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[–]johandelfs 123 points124 points ago

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Nelson wears a vest.

[–]helloo25 93 points94 points ago

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HAW HAW!

[–]baitingforyears 63 points64 points ago

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Hey, everyone! Look at this...it's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!

[–]nemesiscw 31 points32 points ago

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Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!

[–]Ksco 31 points32 points ago

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[–]twitinkie 2 points3 points ago

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MOMMYYY cries

[–]twitinkie 1 point2 points ago

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suddenly mustard and ketchup from the air

[–]mason55 8 points9 points ago

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This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh?

[–]lunchboxg4 9 points10 points ago

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You can see the tattered bottom of the vest in the origin pic. OP knows Photoshop. Mind blown.

[–]grinsekatze 50 points51 points ago

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[–]Grocat 71 points72 points ago

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I figure Snake looks more like an older Nelson than Barney does. Here:

http://beermovieguide.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/snake-simpsons.jpg

[–]weekendofsound 33 points34 points ago

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Plus, he wears a vest. I wonder if there was some intention of doing some jerry springer type episode at some point, or if Groening was just lazy.

[–]staiano 14 points15 points ago

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Maybe when they hit 30 years they will do a Maury Povich, 'you are the father/you are not the father' episode?

[–]vnkid 2 points3 points ago

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Complete with celebratory dancing?

[–]staiano 0 points1 point ago

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[–]snapcase 3 points4 points ago

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South Park did it.

[–]staiano 0 points1 point ago

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TIL.

[–]nancylikestoreddit 2 points3 points ago

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Either way, I'm wondering if Barney or Otto is Nelson's dad.

[–]TheInternetHivemind 17 points18 points ago

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They had it on one episode, didn't they? Nelson's dad did actually go to the store and ended up eating a candy bar with peanuts. He ended up in a circus show as a freak.

[–]nancylikestoreddit 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know. I don't consistently watch The Simpsons anymore. :-(

[–]klrswift 1 point2 points ago

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You're not missing much anymore :(

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK 0 points1 point ago

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I don't either, and stopped watching a long time ago, but I remember that episode. It must be several years old by now.

[–]ledzep4life -5 points-4 points ago

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MIND = BLOWN

[–]cincyfan04 27 points28 points ago

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I think mind blown is being thrown around way too much lately.

[–]Timid_Pimp 4 points5 points ago

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Lately!?

[–]DeusExMachinist 16 points17 points ago

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So it was Barney who went to the store.

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[–]givariva 35 points36 points ago

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[–]kpkenned 1 point2 points ago

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As with most of physics, your solution is elegant.

Thank you, for you have released me from my permarage at reposts.

[–]CoolHeadedLogician -1 points0 points ago

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damn i've never been able to articulate it so simply and elegantly

[–]noer86 25 points26 points ago

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My mind was blown four reposts ago

[–]animeengineer 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen it before.... on reddit O_O

[–]worzrgk 1 point2 points ago

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Is Nelson wearing Mary Janes?

[–]Tomisgodly 1 point2 points ago

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Shit, that's were his dad went...

[–]blackbright 1 point2 points ago

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Papa?

[–]mrbubbles2220 1 point2 points ago

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That's funny cause I saw that last week.. on here.

[–]Mcelite 2 points3 points ago

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I can't believe you never saw that before either...

[–]spicylambshanks 2 points3 points ago

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I just realised Nelson wears pink socks and never gets teased for it.

[–]flashmedallion 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe I never reposted this before now.

[–]haig0 2 points3 points ago

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your caption was my thought exactly. wow

[–]A1BROS 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, uuh... That explains a lot.

[–]rrtaylor 0 points1 point ago

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As a kid, I remember seeing them walking near each other in the middle of a crowd that was walking away from something. I was convinced the similarity meant they were father and son.

[–]SirSandGoblin 0 points1 point ago

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marge's hair was hiding rabbit ears. seriously. look it up.

[–]newtype2099 0 points1 point ago

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And it got into the game, too. Weird.

[–]abravefight 0 points1 point ago

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Shitty drawing and imagination?

[–]jerseyg67 0 points1 point ago

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Mind=wha???

[–]MikeWulf 0 points1 point ago

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Barney looked like Barney when he was Nelsons age.

[–]oldmoneey 0 points1 point ago

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NOPE. Nose.

[–]Mr_Zero 0 points1 point ago

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Barney was a genius when he was younger.

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Because I can't believe how many times I've already seen it on the front page.

[–]Severisth 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thought we were supposed to look at the evolution of his gut?

[–]mrgonuts 0 points1 point ago

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never thought of that

[–]dlq84 0 points1 point ago

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So you missed all the other reposts?

[–]rumbar 0 points1 point ago

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isn't there an old episode where they allude to the fact that barney fathered illegitimate kids, maybe nelson? maybe i'm hallucinating.

[–]Comrade_Zaitsev 0 points1 point ago

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Ha so he didn't go and but cigarettes he went to get drunk

[–]emstobro 0 points1 point ago

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the alcohol really softens him

[–]amadea56 0 points1 point ago

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Yea, a little more laid back too..

[–]Checkertoes -1 points0 points ago

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Nelson finally found his dad, hooray for happy endings

[–]athiestteen -1 points0 points ago

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i think i finally understand what happened here. okay stick with me here this is long. future nelson (barney), who may or may not have partial amnesia or some other memory failure, goes back in time to stop something. in his time there was no beer so when he tried beer he lost all his memories because it had such a powerful effect on him. maybe he went back to warn people. there is only one discrepancy in that he stopped drinking once but that can be covered by the possibility that he lost too many memories to recover them all. also any stories from before homer grew up where he was with barney could have been planted by barney before he got drunk. anyone got any discrepancies with this. otherwise i think i've cracked matt groenings secret.

[–]kbo- -1 points0 points ago

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I'm lost, what haven't you noticed; his gut?

[–]Ayden161 -2 points-1 points ago

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They should actually acknowledge this on the show, perhaps a time-travel episode?

[–]Manic_Zed 0 points1 point ago

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They have...

[–]eeelisabeth -2 points-1 points ago

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I noticed this too. Always threw me off when I was a kid.

[–]herpderpmcflerp -2 points-1 points ago

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Dear sweet Jesus...

[–]anthrocide -2 points-1 points ago

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Hole E shit, how have I never made that connection?

[–]NDORHKS -2 points-1 points ago

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every time i see something like this, this is what i do