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Men, use your brain. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by genron1111
[–]dcurry431 91 points92 points93 points 3 months ago
My balls are NOT that wrinkly...
[–]your_wifes_boobs 58 points59 points60 points 3 months ago
yes they are
[–]genron1111[S] 67 points68 points69 points 3 months ago
Your wife's boobs would know dude.
[–]LettersFromTheSky -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
You should get that checked out.
[–]brbphone 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
I'll bet he's a real dickhead.
[–]Alcranky 35 points36 points37 points 3 months ago
That looks like a giant, infected vagina.
[–]nrfx 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Blue waffle is the preferred nomenclature.
[–]wildmonkeymind 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
I don't think there's anything preferred about that.
[–]nrfx 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
So far I have 13 yeas, 5 nays.
This is 100% scientific data, because I am getting it from this internet.
Since internet is made out of science, I would have to say you are incorrect.
Well... the internet doesn't lie. I concede defeat.
[–]DavidChenghz 28 points29 points30 points 3 months ago
What bugs me is the fact that's not even an accurate representation of the cerebral hemispheres, also it's missing the cerebellum...
The irony is that whoever thought this up couldn't use his brain enough to actually make this accurate...
[–]SarahC 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
couldn't use his brain enough
Hah, self styled?
It could also have been made be the female of the homonid.
[–]z0ltanz0ltan 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
hominid
FTFY, woman.
[–]gay_the_pray_away 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Just a quick glance but there's no central sulcus. A science upvote to you sir!
[–]Globalwarmingisfake 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Because human brains in place of genitals is accurate?
[–]Narroo 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Perhaps he did, and decided for the sake of ascetics to not include it. Or perhaps he meant to not include certain things on purpose?
[–]trebor89 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
The word you want is "aesthetics". Nobody likes ascetics; those guys are boring. It's unlikely anyone would do anything on account of them.
[–]Narroo 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Whoops. Thank you!
[–]AnticScarab3 -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
read: made by a woman.
[–]Gothiks 149 points150 points151 points 3 months ago
Oh hey, sexism.
[–]organicmaddie 31 points32 points33 points 3 months ago
welcome to my world, most of the top posts on reddit are always sexist towards women.
[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 69 points70 points71 points 3 months ago
Dafuck? There's racist posts misogynistic posts here, and now it's a problem? I'm a dude, I can appreciate this humor. It's playing on how men are considered to think with their penis. It's a joke.
[–]Match_Book 34 points35 points36 points 3 months ago
Captain obvious to the rescue!
[–]nickthename 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Yeah! There misogyny here, we don't have time for sexism against males!
[–]Saganomics -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Those poor men... you must have it so hard. :(
[–]genron1111[S] 46 points47 points48 points 3 months ago
I'm a man, I posted this because I thought it was funny. Am I sexist against men?
[–]britishtwat 82 points83 points84 points 3 months ago
Yes.
[–]genron1111[S] 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
I beg to differ.
[–]britishtwat 54 points55 points56 points 3 months ago
Then no.
[–]genron1111[S] 58 points59 points60 points 3 months ago
Good talk.
[–]TheBlankedFile 30 points31 points32 points 3 months ago
This is how men solve problems.
[–]TwoHat 56 points57 points58 points 3 months ago
oh hey, sexism.
[–]canthidecomments 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
Besides, that looks surprisingly like my ball sack.
[–]effinnewguy 26 points27 points28 points 3 months ago
you must be REALLY smart
[–]TheTechAnt 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Funny... I also though this was funny and I'm a man.... I didn't even take this as sexism at all.... Mehh
[–]genron1111[S] 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Some people are just really fucking touchy.
Nice to know lol.
[–]Del_Castigator -17 points-16 points-15 points 3 months ago
You are part of the problem that perpetuates the stereotype.
[–]genron1111[S] 23 points24 points25 points 3 months ago
What problem? That scrotums look funny? Seriously, get over yourselves. It's just a joke.
[–]Czrny 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
the way a scrotum looks is never a joke. You should really be more sensitive
[–]dmanbiker -11 points-10 points-9 points 3 months ago*
You're seriously offended because someone said a scrotum looks like a brain...
Perhaps there are times when it's reasonable to be offended, but seriously? If equating a male's scrotum to a brain seriously offends you, then God help you when someone says something truly insensitive because you may die.
