this post was submitted on
1,068 points (56% like it)
4,391 up votes 3,323 down votes

funny

subscribe2,434,914 readers

7,162 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 142 comments

[–]awesomekoifish 100 points101 points ago

Why do girls have everlasting cold hands?

[–]stillsoon 41 points42 points ago

Not just hands, my ex's butt was always cold even in 30 centigrate degrees.

[–]Syngomes 34 points35 points ago

My butt is also always freezing ... It gets kinda awkward/annoying when I'm the little spoon. )=

[–]stillsoon 27 points28 points ago

Hey, look at the bright side, you can get a free butt-warmer when you are the little spoon. :)

[–]Syngomes 6 points7 points ago

True! Didn't think of it that way. Lol

[–]sp00kyd00m 12 points13 points ago

and cold butt is always better than no butt!

[–]Syngomes 3 points4 points ago

Thanks guys. I will now embrace my cold bum, along with my cold hands and feet. Lol

[–]canadianman001 3 points4 points ago

Aww, don't get cold feet on me here...

[–]Mexican_Nutsack 1 point2 points ago

Up vote for corniness!

[–]donpapillon 14 points15 points ago

We can embrace it for you, if you want...

[–]Quasigriz_ 5 points6 points ago

Nothing is as hot as ice-ass...wait, what?

[–]Syngomes 0 points1 point ago

How sweet (=

[–]donpapillon 7 points8 points ago

You use the backwards "=)"... Forget about the embracing, this won't work...

[–]ZombiesBeStylinOnMeh 1 point2 points ago

just dont ever embrace a....cold heart :l

[–]Syngomes 2 points3 points ago

No worries here. Cold hands, warm heart lol.

[–]aradicalpanda 2 points3 points ago

Oh, God. My mom always says that. >_>;

[–]zombiekittygirl 4 points5 points ago

Mine too! My butt is like an glacier. But my boobs one the other hand are like VOLCANOS.

[–]tracerghost00 4 points5 points ago

I would still touch them 0:

[–]honor646 1 point2 points ago

Mmm... volcano boobs...

[–]aradicalpanda 0 points1 point ago

Now I can't help but imagine a pair of boobs erupting from the nipples with hot lava.

[–]zombiekittygirl 1 point2 points ago

Yep. That's about right. My breats are mighty.

[–]PhanOfAndrew 1 point2 points ago

I'm not your ex but I just checked my ass to see if it was cold.

[–]wonderlandslost 1 point2 points ago

I did too. Never considered it before. Damn Icy-ass...

[–]stillsoon 0 points1 point ago

so what was the result? Cold or hot?

[–]amazinnn 0 points1 point ago

She was definitely undead.

[–]stillsoon 0 points1 point ago

Yep, still alive.

[–]sp00kyd00m 12 points13 points ago

in short, vasoconstriction.

http://www.alternet.org/health/106424

[–]DemonMuffins 6 points7 points ago

I feel like knowing this will one day result in me explaining to a girl why her hands are cold, then her slapping me across the face.

[–]rein099 5 points6 points ago

making your face feel cold.

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

Also, women have proportionately fewer blood vessels then men.

[–]OmanRunYo 2 points3 points ago

My hands are everlasting cold and I'm a guy. Always frozen.

[–]Respondor 0 points1 point ago

Either my hands are cold, or my feet. Sometimes both. Not both can be warm.

[–]Mage_tank 0 points1 point ago

Women have lower body temperatures. Personally, I enjoy it.

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

I dont >.<

[–]LostJovian 0 points1 point ago

In my case: anemia.

[–]platyviolence 0 points1 point ago

Because each of their breasts is actually a Demi-lich. They suck the warmth from the entire body to hypnotize you into seeing something other than what it truly is.

[–]squouse 0 points1 point ago

I'm female and I have the opposite, my hands are never cold, no matter what the outside temperature is! Whenever I'm with a group of friends and it's cold, they always touch my hands and hold them up to their faces.. kind of weird when I think about it.

[–]AintGettinDatKarma 0 points1 point ago

I'm a man and I have endlessly cold hands. even when it's not that cold.

