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[–]SparkleLush 43 points44 points ago

Ahem. It is MY cat. :)

[–]solidsnake2730 10 points11 points ago

[–]Gisbornite 9 points10 points ago

[–]ceciliabee 18 points19 points ago

this isn't your cat, karma whore

[–]Radico87 8 points9 points ago

You're a liar. For internet points, too? Pathetic.

Downvote and report.

[–]gnarlysaurus 8 points9 points ago

I res-tagged you as Sh1tbr1cks Straight Up Plagiarizes.

[–]CapAhab 12 points13 points ago

At first I gave a little chuckle and though, "that's pretty funny." Then I saw the socks and started dying. . .I don't know what's so funny about socks on a cat.

[–]toast_yumm 1 point2 points ago

Maybe they're just really cattractive.

[–]TheGuyUSeeOnTV 1 point2 points ago

They fit puurrfectly

[–]Vouk73 13 points14 points ago

I can't even begin to describe how much I want to bury my face in that tummyfluff.

[–]ram0889 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of my ex

[–]DoctorPimpslap 2 points3 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

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[–]notavalidusername 1 point2 points ago

Looks like you took the photo right after making love to him.

[–]not_creative_at_all 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit, is that a Nokia?

[–]The-Stranger 0 points1 point ago

Was going to ask, where did you find that gem?

[–]ABritishGentleman 1 point2 points ago

Zero. Fucks. Given.

[–]I_LEFT_SOMETHING_OUT 1 point2 points ago

He's not , just big boned.

[–]BezziVelinov 2 points3 points ago

Single fuck. None given.

[–]raydeen 7 points8 points ago

The sun will grow cold before any fucks are given.

[–]Subduction -5 points-4 points ago

Really? We're not sick of this yet?

[–]raydeen 5 points6 points ago

No.

[–]bosephus256 3 points4 points ago

Stop feeding your cat stuff that will make it fat and lazy.

[–]foxxxy_mama 1 point2 points ago

minimal amount of fucks given.

[–]sethonk 0 points1 point ago

what is your cats name

[–]SparkleLush 2 points3 points ago

Bender. :)

[–]Squeekme 0 points1 point ago

put your cat on a diet bro.

[–]GrammarOutlaw 0 points1 point ago

are those kitten mittens?

[–]ElGenioMalvado 0 points1 point ago

Pick it up by the scruff/neck, and throw it outside. done.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He is not amused...

[–]schniggens 0 points1 point ago

You're just weighing him down more.

[–]Krahn007 0 points1 point ago

More weight

[–]goldenrod 0 points1 point ago

zero fucks.

[–]littlegreenhat 0 points1 point ago

The socks did me in.

[–]hellfer 0 points1 point ago

I can eat?

[–]mizzholly228 0 points1 point ago

Oh he's so comfy!

[–]redgator 0 points1 point ago

Silly redditor, cat's don't give a fuck.

[–]MisterSquirrel 0 points1 point ago

There are whole websites devoted to exactly this sort of thing.

[–]BanditoRojo -1 points0 points ago

Shake a food bag and watch it jump!

[–]BeeAmoreDarling -1 points0 points ago

NOPE.

[–]fourth_branch -1 points0 points ago

you can`t just pick him up?

[–]silentkill144 -1 points0 points ago

Absolutely 0 fucks given.

[–]Bigpapapumpyouup -1 points0 points ago

I think you ought to modify your cat to be one of those phone recharge stations. That would be awesome.

[–]pantsoffire -1 points0 points ago

Animal Hilarity.

[–]end42 -1 points0 points ago

Fat cat is fat.

[–]DatPanda -1 points0 points ago

Well, you clearly failed.

[–]keitarofujiwara -1 points0 points ago

[–]ChemicalKicks -1 points0 points ago

Your cat reminds me of cartman

[–]the_blackfish -1 points0 points ago

I REQUIRE MORE SHINY THINGS.

[–]blastinonions -1 points0 points ago

Jabba the cat

[–]Madeleine227 -1 points0 points ago

Cattaroo!