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[–]sheeeeeeet 90 points91 points ago

[–]Yoyo8 39 points40 points ago

Why are they all naked? I feel sorry for the one in the middle for whatever is going to happen....

[–]nicesalamander 40 points41 points ago

he will soon know that feel.

[–]Sergnb 2 points3 points ago

[–]cattac 3 points4 points ago

They're going to turn that frown upside down.

[–]sdrawkcabsihtetorW 2 points3 points ago

If they are all naked, why are they all missing nipples?

[–]ExplainsYourJoke 4 points5 points ago

Rape. Rape is going to happen.

[–]evereal 5 points6 points ago

That was creepier than expected.

[–]lookingforasinger 2 points3 points ago

serious question: what are these and what emotions are their faces supposed to represent?

[–]people_are_animals 4 points5 points ago

Basically it's just like someone else having gone through that you've gone through. So lets say that you got dumped on your birthday (I hope you didn't and never will) and someone else sees what you wrote and has had the same thing happen to them, they'll put that picture up basically saying, "I've been there buddy, it's alright." Take care!

[–]Naldaen 1 point2 points ago

You could have just said empathy.

[–]people_are_animals 1 point2 points ago

I could've, but english might not be his first language, he might not know what empathy means. I didn't mind spending the extra couple of seconds typing out the meaning. Plus human contact is so fun, i take advantage of it, see? I'm doing it right now. What's your favourite color? Dog or cat? Fav icecream? Who do you look up to? Have a goodnight buddy.

[–]Mashu009 3 points4 points ago

it hurts so much..

[–]Warlaw 0 points1 point ago

[–]LeFrosty 0 points1 point ago

Ha !! Jokes on you, I can't watch that video where I live ...

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[–]errorme 18 points19 points ago

Well if you want them, sure.

[–]mortalum 0 points1 point ago

10b-5. Just because you have Security doesn't mean your statement isn't fraudulent.

[–]unicorntitties246 0 points1 point ago

WELL AREN'T YOU JUST SOOOOOOO FUCKING SPECIAL

[–]GeneralWarts 183 points184 points ago*

Not sure if this post is headed to frontpage.. but this is probably the best opportunity for me to stay relevant.

I'd like to present a gift to reddit. We see a lot of common reaction gifs and it would seem a lot of people have personal collections they use to stockpile these. I didn't think that was fair so I created a public imgur account that I hope will be a reaction gif hub for the community.

http://reactiongifsarchive.imgur.com/

It's still a work in progress, but I've added enough by now that I think it's ok to share. If you have any you want added reply to this comment or PM me. I can tell you right now I am lacking in the Popcorn and Crowd Reactions categories. (Specifically the one where the deer is eating popcorn with the added animation of his hoof)

edit: lol, imgur crashed around the same time I made this comment. Hopefully it's back up shortly.

Edit2: Imgur is back up. If this get's a positive response I will buy a pro account for it.

[–]Freesoundjo[S] 41 points42 points ago

[–]GeneralWarts 33 points34 points ago*

[–]pileosnafu 1 point2 points ago

is that why it wasn't working before. http://imgur.com/a/AXues#24

[–]buzzstrong 0 points1 point ago

comment to save, this is frickin good XD

[–]deanbmmv 5 points6 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/IvGlt.gif - You may as well have the counterpart crying gif. (though hoorah on having the edited one without the nosedrip)

And here's a collection someone linked ages ago.

[–]scottmale24 1 point2 points ago

Awww, sad dalek.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

Lol, loved your gif and added it. (I really need to start watching that show.)

I knew the anti-nosedrip would be a requirement!

I'll look through the collection and add ones that seem popular.

[–]Aiskhulos 4 points5 points ago

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

Aww. I think you picked probably the only gif I had that gave me a warm fuzzy and made me smile.

[–]Aiskhulos 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it's my favorite.

[–]Aiskhulos 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it's my favorite.

[–]cleon_salmon 13 points14 points ago

also, naturally, reddit has its own reaction gif archive...

[–]GeneralWarts 21 points22 points ago

I'm not sure if you've ever tried searching for a specific gif in that subreddit. It's not like you can go in there and type "sad guy in rain" in the search bar.

And that subreddit is cluttered with subpar reaction gifs. I only choose to add the ones that I find often throughout reddit.

[–]zHellas 12 points13 points ago

It's not like you can go in there and type "sad Time Lord in rain" in the search bar.

FTFY

[–]Durzo_Blint 2 points3 points ago

Can you add a "LOL DIDN'T READ" section?

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

I can if someone wants to get me a couple links to start me off. In my gif collecting journeys I only found a couple and I hadn't planned on saving them.

