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Only on the El... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]webby_mc_webberson 1422 points1423 points ago

That window appears to have a crack in it.

[–]trevdak2 298 points299 points ago

It's called the brown line for a reason.

[–]Dickfore 78 points79 points ago

Sex move: The Fullerton

You transfer from the red line to the brown line

[–]woah_man 113 points114 points ago

It's called the belmont transfer.

[–]d3r3k1449 6 points7 points ago

TIL. And never wanted to know.

[–]ThatIsMyHat 4 points5 points ago

I don't think I want to ride the El ever again.

[–]D4rk-Sid3 6 points7 points ago

Don't worry. It looks like that girl was ass-king for it.

[–]starfox0_0 12 points13 points ago

Oh you silly north siders

[–]timmsthethird 1 point2 points ago

HAHA! I will use this now.

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    [–]Barrylicious 1 point2 points ago

    The poop to the loop!

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      [–]Bookah 244 points245 points ago

      slow clap.

      [–]ThatsLogical 63 points64 points ago

      slow fap.

      [–][deleted] ago

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      [–]baonnnnnnnnn 36 points37 points ago

      slow slap.

      [–]EwokShepherd 112 points113 points ago

      whoa, chap

      [–]IMasturbateToMyself 201 points202 points ago

      Worst pun thread I have ever seen.

      [–]DarkSideOfTheMind 140 points141 points ago

      They aren't even puns.

      [–]gigashadowwolf 59 points60 points ago

      If they are non-puns does that make them nuns?

      HA you thought there couldn't be a worse joke than these, but I proved you wrong!

      [–]Banditosaur 13 points14 points ago

      I made a crack about a dog with a broken leg the other day. It was a faux-paw

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        [–]Iggyhopper 1 point2 points ago

        SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE!!

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                      [–]Mr-Xela-48 68 points69 points ago

                      The bottom line is, she is not enjoying this experience.

                      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

                      haha bottom line i see what you did there

                      [–]HeBoughtALot 1 point2 points ago

                      Obviously, not everyone is as good as she at turning the other cheek.

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                        [–]tineas 22 points23 points ago

                        She's just taking the redeye.

                        [–]SeedofHate 7 points8 points ago

                        No stinkeye

                        [–]carterknudsen 1 point2 points ago

                        The pinkeye?

                        [–]Scottamus 6 points7 points ago

                        The browneye.

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                          [–]Doopz479 31 points32 points ago

                          I actually tried to look for the crack in the window, then I realised.

                          [–]Roaning 81 points82 points ago

                          You're a special kind of special.

                          [–]Doopz479 24 points25 points ago

                          Yay, special!

                          [–]Thirdyearfreshmen 1 point2 points ago

                          Aubrey Plaza looks most displeased.

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                            [–]Vitalstatistix 444 points445 points ago

                            I saw a woman take a diarrhea shit on the Paris metro and then wipe her ass with a plastic bag. I'd say the El is doing alright.

                            [–]jmpalmer7 211 points212 points ago

                            I go to Paris in two weeks. Thank you for making me very afraid to take the train.

                            [–]IDriveAVan 249 points250 points ago

                            It's okay, sounds like she's empty.

                            [–]Javlin 28 points29 points ago

                            Just in case maybe you should offer him a ride.

                            [–]DungeonMasta 12 points13 points ago

                            The Dark Mage IDriveAVAN offers the Priestess jmpalmer7 a ride in his van, as the Priestess enters the vehicle she notices the claw marks on the inside and a collection of human fast food cup artifacts scattered on the back seat. What do you do?

                            [–]BeJeezus 36 points37 points ago

                            Um.... I put on my robe and wizard hat?

                            [–]DungeonMasta 1 point2 points ago

                            Nargagaga the Nargeiful, rolls out from beneath his tomb of paper cups. "WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?"

                            [–]Javlin 7 points8 points ago

                            Look up. (Nothing found)

                            Show tits (action unknown)

                            I always sucked at word mystery games. sigh

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                                [–]Vitalstatistix 23 points24 points ago*

                                Hah, in 6 months of living there this was the only bad experience I had on the metro. Granted, it's about as bad of an experience as one can have, but on the whole the metro was fine.

                                [–]trakam 37 points38 points ago

                                You think YOU had a bad experience, just imagine how that poor lady felt.

                                [–]Vitalstatistix 60 points61 points ago

                                Unfortunately I didn't have to imagine; I could see it all pretty plainly.

