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[–]dcurry431 91 points92 points ago

My balls are NOT that wrinkly...

[–]your_wifes_boobs 58 points59 points ago

yes they are

[–]genron1111[S] 67 points68 points ago

Your wife's boobs would know dude.

[–]LettersFromTheSky -3 points-2 points ago

You should get that checked out.

[–]brbphone 15 points16 points ago

I'll bet he's a real dickhead.

[–]Alcranky 35 points36 points ago

That looks like a giant, infected vagina.

[–]nrfx 9 points10 points ago

Blue waffle is the preferred nomenclature.

[–]wildmonkeymind 5 points6 points ago

I don't think there's anything preferred about that.

[–]nrfx 0 points1 point ago

So far I have 13 yeas, 5 nays.

This is 100% scientific data, because I am getting it from this internet.

Since internet is made out of science, I would have to say you are incorrect.

[–]wildmonkeymind 5 points6 points ago

Well... the internet doesn't lie. I concede defeat.

[–]DavidChenghz 28 points29 points ago

What bugs me is the fact that's not even an accurate representation of the cerebral hemispheres, also it's missing the cerebellum...

The irony is that whoever thought this up couldn't use his brain enough to actually make this accurate...

[–]SarahC 8 points9 points ago

couldn't use his brain enough

Hah, self styled?

It could also have been made be the female of the homonid.

[–]z0ltanz0ltan 0 points1 point ago

hominid

FTFY, woman.

[–]gay_the_pray_away 2 points3 points ago

Just a quick glance but there's no central sulcus. A science upvote to you sir!

[–]Globalwarmingisfake 4 points5 points ago

The irony is that whoever thought this up couldn't use his brain enough to actually make this accurate...

Because human brains in place of genitals is accurate?

[–]Narroo 2 points3 points ago

Perhaps he did, and decided for the sake of ascetics to not include it. Or perhaps he meant to not include certain things on purpose?

[–]trebor89 2 points3 points ago

The word you want is "aesthetics". Nobody likes ascetics; those guys are boring. It's unlikely anyone would do anything on account of them.

[–]Narroo 1 point2 points ago

Whoops. Thank you!

[–]AnticScarab3 -1 points0 points ago

couldn't use his brain enough

read: made by a woman.

[–]Gothiks 149 points150 points ago

Oh hey, sexism.

[–]organicmaddie 31 points32 points ago

welcome to my world, most of the top posts on reddit are always sexist towards women.

[–]CrazyPurpleBacon 69 points70 points ago

Dafuck? There's racist posts misogynistic posts here, and now it's a problem? I'm a dude, I can appreciate this humor. It's playing on how men are considered to think with their penis. It's a joke.

[–]Match_Book 34 points35 points ago

Captain obvious to the rescue!

[–]nickthename 1 point2 points ago

Yeah! There misogyny here, we don't have time for sexism against males!

[–]Saganomics -2 points-1 points ago

Those poor men... you must have it so hard. :(

[–]genron1111[S] 46 points47 points ago

I'm a man, I posted this because I thought it was funny. Am I sexist against men?

[–]britishtwat 82 points83 points ago

Yes.

[–]genron1111[S] 20 points21 points ago

I beg to differ.

[–]britishtwat 54 points55 points ago

Then no.

[–]genron1111[S] 58 points59 points ago

Good talk.

[–]TheBlankedFile 30 points31 points ago

This is how men solve problems.

[–]TwoHat 56 points57 points ago

oh hey, sexism.

[–]canthidecomments 17 points18 points ago

Besides, that looks surprisingly like my ball sack.

[–]effinnewguy 26 points27 points ago

you must be REALLY smart

[–]TheTechAnt 1 point2 points ago

Funny... I also though this was funny and I'm a man.... I didn't even take this as sexism at all.... Mehh

[–]genron1111[S] 1 point2 points ago

Some people are just really fucking touchy.

[–]TheTechAnt 1 point2 points ago

Nice to know lol.

[–]ItWillBeMine 59 points60 points ago

Sexism against women runs rampant on this site...doesn't feel so hot when the shoe is on the other foot, huh?

