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Elephants. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]up_n_atom 57 points58 points ago

Take away the tusks and they kinda look like a stormtrooper

[–]Fan_of_Joker 13 points14 points ago

you can read my mind, what am i thinking right now?!

[–]BRBbear 14 points15 points ago

how to bust out joker from Arkham?

[–]StevenSeagalBladder -3 points-2 points ago

........

[–]LOLFuckThat 34 points35 points ago

Ultralisks...

[–]Alistracious 2 points3 points ago

That is a relevant username if I ever saw one.

[–]snappy_snape 98 points99 points ago

Actually, it is possible that the legend of the cylops arose from Greeks and Romans trying to make sense of an elephant skull.

http://listoffigures.wordpress.com/tag/dwarf-elephant/

[–]Honestly_ 20 points21 points ago*

I think I read that in one of my Zoobooks growing up.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

You just reminded me I have no reason to be down about life ever again. I read zoobooks when I was a kid and that rocks.

[–]mormonathiest 13 points14 points ago

Hahaha.....I see what you did there, you sly guy! You just took the top comment from the last time this was posted 9 months ago, and it worked! I ain't even mad. http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/iszay/if_elephants/

[–]snappy_snape 5 points6 points ago

I hadn't seen the thread from 9 months ago. :) But thanks for pointing it out. :D

[–]john7071 50 points51 points ago

Halo had them. http://loran-girdeux-xfm.deviantart.com/art/guta-s-182100006

[–]ravikus 26 points27 points ago

Man, I'm still confused about what they were for. You saw them for like 5 minutes then never again.

[–]Dyl4nTheVillain 27 points28 points ago

It was to show a glimpse of what reach was like. Same with the little emu things, those big guys were native creatures. It meant that reach wasn't just another earthlike planet. Also they were fucking cool.

[–]DaRabidMonkey 11 points12 points ago

Yeah, they wanted to have wildlife in Halo since they were first developing Halo: Combat Evolved, around the time it was a third-person shooter. They took their opportunity to finally do it in Reach.

Oh, and the birds are called Moa.

[–]jimblob32 11 points12 points ago

I murdered them.

[–]Ayden161 2 points3 points ago

Did you make them into burgers afterwards?

[–]AngriestCosmonaut 2 points3 points ago

That always pissed me off about the Halo universe. The whole premise of it was that we finally find out we weren't alone in the universe, that there really was life out there, and it wanted to kill us. For fucks sake, when John was a kid, in the commercials, he was talking about "I wonder if there is anything else out there, looking back". Then, with this game, one of the first fucking things you see are alien emus, running around like no one business.

[–]rage420 23 points24 points ago

Somebody please photoshop a picture of an elephant.

[–]compleks 138 points139 points ago

Here you go.

[–]Dontwantyourlemons 46 points47 points ago

Nobody wants to be a walrus. Not even a walrus.

[–]thisisnotthought 8 points9 points ago

The Beatles, goo goo g'joob.

[–]Captain_sweatpants 5 points6 points ago

Thank you thank you so much for not saying coo coo cuchoo.

[–]Matika7 1 point2 points ago

that's from Mrs robinson

[–]quityelling 4 points5 points ago

KING OF SVEDEN!

[–]manomow 2 points3 points ago

I dont want to be a walrus... http://imgur.com/AEwaY

[–]Xentem 0 points1 point ago*

Whoa, cool pic brah.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

D: Why the hate bro?

[–]manomow 0 points1 point ago

Ok? What was with the yelling?

[–]Juscuz 3 points4 points ago

I don't know what you're talking about. Walruses are fuckin pimp!

[–]2badYourAssGotSacked 2 points3 points ago

That, I did not expect.

[–]pixeltec 79 points80 points ago

oh god, why

[–]sivadneb 9 points10 points ago

Aww, I dunno, I think it's kinda cute.

[–]StepOfDub 2 points3 points ago

Kind of looks like a giant anteater type thing.

[–]JesusTapdancingChris 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, like an overgrown half-hog half-anteater.

[–]AeroZep 29 points30 points ago

As requested

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 11 points12 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ohenry317 4 points5 points ago

I would soil myself if this thing approached me

[–]Carlvercetty -2 points-1 points ago

I love this one! x)

[–]BarryLincoln 58 points59 points ago

Still adorable

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

Nope, still terrifying.

