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[–]Mr__Mann 12 points13 points ago

the original said "moses! quit being a cunt!" that one makes me lol

[–]DarbyBartholomew 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, this PG version doesn't have quite the same kick to it.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 21 points22 points ago

Not sure why this belongs in /r/atheism.

[–]loltheinternetz 13 points14 points ago

I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious. Belongs in /r/funny.

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 2 points3 points ago

Legitimately, why are you subscribed to /r/atheism?

[–]loltheinternetz 1 point2 points ago

I like to see other peoples' perspectives, even with all the circlejerking to sift through.

[–]Owlsrule12 2 points3 points ago

I agree, but I only read /r/atheism (I'm a noob and haven't had enough free time to learn reddit so far) so I'm glad I got to see this, not that there is a shortage of awesome posts here. Also Jewish so I can appreciate this too.

[–]TheProdigyLol 0 points1 point ago

OHHH quit being bitter. This was great.

[–]Flewwy 5 points6 points ago

The person you're replying to wasn't saying it wasn't funny, he was saying it is not relevant to this subreddit, seeing as it has nothing to do with atheism in any way.

[–]Golf16 3 points4 points ago

If anything he's helping him to notice he has no bait on his hook!

[–]flebron 0 points1 point ago

He doesn't need any, he's fishing with a Pokeball.

[–]TORFdot0 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Moses

[–]IsThisAboutAtheism 0 points1 point ago

No

[–]sebzim4500 1 point2 points ago

This novelty account will get annoying very fast. On the other hand, it perfectly summarises 30% of the comments on r/atheism.

[–]Freakychee 0 points1 point ago

If it isn't funny then why am I laughing?

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

original was funnier.

[–]Dude_01 0 points1 point ago

i like the look on his face, its like he gets off with that kind of thing.

[–]darkangelx 0 points1 point ago

Megusta Moses?

[–]LokiTheSkeptic 0 points1 point ago

Put this in /r/Judaism and /r/Christianity

[–]noly101 -1 points0 points ago

shouldn't he just make the water one pillar and have the fish swim out of it, then he could put some in a basket and put the water back