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[–]redbeardredditor 123 points124 points ago

"I couldn't remember what it was so I visited it." Uh-huh.....

[–]NerdyLadi 190 points191 points ago

Pretty sure i found the rest of the gif.. This way to porn.

[–]Dyamalos 88 points89 points ago

Well, I know what I'll be doing when I get back home from work tonight.

Learning to play the guitar.

[–]NerdyLadi 20 points21 points ago

Oh is that what they call it these days? "Learning" Hm..

[–]s0bmarine 14 points15 points ago

Imagine learning to play the harp..

[–]Iaresobaked 8 points9 points ago

Or a tuba

[–]dancesformoney 32 points33 points ago

Or a didgeridoo.

[–]Todomanna 13 points14 points ago

My mother bought a didgeridoo at a renaissance faire a while ago... she never let me play it. I think I may know why, now.

[–]walruskingmike 14 points15 points ago

Why was there a didgeridoo at a renaissance faire?

[–]Todomanna 6 points7 points ago

Because whatever shop that made them also made a number of period specific pieces and decided "Hey, they might like some of our other products as well. There's no reasonable reason not to display them."

[–]ButterMyBiscuit 8 points9 points ago

The lesser known Australian Renaissance.

[–]erikgil 0 points1 point ago

Is that when the outcast prisoners became the government?

[–]Faxon 2 points3 points ago

because the aboriginals invented dubstep thousands of years ago doncha know :)

[–]spazzmckiwi 2 points3 points ago

As it turns out, the old adage of "Guitars get bitches" was to be taken literally.

[–]DrippyBeard 28 points29 points ago

There IS sauce!

Mmm. Dem nips.

[–]s0bmarine 8 points9 points ago

Happy fapping, if you were looking for sauce.

[–]Hello-_-Friend 2 points3 points ago

Weird question. Whats the name of the song playing.

[–]monolithimmortal 10 points11 points ago

Commenting so I can watch later.

[–]Grackalackin 17 points18 points ago

[–]cowscankill 0 points1 point ago

How does one use the save function? EDIT: I mean, how can I favorite something to view it later?

[–]frednoris007 7 points8 points ago

  1. Download RES
  2. Hit the "Save" button on the comment
  3. ???
  4. Profit

[–]Dunhamzzz 0 points1 point ago

Does this work across multiple computers? AFAIK RES settings are all stored on the local computer.

[–]cowscankill 0 points1 point ago

I clicked save on the comment, but where does it save the comment to?

[–]frednoris007 0 points1 point ago

At the top of the reddit homepage there should be a tab, underneath your subreddits. This is what the link should be: http://www.reddit.com/saved/#comments

[–]cowscankill 0 points1 point ago

Ah, took me a while to find. Thanks!

[–]monolithimmortal 0 points1 point ago

Was, on my phone, irrelevant.

[–]O3tour 3 points4 points ago

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[–]decaye -2 points-1 points ago

~

[–]ReadShift -1 points0 points ago

}

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[–]s0bmarine 8 points9 points ago

cake!

[–]Dangthesehavetobesma -1 points0 points ago

Lies.

[–]InsightfulLemon 1 point2 points ago

I am definitely not doing the same.

[–]Spoopty 0 points1 point ago

i like your style

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Here is my comment for....flapping later.

[–]SpaceOdysseus 0 points1 point ago

What kind of person would ever do such a thing....

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

She has much better form when she is fucking herself with the liquor bottle. Too bad there's no sound...

[–]Chambeastly 0 points1 point ago

hmmm

[–]lockjaw293 0 points1 point ago

so much gusta

[–]NoRaptors 0 points1 point ago

Tried to watch. Suddenly nothing flash-based works. Probable virus warning.

[–]DarkKingAndre 0 points1 point ago

You're my hero for today.

[–]NerdyLadi 1 point2 points ago

Just for today?

[–]addictedtomosh -1 points0 points ago*

Dear fsm she is so hot!

[–]Toodles_7 -1 points0 points ago

why are any of you watching this? Legit question here, I want legit answers.

[–]NerdyLadi 0 points1 point ago

I'm just as curious to see this as the rest of the horny bastards on here. Hence why I found it!

[–]tmx1911 256 points257 points ago

I would be more surprised if she was using the neck

[–]fairwayks 554 points555 points ago

That would be fretful.