[–]GeneralWarts 4 points5 points ago

"Didn't read lol" is open for business.

[–]Visulth 2 points3 points ago

This is my favorite "Didn't Read lol"

There should be another floating around the net with George Bush. Don't have it though.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is really the only one that matters.

[–]CaptainCaptioni 4 points5 points ago

"Didn't Read" Gifs are actually the only ones I ever save. Mythbusters

Chicken Guy

I Don't even know

Darth Vader

George Bush

I think two of those were posted, but those are the best ones I have seen, and saved.

[–]almosteeen58 2 points3 points ago

You forgot the backwards "that's a penis".

[–]MattHawkeye 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for using the better version of the David Tennant crying gif (the one without the nose drip)

[–]archangel913 2 points3 points ago

You used the one without the nose drip. I love you.

[–]chardd 2 points3 points ago

Don't forget this collection of 613 Gifs.

[–]pileosnafu 1 point2 points ago

[–]Engineer3227 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to save this thread so that I ultimately have a reference to ALL the gifs.

[–]timesnewboston 2 points3 points ago

Someone add this. So many day to day uses.

[–]GeneralWarts 0 points1 point ago

Added it to Sad/Upset/Angry.

[–]pileosnafu 0 points1 point ago

I suck at lip reading. What's Dwight saying?

[–]timesnewboston 2 points3 points ago

"that's a bitch-ass move"

[–]fighter4u 2 points3 points ago

So were taking back the gifs from the 1%?

Commie!

[–]froume 2 points3 points ago

Great Scott! Thank you for this wonderful gift. I usually browsed /r/reactiongifs but without a proper title, it's almost impossible to find an appropriate gif for your purpose.

[–]lol_panda 1 point2 points ago

I love this!

[–]StuckOnTheFarm 9 points10 points ago

[–]LtStiles 16 points17 points ago

[–]UnfortunateCakeDay 7 points8 points ago

My eyes just told my liver to hurt.

[–]lightball2000 0 points1 point ago

At least it looks like less than all of it made it that far.

[–]druturn 4 points5 points ago

This kills the human.

[–]i_practice_santeria 2 points3 points ago

All the crazy shit I see on the internet, and this is what makes me feel sick.

[–]unicorntitties246 0 points1 point ago

great minds think alike

[–]theRen5000 -1 points0 points ago

Ditto....... :(

[–]significantshrinkage -1 points0 points ago

That first time I got really drunk and puked–it's coming back to me. Oh god, the smell.

[–]Incongruity7 -1 points0 points ago

What they don't show, is the puking.

[–]TwilightCurve 7 points8 points ago

[–]MrLudo 0 points1 point ago

I did Freesoundjo's this morning and later will be doing yours.

[–]GiovanniTunk 7 points8 points ago

I know that feel bro...

[–]Cozy_Conditioning 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, in addition to studying hard for the final, you need to go to class, do your homework, and read your book throughout the entire semester. Trust me on this.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I only pick one of those things, and have a 3.6. Don't listen to OP.

[–]Cozy_Conditioning 0 points1 point ago

Quite doable if you study something easy. You won't be able to get a job with a joke degree, though.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

My intended career just puts far more emphasis on being able to interact with other people well, as opposed to writing long papers or doing extensive homework. Books and homework don't necessarily do a lot of good. Showing up to class is important though.

[–]Cozy_Conditioning 0 points1 point ago

Well, good luck. A good friend of mine has a business degree and a job at taco bell.

[–]robo23 -1 points0 points ago

MY MAJOR PENIS IS SO MUCH LARGER THAN YOURS, HAHHAHAHAHA.

Grow the fuck up and let people do what the fuck they want to do.

[–]Cozy_Conditioning -1 points0 points ago

I'm not sure why you're thinking about penises. We were talking about study habits (and the fact that easy majors lead to lower pay). If that fact upsets you, I'm sorry but you will have to learn to live with it.

[–]robo23 -1 points0 points ago

I'm in a graduate degree program that often requires me to study 12+ hours a day. It doesn't upset me, and I'm not worried about low pay. Your "holier-than-thou" attitude upsets me.

[–]Cozy_Conditioning -1 points0 points ago

Well, I hope you can calm yourself down. Perhaps you could go back to thinking about penises? Don't let me interfere.

[–]robo23 -1 points0 points ago

Oh, I'm calm. Assholes just need to be let known that they're annoying little fucks sometimes.

[–]isdevilis -1 points0 points ago

thanks for making everyone seem dumb...

[–]r1a 0 points1 point ago

wow this website is slow to load

[–]Athene_Wins 2 points3 points ago

I've seen this gif many times. Anyone know the background or reasoning behind this? Is the dog sad? Does it do this frequently?