[–]AnytimeBro 16 points17 points ago

Looks like something out of star wars

[–]significantshrinkage 9 points10 points ago

Imagine that motherfucker charging you at 50 mph. Or peeping through your window at 4 in the morning.

[–]exleyman 2 points3 points ago

Just made this in photoshop.

[–]compleks 1 point2 points ago

It almost looks like a giant wild boar minus the hair and ears.

[–]rootbeerismythang 7 points8 points ago

It would make the fight scene with elephants in 300 even scarier.

[–]Boogietron9000 10 points11 points ago

Where is the similar image bot?

[–]servohahn 10 points11 points ago

I'm surprised that this is only the 6th time this has been on the frontpage. I swear I've seen it more than that.

[–]imakitty 1 point2 points ago

I_RAPE_CATS reposting shit? Say it aint so.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Just doing my job.

[–]lukeisopinionated 7 points8 points ago

Can we get that repost bot here? I've seen this six times now, come on.

[–]StickyBunz1 9 points10 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
I'm happy with the status quo with regard to elephants. 0coms -1pt 8dys funny
If elephants.. 344coms 808pts 9mos funny
If elephants had no trunks and no ears... 85coms 546pts 2yrs offbeat

source: karmadecay

[–]seandude 7 points8 points ago

You know, it seems like there's a lot of hullabaloo about originality on reddit. But most of the things posted on here are taken from elsewhere on the internet, so they're really just reposts anyway. The upvote/downvote system is a way to measure what's trending right now, what people on reddit think is funny right now. So in response i'll leave this here.

[–]cincyfan04 2 points3 points ago

No, reddit is full of lurkers. So these idiot lurkers vote shit for a week and leave. So we have to cater to their stupid asses while the regulars have to plow through bullshit reposts.

[–]lost_trilogy 2 points3 points ago

Relephant

[–]yeti0013 0 points1 point ago

yeah, that scared the living shit out of me.

[–]Luke637 6 points7 points ago

Also, let's stop raping cats.

[–]lorvty 1 point2 points ago

it's a fucking walrus!

[–]Trigger_impact 1 point2 points ago

I click this as i'm watching the Return Of The King. Outcome may have been different with these elephants.

[–]giveemhellkid 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/0UmGG.jpg O______O

[–]N8theGr8 5 points6 points ago

Evidently Reddit is over the April Fool's drama.

[–]Time_and_a_half 2 points3 points ago

what happened? I missed it.

[–]N8theGr8 5 points6 points ago*

Just before last April Fool's day, I_RAPE_CATS was a fairly popular user on Reddit. Someone came up with an idea to April Fool's prank a random YouTube video. The more mundane the better, so as to really puzzle the person who uploaded it. On April 1st, someone would post the video, and everyone from Reddit would view it, causing the views to skyrocket. I_RAPE_CATS was nominated to choose the video, but he picked one of his friends and they profited from it. He said the intent wasn't to profit, but no one really believed him, and he got a lot of his posts downvoted over the next few days. I haven't seen him post since then, but I guess it's been long enough that he's back.

Edit He was a popular enough user that he spawned all of the mimic nicknames that have all capital letters with underscores separating the words. I blame him for all of the vulgar usernames floating around Reddit right now.

[–]moronic_comment 2 points3 points ago

From what I understand from the situation was all of the profits were then likewise donated to charity.

[–]Time_and_a_half 0 points1 point ago

I'm adapting this story for the stage.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS[S] 0 points1 point ago

I never stopped posting. I'm just fucking hipster and underground now with my low karma scoring posts.

[–]N8theGr8 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I checked your history, because I was wondering if I was actually correct that you are just now making a re-appearance. Turns out I'm just not subscribed to most of the subreddits you post in (specifically /r/spacedicks). I don't usually notice usernames, either, so that is probably a lot of it.

[–]TizzleFizzle 1 point2 points ago

And upvote years old reposts by him

[–]a_unique_username 1 point2 points ago

Nope, people like you still bring it up.

[–]cheechw 0 points1 point ago

I think it's just the way he drew the elephants. Those eyes and teeth... Even putting a trunk on them would be pretty scary just with the way he drew them.

