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[–]Jumin 8 points9 points ago

You put the BK king but no forever alone guy or neil degrasse tyson?

[–]Ireallydk 6 points7 points ago

The nutshell just wasn't roomy enough

[–]LazySuunday 4 points5 points ago

A Reddit nutshell is ALWAYS big enough for Neil Degrasse Tyson

[–]Ireallydk 2 points3 points ago

Why of course my Liege, my deepest apologies.

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

Or chris hansen popping in.

[–]Sarahmint 0 points1 point ago

Gryls?

[–]Brodo_Swaggins 1 point2 points ago

Wheres Neil Degrasse wheres Sagan? Why have you forgotten our founding fathers?

[–]Jere56 1 point2 points ago

[–]CDM_ 0 points1 point ago

If this wasn't a repost, then it would certainly not be "reddit in a nutshell."

[–]RireBaton 0 points1 point ago

Was that the guy from Cameo?

[–]Powellman 0 points1 point ago

not enough cats

[–]flagondeep 0 points1 point ago

No Spiderman?

[–]texanson 0 points1 point ago

wayyy too much effort

[–]Antigonish[!] 4 points5 points ago

I thought the same. Then I realized I watched it all and was amused, so fuck it.

[–]leviirish 0 points1 point ago

Do I see a repost? I think I do. Do you know what we do with reposts around here? Muahahahaha

[–]tandreasen66 0 points1 point ago

usually upvote them, it would seem.

[–]SupermanV2 0 points1 point ago

I watched like 2 seconds of that before I realized how embarrassingly true it really was.

[–]Semyonov -1 points0 points ago

You are the sunshine of my life, you are the apple of my eye!

[–]Anevexn -2 points-1 points ago

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

[–]I_Post_Drunk -2 points-1 points ago

Downvote for no Sagan.