'm sorry but emotional terrorism,.... seriously.

[–]Chugmuffin 7 points8 points ago

What is emotional terrorism? All I can think of is flying planes into someone's feelings.

[–]onlyinvowels 0 points1 point ago

The true sign of a 9/11 adolescent.

[–]dracling 4 points5 points ago

the teacher must be a female, considering they made a comment on the vagina answer and yet no comment on how that bitch Kadira punched this poor man in the balls.

[–]captainbitchdick 5 points6 points ago

Teacher is a goddamned retard.

[–]argv_minus_one 1 point2 points ago

And possibly also sexist.

[–]KelseyLeila 3 points4 points ago

What a bizarre assignment. "Here, practice being mean."

[–]makinganotheraccount 3 points4 points ago

Emotional terrorism

Humanity has jumped the shark.

[–]DGer 3 points4 points ago

"Who in their right mind would do this?"

Who in their right mind would bully someone?

I can't believe students have their time wasted on bullshit like this.

[–]zigzagjake 2 points3 points ago

...that would be sexual assault

[–]uberkonsumer 2 points3 points ago

so... what you're saying is that "sexual bullying" (whatever that in fact is) is someone "acting in their 'right' mind"?

[–]twilightcatlady 2 points3 points ago

Spaces, bitch, have you heard of them?

[–]Rad_Rad_Robot 2 points3 points ago

Ah yes, the old "Wham-bam in the ham clam." Jolly good.

[–]atta-boy12 4 points5 points ago

This is a repost.

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

"punching someones face" my favorite line

[–]mtyp7c29 1 point2 points ago

[–]bearpawd 1 point2 points ago

upvote for the clip, downvote for tosh

[–]staticblake 0 points1 point ago

I prefer this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa8V_k_gVRM uppercunt happens at 00:19

[–]greyscalehat 1 point2 points ago

Huh, but the teacher didn't say anything about getting punched in the testicles.

[–]RFD422 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one who can't read what the teacher wrote? I've been staring at it for 5 minutes...

[–]TheCannon[S] 2 points3 points ago

Who in their right mind would do this

[–]RFD422 2 points3 points ago

thank you!

[–]LanceCoolie 1 point2 points ago

Apparently the teacher was looking for a "right-minded" form of sexual bullying...

[–]bedandbutter 1 point2 points ago

Because bullies aren't in their right mind. Durr

[–]pineapplemushroomman 1 point2 points ago

So, when someone mentions vagina punching its unconcionable sexual asault, but when a man gets kicked in the balls its hilarious. Mensrights mensrights blah blah blH

[–]andremarek 1 point2 points ago

Wham Blam Right IN The Clam!

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is Emotional Terrorism?

[–]pibroch 1 point2 points ago

Who in their right mind would repost this

[–]jesse_h 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]adamthebeast 2 points3 points ago

ok maybe its just me but no one writes in cursive anymore. as a result i cannot, for the life of me, read that......

[–]Sedohr 8 points9 points ago

"Who in their right mind would do this?"

Her spacing between words sucks though.

[–]adamthebeast 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]PhantomPhun 3 points4 points ago

Wow, time to step backward and catch up. Many people write in cursive, and your lack of skills and comprehension is not their problem.

[–]pharris414 0 points1 point ago

repost... and def not wtf

[–]blackkevinDUNK 0 points1 point ago

What does the teacher write on the right?

All i can read is "Whouinthrui wit nund Bruld do this"

something tells me thats not what it says though

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like dragon language.

[–]MayorBee 1 point2 points ago

FUS ROH VAG!

[–]NotKiddingJK 0 points1 point ago

Vaygon Punch!

[–]NotKiddingJK 0 points1 point ago

It says: Who in their right mind would do this? I dunno? Wolverine?

[–]blnkz 0 points1 point ago

the rest of the answers are pretty funny as well.