[–]mybloodiswhisky 127 points128 points ago

that picture really struck a chord with me

[–]jgfoto 39 points40 points ago

[–]coolsilver 48 points49 points ago

Hammer Time?

[–]walshy420 36 points37 points ago

Hammer on time

[–]jries 23 points24 points ago

Pulled off nicely good sir.

[–]jarrell127 8 points9 points ago

Well played, friend

[–]dankula 8 points9 points ago

Trill.

[–]scrotumnalequinox 0 points1 point ago

She's not entirely in tune with reality I fear

[–]brownliquid 2 points3 points ago

Ohhhhh wooooaaaahhhhh oohhhhh woooaaaahhhhh

[–]mtnbikeit 2 points3 points ago

just tuning it up

[–]commercialproduct 2 points3 points ago

collaborate and listen!

[–]gogt12 0 points1 point ago

ice is back with my brand new invention

[–]Dragon_yum 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]FreePeteRose 10 points11 points ago

Especially if she got it in past the nut

[–]jokes_on_you 8 points9 points ago

I don't see what's so surprising about this gif. Here's an 11 minute video I watched the other day of this and more.

[–]glenington 14 points15 points ago

All I was thinking was "that guitars not tuned right"

[–]Tulle_ 4 points5 points ago

german porn ಠ.ಠ

[–]tmx1911 1 point2 points ago

Or a double guitar

[–]victordavion 0 points1 point ago

Girls will stick almost anything in there.

[–]saint_rainbows 149 points150 points ago

because fuck guitars that's why

[–]isochron1218 69 points70 points ago

I have the best boner right now

[–]CarnieTheImmortal 3 points4 points ago

It is oddly tantalizing...

[–]raethe 26 points27 points ago

I don't even want to know what her drummer is doing.

[–]anon115189 2 points3 points ago

drooling while staring at a wall

[–]thatsbullshit 39 points40 points ago

[–]JulianDestroya 4 points5 points ago

I honestly have more trouble looking at this than half the gore pron I've seen on 4chan...the disregard for the electronics and body is disturbing...

[–]kebab4you -5 points-4 points ago

... Is that Breivik ?

[–]kudakeru 27 points28 points ago

That surreal moment when a comment thread on reddit leads back to a picture of your friend in the shower.

[–]orthag 4 points5 points ago

With a guitar.

[–]xG33Kx 0 points1 point ago

That looks like a guy I work with @_@

[–]addictedtomosh 20 points21 points ago

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

She'd be hooked.

[–]23_ 1 point2 points ago

I love my iceman. I don't think I'd like to put it inside me, though.

[–]Dggz 3 points4 points ago

awwwwwwww yeah ibanez iceman

[–]Kingofthestoneage 13 points14 points ago

That's not how you play guitar, silly.

[–]cdoesyawilly 4 points5 points ago

Isn't she playin that classic hit by Deep Purple..."Smoke on the Twatter?"

[–]Hawkhead47 18 points19 points ago

This is just.... Sooooooooooooo fucking hot

[–]Omnominable 3 points4 points ago

My ex used to tell me embarrassing stories about masturbating with her guitar. She only rubbed it, though.

[–]orthag 5 points6 points ago

That's not how you spell sexy.

[–]achmejedidad 12 points13 points ago

that's fucking rock n' roll

[–]dellafrienda 9 points10 points ago

I have the most musical boner right now

[–]raethe 3 points4 points ago

Also, perhaps she should consider lessons.

[–]pianoshizzle 11 points12 points ago

I don't think I'll be able to look at guitars in the same way again 0____o

[–]H3llo_People 42 points43 points ago

You're telling me, I have that exact guitar..

[–]pHreaksYcle 13 points14 points ago

Gone wild post soon. With a girl please.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

Good job including that last part.

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd 2 points3 points ago

You're telling ME! I have that exact girl!

[–]pianoshizzle 0 points1 point ago

I feel so sorry for you man! :( On the other hand, thank goodness I'm only a bassist.

[–]JarasM 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, the drummers are the new bassists.

[–]fairwayks 2 points3 points ago

Not a very sexy G-string.

[–]Notnektheturtle 5 points6 points ago

She is really passionate about her music.