[–]YcantweBfrients 5 points6 points ago

Actually I don't give a shit.

[–]Rexland 4 points5 points ago

Two wrongs does not make one right though, now does it?

[–]Mimsy_borogoves 18 points19 points ago

I don't think this light hearted poke at men is really comparable to what most women have had to put up with through the course of history.

[–]Rexland 3 points4 points ago

I'm not saying it is, but it does not make it less sexist - and as far as I am concerned no sexism is alright, be it a light hearted poke or not.

Showing tolerance against it will just strengthen it, same goes for racism etc.

[–]eskachig 1 point2 points ago

Is anyone saying that? Is equivalence necessary for this to be sort of shitty? It's not even funny, it's just a "men are stupid, hurrr". I mean, I'm not going to say that this is some sort of major oppression, but this is also fucking stupid, like anything that goes "periods, amirite?"

[–]doctorcrass 7 points8 points ago

Everyone bellyaches whenever something is even mildly against women. Yet you can literally make a statue of a man with a brain in place of his balls and it goes to the front page.

[–]MedievalKnieval 47 points48 points ago

You can make a sexist joke against women and also make the front page. Your point?

[–]YcantweBfrients 2 points3 points ago

This is the internet, doctorcrass. Where else would you expect such a statue to go?

[–]doctorcrass 0 points1 point ago

to the storage room where they keep all the useless art projects that are cranked out non stop on college campuses.

[–]Quazz 3 points4 points ago

Then again, anytime someone points something out against a specific person who happens to be female it gets labelled sexism instantly regardless of context.

[–]railu 1 point2 points ago

I give fake politeness only to my enemies. Making fun of women to their faces is the ultimate form of respect I can give.

[–]snumfalzumpa -4 points-3 points ago*

lmao, actually we couldn't care less. i am a man and this joke doesn't bother me in the least bit. the point we are trying to make is that the women screaming "sexism!!" at everything really need lighten up. it shouldn't affect you.

EDIT: oop, of course i get down voted by some more stuck up feminists! seriously, feminists, do yourselves all a favor and take the fucking stick out of your collective asses... jokes about women are OKAY, jokes about men are OKAY. get the fuck over it and stop worrying about what everyone else thinks/says.

[–]IGargleGarlic -1 points0 points ago

I agree. Fuck double standards.

[–]PatroclusRex 5 points6 points ago

Sometimes the fact that this shit gets to the top of WTF is WTF enough for me.

[–]Mexican_Observer 2 points3 points ago

Sexual energy is what drives us to perform out our dreams. Most people can't control such colossal energy and many times it backfires to them, destroying their original dreams instead of creating them. Both man an woman take decisions with their genitals, not everybody is a redditor, not everybody think twice, most people could use some brains before carrying out their deeds. It's an excellent pic, not surprisingly judgmental minds critics can't appreciate it, they were taught to see the world through a narrow set of ideas, like watching a football game through a straw. They're missing a huge spectrum of reality, those future generation who didn't evolve the dark ages will still think in a geocentric fashion, so their egos will never set them free.

There are others, like Gothiks, who only talk because he is able to, but this kind of people often bring more problems than solution. They complaint more than they solve. In other words Trolls. If you notice, Gothiks never backs up his comment. he just vomited it out and left. Don't be misguided with these kind of comments, sexism has nothing to do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Geoz_wb_en.svg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Yes, but when it is only men who get this stereotype is where the problem lies.

[–]DorkPassenger 4 points5 points ago

Needs more stem.

[–]cneck 4 points5 points ago

Stay out da cold water.

[–]voxoxo 4 points5 points ago

Looks like everyone in this thread is a butthurt offended crybaby

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Sort of like every post that plays on a stereotype of women, right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Hangin' brain.

[–]DrunkmanDoodoo 1 point2 points ago

Don't we have a brain in our stomachs as well? it appears so after a quick search

[–]Quazz 1 point2 points ago

It's not really a brain so much. It's just they discovered that it doesn't only receive orders, but gives them too.

[–]Winkle92 1 point2 points ago

There is something surprisingly disturbing about this...

