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[–]pinetreeforrest 590 points591 points ago

Repost: Check

Cat Related: Check

Wrong Subreddit: Check

Cliched Title: Check

Cakeday: Check

You like a pro.

[–]R_O_F_L 29 points30 points ago

What I don't understand is how this post is on the front page when the top comment is a checklist of how bad the post is.

[–]boringcomment 11 points12 points ago

you assume more than 5% of people actually take the time to read these retarded comments. that's right i said it. the comments on reddit are fucking dumb.

[–]Deluxx00 38 points39 points ago

Imo, the comments are usually the best part

[–]honestdick 1 point2 points ago

Boringcomment will never know the glory of waffle stomping.

[–]imagesandkeys 6 points7 points ago

COMMENTS ARE DUMB REPOSTS ARE DUMB I HATE EVERYONE ELSE ON REDDIT

Take your negativity someplace else, please? It's a cat kissing a man. Enjoy it. Thanks. Cool.

Jeez.

[–]boringcomment 3 points4 points ago

I'M ANNOYED WITH WHAT SOMEONE ELSE IS COMMENTING AND I'M GOING TO TELL THEM AND FEEL GOOOD ABOUT IT

[–]thunderblumpkin 3 points4 points ago

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

[–]HeadBoy 1 point2 points ago

You're browsing the wrong subreddits then

[–]ninjafoo 0 points1 point ago*

the comments on reddit are fucking boring.

Edit: Look at his username

[–]I_am_not_yelling 0 points1 point ago

YEAH WELL I THINK YOU'RE FUCKING DUMB. SO THERE. SOMETIMES THE COMMENTS ARE BETTER THAN THE OP!

[–]boringcomment 1 point2 points ago

shhhh

[–]I_am_not_yelling 0 points1 point ago

WHAT? AM I BEING TOO LOUD? I DIDN'T THINK I WAS BEING THAT LOUD.

[–]looeee 0 points1 point ago

Main post: 569 points (51% like it)

7,610 up votes 7,041 down votes

Top comment:

560 points 6 hours ago (717 up|160 down).

That's why.

[–]centipedeseverywhere -1 points0 points ago

Because mmmmmm dat boi

[–]pitlord713 -4 points-3 points ago*

because 70% of the upvotes are from girls fucking cumming their pants from this guy.

ladies, enough with the "OMG THEYRE BOTH SO CUTE UPVOTE" this shit isnt funny. fuck off my reddit

[–]eine_person 32 points33 points ago

You a word.

[–]bastardman 3 points4 points ago

You're a towel

[–]NoIdea- 2 points3 points ago

NO YOU'RE A TOWEL

[–]TickleFightProTour 0 points1 point ago

You're a beaner towel.

[–]eine_person 1 point2 points ago

I'm not a towel. I'm confused, so I can't be a towel.

[–]CalamityOne 28 points29 points ago

Three words, actually. Pine, tree and for(r)est.

[–]Incontext 10 points11 points ago

Could actually be four words; just to fix the spelling mistake.

  • Pine
  • Tree
  • For
  • Rest

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Incontext 7 points8 points ago

This is so crazy, it might just work... How about:

DISCLAIMER: I don't speak any of these languages so any fault in translation is purely that of Google.

[–]jimbo91987 4 points5 points ago

Pi

Net

Reef

Or

Rest

[–]domstersch 1 point2 points ago

Well, it may not be a spelling mistake, but rather slightly punny. There are plenty of Forrests out there. Plenty of them.

You wouldn't believe the number of times I've had people patronizingly "correct" the spelling of my address.

[–]pinetreeforrest 1 point2 points ago

My first name is Forrest. Que the Forrest Gump jokes!

[–]szchm 1 point2 points ago

I think he meant that pinetreeforrest accidentally a verb, and thus made a poor 'like' terribly confused.

[–]anEnglishman 12 points13 points ago

I can't decide whether I should whooosh or not. CalamityOne was making a joke, unless you've pulled the ol' double whoosh trap and were 100% aware and then I'll call my butler and have him right you a formal apology.