                                [–]putin_my_ass 8 points9 points ago

                                Compared to the subway here in Toronto, the Paris metro is a dream.

                                [–]PandaIRL 13 points14 points ago

                                As a drunk 18 yr old Irish guy i nearly got the shit kicked out of me on the subway in Toronto for telling some testosterone filled 20 something yr old to stop shouting at his crying girlfriend (found that out later). She looked back and i knew by the look she gave it was the wrong thing to do and quickly apologized as he advanced towards me. In the end I was happy to take the verbal abuse till the next stop where i quickly abandoned ship with my buddy, hopefully he calmed down after that.

                                [–]BeJeezus 13 points14 points ago

                                If you're going to do this, you need to go all the way.

                                Otherwise all you did was increase the intensity of the beating the girl got later.

                                [–]dr3 7 points8 points ago

                                They're going to kill that poor woman, man!

                                [–]PandaIRL 4 points5 points ago

                                I don't think that was the case in this instance. He shouted at me at first but gradually instead of giving me abuse he began loudly explaining why he was mad and upset. It didn't make much sense to me but at least he was thinking over the issue and not just getting more and more riled up and abusive by her not saying anything. When i got off with my buddy we saw him take a seat behind her. that was the first time he sat down and i hope it meant he wanted to talk and not just shout.

                                [–]putin_my_ass 3 points4 points ago

                                Yeah, this is why the general culture in Toronto is to ignore shit like this. It's really sad, and I come from a small town so this kind of thing was hard for me to understand, but after a certain point when you see shit like this enough you tend to not get involved.

                                That being said, I have myself on a few occasions done what you did. The difference for me was that I was with 2 or 3 strapping buddies when I did it. I love this city but this part of our culture just saddens me.

                                I'm sorry you had this experience in my city.

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                                  [–]verik 11 points12 points ago

                                  this also happened on the paris metro... think of the paris metro a bit like a box of chocolates.

                                  [–]thatguyjustin 1 point2 points ago

                                  Awesome

                                  [–]EvilShannanigans 1 point2 points ago

                                  That was wonderful! Thanks for sharing.

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                                    [–]OpenShut 5 points6 points ago

                                    I go to Paris a lot on business and I am moving there in June, the metro is pretty bad but not as bad as the New York subway in my opinion.

                                    [–]iseethestrals 13 points14 points ago

                                    New Yorker here, and I can say that there isn't a transit system on the face of Earth more blanketed in mold and populated by the homeless than the New York City Subway.

                                    [–]SlutBuster 3 points4 points ago

                                    I've never felt uncomfortable being unarmed in a Manhattan subway station. Can't say the same about the Oakland BART station.

                                    But in fairness, NYC's mass transit is filthier.

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                                        [–]assphynkter 1 point2 points ago

                                        Weird shit happens everywhere. From my experience the Paris metro was great. Given I wasn't there for that long but I used it frequently while there and had no issues.

                                        [–]kerosene30 1 point2 points ago

                                        coming home around 3am from work on the EL, homeless man clearly masturbating and not giving a single fuck.

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                                          [–]flyingnomad 29 points30 points ago

                                          Ahh! The old "merde au sac plastique," eh? Usually saved to throw at les putains foreigners en gare du Nord.

                                          [–]NittLion78 8 points9 points ago

                                          I watched a woman, at the top of her lungs, curse out Metro employees in their little glass booth about some sort of farecard dispute at a stop on the Champs Elysses.

                                          They simply turned the computer screen around to show her why she was wrong and then ignored her as she yelled.

                                          [–]Igosuki 27 points28 points ago

                                          In all of my years of living in Paris (27) I have never seen such extreme behavior. I have seen a guy drenched in shit though.

                                          [–]DrunkmanDoodoo 37 points38 points ago

                                          Your comment contradicts itself in a humorous way. +1 for you Igosuki.

                                          [–]Igosuki 1 point2 points ago

                                          I meant I only saw that once in a 27 year lifespan in this city :) Should've reread myself.

                                          [–]bill_coates_mbe 15 points16 points ago

                                          Come to Paris they said. Be amazed by our temporary tower they said.

                                          [–]Vitalstatistix 1 point2 points ago

                                          Yeah I was pretty shocked to say the least. I'm pretty sure it was on the RER B near Luxembourg Gardens? It was late at night though and everyone was drunk, including (I'm assuming) this homeless woman.

