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[–]themostrad 34 points35 points ago

"Remember your basics, Zuko!"

[–]jimmick 11 points12 points ago

Pssst, legend of korra has started airing. It's awesome.

[–]themostrad 7 points8 points ago

I know! I'm loving it so far! If you haven't already, subscribe to /r/thelastairbender. It's marvelous. 8D

[–]jimmick 2 points3 points ago

Of COURSE I have.

/r/mylittlepony has links to streams where people get together and watch episodes live. Are people doing this for Legend of Korra seeing as it's airing at the moment?

[–]themostrad 1 point2 points ago

Not that I know of. Mostly what I do is just have some friends come over and we make breakfast.

[–]Gold_Leaf_Initiative 0 points1 point ago

"Break his root!"

[–]hawaiian_lab 186 points187 points ago

Its all fun and games until that guy who was embarrassed goes home and kicks the dog.

[–]kikenazz 194 points195 points ago

YOU KICK MY DOG

[–]Abyssus 109 points110 points ago

Suddenly, nostalgia!

[–]Mekrob 37 points38 points ago

You know damn right!

[–]cdude 41 points42 points ago

She lied to you fucking guy!

[–]BopCatan 23 points24 points ago

I kill you.

[–]Nasir742 7 points8 points ago

No no im just kidding

[–]funnylink 15 points16 points ago

You stink.

[–]hmd27 12 points13 points ago

Just because I'm Paki doesn't mean I stink!

[–]Iamthesmartest 4 points5 points ago

I kill you back, I kill you back!

[–]chateauPyrex 4 points5 points ago

You don't ever tell me the fuck.

[–]WigginIII 2 points3 points ago

Ah, that skit, while downloading Adam Sandler tracks and skits off napster on dial up.

[–]binaryechoes 32 points33 points ago

Kerpal, is that you?

[–]AssCommander 2 points3 points ago

oh god I love you

[–]madcaesar 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

[–]sho-nuff 9 points10 points ago

everywhere there's a stabbing there's a 7-11 even in thailand

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

Just remember Correlation does not equal Causation.

[–]vertigo1083 4 points5 points ago

He is hiding in "Phucket"....

[–]DevastatorIIC 1 point2 points ago

There are no 7-11s in Alaska, go figure that one out.

[–]slartbarg 5 points6 points ago

his dog might put his paw out and make him trip again

[–]sknolii 2 points3 points ago

BAXTER!

[–]MaynardJayTwa 3 points4 points ago

FENTON!

[–]Mazgazine1 0 points1 point ago

DO A PIZZA?

[–]u83rmensch 1 point2 points ago

his kicks are too high, he'd never hit the dog all the way down there.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 288 points289 points ago

So I have two cousins, one is a "black belt" at a karate mill, and one is a green beret, the black belt challenges the green beret to a fight, the green beret tries to decline multiple times but the black belt just wont yield.

Finally he says fine, lets do this, and they fight, the entire family is gathered around (it's a family reunion) and the black belt starts by throwing a few weak kicks that dont even connect very well, then the green beret just takes him down in an instant with a move much like the one in this GIF

As there green beret is walking away the black belt challenges him again, and this same thing happens again

And again

Best family reunion ever.

[–]ZeMilkman 177 points178 points ago

Yeah but who gets to wear the cool black belt and who has to wear a stupid green beret?

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 84 points85 points ago

Yeah man, berets are gay!

[–]digitaljeff51 54 points55 points ago

I eat Green Berets for breakfast.

[–]sho-nuff 22 points23 points ago

Right now I'm very hungry

[–]edibleunderoos 2 points3 points ago

These guys eat too much red meat!

[–]ArabburnvictiM 4 points5 points ago

[–]PyromaniacalSalesman 6 points7 points ago

I'm so hungry, I could eat a n octorock horse.

...With a green beret.

[–]Sexybeast- 0 points1 point ago

Fuck man. Me too! I forgot my wallet at home :(

[–]MrSurly 2 points3 points ago

Ya know, when they say "I eat guys like you for breakfast," to be tough, do they know how that would sound in a gay bar?