[–]bigroblee 6 points7 points ago

Write.

[–]captainwhooha 2 points3 points ago

SO META.

[–]vORP 1 point2 points ago

pintreforest --- the act of pinning three people against a tree in a forest (in a sexual manner).

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago*

You're a person.

edit: for those that don't know German, "eine" is the feminine form of "a" in German and person is obviously person. Their username is "a person".

[–]eine_person 4 points5 points ago

[–]MrAndroidFilms 5 points6 points ago

An inventive way to spot out a reposter, but personally i've never seen it so thanks OP

[–]prose-before-hoes -1 points0 points ago

I've seen it at least five times.

[–]MaoThatHurt 1 point2 points ago

Look at his submission history. He's like the king of reposts.

[–]chobita11 1 point2 points ago

You had me at "Wrong Subreddit"....

[–]FailosoRaptor 0 points1 point ago

Just because it is a repost doesn't mean that everyone on Reddit already saw it. Not everyone is a reddit fiend.

[–]logit 4 points5 points ago

But this is why I like reddit more than something like 9gag. It is a site for fiends. I think it is very important to shame reposters.

[–]FailosoRaptor 0 points1 point ago

I think posts have a lifespan. They pop up, hang around until enough people saw it, and die off. Then enough time passes where the rerun effect takes place and a new population of people never saw the original post exist again. However, people who repost the same thing for fake karma points are just sad human beings.

[–]xxunicornxprincessxx -1 points0 points ago

IMO its one thing to repost something thats been on the internet a while. This original post was of a member. I think it's cold to repost it. HE can repost if he wants I guess, but someone else shouldnt.

[–]Ella6361 0 points1 point ago

dude.. it's a cat and a dude.

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[–]frymaster 4 points5 points ago

do you not go on here enough to know that you are not supposed to repost stuff?

that isn't a rule, has never been a rule, and is explicitly called out as NOT a rule:

Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has

That's from the rediquette

[–]TheGayRoommate 1 point2 points ago

Although, it kind of is a rule. If you try to submit a URL somebody else has already submitted it wont let you. it only works with pictures because people re-upload them.

[–]frymaster 0 points1 point ago

it wont let you

last I checked, it did let you, it only pointed it out first.

[–]TheGayRoommate 0 points1 point ago

I tried posting a youtube video that had already been posted and it would just take me to the reddit post of it already on here.

[–]cydonia90 0 points1 point ago

I don't care. It's cute and this is the first time I've seen it. DAWWWWWW.

[–]thefriendlysinner 80 points81 points ago

I'm going to be completely honest here, Repost or not, this is the most adorable thing I've seen in a while.

[–]DarkColdFusion 2 points3 points ago

It really is and now I wish my cat would do this :(

[–]Paravel 0 points1 point ago

Mine does! Then she always tries to clean my fur (beard).

[–]JakeThePom 1 point2 points ago

And I forgot to save it last time so this was my second chance.

[–]zBodude 73 points74 points ago

Level level: Fuck you.

[–]stufff 6 points7 points ago

Meta level: 2

[–]Eternity42Immensity 0 points1 point ago

Thats still only in the first level of meta levels, though.

[–]Keats-Analogue 0 points1 point ago

Meta level: MetametaCirclejerk.

[–]cannotlogon 20 points21 points ago

I have a little black and white stray I took in a few months back, and he is amazingly affectionate (you know, in a cat way, i.e., pretends you suck, but gets lonely if you're out of the house for more than 10 minutes). If I say to him, "Gimme nose", he comes over to me, jumps in my lap, and rubs his nose against mine.

Happy Cake Day, dude!

[–]fuzzycuffs 13 points14 points ago

Stupidly cute YouTube or it didn't happen.

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

I'm not much of an auteur, but I'll see what I can do!

[–]seweroutlet 28 points29 points ago

X level: Y

upvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvoteupvote

[–]Richy336 10 points11 points ago

How is the bravery level ?