[–]1badls2goat 7 points8 points ago

This is an elaborate hoax to get people to visit the lemonparty site lol

[–]ppfish 2 points3 points ago

Awesome

[–]ridethespiral987 3 points4 points ago

this is just hot, nothing wtf about it

[–]RayBoogs 1 point2 points ago

yeahhhh..... Couldn't remember...

[–]WeWereBears 1 point2 points ago

I guess this is what it means to 'solo'.

[–]herpderp_roar 1 point2 points ago

How did she just woke up one day and thought that this was a good idea?

[–]arbivark 1 point2 points ago

that looks like http://wetriffs.com

vote lemonparty

[–]mboyle92 1 point2 points ago

This one's got music

[–]trunner101 1 point2 points ago

Rule #34, no exceptions

[–]a_shiny_pidgey 1 point2 points ago

Rock on?

[–]bojacked 1 point2 points ago

Not what I expected lol

[–]xInToxiic 1 point2 points ago

Maybe I'm abit late but have you ever been on /r/Objects

[–]well_golly 1 point2 points ago

Nice fuckin' guitar!

[–]beatbreak 1 point2 points ago

oh god, im on efukt now.....

[–]dtam21 1 point2 points ago

That awkward movement when you realize you are still watching the gif. And then the next couple moments after...

[–]Wellthatshurtful 1 point2 points ago

they should rename it to the "Fender Stradlecaster"

[–]original-lemonparty 1 point2 points ago

Lemonparty.org contains an image of three elderly naked men in a bed kissing and having oral sex

[–]riotlancer 3 points4 points ago

Looks like Chloë Moretz

[–]orthag 6 points7 points ago

Now you're just being creepy.

[–]Lennep 1 point2 points ago

best guitar solo ever!

[–]ExplosmChicken 1 point2 points ago

I cannot find anything wrong with the image. Its perfect.

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

Whoa... she has nice boobs.

[–]SpaizKadett 3 points4 points ago

HOT!

[–]klln_u_qckly 2 points3 points ago

Umm because I'm not about to click on anything from the lemonparty website. Anyone care to describe this one to me?

[–]Iplaywithsinged 10 points11 points ago

Girl masturbating with a part of an electric guitar.

[–]Metalslave 0 points1 point ago

Proves that girls don't know how to play the guitar.

[–]underatedrawk -1 points0 points ago

I have a collection of guitars, I wonder if i can get her number

[–]MuzzyBeag 0 points1 point ago

sent this link to my friend. He's in a band and I just wrote "Hey Niall when you're famous..."

He opened it at the dinner table

[–]Wammis 0 points1 point ago

White... has string(s)... makes some sense to go up there I guess.

[–]aymalah 0 points1 point ago

If she loses focus for a second, she's gonna have a bad time.

[–]SkaveRat 0 points1 point ago

It's a trap!

checks anyways

...oh

[–]Dino168 0 points1 point ago

So do you know any Metallica?

[–]SpackDaddy 0 points1 point ago

ive seen this whole video. im pretty sure its a webcam cap? girls a freak.

[–]OddBones 0 points1 point ago

Every cloud.

[–]Danleyson 0 points1 point ago

Lemonparty.com is not something you forget. Admit it: You probably go there every day.

[–]crymodo 0 points1 point ago

There she goes, like a porno star, with her V-jay wrapped around a rock guitar

[–]WhoaItsMelanie 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq I just saw?

[–]Chrisey_Boy 0 points1 point ago

Nice try, Lemon Party dot com

[–]edub3920 0 points1 point ago

Talk about a solo album

[–]iareeric 0 points1 point ago

Great solo

[–]sprontbot 0 points1 point ago

I kept watching wondering when the loop ended or a money shot. Been watching it for over an hour.

[–]TheNecromancer 0 points1 point ago

Fender's "Boner" Precision is now relevant!

[–]masterhikari 0 points1 point ago

Did anybody else think

"That's one lucky guitar"..?

[–]Dizfunky 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I expected.

[–]misselizabethv 0 points1 point ago

I expected an image on the left....

[–]Borbio 0 points1 point ago

Nice Ibanez RG.

[–]BlackZeppelin 0 points1 point ago

Van halen is playing Eruption for real.

[–]MiloVernon 0 points1 point ago

My guitar wants to... know yer mama

[–]interflop 0 points1 point ago

Now if she can do this while playing a song she's got an act.

