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[–]ReyTheRed 6 points7 points ago

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Dear internet, please provide an infinite recursion zoom gift. Thanks - Rey.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]pizzatime 1 point2 points ago

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Dog Lobclaws Log Mob

[–]karmamaster 4 points5 points ago

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emustache

[–]ishidableach 11 points12 points ago

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I mustache you a question.

[–]tonipherous 10 points11 points ago

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I'm busy, please shave it for later.

[–]CoNiGMa 7 points8 points ago

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Why not hair me out now?

[–]GuardianReflex 4 points5 points ago

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I suppose we can comb over the details.

[–]The_Moustache 2 points3 points ago

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Yes?

[–]Brewster-Rooster -1 points0 points ago

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you are really really original

[–]YouListening 2 points3 points ago

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Why would you google "mustache"?

[–]binaryechoes 4 points5 points ago

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Why wouldn't you? You sir, need more internet.

[–]cft4nh 2 points3 points ago

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fractlestache

[–]luis0232 2 points3 points ago

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yo dawg

[–]Badlilone 2 points3 points ago

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Tom Selleck?

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Badlilone 0 points1 point ago

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I knew I recognized that mustache!

[–]stonegrizzly 1 point2 points ago

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Infiniselleck

[–]kingsbury 4 points5 points ago

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Really weird, I recently drew a picture with a similar concept. http://i.imgur.com/vkaIX.jpg

[–]vaginalenterprises 1 point2 points ago

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The ears look like anatomical drawings of flaccid penises.

[–]tehreal 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, that is ridiculous in a fantastic way.

[–]phylop 1 point2 points ago

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Mesmerizing!!!!!!!

[–]JohnDoeNuts 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sandmanifest 1 point2 points ago

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Can someone photoshop that with just the 2 mouthmustaches for the eyes and the rest of the picture normal? Like this. It fits so perfectly it's scary.

[–]_shazbot_ 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Sandmanifest 0 points1 point ago

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Ty upvoted for the help!

[–]Beastly14 1 point2 points ago

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Exponentially hilarious

[–]railu 1 point2 points ago

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Metastache

[–]swiffswaffplop 1 point2 points ago

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Mustache Meiosis.

[–]Turnip199 1 point2 points ago

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Sierpinski's Mustache

[–]Rallerboy888 1 point2 points ago

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Mustacheption

[–]masuabie 1 point2 points ago

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every post that says "Googled ___ and got ___" gets downvoted by me.

[–]BrySey19 3 points4 points ago

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just had a salvia flashback...

[–]Bewbtube 0 points1 point ago

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my fucking brain.

[–]MJCPRODUCTIONZ 0 points1 point ago

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Celekplicity

[–]samellas 0 points1 point ago

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I spell it moustache I get the "you fucked up" red squiggle. However, Google doesn't say the spelling I use is wrong, and that's like its favorite thing to do. Can someone explain?

[–]BertrandLoganberry 0 points1 point ago

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I think moustache is the British spelling.

[–]nom_yourmom 0 points1 point ago

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did you not know what a mustache was?

[–]BleedTheFreak 0 points1 point ago

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Behold the cover art of Tool's new album.

[–]Toaka 0 points1 point ago

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There are no eyes in this picture. I keep saying it to myself but my brain won't believe me.

[–]LimpanaxLU 0 points1 point ago

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So...much...manliness ಥ_ಥ

[–]The_Moustache 0 points1 point ago

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Now this is my kid of moustache

[–]dannygmoe 0 points1 point ago

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I believed you misspelled "memebased" as "googled".

[–]nameofthisuser 0 points1 point ago

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Did you mean: Moustache?

[–]Devadander 0 points1 point ago

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BY CRACKY!

[–]deadbears 0 points1 point ago

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Yes

[–]pivovy 0 points1 point ago

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Dead dove conundrum.

[–]cdkeeks 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/no2Sd.png I think it is a decent match up

[–]ramzie 0 points1 point ago

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This is gonna sound weird but thats how I saw the faces of people when I was high on magic truffles.

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

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=_=

[–]Lucky13z 0 points1 point ago

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repost

[–]Creature5647 0 points1 point ago

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It reminds me a little bit of the Great Deku Tree.

[–]also_hyakis 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Lee Van Cleef?

[–]monkeymatings 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CraveBoon 0 points1 point ago

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Oh you googled Mustache? It looks more to me like you took that picture from a cheezburger website...

[–]tookiselite12 -1 points0 points ago

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This reminds me of a 2c-e trip I took a while back. I did 30mg and was sucking down nitrous with my friends while laying down in the middle of a state park.

I kept seeing the same exact tree growing out of itself over and over and over. The trunk of the tree was also the branches of the tree. And the twigs on the branches were also the trunk. And the leaves on each twig were the same exact leaf; there was no difference between the leaves whatsoever. And that tree was every tree. No matter where I looked it was the exact same tree.

[–]imnotsocreative[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey reddit, thanks for all the upvotes. I know this is completely unrelated but id love if you checked out a website i started, www.indiedemand.com Its a streaming film festival I started awhile ago. Its completely free to view the films, and for those of you who are filmmakers its also free to submit your film. There is a new selection of films each month. This is a small project that I've started and would love any feedback. thanks for all the support fellow redditors. Again the website is www.indiedemand.com