                                          [–]deeringc 1 point2 points ago

                                          Maybe it was Vitalstatistix that you saw... you know, shortly after his experience!

                                          [–]Armpit-Vagina 17 points18 points ago

                                          No wonder so many Japanese are stricken with Paris Syndrome.

                                          [–]Switche 25 points26 points ago

                                          Is it me or is that article really poorly written? I've never heard of this before, and before they describe what it actually is, they describe how and why Japanese people are most affected by it.

                                          Even the eventual "General Characteristics" are very vague and abstract--well, "general." It practically reads like a prescription medicine ad, meant to cover pretty much all negative ailments. Hallucinations? Really?

                                          "Culture shock" seems to represent this just as well, without distinguishing a particular place or people. Some specific examples might have improved the article.

                                          [–]foragerr 5 points6 points ago

                                          Second this. When I'm reading most well written wikipedia articles, I know by the end of the second paragraph what I'm reading about, and if I want to learn more or not.

                                          This article didn't tell me what it was about till the end of the entire first section. Wish I could edit it, if I only knew what Paris Syndrome is!

                                          [–]drakfyre 2 points3 points ago

                                          Equally unimpressed with the articles on Jerusalem Syndrome and Stendhal Syndrome. Even the linked articles sound very anecdotal at best.

                                          [–]DrunkmanDoodoo 13 points14 points ago

                                          I heard Paris was a shit show but this just seals the deal. Motherfuckers are sending people home with syndromes.

                                          Also. French steel is inferior to all other steel.

                                          [–]budtske 5 points6 points ago

                                          Huh?

                                          [–]DrunkmanDoodoo 14 points15 points ago

                                          I am just discriminating against an entire country. Nothing to see here.

                                          [–]budtske 5 points6 points ago

                                          I was referring to the steel, seemed oddly specific.

                                          [–]DrunkmanDoodoo 5 points6 points ago

                                          After watching Extreme Engineering on Netflix they never had anything positive to say about French steel.

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                                              [–]VisitChechnya 77 points78 points ago

                                              I once was in the same predicament on the EL, except it was a homeless guy and it was his penis. I said "Hey, dude, your dick is in my face" He looked surprised and got off on the next stop, looking embarrassed

                                              [–]FuckingDIY 23 points24 points ago

                                              Thank god for shame and embarrassment. Shit gets really awkward when someone doesn't have it.

                                              [–]munge_me_not 79 points80 points ago

                                              In my town, that is what is known as "pressed ham". Usually it's done up against a glass window to make the ham appear more pressed, but this definitely qualifies as pressed ham.

                                              [–]boxworth83[S] 51 points52 points ago

                                              Apparently people here call in the Fart Window.

                                              [–]SignHere____________ 1 point2 points ago

                                              I call it Pleasure Island.

                                              [–]munge_me_not 1 point2 points ago

                                              You are the wind beneath my window.

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                                                [–]thekidd142 10 points11 points ago

                                                Yes, and you call them pressed hams despite the fact that they are obviously exposed

                                                [–]etranger508 1 point2 points ago

                                                It's a regional dialect.

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                                                    [–]howdareyou 100 points101 points ago

                                                    For those of us who don't live where you live, what is the El?

                                                    [–]bobby7897 119 points120 points ago

                                                    the "L" is the train system in Chicago

                                                    [–]I_I_II_III_IIIII 48 points49 points ago

                                                    That's right, and it is officially the "L" when typed out, even though "El" makes more sense.

                                                    [–]MrCrunchwrap 64 points65 points ago

                                                    Wha? It's short for Elevated train, why would it be "L?"

                                                    [–]epicpitofail 22 points23 points ago

                                                    The original L just went around the Loop. It had an "L" on the front of it, for Loop. I know this because I had to prove it to someone in the 90's.

                                                    [–]benisnotapalindrome 1 point2 points ago

                                                    My God, how!

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                                                      [–]Zorcmsr5 83 points84 points ago

                                                      because chicago!

                                                      [–]SGT3386 8 points9 points ago

                                                      We have an EL in Philly. Its just an above ground subway, most of the time on a raised platform.

                                                      [–]Eesa 1 point2 points ago

                                                      I saw this post and immediately thought it would be Philly...

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                                                          [–]WeShouldHaveKnown 32 points33 points ago

                                                          Upvote for you from a fellow Chicagoan.

