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[–]IEntendu 77 points78 points ago

I hope she feels stupid.

[–]L3ggomeggo 81 points82 points ago*

She doesn't, she feels pretty. No one will ever correct her shit, because they want to fuck her.

Bill Burr knows too much.

[–]IEntendu 13 points14 points ago

Alright , some one find her tumblr and i'll correct her myself.

[–]L3ggomeggo 7 points8 points ago

I'll go with you! Isn't this Formespring or something?

edit: http://www.formspring.me/Hollyx3

I'm sad.

[–]L3ggomeggo 2 points3 points ago

Last post made 7 months ago. Both accounts are dead :(.

[–]IsABot 6 points7 points ago

[–]Ripuhh 6 points7 points ago

people that like me: 0

people that like my best friend: 832567653463876247564315

she has a best friend

*people that like me: 1

[–]Katuriankaturian 7 points8 points ago

did you notice that all of her tumblr pics are just reposts from reddit?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

So much of reddit all over tumblr. They even get the dregs of 9gag. They think they are amazing on tumblr. "Zomg ppl no about tumblr! It was our hidden paradise aw nu!" stfu tumblr.

[–]Pootytang001 5 points6 points ago

Yea, what kind of an asshole would treat a public site anyone can join for free like a secret club. Narwhalbacon.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I just use mine to post anime crap.

[–]L3ggomeggo -4 points-3 points ago

<(O.O)> I WANT YOU TO SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOU SEE HOW DUMB YOU ARE. Is about the best way I can describe how I'm feeling.

[–]KiiLLBOT 1 point2 points ago

Kinda cute, 16 & Manchester... ahh what the hell, A little stupid can't hurt...

[–]L3ggomeggo 0 points1 point ago

Now this makes me grin a little bit, what to do with this information now...

[–]PottsProngs 0 points1 point ago

half of the posts on here are complaining about thinking she's fat ಠ_ಠ

[–]54MProductions 0 points1 point ago

'Tis the law of tumblr. If you have a vagina, you are fat.

[–]PottsProngs 0 points1 point ago

Did you see the pictures of her though? She's already pretty thin. Looks like she's going for anorexia or something =/. I just find it depressing.

[–]IEntendu 0 points1 point ago

Account has been deleted. That is disappointing.

[–]myd4u 2 points3 points ago*

That is not Louis CK, it's Bill Burr, the other redhead

[–]Knale 1 point2 points ago

Bill Burr FTFY in case people want to look him up. good catch, and another great comedian working today.

[–]L3ggomeggo 1 point2 points ago

Thank you, I only have one of Bill Burr's specials, his most recent one. Really sad that I got that mixed up.

[–]myd4u 0 points1 point ago

No prob ;)

[–]caustic260 0 points1 point ago

doubt that, some retard decided tumblr wasn't enough for them, and tried attention whoring on /b/. when they told the anon to piss off and started insulting the girl in the pics, she magically appears in the thread and starts complaining about their abuse, completely oblivious that her id was the exact same as the anon. needless to say, /b/ did what they seem to do best: they dug up dirt on her and used it to get her kicked out of college. I think they also went after the dad for no reason.

[–]L3ggomeggo 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry are we talking about the same girl here? I dunno that course of events seems unlikely....or maybe I'm just setting up to understand this story the wrong way.

[–]caustic260 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, I don't think she was the same person; this only happened a couple months ago (and is the reason why I've been off 4chan for a while). After her failed attention whoring on /b/, they sent incriminating material to her college, which got her kicked out (I think it was a porno, not sure though). After that, they had a couple threads popping up every few hours trying to figure out how to ruin her life, with the ultimate goal to get her to an hero. The sad part was either the mods were asleep, or they let this shit happen, despite the fact that 4chan has a global rule against that.

And noone give me the "4chan doesn't follow the rules" shit; I came across a permabanned exit node on ToR that got the hammer for that very reason.

TL;DR: the only part of old 4chan that is left is the worst part of it.

[–]rageingnonsense -1 points0 points ago

Yeah that goes away when you get into your late 20's and realize it is much more worthwhile to point out stupidity regardless of hotness.

[–]coxop 3 points4 points ago

She feels insecure

[–]SupaLove 44 points45 points ago

She just wanted to make the other girls jealous by making it look like she was getting attention.

[–]SupaLove 53 points54 points ago

Great comment bro !

[–]SupaLove 37 points38 points ago

Thanks lol See everyone? I'm 'Great'.=')

[–]RobertJBadGuy 4 points5 points ago

omg your [sic] so pretty.

[–]Lindzee09 6 points7 points ago

awkward.

[–]MsAnthr0py 11 points12 points ago

She disabled her account lol

[–]RobertJBadGuy 4 points5 points ago

Looks like she's talking to herself again.

[–]Izzetmaster 2 points3 points ago

Oh that's so awkward...

[–]Scr0berts 5 points6 points ago

The girlfriend of Raj...

[–]bethyparker 13 points14 points ago

[–]Jnw563 1 point2 points ago

Actually there's plenty of guys out there that'd overlook this for some pussy.

[–]PedoTran 9 points10 points ago

you're*

[–]mysn07 1 point2 points ago

Is this Patrick Garrett?

[–]ThePhenix 0 points1 point ago

HAHA from my hometown. As we would say: "SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG"

[–]thumpersoldiersgirl -1 points0 points ago

This is a glitch on tumblr. It does this with anonymous messages sometimes.

[–]allmen -2 points-1 points ago

Σας ένα αναίσθητο τράνταγμα. γραμματική Ναζί!

[–]bnelson1 2 points3 points ago

"We are an insensitive jerk. Grammar Nazis!" From greek to english. Courtesy of Google Translate. Either Google failed at translating or you yourself failed at grammar. Anyway about it, 'tis a vodka night so I felt the need to chime in.

[–]allmen 0 points1 point ago

Should I have added the /s for sarcasm for you? ROFL, also that is how it came out in Greek with proper grammar, next time I'll try Yiddish. .....0.o

[–]bnelson1 0 points1 point ago

Well, adding the s means other changes. We are insensitive jerks. I am an insensitive jerk.

[–]bnelson1 0 points1 point ago

Ok, ok. I see what you mean by /s. Took a moment to sink through the smoggy recesses of my soggy brain.

[–]allmen 0 points1 point ago

:)