[–]doctorthinker 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a comment about the movie reference but it never came.

[–]Canadian_Infidel 3 points4 points ago

Raspberry Beret Army!

[–]Squidfish 1 point2 points ago

Berets are french. Even gay french men dont wear berets.

[–]UF_Engineer 79 points80 points ago

I imagine I will get some shit for this, but Karate is very overrated. My brother is a blackbelt in Karate and a brown belt in Aikido while I'm about the equivalent of a blue belt in BJJ.

I get thrown around by most people and absolutely destroyed if they're experienced in Muay Thai, Judo or some of the others. However, any time my brother and I fight for fun, it's not even close.

[–]1cipere 71 points72 points ago

IMO, it's easy (especially in America) to "fake" martial arts. Karate is just the general, most well-known name, so that's the one that everyone uses. You end up with these so-called "dojos" that are just a place for upper-middle class people to send their kids for an extracurricular activity.

[–]UF_Engineer 24 points25 points ago

Agreed. I attended Karate classes as you described above when I was little and eventually found it rather silly.

However, if you look to MMA competitions like UFC and try to observe which schools of martial arts are most effective, it seems like BJJ, Muay Thai, and maybe boxing have replaced many of the styles that previously dominated the 'sport'.

[–]scaevola 16 points17 points ago

Yeah but then you got guys like Machida who study karate to great effect.

Oh man do I love me some karate. Yes, there are plenty of fake dojos but there are plenty of real ones too.

[–]TraMaI 9 points10 points ago

I love Lyoto, but there's a reason he can use his Karate to great effect like that. What Lyoto does is not Karate, it's MMA. His striking style is Karate and that's not even where he's most effective IMO. His standing effectiveness comes mostly from his defense and timing, not so much his offense in a karate style. His most effective game is a pitter-pat offense (No offense meant, like I said, I like him) that waits for you to over commit and he either sticks you with knees (Muay Thai) or plants you on your ass with his Judo/BJJ trips. His distance and timing are a thing of beauty though and there's a lot that could be learned from many strikers in MMA from his art.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Another good example is Georges St. Pierre. He's a Kyokushin black belt who fights MMA. Now, as karate goes, I think Kyokushin is perhaps the best school of karate, but if you watch GSP's game, literally none of it is karate. His strikes are boxing-style, he keeps his hands up in a boxing/kickboxing position, etc. You might get away with saying his spinning backfist is a karate strike; I really don't know.

[–]reddilisk 3 points4 points ago

I wonder how much of that has to do with the rules of MMA. Grapples and throws work better when you can't throat punch and eye gouge.

[–]UF_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

That's a good point. I have no idea how they can incorporate eye gouging into a spectator sport though :/

[–]1cipere 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it's interesting to see how martial arts influence each other, especially in modern times. As and example, I know Taekwondo has adopted techniques from many other martial arts over the years.

[–]Domerhead 19 points20 points ago

Unfortunately that's the stigma martial artists in America get. I've done Goju Ryu karate for nearly 13 years now, and it's tough to get placed in the category of "American" martial arts. It's nothing close. It's traditional Goju Ryu, brought straight from Okinawa. My sensei learned from Shihan Van Lenten, who is considered one of the pioneers of Karate. We don't fuck around. So I think if you find the more traditional dojo's rather than the Americanized ones, you'll learn a more practical art rather than the tournament (read: flashy) arts.

[–]wbgraphic 3 points4 points ago

It's traditional Goju Ryu, brought straight from Okinawa.

If do right, no can defend.

[–]Primera 6 points7 points ago

We no can dunk, but good fundamentals.

[–]ma33 0 points1 point ago

bwahahaha you're killing me

[–]Domerhead 1 point2 points ago

Aye. That's what I love about Goju. For me, it's a perfect blend of mental preparedness, iron skin, deflecting attacks, and disarming opponents. All while keeping the beauty and grace of the art itself.

[–]1cipere 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I was lucky to learn what little Taekwondo I know from a former US champion (is that the exact title?).