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

You're doing it right

[–]THEsharkymiragical 0 points1 point ago

Now that's an expensive dildo.

[–]sixstringshred 0 points1 point ago

oh who left this comment here

[–]hack_jalsey 0 points1 point ago

That's hot.

[–]AcneVulgaris 0 points1 point ago

So THAT's why my strat smells like tuna!

[–]flaca317 0 points1 point ago

Good to know that I'm not the only one who's been had TWICE by Lemon Party because I forgot what it was from the first time.

[–]Pilot824 0 points1 point ago

ITS A TRAP!

[–]imdrinkingteaatwork 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have the tabs for that?

[–]skeleton_jelly111 0 points1 point ago

Me Gusta

[–]jaketheripper66 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad that this turned me on?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to be that guitar.

[–]harshertruth 0 points1 point ago

little known fact: she can also hold a pic with her labia and do a sweet hendrix cover.

[–]sexydeathtime 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else think she looks like Taylor Swift?

[–]rdr05300 0 points1 point ago

Strange erection is strange.

[–]Fiasko1 0 points1 point ago

I wish I was that guitar.

[–]philvb 0 points1 point ago

Bet the whammy bar is feeling neglected.

[–]distractthepaladin 0 points1 point ago

You should see her play the ocarina.

[–]beardface0 0 points1 point ago

That guitar is officially now..... tainted...

[–]Jduga 0 points1 point ago

what is lemon party?

[–]fr00bl3t 2 points3 points ago

A party. With lemons. It's pretty cool. Go check it out. lemonparty.org

[–]Jduga 0 points1 point ago

too good to be true?

[–]InYourFaceBook 0 points1 point ago

next time, remind me to look for the NSFW box....I can't unsee that.

[–]BallsX 0 points1 point ago

Sick solo.

[–]ZombieMeatPuppet 0 points1 point ago

Better sound comes out if you use your fingers on the strings. Just sayin'.

[–]Rflkt 0 points1 point ago

You'll fuck anything when you're horny

[–]verik69 0 points1 point ago

it could be worse, she could be doing that to the head of the guitar..

[–]zombmatt 0 points1 point ago

so this is what they mean by "cock-rock"

[–]JoeTheAwesomest 0 points1 point ago

Comment.

[–]bowdy189 0 points1 point ago

i would hit that

[–]Sinsra 1 point2 points ago

Why did I click on that? Why do I click on anything NSFW? OH GOD.

[–]THUNDER_RIDE 0 points1 point ago

ROCK N ROLL!

[–]omgnazi 0 points1 point ago

now that's some classic clam jammin', kids!

[–]slappyjones 0 points1 point ago

This is mesmerizing. I just lost a half hour of my life

no wait this is Sunday

[–]b0gus_jam3s_b0gus 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S FUCKING SWESOME!!!!

[–]Splazoinka -3 points-2 points ago

Uhhhhh...okay.

[–]eldovaking -1 points0 points ago

My dick stroke a chord to this.

[–]Kochon -1 points0 points ago

Thats pretty fuckin hot, not wtf worthy though

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[–]Jet9 8 points9 points ago

/begin guitar nerd mode

That's actually an older Washburn made to look like an Ibanez 540r. You can tell by the rounded horns making it look like a 540r and the different shape headstock that tells you it's a Washburn. I'd assume that using the sharp horns on an RG for that 'style of playing' would be incredibly painful.

/end guitar nerd mode

[–]glenington 2 points3 points ago

Ah well I'm still gonna imagine stuff

[–]Jet9 1 point2 points ago

I don't blame you. Not one bit.

[–]JulianDestroya 0 points1 point ago

I was wondering what that was! I thought it was a Jackson or Ibanez from the inlays and HSS array, but now that I look back at the headstock I can totally tell it's a Washburn.

[–]Jet9 0 points1 point ago

I'm really not sure how I'd feel seeing an original japanese-made Ibanez being used for that. I mean, it's such a beautiful guitar that should really be used the way it's meant to be, but HOT DAMN.

[–]JulianDestroya 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. I'd probably be a little disturbed by guitar abuse.

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[–]Jet9 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love that 540 series. I'm still on the lookout for a nice 540pII, that'll go nicely with my new RG550.