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[–]colluphid42 54 points55 points ago

Yeah, it's like that if you don't have anyone in your circles that posts. We expect Facebook, where we all have tons of people connected to us that use the site. Add more interesting people to circles, and Google+ is more useful. Or don't. I don't really care, I guess.

[–]mishugashu 16 points17 points ago

Agreed. Completely. As much as I hate comparing it to Facebook (because it's not), how would Facebook look if you only had 5 people?

Also, stop treating G+ like Facebook. Circle strangers who post cool shit. It doesn't matter if you know them even remotely irl or not. There's TONS of people posting LOADS of content. Actually, G+ is more like Reddit than it is like Facebook.

[–]laddergoat89 6 points7 points ago

Circle strangers who post cool shit

Sounds like following on twitter to me.

[–]Cheddar_V 4 points5 points ago

Actually, it kinda is like the twitters.

If you follow Felicia Day on G+, some of the people that it suggests after her are fascinating.

The location thing is pretty cool too. I've met several SF Giants fans just from checking in at the ballpark.

[–]foursecondpin 7 points8 points ago

Nice try Felicia Day!

[–]massiveterra -2 points-1 points ago

Sounds like subscribing on Facebook to me

[–]greengopher5 5 points6 points ago

nope on facebook it's "lms if you have played temple run" and that pretty much sums it up

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like you need better friends. I never see anything about Facebook apps or sharing game scores. And certainly no 'LMS' (which I assume stands for 'like my status').

[–]skepticalspectacle 1 point2 points ago

Actually I think there are a lot of redditors that use G+. I would send my sister links from here, links that were pretty recently posted. She'd tell me she already saw them. I started to suspect she was a redditor, but didn't want to reveal myself, and I asked where she kept finding these links. She said from G+.

[–]nexxus-s -2 points-1 points ago

Scumbag OP: Has no interesting friends on G+, becomes like them and doesn't post anything.

[–]claudesoph -4 points-3 points ago

Awesome.

[–]faptastics -2 points-1 points ago

Yessir.

[–]JakeCameraAction 17 points18 points ago

This is what happens when you start off slow and private then barely advertise the wide opening.

[–]GenericDuck 3 points4 points ago

Or expect people to shift all the work they had invested into setting up one site without offering significant benefits.

[–]nevernexus 12 points13 points ago

I thought the significant benefit was that it's not facebook

that seem significant enough

[–]shitterplug -5 points-4 points ago

Apparently not, because no one gives a shit about G+.

[–]amphigoriously 4 points5 points ago*

I have a g+ and my wall is always going. The key is to post publicly and have lots and lots of people in your circles. It is not facebook. I circle scientists and photographers and people who engage, circling is to meet new people, not ones you already know. It's an awesome place to get real engagement on real topics without listening to who is breaking up with who and how many nascar events someone is going to this year. If you guys want a hand with how to get your G+ going, feel free to PM me. EDIT: Great guide for getting things going on your G+ http://bradleclerc.com/2012/04/awesome-g-starter-guide/

[–]Draiko 4 points5 points ago

Nice try, Facebook-viral-marketing-team-trying-to-pump-up-mindshare-before-their-IPO.

[–]pWEN 4 points5 points ago

Must suck to not have anyone want you in their circles.

[–]Major_Tom42 6 points7 points ago*

Actually it probably has the best vidchat functionality out of everything I've tried. My GF and I have switched from Skype to hangouts. No more dropped calls. Also it does a much better job of filtering out the reverb when one of us aren't using headphones.

edit: grammar.

[–]Cheddar_V 4 points5 points ago

Hangouts are pretty slick. They get a bit chaotic with more than 10 people though. Well, 10 drunk people. :D

[–]videogameexpert 13 points14 points ago

I log on to google+ every day, read what was posted, and then leave. It's kinda the point I guess. I don't go to facebook anymore because I realized that it has done absolutely nothing for me over the past couple years. At least on google+ I'm following some really interesting people who love to talk at length about various topics.

[–]CrispyHummingBird 0 points1 point ago

Perfectly stated.

[–]SirPlus 0 points1 point ago

If Facebook is boring, it's your friends that are boring.

[–]videogameexpert 1 point2 points ago

I'm not exactly sure why that needed to be spelled out, but I guess the secret is out now.

[–]LaCanner -1 points0 points ago

If you're spending inordinate amounts of time on Facebook because of your interesting friends, you're the one who is boring.

[–]SirPlus 0 points1 point ago

I'm confused by your logic.

[–]TheYuppieWord 7 points8 points ago

This is how I feel arguing on Reddit as well.

[–]mynameisdads 8 points9 points ago

It's actually very good

[–]TheJuBe 1 point2 points ago

Bots keep adding me.

[–]Lives_in_Springfield 3 points4 points ago

Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix ...

[–]Neumaschine 3 points4 points ago

I honestly hope facebook will continue to be the vapid black hole that it has become, and retain the masses of suck. I also think that it is great when people poke fun at G+. Its like the new kid. If no one liked it, they would ignore it completely.

[–]hay_ewe 3 points4 points ago

WILSON?? WILSON!!

[–]taint_stain 1 point2 points ago

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

I get a person adding me to their circle every 10 hours or so and I have no clue why. As best I can tell it's some kind of "Browncoat Circle Share". It's weird.

[–]Cheddar_V 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, I get the same with SF Giants fans, and I've been told that Red Sox fans have the same thing going on. The beauty is you can add them to a "whatevertopicthisis" circle and filter/display as desired.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

And you started yelling at your friend Wil?

[–]BlueDevil13X 0 points1 point ago

Wilson gave up on Google+ ages ago.

[–]evand4567 0 points1 point ago

old joke

[–]not_even_close_baby 0 points1 point ago

WILLLLSOONNNNNNN!

[–]FUCKING_COMMENTS 0 points1 point ago

NEVER heard this joke before.

[–]TheShadowDancer 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know Google+ still exists.

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

I logged into mine. There's an echo.

[–]DarkNinjaMole -5 points-4 points ago

Facebook should buy it for $1 billion.

[–]kathrynlynnx3 -2 points-1 points ago

exactly.

[–]jonascassie -4 points-3 points ago

*myspace

[–]NoBallNorChain -2 points-1 points ago

Ever not watched a movie you know is good just because it's a point of pride to say so? I'm that guy with Castaway. At least until it shows up on Netflix.

[–]Cheddar_V 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen any of the Jurassic Park movies. Not because I'm stubborn, just never caught them.

With Castaway, you'll probably be disappointed when you finally do see it. It wasn't that great.

[–]p0ngu1n -2 points-1 points ago

KIM KARDASHIAN IS TRENDING

ALWAYS

[–]Cheddar_V 0 points1 point ago

We make #Bacon and #Baconallthethings trend quite frequently.

I'm not really big on the whole bacon bandwagon that has been going on the last few years, but seeing some of the creative shit people do with bacon is cool. This includes the guy who simply cooked up 5 or so pounds of bacon and ate it. Literally... LITERALLY a pile of bacon.

[–]Tier4 -5 points-4 points ago

I never got on the bandwagon, I don't understand why anyone did.

[–]beeUnit -5 points-4 points ago

I can't believe people still use Google+ I stopped using it back in January.

[–]narsty -3 points-2 points ago

just shared to my google+, thanks for that (not that i ever use it though)