I guess the trick is just weeding out the bullshit :/

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 14 points15 points ago

That's why I said "Black belt" from a karate mill

There was someone else in my family who got taught karate from a real martial arts place, and he said my cousin would barely have a white belt haha

[–]psilokan 2 points3 points ago

Agreed, most of the karate I've seen in the US (and parts of Canada) isn't even a type of real Karate. I've seen the same with BJJ and Muay Thai but not nearly to the extent of karate.

[–]leetskeet 2 points3 points ago

"Mcdojos"

[–]zgh5002 3 points4 points ago

I went for two weeks, saw it was bullshit and left. My friend stuck it out for years, and if we fight for fun, I still pummel him. They didn't teach him shit for when someone grabs you, throws you on the ground and puts their knees into your shoulders.

[–]Jerzeem 6 points7 points ago

duh, you bite their testicles.

[–]zgh5002 4 points5 points ago

Unless you're teabagging them your balls shouldn't be anywhere near their mo- ... you know what, I'll just let you have this one.

[–]Jerzeem 2 points3 points ago

I haven't rolled in years, but I seem to remember something about bucking and getting your heel across their throat from that position. I could be completely wrong, like I said, it's been a while.

[–]zgh5002 2 points3 points ago

There are moves to get out of such a thing, yes, but he was never shown them because it was a class in the local Y that focused on kicking and punching wood and fighting when someone said "go."

[–]truedemocracy 1 point2 points ago

Hey now! I live in semi rural kentucky and us middle-middle class and upper-lower-middle class send our kids to learn karate too!

[–]rtechnix 14 points15 points ago

I agree for the most part. But like others said, karate in the States is often diluted or just outright wrong. Karate can be effective, look at Lyoto Machida. Or even Bas Rutten, GSP, and Liddell have karate as one of their main disciplines. Of course it's very different from the karate you think of most likely (and the type your brother is doing most likely), but just want to say there are effective forms of Karate.

[–]Hubris2 8 points9 points ago

Any martial art that is stuck in old forms and rituals and fails to adapt fails to be effective - Bruce Lee stated as much.

That being said...it's a mistake to mix up a fighting or self-defense technique versus the spiritual side of a martial art....a philosophy, or a way of life. Many old-school martial arts that might often be ineffective (if practiced solely in their original forms) in a fight today, could be an amazing way of calming the mind and giving focus in life.

[–]UF_Engineer 2 points3 points ago

Machida is an absolute beast and GSP is surely one of the best. Thanks for pointing that out! I don't know that Liddell was much of a technical fighter though.

Unfortunately, most practitioners of Karate that I know present their form as not even a threat. Maybe there are just too many BS schools.

[–]rtechnix 2 points3 points ago

I think it's the 2nd. I do BJJ too, also learning Judo currently, so I still vouch for the core 3 (Muay Thai for stand-up, BJJ for ground, Judo for transition), but gotta give credit where it's due. I did a TKD class when I was waaay young, and looking back, it was a BS school for actual martial arts. I mean anything trumps over having no background, but it was more versed in choreographed moves rather than real sparring. Yet TKD still has its uses and there are several fighters who incorporate it into their arsenal quite well. I imagine most karate classes are the same, since they had the same over-popularity as TKD "schools"

[–]tattlerat 0 points1 point ago

True, But other than Machida none of them really Utilize a whole lot of Karate. GSP uses maybe one or two kicks from Karate but otherwise uses boxing, a bit of Muay Thai and mostly wrestling. Liddell used next to zero Karate in his style, he used his wrestling to avoid getting taken down and threw huge over hand rights at everyone. And Bas uses Kick boxing with wrestling and BJJ for the most part.

[–]stfm 13 points14 points ago

This is the funny thing. A true black belt in karate knows very well that their martial art is meant for self control, strength, patience and humility. Not for kicking someone elses ass.

I know quite a number of people who have achieved black belts and with all of them karate saved them from very dark places and made them much better people.

[–]madcaesar 1 point2 points ago

Wax on, wax off!

[–]OniKoroshi 7 points8 points ago

Nothing you're saying is controversial at all. Almost all traditional martial arts are pretty useless when it comes to fighting. Mixed martial arts has proven then a while ago.