EDIT:
If anyone else reads this downvote away! I've worked all this time getting my karma above 4000, and I'm ready to cash in! YEAH-- I fucking love this! I've only ever had like a -1, let's get a -100! Let's do it!
[–]Holybasil 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
woosh!
[–]Czrny 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You sir, are of a greater state of consciousness than myself and I will never be able to argue with you. Any man willing to take a negative 100 karma blow is far too badass for myself and I will never be able to comprehend the shear badassitude that you posses. You win
[–]dmanbiker 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Yeah, I realized I was totally in the wrong shortly after originally responding to you, but I wanted to ride my Karma train straight to hell.
Sadly the community didn't want to crucify me and I only lost like ~30 karma from all the posts I made, which I made up in like 3 days... I'm pretty sure this is actually the lowest voted comment regardless, but it doesn't look nearly as good as if it were -100.
[–]Czrny 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
but then, and who else with them?
[–]Del_Castigator 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
But its not "just a joke" this is art it was probably put in a gallery. Its supposed to be social commentary. Its an idea a thought someones spreading.
[–]GrimChains 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
If that's a scrotum and not a brain, we've got bigger issues than sexism.
[–]Lemonseed05 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Wow, somebody completely missed the point of this picture
[–][deleted] 3 months ago*
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[–]LadyRarity 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
FEMALE-DOMINATED media
AHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh man.
[–]thenagainmaybenot 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
Female-dominated media? Please follow up.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
Go watch a sitcom and look at the dad. 90% of the time he is portrayed as buffoon, who is held together by his much more intelligent wife. The same is for commercials. For example the recent huggies commercial. It's a diaper than can face even the biggest challenges, the "HUSBAND CHALLENGE!"
There is definitely a lot of sexism against men in the media, and it just seems to be "acceptable" to some.
[–]thenagainmaybenot 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Yes, men are sometimes portrayed abdly in the media too. Hardly proof of a FEMALE-DOMINATED media.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I don't particularly agree with "female dominated media" as he said, but the fact is, whenever there is a woman portrayed "negatively" there is almost always a "negative" man to go along with her to balance her out. However, when it is a man getting portrayed, it is either him alone being a fool with an amazingly talented wife, or both being fools. Basically, it's "wrong" to portray women negatively in the media, especially alone, but portraying men negatively is "fine."
And "sometimes" is a complete understatement. In almost every sitcom, etc, the man is always a buffoon.
[–]thenagainmaybenot 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Sitcoms are only one part of the media. A small part, relatively. "sometimes" was describing negative stereotypes of men in the media as a whole, not just sitcoms.
You have a point that there's some harmful stereotypes of men out there, but I still maintain there are more numerous and... insiduous? than the stereotypes of men. The reason you notice so many stereotypes of men and not women may well be because you're a man.
If you're not noticing negative stereotypes of women because you're not a woman and because they're so ingrained in society already then they won't seem as common or as bad to you.
[–][deleted] 3 months ago
[–]thenagainmaybenot 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Ah, so you're trolling. That's a shame. ~Cheery thanks, Not Sheamus
[–]ifinoxonifi 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
You lost me at "To be a beer commercial man is to be a buffoon and a rapist."
[–]nondickyatheist 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Is it misandrist to recognize that men can be irrational in the face of sex? It's not a categorical judgment, and it doesn't say that women are superior because of this.
[–]Wordshark 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Try the old gender flip:
Is it misogynist to recognize that women can be irrational in the face of emotion? It's not a categorical judgment, and it doesn't say that men are superior because of this.
To me, it seems pretty obvious.
[–]Digwood 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
...said anothertittymonster.
[–]nukefudge 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
anothertittymonster
i...
[–]TheBlankedFile -7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago
That men only think with their dicks? Is that really a negative stereotype that affects men? Have you ever been denied a job or a chance at an education or a seat at a restaurant for being a man? No, you fucking haven't.
[–]IGargleGarlic 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
yeah, actually i have.
Fuck Hooters.
[–]supersmartsupersmart 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Yes it obviously is a negative stereotype, which somehow is still quite acceptable. Your example of how men is suppose to not suffer of discrimination is absurd - does females get denied a job or a chance at an education or a seat at a restaurant?
[–]raoneill 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Please don't mistake this for me giving a fuck, but I saw your post and just wanted to let you know that I was passed over for a job when I was 17 because I was a boy. It can happen.