[–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

I'm guessing it was trained to do this on command - like "go to bed" or something. My dog goes to her crate when I say that, it probably wouldn't be a whole lot of effort to add the blanket part for some dogs.

[–]Wammis 1 point2 points ago

Well, I would say that I hope you could find a (better) job, so that you wouldn't have to live in a cage... but given that you failed a final... well, good luck to you.

[–]PerfectUgly 1 point2 points ago

Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

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[–]divester 1 point2 points ago

Oh, we get to enjoy this wonderful gif again. There is no succeeding like success. If you can get 1200 upvotes in four hours with a repost, more power to ya, pal.

[–]MutantstyleZ 3 points4 points ago

FINALS ARE HARD LOL

[–]stillalone 2 points3 points ago

These "I'm a university student finishing exams" posts are really getting to me. Is there a reddit/subreddit for the over 30s I can join to replace /r/funny and /r/pics?

[–]Lampmonster1 5 points6 points ago

I'm over 30. My finals are next week.

[–]bawbzilla 0 points1 point ago

You're awesome :)

[–]WezVC 16 points17 points ago

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[–]DubstepGod 0 points1 point ago

thats how I feel after getting fired.

[–]IAmInAFrat 0 points1 point ago

Where are the tears?

[–]gseaver48 0 points1 point ago

Just happened to me an hour ago, perfectly describes my feeling

[–]tedius-maximus 0 points1 point ago

i somehow see my dog doing this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Same with me man. I took a day off yesterday for studying (unpaid leave) and was studying for 3 straight days and night and gave exam in the evening yesterday. Got fucking B- . sad, sad !

[–]oheythatguy 2 points3 points ago

i literally just shouted out "are you fucking kidding me?...i would suck a dick for a b- on my calc final"

[–]gunshine 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. do you know how god damn excited i was for a 73 overall and a 79 ON MY FUCKING CALC FINAL. hell yeah! fuck calc right in the ass

[–]oheythatguy 0 points1 point ago

how did you prepare? mine is on tuesday and im struggling.

[–]ffball 0 points1 point ago

just keep on doing problems, skim over the chapters in case your professor asks a dumb reading related question but otherwise don't look too far into the theory

[–]gunshine 0 points1 point ago

I took it at community college, so they had a study center for the (average) community college retard. I opened the place up and shut it down the day before my test. A few of my classmates filtered in and we worked on sample problems, ect. the hardest part of calc for me was the algebra....

p.s. im not dissing comm. coll. but anyone who has gone to one knows the "standard" cc student is a pile of don't give a fuck mixed with burnout...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Good luck bro, you have the responsibility to take revenge in the exam so rest of failed ones like me be proud of you. Do your best!

[–]oheythatguy 0 points1 point ago

So you are saying i need to skull fuck this final for my fallen brethren?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yup !!! Go get them tiger !!!

[–]oheythatguy 1 point2 points ago

Calc Exam is on Wednesday. Econ Final Today. (i feel a bit like this heading to the exam) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG2onzLFjpI

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Goood luck !

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Man, it was finance paper in MBA, average was B+, so I have every reason to be sad.

[–]VanMayonnaise 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly what my roommate did today after hearing he's out from college.

[–]cunningacire 0 points1 point ago

This is gonna be me in about an hour after my math exam.

[–]mountainousman 0 points1 point ago

This is seriously my favorite .gif. Sorry 'bout the final though, broheim.

[–]BiPolarPeanutButter 0 points1 point ago

That is the cutest thing ever!... upvotes for you

[–]QueenNavy 0 points1 point ago

i know the feel bro.

[–]ericn1300 0 points1 point ago

If that were a cat it would be on the reddit front page, but cats never acknowledge defeat.

[–]tamifromcali 0 points1 point ago

That is awesome. I love your gif

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't sweat it. You seem pretty smart for a dog.

[–]aliengoods1 0 points1 point ago

Remember, if at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

[–]Ripuhh 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, bro. After all, you only are a dog.

[–]Iysif 0 points1 point ago

By "studied hard" do you mean "studied hard for one weekend while dicking around the entire semester?"

[–]Xani 0 points1 point ago

That's me pretty much every day. I have a cold though, so this is more relevant at the moment.

[–]ViagraSailor 0 points1 point ago

Did you not "stay" long enough?

[–]whitelight512 0 points1 point ago

BIOL 202 lieb and slep?