Also, when it comes to BJJ, belts actually mean something unlike traditional martial arts. It took me about 2 years of good training before I finally got my blue belt (the second belt rank).

[–]phliuy 6 points7 points ago

Note: different types of karate will have different outcomes. Competitive shotokan karatekas will fuck you up. As will Kyokushin practioners (read: UFC welter weight champion Georges st.pierre). Karate envelops a lot of different styles, some better for others for competition.

Also, blue belt is a pretty prestigious. I assume you have grappling experience? I'm guessing black belt judo or equivalent?

[–]UF_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

A commenter below mentioned several incredible UFC fighters that utilize Karate including GSP and Machida.

And I may have been over-selling myself. The place I formerly trained was a very informal dojo that trained no-gi. The coach was a volunteer and there were no fees, though I heard he had a blackbelt. Most of the others had wrestling experience but I didn't. I was actually just looking for a replacement for hockey, since there were no rinks in my area :D

[–]phliuy 1 point2 points ago

Well if you've been training for a while you could be very *close. Blue belt just means you know how and when to use almost every technique in BJJ effectively (pretty much a judo black belt equivalent). If you've been practicing for a while, you could very well be on par with most blue belts, as long as you've had good partners and a competent trainer.

I actually like no-gi better than gi.

[–]UF_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for the confidence boost and information! We went by a local bjj dojo at some point during the training and I was paired with the blue belts, so I may be closer to their level now. I've been away from training for a few months though :/

I completely agree with you on that last bit!

[–]Kracus 0 points1 point ago

It most likely depends on the institution that teaches it. I took Tsuruoka from a guy who was inducted in the sports hall of fame and I learned a lot about power kicks. Then I moved on to Shotokan and frankly it was weak and fake. I then moved onto Kyoshin (called Kyo Kushin Kai not sure on exact spelling) and that was amazing. It was full contact cross between Kyoshin and kickboxing. The guy who taught me finished 3rd in a world even in Japan and I learned a lot about actual streetfighting during my 4 years in that style but shotokan... shakes head That was just bad.

I later went to a cross tournament where different schools all fought the shotokan crew were the first out and we were essentially playing by their rules since it was not full contact like we practiced. I also saw another sensei take out 4 kickboxers once during a show. It was ridiculous really, 1st guy comes out, 1 kick to the face KO, second guy comes out, a quick fight ensues, kick to the face KO. 3rd guy, kick, face, KO. 4th guy declined saying he withdrew. All 3 fights lasted less than 1 minute.

[–]Elrox 9 points10 points ago

I did 2 years of various forms of karate before I discovered Muay Thai, it was like all my karate training was a joke when i went against people that actually knew how to fight. I was a wrestler for 9 years previous to that and just wanted to know what to do if someone threw a punch at me. I continued to train for 2 years until I got my instructor rating and was an instructor for a further 4 years in Muay Thai. I would say that most forms of karate are just for looks, except perhaps kyokushinkai, you really don't want to fuck with those guys unless you know what you're doing.

[–]JustinTime112 11 points12 points ago

I think the key is, no matter what martial art you train in, you are going to have a bad time if you have limited or no full contact experience. This is why one year training of boxing will trump one year training of most karate dojos easily. Kyokushinkai does so well because they know how to take and deliver full speed and full power force.

[–]Major_Dick 2 points3 points ago

But then you see all those boxers who end up having brain damage, which makes it not seem like a good idea.

[–]spazmodic- 1 point2 points ago

wasn't too familiar with kyokushinkai before; looked at a video on youtube. Most of the hits are like this:

Guy 1: solid-looking hit
Guy 2: tenses up to take the hit, starts to recover before the pain sets in but ends in something to the extent of "Nope... uughhhhhhh" then falls on the ground in pain making a "ohh man ughhhh" face

pretty solid, hahhaha

[–]Elrox 4 points5 points ago*

The kyokushin guys were the only martial art that could stand toe to toe with our fighters, we had plenty of challengers as Thai was very new to the area I lived in and it was all a great laugh for all involved (I really miss those days). I used to love when the TKD guys came in, they seemed to have the biggest ego's so watching them fall on their ass was very satisfying.