I did get a better job afterwards though, so not going to cry about it. But please don't assume the world is a black and white place of easy absolutes to throw around. Its complex and bigotry comes in many forms and affects many different people in different ways.
Now, carry on :)
[–]Del_Castigator 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
No no I have not but ive never done any of that shit either. I don't promote it in any form so im certainly going stand by while its done to me.
[–]TheBlankedFile 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Does it really offend you that much? It'd be like if I was called a "cracker" for being white. And seriously, why all the downvotes?
It does not offend me but it perpetuates a stereotype that men just want sex we dont.
[–]TheBlankedFile -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I never really saw the idea of man wanting sex as a "stereotype." More like a fact. And there ARE some men who just care about sex. I've met several. So it's not really an untrue statement to think that men think about sex a lot.
Stereotypes are not always based on lies, but that doesn't mean we should be using them.
[–]TheBlankedFile -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago*
Well, that's your prerogative. I'm not going around enforcing the idea that men are purely sexual beings, but I just don't see male stereotypes (especially this one) causing a whole lot of problems.
edit: spelling
[–]Wordshark 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/thinksex.asp
[–]GrimChains 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I never really saw the idea of man wanting sex as a "stereotype." More like a fact. And there ARE some men who just care about sex. I've met several.
I've had several girlfriends cheat on me. Does that mean every girl is a cheater? I've met several sex-addict girls. Does that mean every girl is a sex-addict? I've met several shoe-crazy girls. Does that mean every girl is shoe-crazy?
Of course not. Please don't mistake the loudest or most noticable segment of a given population as being a representative of that population. Unless, of course, you want FOX News representing American politics/news media.
[–]TeslaCoiled 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Women-only floors at hotels spring to mind, but there are other examples of such discrimination.
[–]ItWillBeMine 59 points60 points61 points 3 months ago
Sexism against women runs rampant on this site...doesn't feel so hot when the shoe is on the other foot, huh?
[–]YcantweBfrients 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Actually I don't give a shit.
[–]Rexland 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Two wrongs does not make one right though, now does it?
[–]Mimsy_borogoves 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
I don't think this light hearted poke at men is really comparable to what most women have had to put up with through the course of history.
[–]Rexland 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I'm not saying it is, but it does not make it less sexist - and as far as I am concerned no sexism is alright, be it a light hearted poke or not.
Showing tolerance against it will just strengthen it, same goes for racism etc.
[–]eskachig 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Is anyone saying that? Is equivalence necessary for this to be sort of shitty? It's not even funny, it's just a "men are stupid, hurrr". I mean, I'm not going to say that this is some sort of major oppression, but this is also fucking stupid, like anything that goes "periods, amirite?"
[–]doctorcrass 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Everyone bellyaches whenever something is even mildly against women. Yet you can literally make a statue of a man with a brain in place of his balls and it goes to the front page.
[–]MedievalKnieval 47 points48 points49 points 3 months ago
You can make a sexist joke against women and also make the front page. Your point?
[–]YcantweBfrients 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
This is the internet, doctorcrass. Where else would you expect such a statue to go?
[–]doctorcrass 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
to the storage room where they keep all the useless art projects that are cranked out non stop on college campuses.
[–]Quazz 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Then again, anytime someone points something out against a specific person who happens to be female it gets labelled sexism instantly regardless of context.
[–]railu 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I give fake politeness only to my enemies. Making fun of women to their faces is the ultimate form of respect I can give.
[–]snumfalzumpa -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 months ago*
lmao, actually we couldn't care less. i am a man and this joke doesn't bother me in the least bit. the point we are trying to make is that the women screaming "sexism!!" at everything really need lighten up. it shouldn't affect you.
EDIT: oop, of course i get down voted by some more stuck up feminists! seriously, feminists, do yourselves all a favor and take the fucking stick out of your collective asses... jokes about women are OKAY, jokes about men are OKAY. get the fuck over it and stop worrying about what everyone else thinks/says.
[–]IGargleGarlic -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I agree. Fuck double standards.
[–]PatroclusRex 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Sometimes the fact that this shit gets to the top of WTF is WTF enough for me.
