Kept misreading it

jillzor · 5 months

Put a bird on it!

2011StlCards · 5 months

what on earth. I even went into the link telling myself to read it slow and carefully. And STILL read it wrong

catsfive · 5 months

The difference is, the 'alone' never washes off.

squeaker5555 · 5 months

New line of cosmetics and body products: Forever Alone for those who want to look good and feel good for reddit.

gimmie20dollars · 5 months

Totally Reddit wrong.

tasty_beverage · 5 months

The Forever Alone brand would more likely make a personal lubricant

juj_m_8 · 5 months

I had to reread that three times before I got it right!

reconcknuctly · 5 months

i prefer a lotion more than a scrub

pearson530 · 5 months

relevant

Barchen · 5 months

This is why I love reddit. The inside jokes make me feel like I have frieeeeeeeeeeeeends.

Slim01111 · 5 months

If you use a scrub as lube... your gonna have a bad time

mavriksfan11 · 5 months

Perfect for sad mid-afternoon showers!

gimptactics · 5 months

Unfortunately, being familiar with this company already meant it actually took me 5 tries to misread it.

[deleted] · 5 months

When you're forever alone you tend to see reminders wherever you look.

Glen843 · 5 months

I suggest you do what your father did and get a jojoba.

mangletron · 5 months

JOJOBA

breachgnome · 5 months

A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster always talkin' about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass

Isatis_tinctoria · 5 months

For a moment I thought this was a representation of the French flag, say I as I slowly wake up.

accidentallywut · 5 months

with microphone jojoba

imthatbrownguy · 5 months

Here's my go at it

chaitan94 · 5 months

Damn you, Reddit!

moeshapoppins · 5 months

I don't always rub, but when I do, I use this scrub

xxGamexx · 5 months

What witchcraft is this?

FR3SH_W1LL · 5 months

At first i thought it was the 'Scrub' that i misread....then it got me

SovietMan · 5 months

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bvdude · 5 months

Read jojoba with enthusiasm.

thepopdog · 5 months

That's even funnier this time than the last time i saw it posted

huzzy · 5 months

It rubs the scrub on its skin, or else...

victimocircumstance · 5 months

My family has been selling that stuff for years and I still read it wrong...

BiffSkiffer · 5 months

Sweet microspheres of jojoba!

donkey_punch_drunk · 5 months

I prefer my Forever Alone Scrub WITHOUT microspheres of jojoba...whatever the fuck those are.

hmaon · 5 months

With Microtears of Jojoba

zakyeo · 5 months

Haha yeah, I remember the first time this was posted too. Fuck you.

Papook · 5 months

Apparently, my brain associates aloe with being alone too.

Black_Apalachi · 5 months

My mum uses those products so I'm used to what they look like, thus I can't see what I'm supposed to be misreading.

HeroInYourVeins · 5 months

Damn it Reddit. What have you done to my brain?!?!

EliteCorps · 5 months

Aside from being a repost I guess it should get a better positive feedback on 9gag. Not saying it's bad or anything.

Jagernukes · 5 months

They spelled fapping oil wrong

JACKMHARRIS · 5 months

that got me good

alpacapatrol · 5 months

should be lotion

slimmtl · 5 months

fapping cream?

BrINClHOFrxns · 5 months

I am assuming it is filled with fap juice if it was what you thought it was?

windowpanez · 5 months

This company is about to make a ton of money from lonely redditors

Spunkmasterc · 5 months

You are not alone.

Not_Lochness · 5 months

Woah, man. That's rad. I totally read that wrong. That justifies me getting three fiddy, right? Not that I need it or anything.

CndiMrie · 5 months

I expected to read it right because you read it wrong. Conquered by Reddit once again.

KaidenUmara · 5 months

FFFF UUUUU BRAIN!

scarfox1 · 5 months

memory schemas!

Wardo89 · 5 months

DAMMIT, I DID IT TOO

QuickRime · 5 months

Learn to read aloe, scrub.

supasteve013 · 5 months

Forever alone

mrsillyface · 5 months

Anyone else read it as Forever Alone Scrub, chuckle, close the window and then have to go back to see what it really was?

OneMulatto · 5 months

I misread it, too.

feelsbatman · 5 months

These comments are awful

mrlazysmurf · 5 months

I always misread the casino ads. "Loosest slots around"

Richandler · 5 months

And... the marketing team was successful.

HigherPrimate · 5 months

Thought it was a bookshelf first glance.

XRotNRollX · 5 months

when you need to be soft for no one else but you

no one else...

kokesh · 5 months

Dude! Totally read it "the correct way" at the first sight... OMG, our brainz were altered by Reddit!