Edit: The guy in the video that started the thread looks like TKD to me, they love their head kicks.

[–]Gaibon85 0 points1 point ago

2 years in various forms? Your training WAS a joke. That's not enough time to get good at one form of karate, much less various ones. If you didn't get your ass handed to you those Thai fighters would've been pretty awful.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Agreed. My little brother took Karate for a year and didn't see any results. I, however, began a boxing regiment about 2 months ago and have already noticed dramatic increases in my strength, overall energy, and general combat skills.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 4 points5 points ago

Legit karate is decent (my cousin had an essentially fake black belt), but I agree there are much better martial arts out there, my favorite is krav maga, though it doesn't really count as martial arts.

[–]hayashirice911 1 point2 points ago

Black belt in what karate too though. If it's one of those "fake" dare I say whitewashed karates then they will most likely give out black belts like candy and not really be good. My friend (who is Japanese) took Kyokushin Karate from a very traditional Karate school from a teacher that came from Japan. He is fucking brutal when it comes to striking. Kyokushin karate is bare knuckle, full contact. It's all about staying in the pocket and fucking smashing each other with body shots, knees, elbows, and kicks.

I've taken BJJ, and I'll straight out say it. Grappling has a practical advantage over striking in a 1v1 situation. Most strikers have no clue how to defend a takedown and what to do when on the ground.

[–]oni-san 1 point2 points ago

Apologies for any bad spelling, grammar, etc. Only had 3 hours sleep.

Karate's history is rather sad.

Karate in it's infancy only had two components: kata (the forms) and the application (fighting). It was a lot more effective because it was far simpler. The kata contained the techniques and they were basically just techniques, drills and combos strung together for easier learning. There was a lot more flexibility and realism in the applications as they were born out of a need for Okinawans to defend themselves while under oppressive foreign rule.

When karate hit mainland Japan, it started to change a lot. This was when things like the white gi, belts and ranking system, kihon (the standing basics where you punch/kick the air), kihon kumite (pre-arranged sparring drills) and the like were introduced. A lot of the 'aliveness' was lost as emphasis was placed on correct technique and form instead of effectiveness. The reasons are many, but I think that the root problem is that there were no full-contact fighting tournaments to keep it aggressive and 'alive', like with Muay Thai and boxing, and gradings aren't based on effective applications of technique like with grappling styles.

Unfortunately, this environment thus allows BB mills to thrive, especially with points-based sports karate become more and more popular. But sports karate and it's effects on 'traditional karate' is another topic altogether, and good or bad depending on your views.

If someone wants to study an effective style of karate, I'd suggest Kyukushin due to it's focus on full-contact fighting. There are some fringe styles around the world where they are stripping out the unnecessary shit and trying to make it more 'real' but I don't know much about them so I can't comment on them other than to say that I hope they become more influencial - karate can do with a major wake-up call, it's too stuck in the past.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I have friends who fight, a little pro for MMA, a little for shits in the street. They're pretty violent guys.

One thing I have learned from watching them and listening to them is that if the guy across from you puts his arms up like he is riding a chopper with gorilla hangers, you just walk the fuck away.

Muy Thai is srs bsns.

[–]ComradeKoolaid 1 point2 points ago

As someone who studies Judo and has a basic primer on Muay Thai leg work, thank you for not being one of the many, many BJJ practitioners with an over inflated ego.

[–]UF_Engineer 1 point2 points ago

Hell no! The Judo guys I used to train with picked me apart. Even starting on the ground (where I'd imagine bjj may have an advantage), I didn't fair too well.

[–]turbo_tC 1 point2 points ago

Yeah I think a lot of people misunderstand the martial arts as a way to injure people when they're really designed to sharpen your body and mind.

[–]ThatsSoKafkaesque 21 points22 points ago

I encourage you to look up the word martial and rethink that sentiment. Just because many so-called 'martial arts' schools have become a place to drop little Timmy off after middle school and teach him some self-confidence doesn't mean that's what they were "designed" for.

If it's not for the defeat of one's opponents, it's not really a martial art now is it?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Most karate classes and martial arts classes are for show. Only certain centers actually teach for fighting as most of them teach for performances and such.

