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[–]omg_bbq 17 points18 points ago

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Thank you for making me instinctively cringe and look at my hand in fear. Fuck you

[–]dakdestructo 2 points3 points ago

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This post is like a David Cronenberg movie. I expect to have nightmares about my hands turning into mittens.

[–]Hyperian 1 point2 points ago

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jobs rise from the grave to sew your fingers together.

[–]dakdestructo 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to go read my iTunes agreement... for unrelated reasons...

[–]keyboard_samurai 8 points9 points ago

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I kind of wonder what the giant fingernail would like.

[–]kingjames333 4 points5 points ago

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For some reason I thought about the thumb thumbs from spy kids..

[–]adubjose 3 points4 points ago

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It is so weird how similar we redditors think. Came here just to say that. http://mimg.ugo.com/201101/4/9/3/163394/cuts/spy-kids-thumb-thumbs_528_poster.jpg

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 4 points5 points ago

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$59 for a corded mouse? Sold!

[–]Pyromaniac605 2 points3 points ago

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Honestly, I'd pick a wired mouse over a wireless one any day. No need to ever bother with batteries or charging.

[–]PigBenisWielder 0 points1 point ago

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i paid $70 for my corded mouse and it's not an apple

[–]Stiggy1605 0 points1 point ago

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£45 for mine (roughly $70 nowadays, but this was back when the exchange rate was about 2:1 so more like $90 probably), also non-Apple.

[–]the-vindicator 2 points3 points ago

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Patrick Star probably designed this...

[–]testdex 7 points8 points ago*

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Wow! A 12 year old mouse is old!

Now they have this silly multi-touch shit, that not even microsoft would ape. . . a few years later . . . http://www.microsoft.com/hardware/en-us/products/touch-mouse/microsite/

Stick with Logitech, they know what a mouse should act like: http://www.logitech.com/mice-pointers/mice/devices/9480

(sure, you can think I'm a fanboy, but FOR REAL? Criticizing a mouse released two months before Windows ME!? Tell me what you think about Virtual Boy.)

(Edit for extra "wow, that's old": That mouse is a full 15 months older than the iPod! Put in the context of "context" it was the replacement for the cute but terribly unusable circular mice that came with the original "fruity" iMacs -- the ones that saved the company from the gutter.)

(edit again: My god! Apparently Mac v. PC is so divisive a debate that even pointing out that this is a joke post about a 12 year old piece of hardware is considered downvote-worthy. Srsly tho.)

[–]dawmi -3 points-2 points ago

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Macs are still terribly overpriced.

[–]InsertName78XDD 1 point2 points ago

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Does anyone else find that hand oddly disturbing..?

[–]Sitcom_For 0 points1 point ago

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Yes but its shiny. And you'll obviously get a virus if you use any other mouse. Everyone knows that.

[–]aronosohn 0 points1 point ago

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Apple predicted the alien invasion!

[–]Acidlips242 0 points1 point ago

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That's the Steve jobs dream hand

[–]Brisbey 0 points1 point ago

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I had no idea apple was based out of silent fucking hill.

[–]cargobroombroom 0 points1 point ago

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lol. that's so gross looking.

[–]millertime0503 0 points1 point ago

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Haha yeah silly Apple for designing something simple that millions of people enjoy using. Idiots!

[–]Keleris 0 points1 point ago

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[–]jdoosh 0 points1 point ago

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Someday when it's cold and you want to surf the web with mittens, you'll thank them.

[–]AngrySquid1979 -5 points-4 points ago

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And don't forget the mandatory 6 month upgrade that you have to have.

[–]Buttered_Penis -4 points-3 points ago

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You should see my mouse. Looks kind of like this.

[–]Zondraxor 1 point2 points ago

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You should see my mouse. Looks kind of like this.

[–]dea4dmanwalkin 2 points3 points ago

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You should see my mouse. Looks kind of like this.

[–]DividedSpleen23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeaah boy! Trackballs!