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all 123 comments

[–]jonnichols 64 points65 points ago

That's a big bird, glad that plane was able to avoid it.

[–]marsneedstowels 12 points13 points ago

Roc you like a hurricane.

[–]Sir_Spishyus 6 points7 points ago

There is a bird and a plane. Only thing missing is Superman!

[–]ConstipatedNinja 46 points47 points ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago*

Projectile pooping.

Edit: Related

[–]DevTech 24 points25 points ago

That wasn't necessary.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]UnBeatable73 2 points3 points ago

[–]shit_and_piss 1 point2 points ago

I guess the moral of that story is don't look up when you're being shit on.

[–]tttt0tttt 32 points33 points ago

Shopped. No way they'd line up like this.

[–]raykwonx 11 points12 points ago

CONFIRMED Here's the artist's website listed under the "Digital Alteration" section.

[–]moojj 0 points1 point ago

The bird should have been the other way around.

[–]Bladelink 1 point2 points ago

The easiest shop of all time.

[–]StuckOnTheFarm 0 points1 point ago

came here to upvote this

[–]zamboney 11 points12 points ago

Don't you people realize this is shooped??

[–]pdmcmahon 1 point2 points ago

[–]CinCrisis 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Shooped?

Do you mean shopped?

[–]Furfaidz 0 points1 point ago

Click on highlighted link while browsing reddit on phone

Opens up the damned YouTube app

UGGGH... FWPs

[–]navak 11 points12 points ago

I can fly twice as high.

[–]ic4ru5 5 points6 points ago

Take a look, it's in a book

[–]compleks -1 points0 points ago*

Dat nostalgia...

[–]wearsredsox 7 points8 points ago

SET PHASERS TO LOVE ME!

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 4 points5 points ago

butterflies in the sky

[–]tomloneish 2 points3 points ago

Chemtrails bro.

[–]dunnowins 2 points3 points ago

Chem trails man....

[–]noidddd 2 points3 points ago

[–]winnar72 6 points7 points ago

Karma Decay is worth bookmarking.

[–]burntoast91 8 points9 points ago

goddammit the fucking goose or w.e the fuck it is, is spreading chemtrails

[–]ParmesanGarlic 4 points5 points ago

Report it to the EPA have congress enact laws to kill all geese

[–]Thick-McRunFast 4 points5 points ago

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 1 point2 points ago

Ftr its a crane

[–]Narlolz 4 points5 points ago

This would earn a lot of points in Pokemon Snap.

[–]colacadstink 2 points3 points ago

Someone needs to make a Professor Oak novelty account to rate /r/pics.

[–]Faust5 1 point2 points ago

Here's the source. The caption says it's manipulated (google translate), so he almost certainly just stitched together the flying plane and bird separately.

The photographer is Peter Dam. He has an English language portfolio here. He has a personal webpage here, which is in Danish.

[–]gingeronfire 1 point2 points ago

Where is superman?

[–]Spaz_Mah_Tazz 0 points1 point ago

www.google.com

Edit: sarcasm

[–]rogue780 1 point2 points ago

photoshopped repost is photoshopped...and reposted.

[–]jaktheflipper 1 point2 points ago

that birds gonna die pretty soon from those chemtrails ya know. the govts poisoning our air supply. were next...

[–]iLickMyDogsNuts 2 points3 points ago

that goose is killing our newborns with their evil chemicals.. KILL EM!!

[–]CrzyOrange 5 points6 points ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a....goose?

[–]Ottershaw 6 points7 points ago

Crane.

[–]wallybirder 1 point2 points ago

Sandhill Crane.

[–]IDlOT 5 points6 points ago

Geese are birds.

[–]nguindon 1 point2 points ago

"It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "Yes, that is an accurate summary of the situation."

[–]Deltaway 0 points1 point ago

Is that plane drifting?

[–]khunkun 0 points1 point ago

Until it get sucked into the engine, mutilating the bird and risking the lives of people on board.

[–]Iotatl 0 points1 point ago

...perhaps symbolism of Technology's attempt to surpass nature.....

[–]xenoph2 0 points1 point ago

Technology won!

[–]Volsunga 0 points1 point ago

Come in Maverick, this is Goose.

[–]skooterz 0 points1 point ago

Just a little higher...

[–]CPlover 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes I look at pictures like this and it makes me want to believe there is a creator out there.

[–]Slenderpman 0 points1 point ago

It's Ho-Oh!

[–]UpvotesOrBust 0 points1 point ago

Ducks - 2015

[–]omniawesome 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know people hunted with miniature planes.

[–]SpanishFlea 0 points1 point ago

That plane better pick up the pace!

[–]fondlemyheart 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting Superman to be shopped in here somewhere.
Perhaps riding the bird?

[–]morrellandrew 0 points1 point ago

shooptiwhoop

[–]TeamBlade 0 points1 point ago

That timing/location.

[–]Libertae 0 points1 point ago

Dat vortex. Is that an AirStork 6900 model?