[–]Mexican_Observer 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Sexual energy is what drives us to perform out our dreams. Most people can't control such colossal energy and many times it backfires to them, destroying their original dreams instead of creating them. Both man an woman take decisions with their genitals, not everybody is a redditor, not everybody think twice, most people could use some brains before carrying out their deeds. It's an excellent pic, not surprisingly judgmental minds critics can't appreciate it, they were taught to see the world through a narrow set of ideas, like watching a football game through a straw. They're missing a huge spectrum of reality, those future generation who didn't evolve the dark ages will still think in a geocentric fashion, so their egos will never set them free.
There are others, like Gothiks, who only talk because he is able to, but this kind of people often bring more problems than solution. They complaint more than they solve. In other words Trolls. If you notice, Gothiks never backs up his comment. he just vomited it out and left. Don't be misguided with these kind of comments, sexism has nothing to do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geoz_wb_en.svg
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Yes, but when it is only men who get this stereotype is where the problem lies.
[–]DorkPassenger 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Needs more stem.
[–]cneck 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Stay out da cold water.
[–]voxoxo 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Looks like everyone in this thread is a butthurt offended crybaby
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Sort of like every post that plays on a stereotype of women, right?
Hangin' brain.
[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Don't we have a brain in our stomachs as well? it appears so after a quick search
[–]Quazz 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
It's not really a brain so much. It's just they discovered that it doesn't only receive orders, but gives them too.
[–]Winkle92 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
There is something surprisingly disturbing about this...
[–]herpderp_roar 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'm really glad that balls don't actually look like that.
[–]MufasaDied4U 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time." -Robin Williams
[–]pantsonhead 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Gives new meaning to hanging brain.
[–]Naphthos 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
obviously this has devolved into a heated debate about suspected sexism but maybe the artist's intent wasn't quite so diabolical. Ignore the headline OP gave it.
[–]Mr-Xela-48 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
...and our dicks inside our heads. We're fucked.
[–]Gingefringe 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Fucked in the head.
[–]asnof 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
I do believe that whoever did this is a hardcore feminist
[–]BourbonAndBlues 41 points42 points43 points 3 months ago
There is a difference between feminism and misandry.
[–]Quazz 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
Depends whether you want to run with pure definitions or with practical definitions.
[–]BourbonAndBlues 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You have a point. The pure definition of feminism is the ideal you strive for, right? Practicle concerns make everything much more of a grey-scale. For instance, we have no context for this sculpture beyond the picture in this post. How are we to know that maybe this sculpture was displayed next to a woman's torso with a Medusa's head between her legs?
By itself, I don't think this work constitutes either feminism or misandry definitively, but it does smack of the latter to me.
[–]Varg__Vikernes -14 points-13 points-12 points 3 months ago
Not really.
[–]BourbonAndBlues 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
No, you see, there really is. Feminism is about equality, and an awareness of social assumptions in an attempt to overcome them. Misandry, and misogyny, are nothing more than forms of hate.
[–]GrimChains 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Feminism is about equality, and an awareness of social assumptions in an attempt to overcome them.
You forgot a couple of words. It should read something like this:
Feminism is about equality for women, and an awareness of social assumptions in an attempt to overcome them inequality for women.
Straight up equality is the domain of the egalitarian movement.
[–]Roulette88888 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
I think feminists can say that however much they like, but look at the actions of feminist lobbying groups and you'll see there's a difference between what they say and what they do.
[–]jackyl_distorted 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
There are lobbying groups arguing that women are superior to men? I doubt that.
[–]Roulette88888 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
They don't argue this, but some of the laws introduced as a result are... somewhat lopsided.
[–]jackyl_distorted 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Like what? I'm not trying to fight, I just can't think of what this could be.
"Dear College," while not a formal law, pretty much screwed guys over. If a guy's accused of rape, the procedure is he's removed from university housing if they live in the same building/complex, and he's pulled from any shared classes, while the accuser is given psychological aid and tutoring. If the man is found not-guilty, then nothing is done to comp him. He needs to find some way to catch up on everything he missed during the trial, and he isn't comped for the rent he paid for unusable living space.
The worst of it, however, is the actual trial. The level of sureness to expel him with a scarlet A is effectively dropped from ~95%-99% sure he committed the crime to 51%, or some other comparable number. He's basically forced to prove his innocence. I also believe anything he says in the college trial can be used against him in criminal court as well, so he's kinda screwed either way. If he defends his academic career, then he ups his chances of being thrown in jail with sex offender status. But if he doesn't defend his academic career, he's condemned to working or technical class citizen because no university would take him after that.