[–]cleversoap 0 points1 point ago

experienced in Muay Thai

This isn't meant as a brag at all but I don't think I've ever used karate* (Ishinryu to be specific) in a tournament. I'm ludicrously lanky so it's just teep, point-for-me, teep, point-for-me, teep, point-for-me...

It's actually something that was brought up often in our class as our sensei knew that a few other guys and myself trained at a local gym (muay thai) and we would ask questions that were basically like "my knees are like knives too and I'm pretty sure a spin kick is overkill here"

  • edit: something specific to karate in general, even blocking though I would just raise my leg up instead of trying to deflect a kick with my hands.

[–]Fett2 0 points1 point ago

Karate is pretty large and encompassing term, kind of like using the term Kung Fu. What karate did he study? Who did he did study from?

[–]Nebakanezzer 5 points6 points ago

this was exposed on penn and teller's bullshit. there is no real consistent definition of what makes one person a black belt and another a yellow. it doesnt necessarily mean they are deadly or highly skilled individuals. it also doesnt mean you are more prepared for a fight or that anything you learned would be beneficial in real life encounters. the entire sport is more disciplinary than anything.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

Also a "real" black belt just means basic proficiency, and just in that martial art, not so much in anything real, but against someone else who is trained in the same discipline they can do well.

[–]akfekbranford 5 points6 points ago

I've been in and out of martial arts my whole life, and I have seen the flashy guy eat it more times than I can count. The main lesson I learned? It takes a crap ton of experience fighting to get good at fighting. That belt around your waist means squat in a fight.

[–]Vandrel 2 points3 points ago

Same type of thing has happened with myself and my other wrestler friends. People who know "martial arts" talk shit and then end up wondering what happened when they're suddenly helpless in a full nelson.

[–]Gaibon85 0 points1 point ago

I had an opposite experience where wrestlers talked shit about me and were suddenly choked out.

[–]Gaibon85 1 point2 points ago

If the "black belt" wants to start a fight, he's no black belt.

[–]Fett2 1 point2 points ago

Stupid black belt. By the time you get black belt you should A. Know what your limitations are, and B. Not be looking for fights.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

isnt kicking in the balls an illegal move though?

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

Well firstly he is a green beret, there are no rules haha, but he didn't kick him in the balls, it was just equally brutally fast

[–]IHopeTheresCookies 53 points54 points ago

HIYAH HIYAH HIYAH HI-UMPH

[–]taco_bob 10 points11 points ago

Who fights only using head kicks?

[–]stayunknown 28 points29 points ago

Those who are doing a demo.

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[–]DeusExMachinae 7 points8 points ago

Yes, but his legs can also set aflame. I think he's a bit of an exception.

[–]Beefdump_Cornfinger 27 points28 points ago

Where do I purchase one of these awesome gif cameras that only takes low quality videos without sound?

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

[–]jeepwen 26 points27 points ago

Was he just knocked out with a swift kick to the taint?

[–]darwin2500 11 points12 points ago

It's a demo, ie fake.

[–]jamesbiff 10 points11 points ago

the other guy kicked his left leg as he swept it upwards to kick him from his reverse side, knocking him off balance.

[–]RambleLZOn 2 points3 points ago

and then snagged him in the taint. inertia sure is a bitch.

[–]xj13361987 29 points30 points ago

The full vid is pretty cool. Its a Krav Maga demo.

[–]Charlesmeister 41 points42 points ago

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpS0UEfeFCs

the part in the gif is at *1:46 but the whole thing is pretty neat

[–]thesnakeinthegarden 43 points44 points ago

That explains why it looked so fake. Demo. Also explains why someone would keep pressing forward like that with just kicks.

[–]slipperyfist 22 points23 points ago

Whenever someone takes a very "martial arts" stance and throws nothing but high kicks at a guy that's Mr. Cool-calm-and-collected, you can be pretty sure it's a demo. Especially when "martial arts stance guy" is dispatched by one attack and stays motionless on the ground afterwards. I've got nothing against demos, they can be entertaining, but it's frustrating to see people use them as evidence for their arguments on martial arts.

