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The Protector (i.imgur.com)

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[–]SimilarImage 163 points164 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months Viralsun My Hero! /swoon here 44 104
4 months nicholmikey Chivalry, Valor, and hotpockets (nsfw) here 23 26
5 months KazamaSmokers Agressive Reddit Couple. /r/pics 66 23

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[–]Asterix1806 31 points32 points ago

I was going to say repost, but this bot did it ten times better than I could.

UPVOTE THE BOT!

[–]pickledspiders 2 points3 points ago

All hail our robotic overlords!

[–]RDandersen 1 point2 points ago

"This is the fourth time we have posted it, and we have become exceedingly effecient at it."

[–]jumbo-shrimp 72 points73 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uIZAP.gif

[–]cclsn3 -5 points-4 points ago

Hahaha awesome my expression exactly. It took some time to sink in that picture

[–]IMApersonAMA 21 points22 points ago

I think the more I see this, the more I envy this couple and their righteous nerd love.

[–]AmrcnXroads_Donor 7 points8 points ago

he's protecting them from diet and exercise.

[–]aceoftrachs 33 points34 points ago

Conan the Blubarian

[–]Arcon1337 -5 points-4 points ago

And his trusty Amazon princess, death by snoo snoo!

[–]TheFreemanLIVES -2 points-1 points ago

PROTECT THE CAKE!

[–]ExodusRex 28 points29 points ago

Why is his sister naked?

[–]Deactivation 3 points4 points ago

DMHS

[–]cramped 1 point2 points ago

Do you fuck your sister clothed?

[–]aceoftrachs 21 points22 points ago

The Fellowship of the Ring Ding

[–]MegaOprah 12 points13 points ago

You can all mock. I'm envious of the sword. Swords are so cool.

[–]benjamminm 12 points13 points ago

That's his old sandwich pick though, not a sword.

[–]katrinaevening 1 point2 points ago

Bow ties are cool

[–]classy_stegasaurus 0 points1 point ago

Swords are always cool. I might just try to see if there are any facing classes around

[–]brenneman 17 points18 points ago

Every time this image comes up, I love this guy more. Haters gonna hate.

[–]tyr02 2 points3 points ago

He's living his life the way he wants and has a chick to bone along the way

[–]brenneman 1 point2 points ago

And on further consideration: Would I be able to get my girl to pose like that in what appears to be a proper studio? No I would not. Yay him indeed.

[–]foofaw 3 points4 points ago

i wish i could love like this.

[–]beccaonice 2 points3 points ago

No one else thinks this should be marked NSFW?

[–]Lover_Of_Llamas 0 points1 point ago

I do.

[–]beccaonice 1 point2 points ago

Seriously, there is a naked person in it.

[–]yourmothersbush 6 points7 points ago

What a fine buxom wench

[–]obscure123456789 9 points10 points ago

Good on them.

[–]aarghj 2 points3 points ago

looks like he's getting some. are you?

[–]Kaos99 5 points6 points ago

She promised not to share that picture D:

[–]EH_Henkin 3 points4 points ago

The title is glorious

[–]Fried_Beavis 4 points5 points ago

Man he's strong, holding that shield up like that one handed and all!

[–]justwhatyouwanttosay 4 points5 points ago

CHAZ

[–]anonymousketeer 3 points4 points ago

this is 98% of all the Guild members I end up with in WoW.

[–]_insanelogic_ 0 points1 point ago

except they don't have the wench in real life....

[–]Red_Rocket 4 points5 points ago

Is that Chaz Bono?

[–]bravoactual 5 points6 points ago

Fap fap fap fap fap fap

[–]bpoag 1 point2 points ago

NO ONE SHALL TAKE OUR PRECIOUS SPERMICETTI OIL

[–]helovestorun 1 point2 points ago

Will he protect her from diabetes?

[–]juicius 1 point2 points ago

They can't wrap their arms around each other... I find that strangely sad...

[–]CamelCaser 1 point2 points ago

those pants are ruining this sweet picture

[–]FalconFXR 1 point2 points ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

But at least he has a chick!

[–]downwithxpc 1 point2 points ago

They look like they are siblings.

[–]Butlaa123 1 point2 points ago

I. Have. The. Power...

[–]xtian11 1 point2 points ago

I think the thing he was meant to be fighting snuck up on him.

[–]CosmicBard 1 point2 points ago

Eh, you guys are quick to point and go 'fatty fatty fat-fat' at these guys, but I think it's a good pose for them. They clearly look into it and in love.

