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[–]riggsinator 40 points41 points ago

They started digging, then realized it was just a bunch of reposts and decided to kill themselves.

[–]immarried 1 point2 points ago

[–]mattpatterson 5 points6 points ago

[–]hells_cowbells 11 points12 points ago

Everybody knows this is the real reason the dinosaurs died out.

[–]squink2 1 point2 points ago

As much as I enjoyed your contribution to this thread,(Upboats all around) I must bring it to your attention that Gary Larson wishes his copyrighted material not be distributed freely on the Internet. I would link you, but I'm on mobile.

[–]Rawrjumping 5 points6 points ago

You expect people to respect the copyrights of artists on the internet?

[–]Web3d 0 points1 point ago

When it's Gary Larson, yes. We love Gary Larson.

[–]hells_cowbells 1 point2 points ago

I would like to link to his official site, but it doesn't appear to have any of the comics online. I love Larson, and would love to send him official clicks.

[–]tophermeyer -1 points0 points ago

it doesn't appear to have any of the comics online.

AFAIK none of his comics are online. He doesn't want his stuff distributed around the internet, officially or otherwise. Source.

Of course he has no real way of preventing people from disseminating his work. His hope is simply to try to maintain as much control as he can over where and how his work is distributed.

[–]hells_cowbells 1 point2 points ago

I understand his reasoning, but I think he could put them online and still make money on them. I've spent a lot of money on his books, calendars, etc, and I know a lot of people around here have as well. Dilbert manages to pull it off pretty well.

[–]Justwokeup 10 points11 points ago

Seems Legit

[–]betterpc 7 points8 points ago

[–]VeteranKamikaze 0 points1 point ago

Somewhat disappointed that Poe's law fooled me. I assumed the shovel was shopped in but the rest was genuine creationist propaganda.

[–]Reshimon 3 points4 points ago

They dug too greedy and too deep.

[–]DesuDesu17 2 points3 points ago

False. The dinosaurs died out because you touch yourself at night.

[–]clintmk96 -1 points0 points ago

do i smell a repost?

[–]Breathing_Balls 0 points1 point ago

That T-Rex looks fake.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

You've obviously never seen a real T-rex.

[–]Probaphet 1 point2 points ago

[–]SammichRepairman 0 points1 point ago

[–]GahLant 0 points1 point ago

[–]Trogdorocks 0 points1 point ago

At least you didn't title it "Checkmate, atheists!"

[–]papahawk 0 points1 point ago

because you touch yourself at night

[–]eosh 0 points1 point ago

Checkmate Atheists!

[–]loonsun 0 points1 point ago

I though it was the orcs

[–]HiaItsPeter 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]midnight_cowboy 0 points1 point ago

Wouldn't they run into oil eventually....wait..

[–]CutTheRug 0 points1 point ago

You're all crazy. They learned how to suck their own cocks.

[–]yesitsnicholas 0 points1 point ago

Truly one of the greatest tragedies of 6000 years ago.

[–]Mark_Lincoln -2 points-1 points ago

False! They died in Noah's flood. That proves the bible was lying about him saving at least two of every species.

[–]erydaytrollin -2 points-1 points ago

False, Chuck Norris

[–]floninja -1 points0 points ago

FACT

[–]huitailang -1 points0 points ago

Thanks Calvin's Dad

[–]Schnark -1 points0 points ago

Aren't his arms too tiny to use the shovel properly?

[–]Lord_Vectron -1 points0 points ago

This is what Scientologists actually believe.

[–]TeCuervo -4 points-3 points ago