[–]thesnakeinthegarden 2 points3 points ago

hear hear.

[–]stikyrizecake 27 points28 points ago

I like Krav Maga because its the only Martial art where nut shots are the preferred attack.

[–]ianschenck 10 points11 points ago

I saw the gif and knew it was a krav maga demo immediately. I take krav maga. And yes, nut shots are great. There are 9 soft spots - and they are the preferred areas to hit - why not? Just end it as fast as possible.

[–]slipperyfist 1 point2 points ago

Sure nut shots are great, but they're not necessarily a fight ender like in the gif.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 10 points11 points ago

THAT'S NOT YOUR PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

[–]cobra447 4 points5 points ago

That's my purse. I don't know you!*

[–]Eldritchsense 1 point2 points ago

Not actually correct. In Shaolin, if you get an opening to go for any of their weaknesses, you TAKE IT. Nut shots included.

[–]Khabster 1 point2 points ago

I like krav because although I only took it for a year, enough got into my head that when I some time later was assaulted by three guys and knocked down, I managed to keep my arms and knees up, protecting my soft parts.

It ain't gonna turn you into Batman, but you might just save yourself some hurt.

[–]Fett2 1 point2 points ago*

There are other martial arts where hitting the nuts is a common attack. American Kenpo uses kicks and hand shots to the nuts quite often. My Chung Do Kwan (traditional TKD) school encourages kicks to the nuts.

Any striking art that is focused on self defense and not competition fighting will usually use a lot of nut shots.

[–]ITgreedo 11 points12 points ago

lol, kick to the groin, nobody can block that. Looks like they were taught rex kwon do

[–]cumfarts 3 points4 points ago

yea, it's easy to look like a badass when the other guy is following a script

[–]Kenitzka 2 points3 points ago

Video loaded faster than the .gif. Thank you.

[–]xj13361987 1 point2 points ago

I looked all over for that vid.

[–]johndeer89 4 points5 points ago

May we see?

[–]xj13361987 4 points5 points ago

I cant seem to find it anymore.

[–]johndeer89 4 points5 points ago

Thanks for trying there buddy.

[–]xj13361987 4 points5 points ago

If I find it ill post it.

[–]JazzNeurotic 2 points3 points ago

If you find it, there will be cake.

[–]Steeler317 1 point2 points ago

Search for Krav Maga Strasbourg on youtube and you'll find it

[–]InFerYes 43 points44 points ago

[–]penguinfan2001 33 points34 points ago

From the movie "Never Back Down."

[–]PyromaniacalSalesman 18 points19 points ago

[–]jai07 2 points3 points ago

reminded me of Only the Strong

man i need to go watch that again.

[–]Ghostalker474 5 points6 points ago

Anyone have another source? This is painfully slow.

[–]thefirm1990 7 points8 points ago

Isn't that against the rules?

[–]NotRob 30 points31 points ago

That's krav maga, there ARE no rules.

[–]kabukistar 48 points49 points ago

Note to self: bring pistol to Krav Maga bout.

[–]brodie21 11 points12 points ago

Watch the vid in the comments. That wont help you.

[–]kabukistar 33 points34 points ago

It will if it's a real pistol instead of bright-yellow rubber, and I actually use it to shoot the guy.

[–]teh_Stig 2 points3 points ago

Isn't that against the rules?

[–]kabukistar 1 point2 points ago

Not according to NotRob.

[–]Brian175 1 point2 points ago

Look at all these mall ninjas legit thinking they are going to disarm motherfuckers toting gats with krav maga.

[–]jasonxwoods 1 point2 points ago

True story

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't I just use Karate?

[–]snappy763 13 points14 points ago

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 2 points3 points ago

Hey Lana...

[–]latticusnon 3 points4 points ago

In what martial art rule system is kicking someone in the leg against the rules?

[–]thefirm1990 2 points3 points ago

It looked like he kicked him in the balls, I thought that was the joke. Perhaps I was wrong.

[–]Hubris2 2 points3 points ago

Definitely the balls. An undefended kick to the upper inner leg would leave you clutching your leg on the ground - but not immobile.