Honestly, I'm not even sure why the university is involved in this type of crime. I doubt they'd hold a trial to see if they should keep an accused murderer enrolled.
[–]jackyl_distorted -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
I teach college and I've been part of writing student handbooks. The rules for these sorts of things are up to each individual college. There's just no way a feminist lobbying group can dictate college policy.
I know there have been a few times when colleges adopted date rape policies and their campus feminist organizations were allowed to participate in the committees, but you're saying feminists passed a law (but not a formal law?) to write university policies? Feminists are forcing universities to hold criminal trials? And you think there's something in writing somewhere that says someone can be convicted of a crime for being 51% guilty? I don't mean to be a dick, but whatever this is, it's not real.
[–]Roulette88888 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Well, for example in Sweden they're trying to make it (or already have) that if a man is accused of rape, he's guilty until proven innocent.
Case in the UK where men accused of rape were to kept anonymous until proven guilty in court (Bear in mind that merely being accused of the crime can stop you getting jobs for life) This was opposed by feminist organisations.
Again in the UK, the idea was put forward to put a legal rule in place that lowers sentences for women. I wouldn't mind, but this wasn't some nutjob, this was a member of the cabinet at the time that suggested this.
There are 12 female-only defences in courts in the US.
Stuff like that. r/mensrights has a sidebar that could explain this much better than I could.
I can't discuss other countries. The UK has some ridiculous laws unrelated to gender that I wouldn't try to defend. The comment was that feminist lobbying groups do things that aren't in line with historical feminist aims and I still don't see any evidence for that. I am male and I write about gender equality for men and I've tried to read r/mensrights and it bothers me too much, sorry.
[–]AnticScarab3 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Feminism is sometimes about equality, and it's sometimes about advancing female's position in society. I believe that, for most feminists, any pursuit of equality is entirely incidental. They seek to improve their standing by attacking laws and practices that hurt women. There's nothing wrong with that, but the other side of equality is addressing the immense privilege that is allotted to women. Society dictates that women should receive all sorts of special treatment, and I've never seen a feminist campaign against any of that.
I think it's more accurate to say that Feminism is about the advancement of women. There's nothing inherently wrong with that, but if equality is the goal, Feminism is not cutting it.
[–]BourbonAndBlues 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Very well put, I agree with you.
[–]doctorcrass 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
It isn't about equality I don't know why people pretend it is. It is about the advancement of women. I don't think I've heard too many feminists demanding more fair custody trials or that women sign up for the draft.
[–]jackyl_distorted 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Everyone wants to get rid of the draft.
[–]organicmaddie 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
google it, there's tons of feminist groups trying to get rid of the draft or trying to get women to sign for them just because you haven't heard of them doesn't mean they don't exist. that's just dumb logic.
[–]ho0k -9 points-8 points-7 points 3 months ago
Feminists suck dick
[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'm sure that some do, yes.
[–]jackyl_distorted 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Nope! A man created this.
[–]BourbonAndBlues 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Men can be misandryst too ;) But that does make it less likely.
[–]bgear237 -4 points-3 points-2 points 3 months ago
or someone who likes a good joke every once in a while...
[–]AutumnEmber 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I love how theres so many women jokes on reddit but then a bunch of guys cry over this. Serioisly, its just a joke. I'll laugh at a woman joke if its funny. Its just a joke. And art.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
Well you do realize the women jokes here get the same treatment right?
[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Yes, but the thing that gets to me about this is this is one of the very few man jokes I've seen compared to women jokes. Also, no one on the internet can take a joke.
[–]Gerryoak 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
That could be a vagina as well
[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
As far as I know, vaginas don't hang off the body.
[–]eatbox1997 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Clearly you don't live in the south...
[–]iamwudu 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
... a very very old vagina perhaps
[–]Hedja 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
That'd be sexist.
Looks greatly sexist. Looks like a product of SRS.
[–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
imagine how big my dick would be if the proportions were switched. it'd be a solid 5 inches or so.
[–]Danleyson 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
blue waffle. That is all.
[–]SexTiger 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Just hangin brain, no big deal
[–]madavid789 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I guess he must use his other head
[–]DocFGeek 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
THE BRAIN!