                                                          [–]SignHere____________ 1 point2 points ago

                                                          bro, you got your romans incorrectly. it's I_II_III_8==>

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                                                            [–]rpater 18 points19 points ago

                                                            Part of the subway system in Philadelphia is an elevated train as well - part of the Market-Frankford Blue line - and it is also called 'the el'.

                                                            There is even a bar under it called 'El Bar' which is one of the most hipster bars in the city.

                                                            [–]suburban_smartass 1 point2 points ago

                                                            I go to the El Bar all the time. I hate hipsters, but they are surprisingly fun to drink with...which leads me to think maybe I should stop hating hipsters.

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                                                              [–]Pandajuice22 1 point2 points ago

                                                              Man, I was thinking El Paso this whole time.

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                                                                  [–]Captain_Tea 184 points185 points ago

                                                                  Well she looks less than impressed.

                                                                  [–]freeaccount 219 points220 points ago

                                                                  I have no idea how she's maintaining her composure, the temptation to stick a pencil in there would just be too much for me.

                                                                  [–]TheSplines 130 points131 points ago

                                                                  I did that once at a bar. I got punched in the face.

                                                                  Totally worth it.

                                                                  [–]Immynimmy 53 points54 points ago

                                                                  Question: Are you male or female?

                                                                  Bonus Question: Were they male or female?

                                                                  [–]rodStewart 108 points109 points ago

                                                                  I put 10$ on male male.

                                                                  [–]mynameisNEO 68 points69 points ago

                                                                  Of course you would, Rod Stewart.

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                                                                    [–]TheSplines 14 points15 points ago

                                                                    I'm a male, and they were male.

                                                                    Probably not the best thing to do at a country bar. ;)

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                                                                      [–]skrimyr 33 points34 points ago

                                                                      Dental Plan
                                                                      Lisa Needs Braces
                                                                      Dental Plan
                                                                      Lisa Needs Braces
                                                                      Dental Plan
                                                                      ...

                                                                      [–]flyprdu 7 points8 points ago

                                                                      Bullseye!!

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                                                                          [–]itsjustallgone 28 points29 points ago

                                                                          She seems torn between grossed out and not giving a fuck.

                                                                          [–]trakam 20 points21 points ago

                                                                          Not giving a gross?

                                                                          [–]HunterIrked 46 points47 points ago

                                                                          Fucked out.

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                                                                            [–]wevcss 25 points26 points ago

                                                                            She had to sit there and think about what she is doing with her life.

                                                                            [–]ImDoingltWrong 13 points14 points ago

                                                                            Whatever. Going out dressed like that, she's pretty much begging for some ass crack.

                                                                            [–]jaggazz 4 points5 points ago

                                                                            She looks a little like Alice Smith!

                                                                            [–]Cheeknuts 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            Yes, she has to suffer the double indignity of having someone's ass right next to her face, and someone else taking a picture of it.

                                                                            [–]Bender_B 1 point2 points ago

                                                                            She is not amused!

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                                                                              [–]habitualLineStepper 48 points49 points ago

                                                                              Yeah, I'd rather stand up than take that place.

                                                                              [–]the_aptly_named 16 points17 points ago

                                                                              She looks like she doesn't even care.

                                                                              [–]meatblock 29 points30 points ago

                                                                              Oh no, she cares. That's the look of reluctant resignation. She's on a beach a million miles away though.

                                                                              [–]habitualLineStepper 6 points7 points ago

                                                                              Yet that beach smells like ass.

                                                                              [–]skarface6 1 point2 points ago

                                                                              Some beach, somewhere...

                                                                              [–]tomdarch 2 points3 points ago

                                                                              On your way home from work, tired, this is the second train to come along, because the first one was so packed you couldn't get on, but hey you got a seat so you can flop your tired ass down, so, yeah, plumber's crack next to your face? meh. whatever.

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                                                                                [–]anexanhume 128 points129 points ago

                                                                                Father, I'd like to make a confession. I'm an ass.

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                                                                                [–]sicsemperTrex 19 points20 points ago

                                                                                When did my uncle get a reddit account?

                                                                                [–]nevek 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                When it became free.

                                                                                [–]ImDoingltWrong 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                Shouldn't have taught him how to use the compooter.

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                                                                                  [–]DilddoBaggins 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                  She's re-thinking it all. Every decision.

                                                                                  [–]joelseph 42 points43 points ago

                                                                                  5 bucks says RED LINE.

