wat. A true WTF.. [NSFL]

StavTheImpaler · 4 months

I wanna see what it looks like righter after he takes it off.

reebokpumps · 4 months

comments from the guy in the pic:

"In answer to some of the questions: yes, it works as well after as before. It does not hurt unless left flattened too long (like anything where the blood is cut off). Why do it? Because one can I guess. I experimented with many variations of cock torture in earlier years. The only thing I wished for was for a loving woman who would do it to me (being a male submissive). The urge is the same as why we pierce, bind, stretch, flatten, crush, or otherwhise restrict or modify any part of our bodies. Since the penis has no bones there is little to restrict what one does that doesn’t break the skin. Restricting the blood flow for over 30 minutes is both dangerous and somewhat painful when released. Up to an hours blood restriction may be recoverable. but longer can amount to casteration and may cause nerve damage in the surviving organ."

IamAhamsterAMA · 4 months

Maybe his girlfriend is two dimensional.

P3ngu1n48 · 4 months

I guess he's the father

Magdargi · 4 months

When will I learn that NSFL is not a tag to be ignored?

AutumnEmber · 4 months

It took me a few seconds to process what I was seeing then I yelled "WHAT THE FUCK" a little too loudly.

Johnzsmith · 4 months

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becomesyogurts · 4 months

Move over pencil dick, paper is in.

ZM2N4AiP_A4 · 4 months

See you guys later

notverycreative1 · 4 months

Oh god! /r/spacedicks is leaking!

BiologyNube · 4 months

Some people just can't appreciate their toys and have to go mess with them like that. sigh

timmeh87 · 4 months

This kills the penis

bronyfagnoonelikes · 4 months

If his dick is that wide while flat, he musthave a fucking pencil

SimilarImage · 4 months

Age	User	Title	Reddit	Cmnt	Points
2 months	thegooddocgonzo	x-section of a dick, THE HARD WAY (NSFW)	here	64	42
3 months	riboflavins	actual WTF	here	40	92
9 months	TestSubject19	Oh. My. God. Cannot unsee [NSFW] [NSFL]	here	225	134

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SanDiablo · 4 months

So what happens if he gets aroused?

feanturi · 4 months

Amateurs. This is how you do that.

MosifD · 4 months

The question is, how long of rotating those wing-nuts did it take to get to this point?

drzedwordhunter · 4 months

"People like this should have their penis taken away and given t someone who will treat it right." ~ Friend of mine upon viewing.

kennybob · 4 months

Some people should not be allowed to have a penis.

Henchman42 · 4 months

Out of all the fun things I can do with my penis, smushing it in an acrylic vice never occurred to me.

bpiggles · 4 months

When I first went to /r/spacedicks, this is the image that made me understand the subreddit i was dealing with.

DoinItDirty · 4 months

I could only look a second, the fuck is it?

yourmadbroski · 4 months

I think I will go for a jog. Anyone wanna join?

ilovemybfsp33n · 4 months

I almost feel like telling the guy on fetlife that he's now in r/wtf lol.

MrMoonMan · 4 months

why, why, WHY DID I LOOK AT THIS WITH INTEREST?!

legsintheair · 4 months

I'm a transsexual woman, and we are a group of people pretty well known for doing some messed up disturbing shit to a penis... But I don't get that. When you have creeped out a tranny, you have accomplished something. Kudos.

ValhallanWarrior · 4 months

As a girl, this fascinates me. I never knew how elastic a penis could be!

iwannalynch · 4 months

It makes me very sad to realize that I've already seen this before.

filladellfea · 4 months

So ya decided to repost from /r/spacedicks...

NegativeD · 4 months

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Santaisirish · 4 months

That's.. That's uh... Yeah, done with the internet for today. Night everyone

Itsmiroki · 4 months

It does that?

standardman · 4 months

At least he kept his socks on.

[deleted] · 4 months

Now why would you do that?

[deleted] · 4 months

I'll be in r/aww for about a few days....holy shit dude....

LazyBrains · 4 months

This is what a penis looks like in flatland.

antihumorous · 4 months

I thought this was a coffee table at first glance. Ikea's "Flaatpeen."

winning9986 · 4 months

I must be getting desensitized because although messed up, its not hard to look at. SERIOUSLY NO PUN INTENDED

nthensome · 4 months

I looked at this for way longer than I should have.

imagine22jc · 4 months

IT'S NSFW PAPER MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ScanExam · 4 months

you spelled r/spacedicks wrong

stoned_stoner · 4 months

It's 8 inches, I swear. You just gotta smoosh it first.

illmatic707 · 4 months

Did he cum?

[deleted] · 4 months

After spending 10 minutes staring at this, I have decided that how close the edges are does not reflect how thin his penis is. The plastic plates are flexible and are bowing out at the center, due to the presence of a penis there.

And with that, it is time for bed.

StReeTkiNG069 · 4 months

My dick hurts just looking at thiS

I_Make_Posts_SFW · 4 months

SFW Version

cshane · 4 months

Thats...weirdly impressive

mrakmrak · 4 months

I think he's training it so he can fuck an ATM.

Jessedef · 4 months

Pencildick, meet Paperdick.

Bowmango · 4 months

I honestly thought it was bacon encased in glass.

tobishima · 4 months

I feel slightly ashamed knowing that this is a repost from /r/spacedicks. I think I even have this image saved on my computer from back then.

TalkingBackAgain · 4 months

The human body is at once sturdy and frail in that it can take a lot of damage but some damage it cannot recover from.

Seeing as how easy it is to suffer major damage from even innocent looking injury, I have never felt the need to do this kind of thing to myself. The loss of functionality in your body is only ever truly regretted when it is permanent.

I'm not going to claim any kind of superiority where it concerns my personal dick but it's mine, I like it, I feel no need whatsoever to go and 'experiment' with it.

I was in a conversation once with a guy who was into this kind of thing. His idea of a good time was to stick needles into his balls/ballsack and I went: why would you do that?

for endurance, to harden up!

I go: ok, well why don't you heat the needles until they're white hot and then stick them in your balls.

Hey! That's an idea. I'm going to try that.

I made a Jacky Chan face that time.

Seriously, keep your body intact for as long as you can. It doesn't have much of a prime life, it starts to deteriorate and then it gives up on you in far too short a span of years. Don't be in a hurry to try 'fun stuff' with it.

Or: go right ahead. Why would I mind what you do with your body.

mariamus · 4 months

This made me think that this is essentially what happens to the boobs during a mammograph.

just_tired · 4 months

Maybe he likes fucking slots

faderskibet · 4 months

Now he can make love to asian ladies

elvisplayer · 4 months

Now do it to your balls.

Spawnah · 4 months

WTF is becoming /r/spacedicks

FrameMan · 4 months

Well at least i have the texture for my 3d modeled penis now

marshgrass24 · 4 months

please tell me this is fake, for the love of god someone shout out "shopped"

SirBenjamin · 4 months

That was not NSFL. If you had posted the entire thing then it would have been NSFL worthy. SPOILER ALERT: He cuts if off once it is completely flat.

laur7620 · 4 months

Pussies. We woman all have to have this done to our breasts.

Javascap · 4 months

Wow. Ok.

Well. I am turning my computer off. Have a good night.

WTF

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