Oh HO! The brain!
[–]Xophorus 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This makes me think of the Ballchinian from Men in Black.
[–]HAVE_A_CHILL_DAY 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
He should think with his brain instead of his head
[–]stayinbed 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I have a lot on my mind.
[–]icecreammuscles 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
When my younger brother was about three, he would call his balls his brains.
[–]MEiac 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Mangina?
[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That picture made me gag
[–]kareemabduljabbq 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
there is A LOT of vas deferens and epididymis on that statue's balls.
[–]xxGamexx 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
So what happens when a girl wants to give him head?
[–]mmavipc 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That's what the balls actually look like without the scrotum
[–]adrianbk 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What he really needed to use was a condom.
looks like a puffy spaghetti vagina
[–]whuddafugger 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
you should get that checked at the clinic.
[–]Gamer_152 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I WONDER WHAT THE METAPHOR IS.
[–]YcantweBfrients 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Truly disturbing and disturbingly true. and funny. And I really enjoyed reading all the outrage you've caused.
[–]tynamite 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Looks like a vagina.
[–]Recombinant 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Relevant
[–]kaffeinatedkelsey 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
"I've got the weirdest boner right now."
[–]dankula 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I title this piece, "The Manscaper: Why a straight razor is a bad choice."
[–]Roc327 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
"it's pinky, it's pinky and the brain"
[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I always say "you're thinking with the wrong head"
[–]Jalokoh 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
This is me in a nutshell. Ah, get it?! Not funny? Okay I'll leave.
[–]tornsoulja 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I told my doctor i wasn't the only one!
[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Surprisingly not too far off...
[–]the_dyslexic_kid 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You should consult your doctor about that.
[–]EzikialBasix 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
yep. that's about what my junk looks like.
[–]hafti77 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
if the proper interpretation of this piece is how it appears at face value (how the author of this post read into it), then i must say it's a rather dull, in-your-face metaphor for such an off putting piece. (brain-scrotum, really?)
[–]courtesy-flush 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Maybe this piece is about how men are sexually attracted to what they find intellectually stimulating. No? Ok...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Biggest varicoceles ever
[–]floppykittens 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Does he ejaculate thoughts or brain goo.
[–]wanderlust24 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
so stimulating!
[–]singlethreadacc006 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.. with my brain.
[–]CowboyG 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The neuroanatomy of that brain's external gyri and sulci is questionable.
[–]GB6801 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wouldn't this mean that we have a dick where our brains should be?
[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I had no idea that much weight lifting would cause extensive labial varicosity. It's bad enough when you can see all the veins in her arms.
[–]Capt_Poopie_Pants 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That brain is totally sucking that guy's dick.
[–]hepalopala 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Gives a whole new meaning to blowing my mind.
[–]wrileys 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I call it my brain-man-gina.
I like it.
[–]Daxtotomor 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
men are known to think with their head
[–]screamintomyass 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You know what's cool? Women are just as prone to think in the heat of the moment as men are.
[–]ophello 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wrinkly ballsack with micropenis syndrome...nothing to see here.
[–]SuperlativeInsanity 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
MIB2 was a resounding failure. I'll wait for the reviews to come in.
[–]harryrackham 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The word "braingina" is after entering my mind now...even though this directed at men =P
[–]Madsingh 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Took your advice, did an iq test.. Result: 134, genius. Who knew
[–]Benadocious -2 points-1 points0 points 3 months ago
How come im staring at a vagina with intellect?
[–]lift_or_die 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You mean the brain that largely invented everything we see around us? The one that came up with the the scientific method and created our current understanding of nature in fields such as mathematics, physics, biology, chemistry?
Got it.
[–]docious 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Right in the brains.
[–]IKickArseForTheLord 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Being a man takes balls.
[–]super_INEK -5 points-4 points-3 points 3 months ago
Let me guess... a woman made this.
[–]nukefudge -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
LOL GENDER AMIRITE
[–]Taymerica -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
That is the most disgusting sculpture of a woman I've ever seen, and why is she jacked?
[–]drjohnsonn -3 points-2 points-1 points 3 months ago
Men may think with our dicks, but women use their vayjays as currency (i.e. "if I give him some of this, then I'll get something for it).
[–]Mimsy_borogoves 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'm hoping you're referring to orgasms or perhaps the sense of closeness and unity with their lover.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
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