[–]prose-before-hoes 10 points11 points ago

SO

[–]SimilarImage 84 points85 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week Soirmaca Is just too much Love. /r/gifs 85 914
2 months Auskie boop /r/pics 138 1402
2 months Auskie boop /r/aww 588 1759

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[–]KevinGenoves3 32 points33 points ago

Auskie made more than 1000 karma on two different posts without even crossposting. Mother of god.

[–]sheepman21 9 points10 points ago

1000! Can you imagine what we could do with that amount of Karma??

[–]UncleTedGenneric 11 points12 points ago

[–]zHellas 2 points3 points ago

Nothing?

[–]CastorTrollux 0 points1 point ago

Dine like kings!

[–]Spaghettihouse 0 points1 point ago

How dare a person simply... attract karma to himself like that! How rude!

[–]sheepman21 1 point2 points ago

Certainly the solution is to increase taxes on such obscene karma incomes.

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[–]sheepman21 3 points4 points ago

He is set for life.

[–]yes_thats_right 4 points5 points ago

only if he invests wisely.

I've seen some people who get karma far too quickly at a young age and don't know how to use it responsibly. It's always sad to see them years later and unable to even post a cat pic anymore.

[–]sheepman21 0 points1 point ago

Get Karma or die trying.

[–]xPragma 5 points6 points ago

Cat and owner relationship level: 99

[–]niperwiper 1 point2 points ago

Regular posts and my likelihood of upvoting them: 10%

Posts with EdwardCurrent videos and my likelihood of upvoting them: 95%

[–]DeLoreanMotorCars 32 points33 points ago

Repost level: 81

[–]GeorgeWalkerKush 3 points4 points ago

Karma level: 754

[–]fuzzyhatmonster 4 points5 points ago

Cakeday brother :)

[–]Vromrig 2 points3 points ago

TIL: Robb Stark likes cats.

[–]internetsyndicate 2 points3 points ago

That moment when a repost gets more upvotes then all your post put together.

[–]Ponoru 11 points12 points ago

This belongs to r/funny? I think not.

[–]NotVerySmarts 9 points10 points ago

Every 14 year old girl has this in her tumblr feed.

What are you gonna post next, a pair of vintage shoes?

[–]aco620 27 points28 points ago

What are you doing reading 14 year old girl's tumblrs?

[–]stufff 17 points18 points ago

Looking for noodz

[–]kr0n0 1 point2 points ago

Any luck?

[–]Sandaholic 1 point2 points ago

Dude, dont you know they raised the "cat and owner relation ship" level cap to 85? Ever since CATaclysm.

[–]Rowone 1 point2 points ago

Repost or not, that cat is still adorable.

[–]Kriptik 1 point2 points ago

THE KING IN THE NORTH

[–]wishiwereadork 1 point2 points ago

repost, but still cute :)

[–]njrhall 4 points5 points ago

KARMA POLICE, ARREST THIS MAN

HE POSTS CAT GIFS

HE POSTS ON CAKE DAY

HE POSTS IN THE WRONG SUBREDDIT

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

WHEN YOU ALLOWWWWW REPOSTS

[–]mikey_croatia 5 points6 points ago

I think we should start to refer to cakeday as "karmaharvest day".
Nevertheless, if I had only one upvote per day, I'd give it to your post.

[–]thesepigswillplay 1 point2 points ago

I need to marry this guy. For the cat.

[–]idledebonair 1 point2 points ago

I guarantee the cat did it first and the clip is played backwards.

[–]shakensunshine 0 points1 point ago

Boop

[–]tuheemera 0 points1 point ago

this cud be in r/aww

[–]ElGuano 0 points1 point ago

It's biding its time. You'll see.

[–]stedj34 0 points1 point ago

My kitty loves giving kisses.

[–]baduffles 0 points1 point ago

The guy looks so... smug.

[–]Sings_to_fish 0 points1 point ago

My soulmate.

[–]Arya2u 0 points1 point ago

Double awwwwww

[–]f1manoz 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I just went 'awwwww....'

