this is why i hate being gay sometimes. i could give a fuck less about being hated on all the damn time, but accepted? ive heard this too many times to honestly be able to say i havent ever lost my cool over it.

i dont think people started calling us fairies cause some of us prance around and whatnot - i think its because no one can get our damn mythology correct.

either everyone hates us, or everyone loves us, or were spiritually superior (google it...), or were trying to "convert" people, or we choose to be gay, or were pedophiles, or agents of satan, or we rode out of our mothers vaginas on rollerblading unicorns.

(for the record: were actually created when a scientologist captures the sneeze of a black mormon on the 2th tuesday of the month, places said sneeze in a vacuum chamber with glitter and the sweat of madonnas only straight back-up dancer, then applys a fierce techno beat played by a drag queen on ecstasy. then we must consume the child of our host family, assimilate for an undetermined period of time, then cause as much social unrest as possible under the guise of "being happy" and "equal". its simple - get it right.)