[–]UnknownArchive 0 points1 point ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
On a cold rainy day... 14coms 300pts 14hrs aww
Now that exams are done... 1com 100pts 22dys gifs
When I get made fun of by my family and relatives for being a homosexual atheist. 5coms 10pts 22dys atheism
fuck it, I'm going to bed 8coms 549pts 26dys aww
When my post gets downvoted [sorry] 1com 122pts 1mo funny
smart dog covers himself with blanket 1com 11pts 1mo aww
When I fail a test I studied hard for. 39coms 1175pts 1mo reactiongifs
How I feel after a back to back to back committee meeting, exam and research presentation. [PIC] 6coms 244pts 1mo funny
How I feel when my posts yield no karma...add this one to the pile. 4coms 20pts 2mos gifs
Going to sleep like a boss 4coms 95pts 4mos gif
THIS DOG IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! 3coms 19pts 5mos gifs
How I feel after being called ugly or insulted for the hundredth time via other subreddits.....TwoXC is my sanctuary! 165coms 630pts 6mos TwoXChromosomes
GOODNIGHT! 5coms 54pts 8mos aww
I'm off to bed. 3coms 20pts 9mos funny
Like a boss. 130coms 469pts 9mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]oliveangel01 0 points1 point ago

awwww

[–]1_0 0 points1 point ago

This is the first time I've wanted to see a gif run backward.

[–]Maristic 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I've wanted to see a gif run backward.

Your wish, granted... http://i.imgur.com/Zv5fs.gif

[–]1_0 0 points1 point ago

Ah, amazing! Thank you for being a redditor.

[–]kareemabduljabbq 0 points1 point ago

If I failed an exam it was an automatic fat sandwich followed by a nap. it was the only way to make myself feel better.

[–]StungunHeadButt 0 points1 point ago

This gif is fantastic!

Saving it for 'that feel we all share.'

[–]wilse -2 points-1 points ago

I have never understood how it is possible to fail a final you studied hard for. How is this possible? And by "study hard," I guess I am referring to: go to class every day, pay attention in lecture, read the material, do the homework. This doesn't even really sound like studying hard, but still. I just don't get it.

[–]ffball 14 points15 points ago

I hate to be that person, but I'm guessing you weren't a STEM major?

[–]wilse -1 points0 points ago

You'd be incorrect. I guess what I am trying to say is that I just don't buy an absolute failing on a test if there really was "hard study" involved. I really can't see how that is possible.

[–]Benaker 3 points4 points ago

I wrote a final last semester that had a class average of 52%. That's how you fail a final

[–]bawbzilla 0 points1 point ago

There are plenty of possibilities:

  1. Poor study skills
  2. Using the midterms to guess what kind of material will be on the final, and guessing wrong.
  3. Mistakenly not studying things like extra readings or handouts that slipped your mind.
  4. Studying so hard you become very anxious about the exam and write it poorly. Anxiety about exams is a big deal.
  5. Poor writing skills (knowing material but poorly answering short answer)
  6. Badly written questions
  7. Bad test taking skills
  8. Learning disorders
  9. Sincerely just not understanding the information
  10. Shitty note taking = bad information used for studying.

Just because someone studies hard, doesn't mean they study effectively, or that there aren't other things getting in the way of them writing a final really well. I know plenty of people who can float through school hardly having to worry, and plenty who need to bust their ass just to get a little bit of retention of the information. It happens :)

[–]coop_stain 1 point2 points ago

In some sense, I agree, "studying" is what you do all semester. Not the day before a final. At the same time though, I have had a couple dick head profs that decide to write finals/assign things that have nothing to do with, or are way harder than anything you were instructed to learn. For instance, last semester I had a research project. Highest grade in the class was a 55%, no curve.

[–]drinknderive 0 points1 point ago

We are all very happy you've never had to deal with that.

[–]Depressed_Downvoter 0 points1 point ago

I'm doing this tomorrow. Good for you, sir.

[–]MightyAreTheMen -3 points-2 points ago

How do you fail a final you studied hard for?

[–]HighAccountant 5 points6 points ago

I know when I was taking Masters level accounting classes while still an undergrad, the professor would make the tests extremely hard (even for the ones in the MBA program) just to test if students can think outside the box or atleast apply knowledge they picked up from experience.

[–]jimmy_kane 2 points3 points ago

If you're taking a course that doesn't just get you to regurgitate stuff you've memorised.

[–]robo23 -1 points0 points ago

Should have studied harder.

[–]eroggen -3 points-2 points ago

Studied hard eh? I think that's probably bullshit. If you legitimately feel like you gave this class your best effort, did all the reading, went to every class, and spent a lot of time studying for this exam and still managed to FAIL, then you are too stupid to be in college. I'm serious, this means you can't hack it, you should save your money and drop out now. I think what you mean is "I didn't do any work all semester and spent two hours cramming the night before and I failed!" I'm right aren't I?

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[–]D14BL0 0 points1 point ago

I see this posted with practically the same title just about every week.