IamGraham · 5 months

All this proves is that you need to go outside once in a while and get off the computer.

pinkeyedwookiee · 5 months

I fell for it too.

Crocadillian · 5 months

How could I read that wrong! o_o

Tastyn0odle · 5 months

Forever A-lotion?

DeceptiStang · 5 months

holy shit i actually read it as forever alone scrub and thought you shopped the picture

forever aloe.....

halfchubb · 5 months

THE N KEEPS DISAPPEARING!!!

RudeTurnip · 5 months

My goodness the human mind is fragile and easily subject to deception.

DavidTheBruce · 5 months

LOL, I'm pretty sure I saw the "n" too

fuckingminotaur · 5 months

I know right. It's pronounced hohoba.

ldpiano · 5 months

honest mistake

Birchoff · 5 months

I was like; Yeah it says Forever alone scrub, so what's the deal... waiiiiiit a minute!

ilovemorganfreeman95 · 5 months

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

infectiouscat · 5 months

That was the fastest I've ever got a joke I think... I'm not sure if that's a good thing.

solarpoweredbiscuit · 5 months

Now for the website: http://www.foreveraloe.com/

leb0x · 5 months

So I totally read that wrong for five minutes.

pcnerd37 · 5 months

I misread it too :(

efects · 5 months

I saw this in a friends bathroom and took a pic as well. I had to do a quadruple take to make sure I was reading it right

Gluverty · 5 months

Nah, they misspelled it

bookingworm · 5 months

Forever Alone Scru...-FUCK

TheMelonKid · 5 months

Sneaky bastards, got me too.

reggie_mantle · 5 months

Where can I purchase this scrub cream?

CarlWellsGrave · 5 months

Up vote for the funny.

THExCHOSENxONE · 5 months

clicked.
Read it as "Forever Alone Scrub" "Title to this picture makes no sense." Wait a minute... Click again. Wut.

PointlessDelegation · 5 months

I gather this is used to wash your dick. In the sink.

mooisacow · 5 months

Forever ahoe. Must be nicki minaj scrub.

Spants23 · 5 months

there is no one there to put the lotion on the skin

tuvocalaka · 5 months

I used to use this aloe.

BigPapaSmurf227_ · 5 months

That's a weird name for hand lotion...

itsupthere · 5 months

Anyone else read Microherpes instead of Microspheres?

ElectricCu · 5 months

I read the title, and still misread what it said on the bottle.

GrilledCheeser · 5 months

With Microspheres of Nojoba.

Cant-stop_shitting · 5 months

It doesn't really do anything for your skin, but it's not like your going to get touched anytime soon:(

psycoborg · 5 months

i kept reading FOREVER ALONE CREAM!

had to re read it 5 times.... DERP!

jamaoa826 · 5 months

Reddit has us programmed...

sqrt-1loveyou · 5 months

Forever alone sob

shoes_of_mackerel · 5 months

The neck beard - it just won't scrub off!!!

OzW · 5 months

Got the words right but not the pronunciation. Forever a low.

dchapman1988 · 5 months

True redditors always will...

misreadeverything · 5 months

I get it... I finally get it.

DeathThreatUK · 5 months

"submitted 4 hours ago"

And yet I don't see the Forever Alone face shopped onto this? I'm slightly disappointed, Reddit.

heavenlyhedgepig · 5 months

I have the exact same scrub in my shower and go through this process every day: Get in, see the scrub, read "Forever alone scrub", chuckle to myself*, think "reddit will appreciate that probably, I might submit that later", have my shower, totally forget about the scrub, lather, rinse, repeat. Now I'm thinking I probably should have submitted it.

*optional step: cry at cruel reminder of own crippling loneliness and let the water mask my tears

queencrimson · 5 months

If only I could wash away loneliness.

Boix- · 5 months

I was totally going into this thinking "I'm not going to misread this" I spent like a full 10-20 secs sounding out Aloe trying to make my brain not say Alone.

Prawn_Solo · 5 months

Funny. That's exactly what I call the Kiehl's I keep on my nightstand.

TheMattofG · 5 months

Forever Alone Rub

ZigtheAntiGamer · 5 months

lol i did too

cheapdvds · 5 months

Does it work? If it's working then you didn't misread it.

LeonFrench · 5 months

SUBLIMINAL FRENCH FLAG ! we did it

Fr0gking · 5 months

Holy sh!t, that's like an optical illusion!

The_blind_taxi · 5 months

Forever a repost

ozpunk · 5 months

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me

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