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[–]ShavedRegressor 5 points6 points ago

This is satire. Consider it a good example of Poe’s Law.

[–]coprolite_hobbyist 3 points4 points ago

From landover baptist IIRC.

[–]JacksonHannan 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if a troll, but I'll be the first to point out the obvious. The water cycle. That is all.

[–]Zero1343 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if a troll

It's /b/ what do you think

[–]a5htr0n 1 point2 points ago

Exactamundo.

[–]Philile 1 point2 points ago

What are you talking about obviously when water is consumed it is split into hydrogen and oxygen gas that escapes the atmosphere but then the all powerful sky pixie that reside in the oceans generate more water by using the nether energies from the endless void and that water turns into rain and then ground water and then drinking and irrigation water.

BTW that sky pixie was EINSTEIN.

[–]DKN19 1 point2 points ago

My sides hurt I laughed so hard. I really believe they're that stupid though. Sounds like a Kent Hovind argument.

[–]swisscows 1 point2 points ago

Apparently the law of conservation of mass no longer exists.

[–]The_Leeter 0 points1 point ago

What a fuckin idiot. It's 2:00 AM and I figured that thing out in seconds.

[–]OutZoner 0 points1 point ago

At this point, it may or may not be beneficial to disclose that a good portion, if not all of the water consumed, had been piss at one time.

[–]rockoman100 -2 points-1 points ago

0/10