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[–]AmusingAccountName 170 points171 points ago

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Now you only need someone you dislike to dress as the letter "I", and you can get away with murder, to the amusement of everyone around you.

[–]anti_song_sloth 94 points95 points ago

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[–]Carrotsaregood 40 points41 points ago

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Am I the only one who legitimately felt sad after watching that? Poor lamp.

[–]Triette 17 points18 points ago

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....I....i...i love lamp?

[–]DissentingVoice[!] 17 points18 points ago

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This is one of the darkest parodies I think I've ever seen.

[–]davesterist 26 points27 points ago

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Was that a penis in the jail cell?? 8==o

[–]davebawx 8 points9 points ago

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shouldn't it be 8==D?

[–]davesterist 10 points11 points ago

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I guess if your penis is happy... then sure.

[–]tryx 19 points20 points ago

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"LMNO demand to be recognized as separate letters in elementary schools" in the news ticker at the bottom. Brilliant!

[–]Irving94 14 points15 points ago

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That was fucking brilliant.

[–]InvalidObjects 4 points5 points ago

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I'm so glad I'm not the only person who's seen that.

[–]millenniumjules 1 point2 points ago

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INDEED!

[–]Yoyo8 2 points3 points ago

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Well that lighten the mood.

[–]Halcyon_Toast 3 points4 points ago

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I can volunteer.

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 472 points473 points ago

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This costumes violates the 1st two laws of Halloween costumes:

Never wear a costume that inhibits drinking.

Never wear a costume that inhibits peeing.

[–]fairwayks 279 points280 points ago

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What about "Never wear a costume that inhibits your ability to make it to more than two houses"?

[–]phi186 186 points187 points ago

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completely forgot about trick or treating, halloween for me for a while now has meant house parties and sluts

[–]fairwayks 89 points90 points ago

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OK then. "Never wear a costume that inhibits your ability to move from one room to another in a house party without destroying everything and your ability to flirt with sluts who can't see what you look like or see your junk."

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[–]Havoksixteen 27 points28 points ago

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Oh my god... the images on that Amazon product.

[–]vnkid 7 points8 points ago

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When they say it's an adult costume they really mean an adult costume.

[–]smasherella 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jooose 8 points9 points ago

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What the hell is a Rasta Monsta?

[–]expertfapper 4 points5 points ago

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I'm assuming it's this:

http://i.imgur.com/Mmmh0.jpg

[–]darklight12345 3 points4 points ago

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god i love gumby. There was a kid in my highschool who got one for free and used it as a joke whenever he could. Even entering all the talent crap as a gumby impersonator and stuff.

[–]Nickster93 1 point2 points ago

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Can't breath... Laughing at this comment...

[–]DeathToPennies 18 points19 points ago

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Yeah, mine too. Totally. Parties and all that. It's not like I'm alone on halloween or anything. No need to speculate.

[–]Sonorama21 2 points3 points ago

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I'll drink to that while I'm sitting here alone at my desk.

[–]phi186 1 point2 points ago

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how old are you? are you in college? what do you do?

[–]jmed 21 points22 points ago

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Bitches love lamp.

[–]UlquiorraSchiffer 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, I am way too lazy to fucking hop everywhere.

[–]SpongeBad 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer to picture him trying to drive somewhere.

[–]MGSR23 4 points5 points ago

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The legs separate. He can just walk normally.

[–]checkmike 25 points26 points ago

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*Never wear a costume that inhibits your chances of getting laid

[–]alpha137 37 points38 points ago

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This costume enhances that person's chances of getting laid.

[–]checkmike 12 points13 points ago

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Let's quit lying to ourselves. Despite how awesome the costume is, nobody is going to fuck a lamp. Especially one they can't even see.

[–]accioalexandra 7 points8 points ago

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Let's be honest here, I would

[–]ValleyOfTheMountain 1 point2 points ago

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I love lamp.