[–]OverreactsToAll 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD WATCH OUT!!! THAT BIG MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA EAT YOUR GOD DAMN PLANE!!!!

[–]WillieNelsonsFriend 0 points1 point ago

Goose seems to be plotting his revenge

[–]strongestdad 0 points1 point ago

photoshop is pretty rad

[–]Eiovas 0 points1 point ago

Awesome framing. I'd have shaved a bit off the left and that watermark smacked me in the face.

[–]NikeRoxSox 0 points1 point ago

WOW. Those lines... I like this a lot.

[–]90percent_noob 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird. It's a Crane. It's supercrane.

[–]ChicagoRunner 0 points1 point ago

Didn't we determine that this was photo-shopped last time it was posted? Now all that was added is the little graphic that say copyrighted......

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

Goosey in the sky, with jet-streams!

[–]catfishcatfish 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I've seen a cloaca before.

[–]bender1231 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! Yes.

[–]trickssi 0 points1 point ago

Goosey in the skyyyy with diiiiiamonds.

[–]always_creating 0 points1 point ago

That plane can fly twice as high. Seriously, take a look.

[–]firestrike01 0 points1 point ago

"a mother fuckin birdplane"

[–]MatterStorm 0 points1 point ago

Obviously it's breaking the sound barrier. Seems pretty fast from the angle of the cone.

[–]Renrum 0 points1 point ago

Awesome photoshop

[–]RazorOcham 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird, it's a crane, it's a pla.... Screw it.

[–]imakitty 0 points1 point ago

This is goose one, fox 3

[–]gottepasen 0 points1 point ago

was i the only one who got it as "in the pipe, five by five"

[–]zeebooraffe 0 points1 point ago

Flyyin in the sky!

CLiff Racer Fly so high!

Flyyyyyyyyyyyin!

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's that flying fuck I never gave.

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

Edit out the plane and tell people you saw birds leaving chemtrails.

[–]Hello-Universe 0 points1 point ago

Guarantee the photographer photo shopped that, even just a little bit.

[–]MrACasillas 0 points1 point ago

Photoshopped... just saying. ಠ_ಠ

[–]yen_shee_suey 0 points1 point ago

we're fucked

[–]daherpdederp 0 points1 point ago

So cranes, jets, contrails....Cranes are taking over it's a conspiracy!!

[–]BlackLiger 0 points1 point ago

Pull up! Pull up!

[–]Zamnoskies 0 points1 point ago

Roc on dude.

[–]Warbird36 0 points1 point ago

"I have so far to go..."

Gotta love Ace Combat 4's intro...

[–]lzcrc -1 points0 points ago

I firmly believe it says "2009" on the side which should probably give a slight clue about the possibility of this image having been posted already. Thank you.

[–]TheKnightofNew -1 points0 points ago

All jokes aside, that is a pretty lucky shot. Good job if you're the one who took it.

[–]ProfessorMcLurk 2 points3 points ago

his name is Photo Shop

[–]my_bitches_love_me -2 points-1 points ago

It is photoshopped, I can tell from the pixels.

[–]Techloss -1 points0 points ago

I thought someone had photoshopped missiles onto the goose at first

[–]TruthFeature -4 points-3 points ago

Ew, chemtrails.

[–]WyldTurkey -1 points0 points ago

This is the first thing that came to my mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx6hmUv06tg

[–]InViennaLifeIsBetter -1 points0 points ago

All things follow the beam.

[–]waynerooneymu -1 points0 points ago

haaaa. I get it.

[–]bobtheghost33 -1 points0 points ago

Great pic! Made it my new background :)

[–]Kleptor -1 points0 points ago

[–]Barnowl79 0 points1 point ago

Nice, that's exactly what song I thought of!

[–]ByTheLee -1 points0 points ago

Bird of prey.

[–]PonyLim -1 points0 points ago

That plane is totally winning. Take that mother nature, science always wins!

[–]shaft0 -1 points0 points ago

IT'S A BIRD!!!

IT'S A PLANE!!!

...and so it was.

[–]reallynotalex -1 points0 points ago

Step 1: Take picture of bird in clear sky, and separate picture of jet in clear sky. Step 2: Use photoshop to remove sky from picture of bird and add bird to plane photo. Step 3: ??? Step 4: MAKE BIG MONEY!!!

[–]WrethZ -2 points-1 points ago

HAHA FUCK YOU NATURE, EAT MY SMOKE!

[–]Mikeman3561 -2 points-1 points ago

someone who knows how to Photoshop want to put a jet stream under the wings?

[–]meathammock -3 points-2 points ago

That bird is as big as my dick.

[–]ingroundeffect -3 points-2 points ago

Plane looks like a 737-500 or 600 model. And the engines make me think SAS.

[–]FriendlyDespot 0 points1 point ago

That was the first thing I noticed as well, and sure enough, the photographer is Danish. I've never really been able to appreciate art.