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[–]Twons 34 points35 points ago

I think it's probably one of those signs I'm turning into a grown-up, but the creme in an Oreo just isn't what it used to be. Too sweet now. I much prefer the cookie part. :(

[–]kaede1s 6 points7 points ago

That's called the Ice Cream Sandwich Paradox. Actually no it's not, but I bring a similar dilemma. Do I like the peeled sandwich part by itself more than the combined taste of the sandwich and the ice cream?

[–]zdogcypher 5 points6 points ago

That's called the Ice Cream Sandwich Paradox.

Sounds like an episode of The Big Bang Theory.

[–]Twons 0 points1 point ago

Shit. I haven't had an ice cream sandwich since I caught the Oreo thing. I'm afraid they too may be ruined now.

[–]kaede1s 0 points1 point ago

There's really no way to win in this situation. Unless you have 2+ sandwiches, but then they would be mine.

[–]LethalLlama 2 points3 points ago

And now I feel old. Thanks.

[–]Knoxyle 1 point2 points ago

The other day i realized I enjoy the actual cereal part of Lucky Charms more than the marshmallows, It's strange coming to that realization first thing in the morning.

[–]Twons 0 points1 point ago

Man, talk about a ruined day.

[–]emlgsh 1 point2 points ago

I've gone the other way ever since I found the kind that is infused with some unnatural science-produced berryesque flavor that makes the creme filling taste like crunchberries. My jaded palate can no longer be sated by regular oreo creme filling alone. It was like eating the very face of God.

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

mom said i could have one cookie!

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[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Just some stupid joke...

[–]retry808 0 points1 point ago

Just some joke that wasn't funny...

[–]SimilarImage 45 points46 points ago

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[–]LazerChicklets 19 points20 points ago

The most delicious of all reposts.

[–]Roughy 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't list original post 2 years ago :(

But then again maybe that was a repost, too

[–]smash360 9 points10 points ago

Did this in 2010 http://imgur.com/RIEcz Then took all the outside cracker parts, mixed them with milk and butter and used that paste to coat the cookie. it was fucking glorious.

[–]pieguyfry22 15 points16 points ago

took all the outside cracker parts, mixed them with milk and butter and used that paste to coat the cookie.

http://i.imgur.com/NgQ6o.gif

[–]kindaconfused 4 points5 points ago

dat diabeetus.

[–]philge 1 point2 points ago

You could always use the cookie parts to make a pie crust and then make a fucking bangin' Oreo cheesecake! That's what I would have done.

[–]Chanma1 6 points7 points ago

I think you mean excess

[–]Warbieful 6 points7 points ago

Flawless Victory.

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[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

OH MY GOD NO WAY

[–]trezek11 2 points3 points ago

It would be better if you deep fried it!

'Merica

[–]TheBrownLion 1 point2 points ago

There is something wrong with you and I like it. TO THE FRIERS!!

[–]poundcake2010[S] 0 points1 point ago

Fried oreos are actually one of my specialties. However, I have never made a super stuffed fried oreo...... Soon.....?

[–]AnomalousX12 1 point2 points ago

[–]MisterMeatball 3 points4 points ago

Sweet mother of sweetness.

[–]authorless 2 points3 points ago

That is impressive, but I feel a strong desire to brush my teeth after seeing it. And the cookies should probably be replaced with insulin.

[–]w00tguy 2 points3 points ago

friend of mine did that only rolled all of the creme into a ball then took a bite. He got sick and threw up a short time after he finished that beast.

[–]lurkallthethings 2 points3 points ago

Reminds me of this great video with a twenty stuff oreo.

Balloon Shop Oreo

[–]darkadonis 4 points5 points ago

I admire your self control. I would have eaten it less than half way through.

[–]ycpa68 9 points10 points ago

It's not his self control, it's the guy who took the picture a long time ago's self control.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

repost downvote, look before you post.

[–]whitesoxdude21 0 points1 point ago

Dear God......

[–]mhawk1134 1 point2 points ago*

Dear science

FTFY

[–]HankSpank 0 points1 point ago

I would totally shove that into my ass, let it fester for an hour or so, then shit it out into an adult sized diaper.

[–]ngong0 2 points3 points ago

I ask, what would that accomplish?

[–]woozey69 0 points1 point ago

The public would love an answer.

[–]Outlaw_Heart 0 points1 point ago

I would never have the patience for that

[–]Reddit20122 0 points1 point ago

You have too much free time!

[–]metalfreaks 0 points1 point ago

More beautiful than a newborn child... ;___;

[–]corylew 0 points1 point ago

Congrats, you made a stick of sugar-butter.

[–]philippo1130 0 points1 point ago

Yum?!?!

[–]Olliemon 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

[–]frost_giant 0 points1 point ago

i just felt my blood get thicker...