[–]zedsdeadbby 29 points30 points ago

Are there more comics like this?

[–]Thewal 26 points27 points ago

She has a few on her DeviantArt page.

[–]retroshark 25 points26 points ago

such a cute comic.

[–]Rob_Saget 0 points1 point ago

Should be posted to r/aww :3

[–]Thewal 44 points45 points ago

Credit where credit is due. I'll never understand why people insist on stripping the author's tiny little signature off of comics they repost.

[–]Syngomes 18 points19 points ago

My hands and feet are cold year-round. Sometimes they get so cold that my fingers and toes get yellow and/or purple. Perfect punishment for my fiancée.

[–]ichigogo 6 points7 points ago

Reynaud's phenomenon? I have it mildly, my fingers have never turned totally white.

[–]Syngomes 4 points5 points ago

Oh my! Thank you. I have never heard of this, and that is exactly how my fingers can get.

[–]Sopps 0 points1 point ago

How is that your fingers were turning yellow/blue and you didn't think it was a good idea to do something about it/see a doctor?

[–]Syngomes 1 point2 points ago

They usually go back to normal when I soak them in warm water or suck on them, so I never thought to go to the hospital. I just thought that my fingers were more sensitive to the cold than most people.

[–]Indoorsman 2 points3 points ago*

Yeah, my legs just give out and I shake uncontrollably on the ground for a few minutes, I just thought I got cold shivers worse than other people.

[–]Syngomes 1 point2 points ago

This made me laugh little.

[–]Syngomes 1 point2 points ago

Mine aren't as severe as the ones in the article.

[–]Arqueete 0 points1 point ago

My mom has the same thing (looks a lot like the first picture but not so severe) and didn't know what it was until I stumbled across that Wikipedia article one day. She never bothered to mention it to a doctor either. I think her thinking was the same as Syngomes'-- that since it goes away so easily and leaves no lasting effects, it's easy to forget about and doesn't seem serious (which fortunately it isn't).

[–]The_dog_says 0 points1 point ago

does your butt get that way?

[–]Syngomes 0 points1 point ago

Yes, I mentioned this earlier.

[–]The_dog_says 0 points1 point ago

you mentioned it turning colors?

[–]Syngomes 1 point2 points ago

Lol ... Sorry, no my butt does not change colors (it just gets really cold). I would probably be forever alone if I did have a chameleon butt though lol

[–]wonderlandslost 1 point2 points ago

Oh no you wouldn't! People would come from all around to see the color changing butt!

[–]Syngomes 1 point2 points ago

Lol! Well, brown should do for now. I'll work on the color changing.

[–]sapphirehearts 19 points20 points ago

My boyfriend directs my hands towards his groin whenever I say my hands are cold...

[–]BetaMail 19 points20 points ago

Snow job!

[–]Toasty117 3 points4 points ago

It is the warmest part of the man's body...

[–]originaluip -4 points-3 points ago*

Maybe if you want to be infertile.

Down-votes from the physiologically ignorant!

[–]ShutupBiz 4 points5 points ago

so you're one of THOSE people

[–]dancingrobot 0 points1 point ago

Dude, it's really not that cold. I just got done with a 13 hour work day in retail and that's all anyone wanted to talk about.

[–]nksdabomb 3 points4 points ago

Kinda sad I can't do this anymore now that I'm forever alone :/

[–]arup02 1 point2 points ago

You are forever alone, meaning that you were never able to do that in the first place.

[–]dvdlesher 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel man...

[–]TumorPizza 3 points4 points ago

Settled in warm bed. Jaws music. Ice cold feet on back.

[–]green35 2 points3 points ago

haha come to ohio, and you'll take that back

[–]102Millennium 0 points1 point ago

It was 60 where I am. That's pretty warm.

[–]ShutupBiz 0 points1 point ago

i live in ohio!

[–]iakonalol 5 points6 points ago

Congratulations.

[–]ShutupBiz 0 points1 point ago

these bumper stickers just about sum it up.

[–]jerkface24 2 points3 points ago

Im cold all the time, i can do this year round anyway :3

[–]argleblather 0 points1 point ago

Same here. I just have shitty circulation.