                                                                                  [–]Rjschmitt0 56 points57 points ago

                                                                                  probably the brown line

                                                                                  [–]mst3kcrow 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                  The Belmont transfer?

                                                                                  [–]blackasssnake 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                  she could play angry turds to take her mind off things

                                                                                  [–]Cyadd 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Looks more like the green line in actuality.

                                                                                  [–]Rjschmitt0 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                  Imgur

                                                                                  [–]BarkTwiceIfMilwaukee 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                  Red line train on its way to a Cubs game.

                                                                                  [–]skidamarink 7 points8 points ago

                                                                                  We all know its the train leaving Cubs games that result in shit-shows.

                                                                                  [–]i_heart_pigeons 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                  Man I never see anything awesome on the red line. Though my friend who uses the blue line always has the best stories.

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                                                                                    [–]GorillaEstefan 26 points27 points ago

                                                                                    I think he gave her Pink Eye...

                                                                                    [–]rdsmallwood928 8 points9 points ago

                                                                                    (C)rack (T)ransit (A)uthority

                                                                                    [–]Nazfera2 50 points51 points ago

                                                                                    Shes cute. Too bad she has an ass on her face.

                                                                                    [–]webby_mc_webberson 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                    She could probably do with one of these: http://i.imgur.com/MSLaK.jpg

                                                                                    [–]blackasssnake 20 points21 points ago

                                                                                    "The uses of this sponge become apparent immediately upon looking at it, no explanation required. One side is for your ass, the other is for your face.

                                                                                    Use it accordingly."

                                                                                    thank you most helpful amazon review (:

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                                                                                      [–]AmberHeartsDisney 25 points26 points ago*

                                                                                      She should have put a coin in that slot.

                                                                                      [–]Mechanical_Monk 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                      Or blown on it very gently...

                                                                                      [–]THE_WORD_IS_HAVE 51 points52 points ago

                                                                                      She should of put a coin in that slot.

                                                                                      [–]AmberHeartsDisney 35 points36 points ago

                                                                                      Should have?

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                                                                                      [–]AmberHeartsDisney 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                      I fixed it.

                                                                                      [–]keytud 12 points13 points ago

                                                                                      And for future reference, it's also could have and would have.

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                                                                                          [–]generouscumshaw 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                          Shoulda.

                                                                                          [–]beer_madness 6 points7 points ago

                                                                                          I have a feeling you'll have a long career ahead of you.

                                                                                          [–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                          I of a feeling you'll of a long career ahead have you.

                                                                                          Wait what?

                                                                                          [–]ObviouslyIntoxicated 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                          I've a feeling you'll've a long career ahead've you

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                                                                                                [–]TheSemiTallest 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                I hope she put something in there before she got off.

                                                                                                [–]ImDoingltWrong 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                That's what he said?

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                                                                                                  [–]AskAndrew23 25 points26 points ago

                                                                                                  That looks like April Ludgate from Parks and Rec

                                                                                                  [–]unlimiteddx 11 points12 points ago

                                                                                                  Aubrey Plaza and yes, I thought the same thing.

                                                                                                  [–]Mr_Brightside1111 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                  second

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                                                                                                    [–]Pseudoname87 3 points4 points ago

                                                                                                    This Chicago El?

                                                                                                    [–]BalalaikaBoi 4 points5 points ago

                                                                                                    If he farts, it's all over; that's pure unfiltered, unadulterated fart you'd be ingesting nasally.

                                                                                                    [–]jamdrew15 9 points10 points ago

                                                                                                    Sometimes, I lean against that window and fall asleep...I will refrain from doing this in the future.

                                                                                                    [–]DefloweringPaulErdos 17 points18 points ago

                                                                                                    Oh, the L.

                                                                                                    [–]pretty_innocuous 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    If I were you, after taking that pic I would have immediately shown it to the guy and said: "Hey, DUDE, look at this great pic I just got of you!"

                                                                                                    Then if he didn't look sufficiently embarrassed/pull his pants up, I'd start showing others on the train. Then take a picture of his face to post along his ass on the internet.

                                                                                                    As you may be able to tell, I'm a big fan of public shaming.

                                                                                                    [–]INEEDMILK 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    I saw a woman, covered in open sores walking on the subway holding a sign saying "I have AIDS, anything helps", fall onto a businessmans lap.

                                                                                                    He violently flailed at her, but never connected, and then threw up onto his shoes.

                                                                                                    He got off at the next stop.....

