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[–]Neonimous 35 points36 points ago

[–]Mathsciteach 3 points4 points ago

I thought this, too.

[–]demosthenocke 5 points6 points ago

[–]semisane8 17 points18 points ago

Stop the earth, I'm getting off.

[–]jpdehart 2 points3 points ago

Phrasing!

[–]ObliviousDerpMaster 1 point2 points ago

DAFUQ!?

[–]seaners111 0 points1 point ago

Why does this little girl sound like a rapper from Atlanta?

[–]Koodoo25 6 points7 points ago

Up next, Tubbies in Tiaras...

[–]rainbowkitties 4 points5 points ago

Up next, DIABETES.

[–]katukaa 3 points4 points ago

Diabeetus*

[–]RRobertstein 5 points6 points ago

that is nightmare material

[–]aussie_tene 3 points4 points ago

How did that water buffalo give birth to a toad?

[–]Chaseman69 3 points4 points ago

Looks like the joker had a daughter

[–]BDSavior 3 points4 points ago

So gross

[–]Asiansensationz 3 points4 points ago

Kill it!! Kill it with fire!!

[–]ggerber 5 points6 points ago

Does it quack or moo?

...quooo?

[–]Braindawg123 2 points3 points ago

I need the exact coordinates of this place so my uncle who's in the Navy can call in an air strike.

[–]MrClownyBubbles 3 points4 points ago

I feel awful for thinking this but, "BOOMER!". That is all.

[–]sandozguineapig 2 points3 points ago

That poor girl is like "Fuck it, I'm just gonna poke my eyes out right here in front of everybody."

[–]roslyng 2 points3 points ago

Belongs on r/wtf

[–]JesusLoveXTC 2 points3 points ago

Any mother who thinks it's cute for her 5 year old to say, " a dollar makes me holler", should be sterilized.

Fin

[–]owneroftheworld 2 points3 points ago

kill it with fire.

[–]Considuous 1 point2 points ago

And the duck midget?

[–]Horbz 1 point2 points ago

What have tv shows come to....

[–]Lowspeach 1 point2 points ago

I cant stand these people

[–]Rallerboy888 1 point2 points ago

Bang

[–]NarWolf 1 point2 points ago

it looks like kevin from the office

[–]Grape_Salad 1 point2 points ago

That looks gross!

[–]kobello 2 points3 points ago

i've never wanted to hit a woman and child so badly before.

[–]mbuell01 -1 points0 points ago

Calm down dude.. you've got some serious problems if a picture from a TV causes you to want to physically assault a young child. Seriously, wtf?

[–]kobello 0 points1 point ago

maybe i exaggerated, is it the first time you've ever heard the word? if you don't think there is anything about this picture from a TV that is absurd then we both have serious problems.

mbuell01, i will take away my intended punch to the child and attribute two hard punches to the face of the child's mother because, i agree, it is not the child's fault.

edit: changed "her" to "the child's"

[–]K3rfknpwnly 0 points1 point ago

r/beatingwomen. check it out

[–]kobello -1 points0 points ago

How can you deduce from hat I said that I am into beating women? Do I really need to fucking explain myself for being angry at this bitch? Did you look at the picture or do you just read comments and attempt to judge people?

Incase you missed it, it appears evident this cow has some insecurities as she dresses her child up like a barbie doll most likely with intent for her daughter to achieve something that she herself was never able to. I disagree wih this and I find it in bad morals and values to use your child as a means to an end of your own issues.

Is that a real subreddit? How do you even know about it, you must enioy the thought of beating women yourself. I only felt like punching this manatee because of what it looks like she is doing to what will be an independent human being. It is a bad job.

[–]K3rfknpwnly 0 points1 point ago

Whoa man, wasn't intended to insult you. That was actually just a joke. It is a real subreddit, I'm pretty sure it's a joke though. There is no way it can be real. Anyways, calm down homie, I indeed do not strike women or harm them. No need to strike up an army.

[–]dosdead 0 points1 point ago

Mimi from Drew Carrey show and Lady Gaga in same picture, fabulous!

[–]Harvpup 0 points1 point ago

Full picture?

[–]The_Hunkydorium 0 points1 point ago

The special juice'll do it to'm

[–]asifsys23 0 points1 point ago

This was a pretty interesting episode of Anderson a couple months ago. To see how the moms liked it, they did them up the same way they prepare their daughters.

[–]Danny200234 0 points1 point ago

http://imgur.com/rsU59

I instantly thought of this

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 0 points1 point ago

Its a manatee

[–]Pokethug 0 points1 point ago

Mom to the right... Yes.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Bitch, I'm FABULOUS!

[–]deathleaper 0 points1 point ago

Oh God, the eggs are hatching already! We have to nuke it from orbit now, just to be sure!

[–]Whalenutz -1 points0 points ago

It's almost like ive seen this picture like 4 months ago? Maybe when it wasn't a repost?