[–]dancepanda 1 point2 points ago

That's why air conditioning was invented. My hands remain cold throughout the year.

[–]trustnoevil 1 point2 points ago

I am guilty of doing this... a LOT.

[–]klsmith309 1 point2 points ago

I do this all the time to my boyfriend! It's the best.

[–]GerniePain 0 points1 point ago

As you know who, all I can say is I love you.

[–]MeGaZ_NZ 1 point2 points ago

Feel like an idiot, when i first read it i thought it was going to be a dirty comic, thought the guy said his hands were cold then had his hands in the pocket saying thats nice and the girl then realized what he was doing and was like EWW DONT.

But seriously, i do this as a male, i should be ashamed of myself.

[–]shadyoaks 1 point2 points ago

I think I must have bad circulation because my feet and hands can do that year round. :(

[–]sexkills 1 point2 points ago

Poor circulation!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[–]RapeSosage 1 point2 points ago

Come to Australia. It's what i've been doing to everyone now that it's freezing :P

[–]Runepup 0 points1 point ago

Now you must use your feet in the chill of night!

[–]Margot23 0 points1 point ago

It's a hobby.

[–]kitkat1026 0 points1 point ago

My friend kept doing that to me last night, I'd be standing there suddenly a block of ice would grab my arm... -.-

[–]zfusfeld 0 points1 point ago

my hands are legit frozen right now :/

[–]scout-finch 0 points1 point ago

It's still quite cold in Michigan. I can pull this of.

Granted, one of my favorite things is when my bf comes to bed with freezing cold hands (because he stays up and I turn the AC on when I go to bed) and touches me back. While sleeping I just can't get cool enough!

[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point ago

My GF does this to me all the time. CURSES!!!

[–]JoakoLC 0 points1 point ago

Down here it's cold as fuck.

[–]TheItalianSpy 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been able to do this since the weather has been warm all year...

[–]Lunawinter 0 points1 point ago

My boyfriend loves the cold feeling ~_~ If I hop into bed and my legs are cold he clings onto them for dear life... clutching his face like that would be enjoyable to him!

[–]HoaryPlatypus 0 points1 point ago

Cold hands on the back of my neck. Wish I had that right now, I'm hot.

[–]YouStupidCunt 0 points1 point ago

You know what cures cold hands? A hand job.

[–]ZombiesBeStylinOnMeh 0 points1 point ago

its still kinda cold around NJ right now so we can still do this

[–]BassOverdrive 0 points1 point ago

Read the title....when you see it.

[–]CityStyler 0 points1 point ago

Repost from so long ago.

[–]Goem 0 points1 point ago

source

[–]todwellondreams 0 points1 point ago

[–]Metalloid 0 points1 point ago

Who's the artist? Anyone know?

[–]Joystick35 0 points1 point ago

So guilty of this I am afraid. Men are just so...warm.

(To be honest, his manly shrieks and the get-away-from-me-right-now!!!!! dances are amusing to watch)

[–]Aeronniell 0 points1 point ago

MY MOM DOES THAT >.>

[–]nanashi420 0 points1 point ago

this makes me sad becuz it reminds me of a girl i used to know

[–]Ojpad11 0 points1 point ago

Im kinda sad I cant be the one saying 'thats nice', for that reason anymore, so that the girl rubs her cold hands all over me. Works every time. :D

[–]sesdayi 0 points1 point ago

Australia, fuck yeah!

[–]squouse 0 points1 point ago

Kinda sad that I can't do this ever because my hands are never cold, no matter what the outside temperature is. Weird since I live in Britain where it's been cold, windy and rainy for the past week. In fact, when I am standing in the cold with a group of friends, they all try and touch my hands to get a share of the warmth and sometimes put my hands on their faces... kinda weird when I think about it.

[–]a_plan_so_cunning 0 points1 point ago

You can still do it, just run your hands under a tap and then dry them off and move swiftly to your target. Then enjoy. mwhahahaha

[–]WaywardSpaniard -3 points-2 points ago

I'm getting increasingly annoyed by comics like these where 20-30 year-olds and their situations are depicted as cutesy and doll-ish.