[–]nastypoker 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD

[–]psykikduk 4 points5 points ago

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I would say it is an enLIGHTenment

[–]xyroclast 26 points27 points ago

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Oh, you can pee, as long as you don't mind becoming a yellow lamp later on...

[–]ok_you_win 4 points5 points ago

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Third rule: never wear a costume that inhibits walking or going through doorways.

[–]kiwipineapple 12 points13 points ago

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Also breathing. That seems like it should be higher up on the list...

[–]MrConfucius 1 point2 points ago

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And a costume that requires jumping.

[–]blue-yoshi 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously, you're going to be tired as shit in no time.

[–][deleted] 252 points253 points ago

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Did anyone else here the sound effects in their head when they watched this?

[–]AshTheGoblin 2 points3 points ago

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Squeekeh squeekeh squeekeh

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 65 points66 points ago

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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 116 points117 points ago

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Gently.

[–]1zero2two8eight 37 points38 points ago

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This guy is following you everywhere... Doesn't that creep you out a bit?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 81 points82 points ago

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I like the attention.

[–]Fuck_TrappedInReddit 95 points96 points ago

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Good.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 17 points18 points ago*

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[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 36 points37 points ago

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[–]dickvandike 23 points24 points ago

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[–]snoharm 9 points10 points ago

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I'm way too attached to some internet woman I just saw for the first time. BRB, watching all her videos.

[–]Gabetheoptimist 17 points18 points ago

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that was....quite pleasant.

[–]TheAztec 10 points11 points ago

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How is this relevant? Am I missing something here?

[–]btfldisaster 7 points8 points ago

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I don't know, but I kind of liked it.

[–]NovaMouser 2 points3 points ago

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Shhh... just enjoy it.

[–]CoachSnigduh 12 points13 points ago

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got ad: too long; didn't watch

[–]aktone 7 points8 points ago

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You should. It's quite good.

[–]lubstubs 4 points5 points ago

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it was actually kindof pretty good

[–]burkey0307 1 point2 points ago

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Adblock is your friend.

[–]ryder1011 5 points6 points ago

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She's pretty.

[–]jfierce 1 point2 points ago

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that was adorable

[–]ThenSuddenlyScience 3 points4 points ago

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I liked that song. It made me feel really good.

[–]snoharm 4 points5 points ago

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That's not even really science, you phony.

[–]steakmane 1 point2 points ago

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Wouldn't it be crazy if they were the same person?

[–]WorstAnswerPossible 6 points7 points ago

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Reddit.com/user/Wap_is_Everywhere.

All these accounts ironically help the people they harass.

[–]Schroedingers_gif 2 points3 points ago

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To be honest, recently you need all the help you can get.

[–]WorstAnswerPossible 0 points1 point ago

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Why the hate?

[–]catnipassian 3 points4 points ago

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This seems out of character...

[–]Schroedingers_gif 4 points5 points ago

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Just seems like you're trying to hard, same reason people got sick of PACG.

[–]POLITE_ALLCAPS_CUY 9 points10 points ago

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A million times this, buckaroo!

[–]WorstAnswerPossible 4 points5 points ago

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I didn't even know people got tired of PACG. Who keeps track of this stuff?

And more generally, meh.

[–]blueskiesandaerosol 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ImNotJesus 2 points3 points ago

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Hear*

[–]joeamerica17 100 points101 points ago

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Sorry but I think this still wins in the Pixar category.

[–]DissentingVoice[!] 18 points19 points ago

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[–]letsRACEturtles 9 points10 points ago

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since when does france have a space program?

[–]lcheek 1 point2 points ago

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You are not getting the massive amounts of upvotes you deserve.

[–]Clammeh 1 point2 points ago

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At first I thought this would be one of the best Pixar costumes ever, but then I realized that everybody would be slapping me in the face with my own arm as a joke. Yeah, that wouldn't get old....

[–]SlyNeko[S] 24 points25 points ago

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[–]this_barb 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe you should go a little deeper?