                                                                                                    [–]BobtheGuy 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    she totally notices but is doing everything in her power to pretend like she doesn't. You can tell the way one side of her mouth is frowning

                                                                                                    [–]bw1870 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    I certainly hope you/somebody asked this dude pull up his pants.

                                                                                                    [–]Dailylife 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    She may be assuming that he's going to get off at Addison, and she just has to hold on until then. I've played that game before for a seat during rush hour.

                                                                                                    [–]ryedha 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    Let me guess, red line?

                                                                                                    [–]JohnnyGilbert 2 points3 points ago

                                                                                                    For some reason I'm more bothered by the belt outside the belt-loops than the exposed ass crack. I suppose these issues could be interrelated, though.

                                                                                                    [–]RothKyle 5 points6 points ago

                                                                                                    I'm browsing while at my High School's library at the moment, and of course THIS is the picture that freezes the computer.

                                                                                                    [–]measuredinyears 10 points11 points ago

                                                                                                    Then who was post?!

                                                                                                    [–]SdotM0USE 22 points23 points ago

                                                                                                    Is that Aubrey Plaza?

                                                                                                    [–]Y0ungM0n3y 29 points30 points ago

                                                                                                    No.

                                                                                                    [–]ReesesForBreakfast 13 points14 points ago

                                                                                                    The resemblance is worth noting.

                                                                                                    [–]Raib314 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                    Scrolled just to find this or a mention of Scott Pilgrim. Uncanny.

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                                                                                                      [–]aspergers-hermit 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I swear taking public transportation is an invitation to get into a fight.

                                                                                                      [–]singularity2030 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I've never seen a fight on public transit. I spent years without a car using it too. I definitely saw some heated exchanges but no fights .

                                                                                                      [–]SeedofHate 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I hope this was on her way home from work and not starting the day off. Its kinda hard to recover from something like this so early in the day..

                                                                                                      [–]FrostByt 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Weather outside today. Shitty.

                                                                                                      [–]saltychica 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      i would have been tempted to insert a quarter.

                                                                                                      [–]Constantroaming 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I suspect a common bic lighter could have cured her problem real fast. It sure does not look like there is any glass between her and the butt.

                                                                                                      [–]wwwertdf 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I would think it would have to smell a little

                                                                                                      [–]brehm90 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      And that's how you get pink eye.

                                                                                                      [–]distresssignals 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      The look on her face is pretty much my standard look everyday on the train

                                                                                                      [–]boobdy 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Read this a E! and assumed it was in NYC.

                                                                                                      [–]poolboywax 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      chicago's courting ritual: buttcrack to the face in a moving vehicle.

                                                                                                      she is making sure not to make eye contact or to show any interest because typically chicagoan females will not mate with a male taking the lazy route and doing this on a train. a real man would do this on a motorcycle.

                                                                                                      [–]theimpolitegentleman 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      What an ass.

                                                                                                      [–]PandoRamma 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      How is it less socially acceptable to say "hey jerkoff get your ass out of my face" than to stick your ass between a window and a side board right next to someone's head?

                                                                                                      [–]mrdoink20 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I can hear the ocean!

                                                                                                      [–]TaliaChi1979 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Ah, my classy city. She must be on the Bown Line. Should be cross-posted to r/Chicago

                                                                                                      [–]butterisbetter 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Motorboat!

                                                                                                      [–]CheshireC4t 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      I'm surrounded by assholes!

                                                                                                      [–]ryanbytes 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      L

                                                                                                      [–]Brookx5 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Looks like Ben Affleck is trying to kiss her

                                                                                                      [–]nebrija 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      If you see something, say something.

                                                                                                      [–]FuzzDice 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Holy shit you guys. That's my friend W from High School. She moved to Chicago after college. What an amazing picture on reddit to see her in

                                                                                                      [–]howfink 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Because I've seen The Fugitive 1000 times, I know that New York, Philly, Chicago and Milwaukee all have Elevated Trains.

                                                                                                      [–]Dangerrangergrrl 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Oh, that poor girl.

                                                                                                      [–]carmensdiego 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      i think you mean 'L' if this is Chicago. which looks like it is by the inside of the train.

                                                                                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Saddest woman on public transportation

                                                                                                      [–]DiaDeLosMuertos 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Draw a smiley face on it!

                                                                                                      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      "Maaan...I always get the ass seat."

                                                                                                      [–]KingDogegg 1 point2 points ago

                                                                                                      Her left eye is dying for a look..

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