[–]herpderp_roar 1 point2 points ago

I'm really glad that balls don't actually look like that.

[–]MufasaDied4U 1 point2 points ago

"God gave men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time." -Robin Williams

[–]pantsonhead 1 point2 points ago

Gives new meaning to hanging brain.

[–]Naphthos 1 point2 points ago

obviously this has devolved into a heated debate about suspected sexism but maybe the artist's intent wasn't quite so diabolical. Ignore the headline OP gave it.

[–]Mr-Xela-48 3 points4 points ago

...and our dicks inside our heads. We're fucked.

[–]Gingefringe 2 points3 points ago

Fucked in the head.

[–]asnof 10 points11 points ago

I do believe that whoever did this is a hardcore feminist

[–]BourbonAndBlues 41 points42 points ago

There is a difference between feminism and misandry.

[–]Quazz 12 points13 points ago

Depends whether you want to run with pure definitions or with practical definitions.

[–]BourbonAndBlues 1 point2 points ago

You have a point. The pure definition of feminism is the ideal you strive for, right? Practicle concerns make everything much more of a grey-scale. For instance, we have no context for this sculpture beyond the picture in this post. How are we to know that maybe this sculpture was displayed next to a woman's torso with a Medusa's head between her legs?

By itself, I don't think this work constitutes either feminism or misandry definitively, but it does smack of the latter to me.

[–]jackyl_distorted 9 points10 points ago

[–]BourbonAndBlues 2 points3 points ago

Men can be misandryst too ;) But that does make it less likely.

[–]bgear237 -4 points-3 points ago

or someone who likes a good joke every once in a while...

[–]AutumnEmber 3 points4 points ago

I love how theres so many women jokes on reddit but then a bunch of guys cry over this. Serioisly, its just a joke. I'll laugh at a woman joke if its funny. Its just a joke. And art.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Well you do realize the women jokes here get the same treatment right?

[–]AutumnEmber 2 points3 points ago

Yes, but the thing that gets to me about this is this is one of the very few man jokes I've seen compared to women jokes. Also, no one on the internet can take a joke.

[–]Gerryoak 3 points4 points ago

That could be a vagina as well

[–]Michi_THE_Awesome 2 points3 points ago

As far as I know, vaginas don't hang off the body.

[–]eatbox1997 4 points5 points ago

Clearly you don't live in the south...

[–]iamwudu 1 point2 points ago

... a very very old vagina perhaps

[–]Hedja 1 point2 points ago

That'd be sexist.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Looks greatly sexist. Looks like a product of SRS.

[–]ramsrgood 0 points1 point ago

imagine how big my dick would be if the proportions were switched. it'd be a solid 5 inches or so.

[–]Danleyson 0 points1 point ago

blue waffle. That is all.

[–]SexTiger 0 points1 point ago

Just hangin brain, no big deal

[–]madavid789 0 points1 point ago

I guess he must use his other head

[–]DocFGeek 0 points1 point ago

THE BRAIN!

Oh HO! The brain!

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[–]Xophorus 0 points1 point ago

This makes me think of the Ballchinian from Men in Black.

[–]HAVE_A_CHILL_DAY 0 points1 point ago

He should think with his brain instead of his head

[–]stayinbed 0 points1 point ago

I have a lot on my mind.

[–]icecreammuscles 0 points1 point ago

When my younger brother was about three, he would call his balls his brains.

[–]MEiac 0 points1 point ago

Mangina?

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

That picture made me gag

[–]kareemabduljabbq 0 points1 point ago

there is A LOT of vas deferens and epididymis on that statue's balls.

[–]xxGamexx 0 points1 point ago

So what happens when a girl wants to give him head?

[–]mmavipc 0 points1 point ago

That's what the balls actually look like without the scrotum

[–]adrianbk 0 points1 point ago

What he really needed to use was a condom.

[–]Czrny 0 points1 point ago

looks like a puffy spaghetti vagina

[–]whuddafugger 0 points1 point ago

you should get that checked at the clinic.