[–]Nebz604 0 points1 point ago

Just make your own filling.

Mix lard + powdered sugar.

Add some insulin for safety.

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

This wasn't great the first 20 dozen times it has been posted

[–]SonicWafflez 0 points1 point ago

This picture is older than the internet, congratulations.

[–]AntiShark 0 points1 point ago

wow not even double stuf to make it easier

[–]maxwellp7777 0 points1 point ago

Three years ago, my mom and brother made a seven foot long oreo. Seven feet. I shit you not. I have tried desperately to find the photo that they took of it, but have had no luck. sigh

Sweet Jesus, that would be a lot of karma.

[–]EvanSei 0 points1 point ago

The last time this was posted I decided to do it. I used the entire box of double stuffed to do it. To be perfectly honest, it was horrible.

[–]yankerage 0 points1 point ago

Yay, you made a creamy dong.

[–]elkranger01 0 points1 point ago

Successfully wasting an entire 10-pack of oreos

[–]end42 0 points1 point ago

That picture gave me diabetes.

[–]chrisbkreme 0 points1 point ago

Now deep throat it.

[–]ratamac 0 points1 point ago

double stuff?

[–]WYATTINATOR 0 points1 point ago

Diabetes here I come!!!

[–]aareyes12 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

The first time I was allowed to have oreos, it was at my great-great grandfather's house when I was 9 years old. I cracked open every cookie, rolled the cream into progressively larger balls, and made a caterpillar out of it, complete with cookie pieces for antennae. I presented it with gusto to my great-great grandfather, who put it in his fridge. In hindsight, I'm surprised he didn't throw it away in front of me. He was a mean old man.

[–]briemoo 0 points1 point ago

I prefer the chocolate wafer to the creamy filling. I'm pretty convinced reduced fat oreos are just half stuffed oreos, so I like them better.

[–]catsconcert 0 points1 point ago

Just because you can, does not mean you should.

[–]reynoljg 0 points1 point ago

I wanna eat it and then I think about all the fingers that had to touch it to make it.

[–]mopxhead 0 points1 point ago

you're probably all fat now

[–]GrandGB -1 points0 points ago

Do, do you eat it?

[–]Roaning -1 points0 points ago

There is no way you are going to munch into that white pole of sugary goodness.

[–]rabbitrun -1 points0 points ago

There's a "your mom" joke here, but it's not very good.

[–]kpin -1 points0 points ago

you god damn mother fucking stupid piece of shit.

[–]BrohemianRhapsody -2 points-1 points ago

All I can think of is someone using their sweaty germy hands to shape that into a perfect column...

[–]its_kevin -1 points0 points ago

My. Hero.

[–]coconut292 -1 points0 points ago

Take my money

[–]crushinator666 -1 points0 points ago

I tried that with 30 cookies. Lets just say I almost puked, and it was delicious.

[–]maddogmayfield -1 points0 points ago

I want to know how to do this shit..

[–]JonoLith -1 points0 points ago

This is taking the word "Success" to an Orwellian dimension.

[–]kaede1s 0 points1 point ago

You're an Orwellian dimension.

[–]JonoLith -1 points0 points ago

That's probably why I think I'm so clever.

[–]Randomone18 -1 points0 points ago

All those wasted cookies...

YOU MONSTER

[–]Colorfag -1 points0 points ago

Ive done that once. Trust me, you dont want to do it.
The stomachache afterwards... urgh....

[–]gbrownh1 -1 points0 points ago

DIABEETUZ!

[–]Got2loverage101 -1 points0 points ago

Heck yeah!!!

[–]Herp27 -1 points0 points ago

Now eat it.

[–]pdaniels15 -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me when Fry is eating all the individually wrapped oreos with the machine that presses them together. You should probably just throw all those cookies away.

[–]unhipsterian -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprise this image is still going around.

[–]chipcbm -1 points0 points ago

Cookies!!!! no filling

[–]Hudson545 -1 points0 points ago

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF GOD... YOU SIR, ARE FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]Zondraxor -2 points-1 points ago

You are a sad, strange little man. ...I pity you.

[–]Punkwasher -2 points-1 points ago

I guess it had to be done.

[–]benziz -2 points-1 points ago

When I saw this it had 420 karma. Little lol for myself.

[–]Nick29 -2 points-1 points ago

Not double stuffed. . . downvote. (JK)

[–]DownvoteAllTheWorld -2 points-1 points ago

My god that looks revolting

[–]Hazy_V -2 points-1 points ago

Take a massive bite out of the side and send it to a museum. That thing is beautiful.

[–]justfordafunkofit -5 points-4 points ago

groce

[–]MrMackay 0 points1 point ago

Please tell me that was on purpose.

[–]justfordafunkofit 0 points1 point ago

of course