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[–]Morphh 22 points23 points ago

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[–]Quaffle23 1 point2 points ago

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This is a gold mine.

[–]derpaherpa 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you.

[–]kiddykoff 0 points1 point ago

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I did this once. The clerk was kind of cute, so i thought i would try to talk to her. I let her in on my secret. She looked at me with disgust.

[–]the_attic 52 points53 points ago

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I wish my mustache would rise up when my arms do.

[–]Slap-Happy 17 points18 points ago

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It just takes practice. Don't worry, you'll get there.

[–]jessechurch 8 points9 points ago

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I wish my arms would rise up when my moustache did. :-{

[–]ihatecupcakes 3 points4 points ago

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\o/ and :-})

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[–]panteranegraftw 16 points17 points ago*

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT. If you see this comments before opening the gif, DON'T DO IT. (seriously don't)

[–]Essar 3 points4 points ago

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What is it?

[–]paperlantern 12 points13 points ago*

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It was a penis going inside a woman who's chest was cut out.

[–]StepOfDub 5 points6 points ago

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DAFUQ?!

[–]bldkis 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously what is it? respond or curiosity will get the better of me.

[–]panteranegraftw 5 points6 points ago*

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Look above your comment (I don't explain it because paperlantern is the one who explained first) Upvote him.

[–]AragornCyborg 0 points1 point ago

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Holy crap what!?

[–]panteranegraftw 1 point2 points ago

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Oh nothing, just a man penetrating a woman who appears to be ripped in half neck to hip, the perspective of this let's you see the man's penis "beggining" then the piece of skin the woman has and the tip of the penis from the other side. (sorry if i spelt something wrong, English is not my native language)

[–]Chompski1213 4 points5 points ago

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What.. the fuck...

[–]jonathanrdt 4 points5 points ago

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I have seen a lot of things. But that was a new level of wtf.

Even stileproject didn't prepare me...

[–]cakedestroyer 2 points3 points ago

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Tagged you as HOLY FUCK DO NOT CLICK.

[–]kaimason1 3 points4 points ago

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Who was it, so I can tag as well? I seriously don't want to accidentally see this shit.

[–]cakedestroyer 0 points1 point ago

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Something like "click and die". That was the first person I've ever tagged, I never got the point of it, seeing as how I'm apparently the only non-arachnophobe on Reddit, but holy shit, that picture.

[–]colorme_red 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you

[–]alphashadow 0 points1 point ago

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NSFL FUCK YOU

[–]KingTroll69 -1 points0 points ago

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Relevant username?

[–]Kieroshark 10 points11 points ago

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Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money...

[–]waspenterprises 3 points4 points ago

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or candy!

[–]hansSA 5 points6 points ago

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Or cocaine.

[–]Consensual_Rex 0 points1 point ago

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It's Trix that are for kid.

[–]Meshuggener 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone know where this from?

[–]enterharry 2 points3 points ago

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College humor methinks

[–]theweddedhellabove 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Meshuggener 0 points1 point ago

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Haha! Cheers!

[–]amadea56 13 points14 points ago

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Never starts to make me laugh.

[–]godmoderage 1 point2 points ago

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Dad told me magic wasn't real when I was 8. ಠ_ಠ I wanted to be a magician.

[–]Parthenonn 1 point2 points ago

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You should have become an illusionist. Illusions are 'real.'

[–]SushiGradeNarwhal 1 point2 points ago

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I could see The Amazing Johnathan doing this at the end of one of his shows.

[–]Astral15 1 point2 points ago

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Oh wow, only reposted 10 times. Not bad. http://karmadecay.com/i.imgur.com/0hqtn.jpg

[–]Aceoangels 9 points10 points ago

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repost - congrats!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm guessing the white cubes flying around in the air in the last box are his upper teeth?

[–]WrethZ 4 points5 points ago

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No, it's the other sides of the cards.

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was being sarcastic, WrethZ. My attempt at a joke. I guess I'm not really that funny.

[–]cubester 0 points1 point ago

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the dads face just kills me, woke my gf up laughing

[–]RambleLZOn 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pris0nmike 0 points1 point ago

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Ron Swanson?

[–]WorkerBee27 0 points1 point ago

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The next deck of cards covers religion.

[–]Yarrg 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know why magic is so fascinating? Because we know it's not real. We know that magicians can't read our minds when we pick a card, or that the lady on stage is actually being saw in half. That's why it's fascinating. It's the wonder, the illusion, and the willingness and desire to be tricked. It's fascinating because we are intellectual.

Penn and Teller said it much better than I, but I can't seem to find the clip.

[–]Skyrmir 0 points1 point ago

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So much for the next generation of Penn & Teller.

[–]UrFriendlyVirus 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to actually see this happen.

[–]Druiddroid 0 points1 point ago

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There's more cards in the last frame than the first! Magic!!

[–]noobwriter 0 points1 point ago

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I actually thought it was pretty depressing.

[–]jdsizzle1 0 points1 point ago

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old

[–]TheRealmsOfGold 0 points1 point ago

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I hate this kind of humor. It's so mean.

[–]dogsarentedible 0 points1 point ago

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That just depresses the hell out of me.

[–]unicornluv 0 points1 point ago

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Motherfuckig repost

[–]ThatsSuperwang 0 points1 point ago

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Worst Ay Papi comic ever.

[–]Pterodactyl_sir 0 points1 point ago

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Repost, upvotes anyways!!!

[–]Charliebanana 0 points1 point ago

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Thiiiiiis just made my whole party laugh

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[–]bigmeech 0 points1 point ago

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dad went from 0 to epic in the last panel

[–]A1BROS 0 points1 point ago

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That's just evil right there. But so fucking hilarious...

[–]aboringbear -1 points0 points ago

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It always makes me laugh too. Upvote.

[–]JGrey1 -2 points-1 points ago

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Reposting?

GROW THE FUCK UP

[–]333kyary -2 points-1 points ago

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Never ceases to be reposted.

[–]zetversus -1 points0 points ago

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And yet it always makes me cease laughing... I'll go away now.

[–]nicholmikey -1 points0 points ago

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Going to start my next argument with a religious person like this

[–]JonathanUnicorn -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder what woulda happened if he picked a different card.

[–]DoctorPimpslap -1 points0 points ago

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For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]stillnotking -2 points-1 points ago

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Magic is real -- stage magic, which the dad obviously sucks at.

[–]notavalidusername -3 points-2 points ago

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Never made me laugh but I'm glad some retard got one.

[–]doug -3 points-2 points ago

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Lennart Green will make you believe-- he's really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really good at card tricks.

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[–]AriBBCP 3 points4 points ago

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another one? i thought we were done with this...

[–]sml6174 3 points4 points ago

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Well, if you insist...