[–]Gamer_152 0 points1 point ago

I WONDER WHAT THE METAPHOR IS.

[–]YcantweBfrients 0 points1 point ago

Truly disturbing and disturbingly true. and funny. And I really enjoyed reading all the outrage you've caused.

[–]tynamite 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a vagina.

[–]Recombinant 0 points1 point ago

[–]kaffeinatedkelsey 0 points1 point ago

"I've got the weirdest boner right now."

[–]dankula 0 points1 point ago

I title this piece, "The Manscaper: Why a straight razor is a bad choice."

[–]Roc327 0 points1 point ago

"it's pinky, it's pinky and the brain"

[–]Lakolguy 0 points1 point ago

I always say "you're thinking with the wrong head"

[–]Jalokoh 0 points1 point ago

This is me in a nutshell. Ah, get it?! Not funny? Okay I'll leave.

[–]tornsoulja 0 points1 point ago

I told my doctor i wasn't the only one!

[–]justguessmyusername 0 points1 point ago

Surprisingly not too far off...

[–]the_dyslexic_kid 0 points1 point ago

You should consult your doctor about that.

[–]EzikialBasix 0 points1 point ago

yep. that's about what my junk looks like.

[–]hafti77 0 points1 point ago

if the proper interpretation of this piece is how it appears at face value (how the author of this post read into it), then i must say it's a rather dull, in-your-face metaphor for such an off putting piece. (brain-scrotum, really?)

[–]courtesy-flush 0 points1 point ago

Maybe this piece is about how men are sexually attracted to what they find intellectually stimulating. No? Ok...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Biggest varicoceles ever

[–]floppykittens 0 points1 point ago

Does he ejaculate thoughts or brain goo.

[–]wanderlust24 0 points1 point ago

so stimulating!

[–]singlethreadacc006 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you.. with my brain.

[–]CowboyG 0 points1 point ago

The neuroanatomy of that brain's external gyri and sulci is questionable.

[–]GB6801 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't this mean that we have a dick where our brains should be?

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

I had no idea that much weight lifting would cause extensive labial varicosity. It's bad enough when you can see all the veins in her arms.

[–]Capt_Poopie_Pants 0 points1 point ago

That brain is totally sucking that guy's dick.

[–]hepalopala 0 points1 point ago

Gives a whole new meaning to blowing my mind.

[–]wrileys 0 points1 point ago

I call it my brain-man-gina.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I like it.

[–]Daxtotomor 0 points1 point ago

men are known to think with their head

[–]screamintomyass 0 points1 point ago

You know what's cool? Women are just as prone to think in the heat of the moment as men are.

[–]ophello 0 points1 point ago

Wrinkly ballsack with micropenis syndrome...nothing to see here.

[–]SuperlativeInsanity 0 points1 point ago

MIB2 was a resounding failure. I'll wait for the reviews to come in.

[–]harryrackham 0 points1 point ago

The word "braingina" is after entering my mind now...even though this directed at men =P

[–]Madsingh 0 points1 point ago

Took your advice, did an iq test.. Result: 134, genius. Who knew

[–]Benadocious -2 points-1 points ago

How come im staring at a vagina with intellect?

[–]lift_or_die 0 points1 point ago

You mean the brain that largely invented everything we see around us? The one that came up with the the scientific method and created our current understanding of nature in fields such as mathematics, physics, biology, chemistry?

Got it.

[–]docious 0 points1 point ago

Right in the brains.

[–]IKickArseForTheLord 0 points1 point ago

Being a man takes balls.

[–]super_INEK -5 points-4 points ago

Let me guess... a woman made this.

[–]nukefudge -1 points0 points ago

LOL GENDER AMIRITE

[–]Taymerica -3 points-2 points ago

That is the most disgusting sculpture of a woman I've ever seen, and why is she jacked?

[–]drjohnsonn -3 points-2 points ago

Men may think with our dicks, but women use their vayjays as currency (i.e. "if I give him some of this, then I'll get something for it).

[–]Mimsy_borogoves 0 points1 point ago

I'm hoping you're referring to orgasms or perhaps the sense of closeness and unity with their lover.