[–]AutumnEmber 10 points11 points ago

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Have fun hopping everywhere.

[–]xyroclast 1 point2 points ago

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I'd probably just rip the base in half partway through the night, and become a walking lamp

[–]nprnpbr 7 points8 points ago

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That is some amazing CGI work, Props!

[–]ohgodwhatthe 10 points11 points ago

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I have a friend who, while intensely drunk at the movie theater, asked aloud concerning one of those commercials with the talking paper bag puppets: "Is that CG? Guys, is that CG? Or is that real??"

I wonder what he'd think of this.

[–]McRibMadman 8 points9 points ago

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No you dont... Cuz this is a repost

[–]Icharus 4 points5 points ago

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He's going to be a repost for Halloween

[–]projectile2me 2 points3 points ago

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Even the top comments are the same...deja vu man

[–]Kiwispam84 12 points13 points ago

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I LOVE LAMP!

Also, you're gonna get tired real quick.

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[–]shif 1 point2 points ago

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Linux Apache Mysql and PHP?

[–]zeero89 3 points4 points ago

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Oh I get it. It's gonna be anoying as hell.

Jokes aside, this is neat!

[–]Chunkydude95 4 points5 points ago

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If you do this for the night Im pretty sure you would lose like 6 pounds.

[–]Triette 1 point2 points ago

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...by smacking your face into the cement after tripping over, busting your head open allowing your brain to bounce out and across the street? Yep, probably.

[–]leetmoaf 12 points13 points ago

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That costume lit up my day

[–]Boomsticks 4 points5 points ago

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I think it has a bright future.

[–]MrRobotoPants 4 points5 points ago

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I took a shine to it.

[–]OrphanShepherd 9 points10 points ago

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Lamp.

[–]pumkin46654 2 points3 points ago

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You heard the squeak didnt you ;)

[–]christmasbride 1 point2 points ago

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Your gonna have to ghetto stomp some "i"'s then

[–]secretgingerbreadman 1 point2 points ago

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A kid in my school did this for halloween last year. He wore a cone on his head, dressed in all black, and walked around with a flashlight in his mouth

[–]VicarOfHell 1 point2 points ago

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I think it will be Bane from DKR. And if people are smart they will have a Camel Back with booze hooked up to their muffled face masks.

[–]Critical_Jeff 1 point2 points ago

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How are you supposed to drink?!

[–]Ginnit 1 point2 points ago

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I know what this is supposed to be, but god does it reminds me of a monster from Silent Hill.

[–]boxedlogic 1 point2 points ago

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All that hopping would become exhausting really fast.

[–]frankhorriganlovesto 1 point2 points ago

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Do not go to a pool party, some asshole might push you in.

[–]kaldrazidrim[!] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought of mine the week after Halloween last year: Garth from Wayne's World + Darth Vader = Garth Vader.

[–]J_Jammer 1 point2 points ago

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LAMP!!!

Pixar Lamp!

It also reminds me of The Brave Little Toaster.

[–]The_Atheist_Tiger 1 point2 points ago

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Now all you need is a buddy to dress up as a boy fishing from the moon.

[–]sundaylove 1 point2 points ago

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That's a lot of jumping around for one night. Just sayin.

[–]jalanm 1 point2 points ago

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Disappointed they didn't stop and do the bum wiggle.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you do look like you've just been fucked* by George Lucas.

*screwed, if you're into lamp puns

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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With every fiber of my being, I wanted that lamp to trip and eat shit

[–]pablothe 1 point2 points ago

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Good luck jumping like that all night while drunk.

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

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If you intend to do much hopping next Halloween, you're going to have a bad time.

[–]EdgyXD 1 point2 points ago

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Aaaaaaaaaaah I Can't up vote that enough times :( Genius!