[–]d00m3d_d00d 0 points1 point ago

My cat will jump into my arms if I walk up to him and stick my arms out, he used to wait by my door every morning and do it when I walked out when I kept the same morning schedule.

[–]dzzyupthgirl 0 points1 point ago

nice sweater.

[–]xXAmandaXx 0 points1 point ago

Damn you.. My cat hates me.

[–]laMonkfish 0 points1 point ago

Sketch?

[–]Drake_Amatsu 0 points1 point ago

A true redditor. What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man.

[–]Totaled 1 point2 points ago

Credit where it is due.

[–]jaded_gal05 0 points1 point ago

This is really cute

[–]KittyPitty 0 points1 point ago

And the owner looks cute too :)

[–]Terrapin11 0 points1 point ago

repost level: 100

[–]ElenaxFirebird 0 points1 point ago

Dude's tumblr.

I want him.

[–]RNRSaturday 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]kauneus 0 points1 point ago

attractive man, cute cat, adorable face touches, upvote

[–]staffell 1 point2 points ago

What is this fucking level shit? It's annoying.

[–]KnotStoopid -4 points-3 points ago

I have an idea! I'll just take an old popular gif and turn the title into a "level" joke! Everybody will think I'm so funny and I'll get so much karma and make so many new friends!

[–]UnitedGeekdom -1 points0 points ago

Where is this from?

[–]ihasfeets 0 points1 point ago

OC from a Redditor.

[–]divinesleeper -1 points0 points ago

Cake day makes reposts acceptable.

[–]poopsinshoe -1 points0 points ago

[–]diamondpoop -1 points0 points ago

Marry me

[–]SpitN -2 points-1 points ago

This isn't funny, so please remove it.

[–]aMANescape -1 points0 points ago

bros 4 life

[–]titterally -2 points-1 points ago

Lady boner level: ONE MILLION.

[–]DarKcS -1 points0 points ago

My cat also :<

[–]Happy_Reddit_Birthda -1 points0 points ago

y

[–]tuheemera -1 points0 points ago

thats sweet...

[–]dookieface -1 points0 points ago

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]angelofdeathofdoom -1 points0 points ago

I needed this after that "last words" post

[–]enfinitee -1 points0 points ago

This is adorable...and I abhor cats...

[–]swedishfetus -1 points0 points ago

:)

[–]lichborne -1 points0 points ago

So. Cute.

Both of them.

[–]lumpyheadedbunny -1 points0 points ago

you are really cute. and so is your kitty. happy cakeday :)

[–]RichiSkaro -1 points0 points ago

I'm so fucking sick of this "blah blah level: blah blah" meme. So stupid, doesn't even make any sense.

[–]Hotskys -2 points-1 points ago

Old is old

[–]MikeSchaible -4 points-3 points ago

Repost

[–]ShizzleShizz -4 points-3 points ago

I wonder what level 100 looks like.

[–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 16 points17 points ago

The level cap is still 85.

[–]wonderdolkje -2 points-1 points ago

NERD!

[–]superanth -2 points-1 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]Jack_Squire -2 points-1 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]Li1quid -3 points-2 points ago

wow look a repost

[–]DivinusVox -3 points-2 points ago

This guy has a tumblr and he is nothing like what you might imagine from this gif.

Also, what a fucking repost.

[–]parrotsnest -5 points-4 points ago

Easy, my cat could do this like a champ.

[–]DemonicHorde -2 points-1 points ago

Umm... anyone else find the idea of "owner" and "relationship" in the same sentence to be a bit off?

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[–]CastorTrollux 1 point2 points ago

Wow, you really hate reposts.

[–]BURNIE_BURNS_IS_GOD -4 points-3 points ago

COMMENCE THE DOWNVOTES.

[–]Kbourger -4 points-3 points ago

I can not stand cats!!!

[–]foreverfriend_zoned 0 points1 point ago

Then you're gonna gave a bad time

[–]Layserboy1 0 points1 point ago

You're on Reddit, remember?