[–]CaptainPolarBear 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone ever play Joe and Mack on their snes?

[–]PHDummy 0 points1 point ago

Looks scarier with no trunk, but still has ears to me.

[–]Vytral 0 points1 point ago

I take it OP wouldn't rape an elephant..

[–]CorraTerria 0 points1 point ago

I thought you liked cats, not elephants.

[–]TSkirvinator 0 points1 point ago

I think it's beautiful

[–]mbdave 0 points1 point ago

A message brought to you by the ad council

[–]Time_and_a_half 0 points1 point ago

Where is this from I haven't seen this in ages?

[–]Sabird1 0 points1 point ago

7/10 searched elephant on Google afterwards.

[–]Fort_Kick_Ass 0 points1 point ago

Who is voting to change elephants and why?

[–]MegaSuperAwesome1214 0 points1 point ago

Completely relevant.

[–]cookin_breakfast 0 points1 point ago

need a more realistic rendering

[–]RumblingRodger 0 points1 point ago

that is quite the name username you have there...

[–]reagan2016 0 points1 point ago

They'd probably have difficulty eating.

[–]rainbow_ash 0 points1 point ago

/unrelated, but.. I played a game with you in team fortress 2.

[–]schmohawk01 0 points1 point ago

"Lets keep elephants the way they are." I love the wording of this - like we even had a choice. It reminds me of something Karl Pilkington would say.

[–]Therealsebastiandior 0 points1 point ago

I think the makers of John Carter owe the original artist some scratch

[–]A1BROS 0 points1 point ago

Here you go:

http://m.friendfeed-media.com/0f58b3f8992cf0e063420bc723e2d45aae82a5b6

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And no lips, apparently.

[–]FlubbyBubby 0 points1 point ago

What a would a cat look like with tusks and big ears mr I rape cats ?

[–]townsleyc 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]kitkat1026 0 points1 point ago

It looks like Voldemort with tusks.

[–]samurai712 0 points1 point ago

They look like frost trolls sorta

[–]ridingtheuniverse 0 points1 point ago

Having a hard time upvoting due to your username. We're watching you. ಠ_ಠ

[–]I_Taste_Like_Orange 0 points1 point ago

OH SHIT. IT'S I_RAPE_CATS

[–]numerica 0 points1 point ago

It's not that interesting because this is true for all animals. Imagine yourself with no ears and no nose. Pretty scary.

[–]nvrknowsbest 0 points1 point ago

Actually, they'd just kinda look like...walruses...with legs.

[–]dlockwo2 0 points1 point ago

Then take away the skin and you have a Cyclopes.

[–]Crossfox17 0 points1 point ago

So I'm scrolling through reddit when I see a familiar name: I_RAPE_CATS. I only remember it because it is so strange. So I clicked on his name and looked at his comments. Lo and behold there are many spacedicks submissions and a couple gore ones. And that is the story of how I saw a picture of a man skinned alive and a dead newborn baby.

[–]caac30 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that noticed the OP username. I_RAPE_CATS duh fuck

[–]Igorattack 0 points1 point ago

This is the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time.

[–]Engagedeye 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]michaelmorr 0 points1 point ago

A bear without fur would be way less scary or the other hand

[–]Hellequine 16 points17 points ago

I dunno.

[–]InABritishAccent 10 points11 points ago

Why does it look like it has lived 200 years and blames me for all the sin it has seen in that time? Fucking terrifying.

[–]iborobotosis23 0 points1 point ago

Just a couple more steps and they'd be big trolls.

[–]dasoeltino 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

REPOSTASTIC. Is it just me, or did suddenly 1000000000000 new Redditors join to recycle old shit to top pages.

OR WAS I THE NEWB AND PREVIOUSLY DID NOT RECOGNIZE REPOSTS

[–]daweefolk -1 points0 points ago

Why can't I stop laughing?

[–]vorvesj -1 points0 points ago

Relevant

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1009/the-elephant-dumbo-reimagined-cubby-demotivational-poster-1283642268.jpg

[–]coopertroopa -3 points-2 points ago

Awesome

[–]Carbon_Dirt -1 points0 points ago

FOR THE HORDE!!!

[–]Raidicus -1 points0 points ago

You people are still on Facebook?

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