[–]m0cks 3 points4 points ago

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Can we please stop posting images that are made by TheFrogman (http://thefrogman.me/) without credit? I know you guys don't like him as a whole, but seeing as at any given time there's at least one of his images on the front page of r/funny, you could at least give credit seeing it's how he makes a living.

[–]hoopstick 0 points1 point ago

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As innocent as it is, when they look at the camera I got shivers. Oddly unsettling.

[–]xXAmandaXx 0 points1 point ago

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Ehh too much effort.. Actually, it's worth it.

[–]kimcheekumquat 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]NerdBot9000 1 point2 points ago

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*relevant

Sorry, just trying to educate the public on proper spelling.

[–]wtfmat315 0 points1 point ago

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thats awesome

[–]nelska 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gunna dress up as a monk holding a bag of chips.

[–]PerilPhoSho 0 points1 point ago

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how will you get drunk?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So fucking dated. Use a damn LED bulb, Pixar, you earth-hating mongrels.

[–]Not_Jack_Nicholson 0 points1 point ago

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I was seriously expecting another person to get stomped on.

[–]TheBlayer 0 points1 point ago

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Speaking of halloween costumes, here's mine this coming Oct:

I found a pickaxe at Salvation Army that I got for 3 bucks. Decided it would make a great costume if I just carried it around the parties and said I was a Miner in possession.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

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Are you being serious, op?

[–]yankoff 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of an old intro for a soviet children show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Vavq_Qg2w

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that's really creative. I would have never thought of that. Now you just have to go through the painful task of waiting a few months to show it off.

[–]thebossapplesauce 0 points1 point ago

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Real cute but you'd have to do that same little number about a hundred times throughout the night!

[–]SweetSonOfABitch 0 points1 point ago

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Slutty lamp?

[–]Nosnibor 0 points1 point ago

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If I saw that after a night of heavy drinking I'd probably freak the fuck out. Bricks would be shat.

[–]papino83 0 points1 point ago

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That's a bright idea!

[–]FloppY_ 0 points1 point ago

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Better start training now unless you want your knees destroyed..

[–]Slack_Irritant 0 points1 point ago

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[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's going to be secret service and hooker. Topical and you probably already got the outfit. Dark suit, dark overcoat, shades, bluetooth and something that looks like a badge. girl dresses up like conchita banana.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah.. you're going to regret than after about half a mile.

[–]chickenmew 0 points1 point ago

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Good luck having fun in that.

[–]tinshark 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought it would be cool if during a convention a bunch of people joined together to form a longcat costume as a cute stunt. There would be at least over twenty of them, and they would walk throughout the entire convention.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"someone else's idea" ?

[–]ID10T_er 0 points1 point ago

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have fun partying in that

[–]ZMeson 0 points1 point ago

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Now all I want is to see this person jump, balance on, and deflate a beach ball (while in costume of course)!

[–]Arrant_Theif 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to be a Sexy Skeksis

[–]tgillespiee 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking genius

[–]Konebred 0 points1 point ago

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White people.

[–]morrellandrew 0 points1 point ago

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I could hear the noise from the clip

[–]Dunabu 0 points1 point ago

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Better start doing some fucked up cardio if you plan to keep that up all night.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

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And you'll be out of it within 2 minutes.

[–]Tashar 0 points1 point ago

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Great Halloween costume, except when you realize you'll have to hop your way around everywhere... You'd have to separate the feet so you could at least walk normally

[–]ChironXII 0 points1 point ago

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Why does my brain insert the sounds?

[–]judgemantis 0 points1 point ago

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never wear a costume that inhibits your ability to masterbait

[–]OP_is_a_f4g 0 points1 point ago

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I Don't understand.

[–]Thissqid 0 points1 point ago

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That would be fun for about 5 minutes

[–]pjdmolc 0 points1 point ago

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This will get buried but I show this to my two year old and without hesitation he says, "Buzz?"

[–]Keiyashi 0 points1 point ago

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Luxo Jr. FTW!