[–]positronus 3 points4 points ago

What are they protecting?

[–]Obiwan123 3 points4 points ago

Twinkies!!!

[–]sgtpepper6344 2 points3 points ago

Tom Wilson's copyright.

[–]positronus 0 points1 point ago

I see. Thanks.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

His virginity.

[–]rageth 4 points5 points ago

Protect them from salad!

[–]philge 1 point2 points ago

I actually wanted to get a tattoo of Mjölnir (Thor's hammer) like that one for a while until I discovered that it was also an Aryan Brotherhood symbol! Later I found out that having any kind of clover tattoo is also one of their symbols, so I was screwed either way! Might as well get my Mjölnir now I guess . . .

[–]spunkychickpea 2 points3 points ago

Goddammit! Really? I HAVE A FUCKING CLOVER TATTOO!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!

[–]piouspastafarian 1 point2 points ago

Their tattoos are confusing. One of the leaders has a Star of David and a swastika tattooed on himself.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He can keep her. It's ok

[–]Krankenflegel 1 point2 points ago

... of cake.

[–]thenagainmaybenot 0 points1 point ago

That's pretty cool.

[–]mcsweden 0 points1 point ago

Keepers of the hostess stash notice their nemesis is at the gates!

[–]DiscernableDay 0 points1 point ago

Real life Cersei and Jamie.

[–]horsekillsboy 0 points1 point ago

it's...ah..um.

does she HAVE to be naked?

[–]hendeeze 0 points1 point ago

The Fupa has wings

[–]lizardsandwich 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for protecting us all from that hideous beast

[–]Micmillon18 0 points1 point ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVQT9Det6Q

[–]throwthisout1234 0 points1 point ago

Whats he protecting her from?

Vegetables and calorie deficits.

[–]kahmikaiser 0 points1 point ago

Original Star Wars Poster. You're doing it wrong.

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, I'm not going to touch your sister.

[–]Defendprivacy 0 points1 point ago

Your premise is sound. However, your execution is fatally flawed!

[–]Tails94 0 points1 point ago

NSFW would be nice

[–]pacsmack54 0 points1 point ago

That is horrifying.

[–]miksedene 0 points1 point ago

Hands off, this Snorlax is mine.

[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 0 points1 point ago

What am I looking at? And why am I looking at it?

[–]cclsn3 0 points1 point ago

Who's got bigger tits no. Who's got the bigger FUPA.

[–]RockofStrength 0 points1 point ago

Why is the sumo wrestler on the left wearing jeans and holding a sword?

[–]Hooin_Kyoma -1 points0 points ago

Ladys, please, contain your orgasms.

[–]aelizabeth27 0 points1 point ago

*Ladies

[–]andrewdance -1 points0 points ago

No worries brah, you can keep her.

[–]Ezekyuhl -1 points0 points ago

Keep it.

[–]Lavibookman -2 points-1 points ago

He's holding that thing all wrong..the only thing he could stab is a BBQ weinee...

[–]SuprChckn -2 points-1 points ago

This... kid... looks just like someone I know.... I will never look at him the same way. shudders

[–]bassboat1 -5 points-4 points ago

Badass

[–]samstr -1 points0 points ago

This is fucking disgusting. I feel sorry for the both of them.

[–]nobby_b -3 points-2 points ago

... Of their viginity...

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 13 points14 points ago

Why would you think they're virgins? She's ok with taking naked photo's with him. Why wouldn't she have sex with him?

[–]aceoftrachs 8 points9 points ago

Nice try, gentleman pictured.

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 6 points7 points ago

I wish...

[–]nobby_b 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry for what I said I didn't think anyone would be so serious or offended by it

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 0 points1 point ago

Don't be sorry. You were making a joke.

If he were by himself in the picture, your comment would have made more sense and would've been hilarious.

[–]orthogonality 0 points1 point ago

He can't get his penis under her pannus?

[–]Rflkt -3 points-2 points ago

Don't worry, no one wants that.

[–]TimeTravelMishap -3 points-2 points ago

John Candy?! I thought you were dead!

[–]MissesLee -3 points-2 points ago

I thought they did a face swap and added makeup....

[–]WindinthePillows -3 points-2 points ago

Glub

[–]BassInThePlace -5 points-4 points ago

What in the fuck...

[–]notahippie76 -4 points-3 points ago

Fat Neil and Vicki.

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