[–]Belaires 0 points1 point ago

Physical bullying is no more punching someone in the face than sexual bullying is punching someone in the vagina. I am not sure about how consistent this grading is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

when you got the question wrong, teachers used to just mark a red 'X' and move on, now they've gotta mark your paper all up with smart-alec comments.

[–]guaranantartica 0 points1 point ago

[–]Bloomy999 0 points1 point ago

Kadira started it.

[–]tokyo_sexwhale2112 0 points1 point ago

this test would be the most fun to take

[–]chicago69 0 points1 point ago

Anyone notice after number six the parenthesis isn't closed?

[–]ranma08 0 points1 point ago

read this guy's other answers too. equally funny.

[–]Vesha 0 points1 point ago

Sorry ,but I knew a chick that got off on this...so so fucking weird.

[–]TruckBallwood 0 points1 point ago

Technically, that is a correct answer...

[–]Dusty1717 0 points1 point ago

Game Ovaries!

[–]ubc2015 0 points1 point ago

I found the last response even funnier.

[–]MomOfArlo 0 points1 point ago

It would appear as though Kadira is a Farm League bitch.

[–]LoDallGanTin 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone see #7?

[–]croberts425 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this more times.

[–]eeyoreftw 0 points1 point ago

I tell the g/f I'm gonna do this to her one day. She says that I'm weird for even thinking of it. Now I have proof that I'm not the only one who has thought of it. I need to meet this person.

[–]yooossshhii 0 points1 point ago

I have an buddy who's black that hit my female friend in her vajayjay. We started calling him a-coota-puncha.

[–]CrackpotGonzo 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit where is this from?

[–]argv_minus_one 0 points1 point ago

A sexual bully, presumably.

[–]NativeKing 0 points1 point ago

I hated stupid middle school quizzes on bullying...

[–]SeedofHate 0 points1 point ago

Beat her in the beef lips?

[–]vegenaise 0 points1 point ago

sounds like he wasn't in his right mind, but matthew fox would do that.

[–]VentCo 0 points1 point ago

In their defence, it is sexual, and it is bullying.

[–]cfsharp_ 0 points1 point ago

Whoever wrote that test missed the ")" in question 6. My eyes are bleeding.

[–]care_a_boo 0 points1 point ago

The odd thing is that "No" is qualified by "who in their right mind would do this" implying that something isn't bullying if it's unreasonable, and inversely that bullying is a reasonable thing to do.

[–]AL1nk2Th3Futur3 0 points1 point ago

Who in the right mind could do this?

Well my friend says he'll "cunt punt" at least 8 people a day and he's mostly same so I guess that's be him.

[–]Treelociraptor 0 points1 point ago

This reeks of fake. If not, then this is the stupidest worksheet I've ever seen.

[–]henryheikkinen 0 points1 point ago

Who in their right mind would do this?

The very same people who participate other kinds of bullying, maybe?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's so fucking stupid that even at this age they are making them differentiate 'bullying' from 'sexual bullying' from 'racial bullying'.

[–]Maxion[M] 0 points1 point ago

Your submission was removed as it is not WTF material.

[–]ai69 0 points1 point ago

But what made me LOL, was this one: "Calling a fat person a cow".

Things must be pretty bad in US schools if they come up with quizzes like this.

[–]StavTheImpaler 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is sexual bullying?

[–]sardu1 1 point2 points ago

Bullying someone... sexually? I guess?

[–]yergi 0 points1 point ago*

Good fucking question.

Maybe as in, say, sexual identification? LGBT? But, I seriously doubt any school in the states would be having that conversation these days due the fact that too many people worship gods whom mandate ignorance upon the youth.

[–]AwesomePotato -1 points0 points ago

It's called FUCKING REPOST.

[–]smokin978 0 points1 point ago

Definitely a repost.

[–]freebird007 -1 points0 points ago

re post

[–]sprinklzteh -2 points-1 points ago

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

POW! right in the vagina

[–]GrodyCoyote -1 points0 points ago

It's called a falcon punch, and it's surprisingly effective.

[–]safe_plagiarism -1 points0 points ago

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.