[–]antancia 0 points1 point ago

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It took me a second to figure out what the heck that was supposed to be. Then when it turned its head, that was the "AHA!" moment.

[–]Badfly48 0 points1 point ago

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I have that same area code!

[–]Kiresays 0 points1 point ago

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That is way too much work for me, but you should totally do it.

[–]scared2mosh 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that's my buddy Tyler...

[–]sneakyrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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That looks exhausting! lol

[–]Tapego 0 points1 point ago

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I swear as he was jumping I could hear the sound effects.

[–]-_-readit 0 points1 point ago

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I wanna be a school girl from battle royal

[–]SkateboardG 0 points1 point ago

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That costume would be extremely hard to navigate in while under the influence.

[–]DeepRoast 0 points1 point ago

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Why so much Pixar posts lately? Something else going on besides the scottish movie?

[–]SuckMyEULA 0 points1 point ago

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This is kinda weird but I'm pretty sure I heard the sound of the lamp bouncing around before I even realized what I was looking at.

[–]AscendedM27 0 points1 point ago

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this is almost as genius as the original Pixar animation. You my good friend will most defiantly get laid. However Icry_evrytim has a good point. I sagest an easy solution. Just ware a camelbak, and fill that with your drink of choice. No bar is going to turn you away in that.

[–]2min2mid 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine your halloween party gets broken up and you have to run from the police in that outfit....Fuck Your Life.

[–]jackdapogo 0 points1 point ago

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You need to color the inside of the lamp yellow and put a flashlight in it.

[–]VslachaTurbo Sloth 0 points1 point ago

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It's awesome until someone shoves you from behind.

[–]randombozo 0 points1 point ago

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But will that get you laid?

[–]stupid_comments_only 0 points1 point ago

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So....semen?

[–]sh1tbr1cks 0 points1 point ago

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Remember that I warned you to abandon your sinner ways and ask our lord for forgiveness. I sure will when the next morning I read that you and all your friends have been hit by a car.

[–]Lostcory 0 points1 point ago

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This is the first and last time I will say this. "Nailed it."

[–]Hiraki 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else do the jumpy sound in their head?

[–]Paustinj 0 points1 point ago

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This is strangely terrifying, yet I like it.

[–]Taylor645 0 points1 point ago

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I would go ahead and start working up those calf and leg muscles. Then you'll be super good at it by halloween!

[–]Mybrainmelts 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry man, that's what Lady Gaga is going as

[–]MPair-E 0 points1 point ago

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This costume creeps me out for some reason.

The way the video is shot...I don't know...it almost looks more like a fetish video than a costume demo.

[–]pogue23 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god, that looks exhausting

[–]lolitsmatt 0 points1 point ago

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Start building those calf muscles!

[–]moody31 0 points1 point ago

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wtf I was just talking about pixar movies to my g/f's sister

[–]MegaBattleDuck 0 points1 point ago

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You best be doing some lunges or something, or your legs are gonna hurt like a bitch.

[–]jfierce 0 points1 point ago

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True bar hopping will happen in that costume! Good luck going down the stairs to your favorite dive bar.

[–]universaljoint 1 point2 points ago

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Brings new meaning to "dive".

[–]brittneblabz 0 points1 point ago

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So many childhood memories come running back.

[–]atm0spherics 0 points1 point ago

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All I can here are those rubber noises in my head when I watch this. This is such a good costume, let be honest with ourselves.

[–]drunk_illustrations 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going as Ashley Shaffer. Calling dibs on it right now.

[–]Vogey 0 points1 point ago

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This hurts my knees just looking at it.

[–]Kwest19 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody else have the sound playing in their head while watching this?

[–]TheVertianKing 0 points1 point ago

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WHERES THE BUTT WIGGLE

[–]the_wonder_llama 0 points1 point ago

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Every time he jumps, I imagine a squeak in my head.

[–]Joe_the_Barbarian 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who imagined the squeaking noise every time it jumped?