[–]ghormehsabzi 2 points3 points ago

To be fair, it is a demo, and the attacker appears to be cooperating in the full video.

In other words, this isn't an actual fight, it's just showing the technique.

[–]paulthepenguin 2 points3 points ago

If you haven't watched Ong Bak yet, I suggest you do.

[–]thebomb556 2 points3 points ago

Occam's razor at its finest.

[–]kipzroll 19 points20 points ago

Agreed. Im a 3rd degree black belt in taekwondo and this guy not only had mediocre form, but he was also fighting unintelligently. High kicks and spinning kicks are pretty and such, but seriously, they should only be used when the opportunity presents itself. Using those for every single attack is just stupid.

Each martial art has benefits and weaknesses and therefore, no martial art is best. It really depends entirely on the practitioner.

[–]kipzroll 8 points9 points ago

I did notice that after I commented. Much thanks.

[–]corylew 1 point2 points ago

When ever I see demonstrations of some kind of fighting sport I can't help but to think of Rex Kwan Do.

[–]Deadmeat616 2 points3 points ago

Each martial art has benefits and weaknesses and therefore, no martial art is best. It really depends entirely on the practitioner.

This seems to be very much understated in this thread. There's far too much; "I do (A martial art) we fought (another martial art) they are all really flashy and crap and we kicked their asses".

[–]nJoyy 1 point2 points ago

Did he stomp his berries after he knocked him down? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Narroo 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, it wasn't as simple as you think; those were pretty nice sways, and him simply tripping the guy as opposed to a straight up punch does require thought, I think. The style has some subtitles, though the movements are simple and impressive.

[–]NeLastW0rds 1 point2 points ago

[–]Gamer_ely 1 point2 points ago

Sweep the leg!

[–]greengopher5 1 point2 points ago

how to win any fight 1: nut kick 2: repeat

[–]slipperyfist 1 point2 points ago

While I don't disagree with the concept, this is clearly a demonstration where both men are working together.

[–]Bixby66 1 point2 points ago

Jeet Kune Do always wins.

[–]the_dying_punk 0 points1 point ago

Phew, What a dick!

[–]jakeyjake247 0 points1 point ago

Wow. Hes so good, i didnt even see what he did

[–]T0tai 0 points1 point ago

Was that a kick to the nuts?

[–]totem56 0 points1 point ago

It took me so much time to see the groin hit...

[–]anxhelino1234 0 points1 point ago

he just toe punted the guys butt hole...the pain...dear god

[–]agnosticdeist 0 points1 point ago

Cuuuuuup check!

[–]thejanitor726 0 points1 point ago

From a Krav Maga demo video

[–]Xenophilus 0 points1 point ago

Occam's razor: how to win a fight.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

That's bullshit.

[–]syense 0 points1 point ago

been there

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I just did 10 pushups between each frame

[–]leaptheman 0 points1 point ago

I have a feeling this is loading from a server with a 486 over a 2400 connection.. still loading as I type this. ಠ_ಠ

[–]The_Piffles 0 points1 point ago

I seriously am using 40+mbps download speed at work and this gif is taking forever to load...

Why are gifs so evil? Whyyyy?!

[–]Thecardinal74 0 points1 point ago

Yay! Another slow-loading gif!

[–]bongilante 0 points1 point ago

Well as my dad always said, never throw a kick unless your kicking ass or getting your ass kicked.

[–]strangersdk 0 points1 point ago

This is why TKD sucks.

[–]koimaster 0 points1 point ago

So will a kick to the balls!

[–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago

1 gif of 1 shitty fight = always.

[–]Ofgs2 0 points1 point ago

Would have been good if it wasn't one frame a second.

[–]NickTheHalfling 0 points1 point ago

huehuehuehuehuehuehue

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[–]SisyphusSmile 0 points1 point ago

This is the Martial Art equivalent of Barcelona being beat by Real Madrid.

[–]FredRollinHigh 0 points1 point ago

“I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.” ~Bruce Lee

[–]expertunderachiever 0 points1 point ago

Did he kick him in the nads? I'm fairly certain that's not a legal move.