Watching someone walk into the room I just farted in.

glisp42 · 5 months

I did this in an elevator at work once. I let loose with a really nasty one right before the doors open, get off and someone walked on. The only thing I heard was, "Oh GOD!" as the doors closed.

pockmark · 5 months

one time i walked into spencer gifts and had the "walking farts" I ruined the whole store and walked out to sit on the bench. I proceeded to watch as the entire store emptied faster than a fire drill. the girl behind the counter even went into the back room. I guarantee she was calling her friend to tell her how F**ed up the store was after my fart.

airwolf420 · 5 months

One time I was hungover to fuck, doing some shopping in the local supermarket. I needed to let out one of those nasty ones where it's like a 50/50 gamble you'll follow through. Lasted like 2 or 3 seconds, and this kid and her mum pass me.

Poor kid starts freaking out, as he's pretty much eye level with my ass. I honestly thought he was a nanosecond away from tears. Mum quickly shuts him up and apologises to ME for him not behaving. I could barely hold in my laughter, poor little guy.

alfisback1 · 5 months

hahahahaha oh man that made me laugh out loud at work. There is nothing better than a well placed landmine.

Mupster · 5 months

I did this once in the bank I work at. Cut one, girl came in and sat down. It's really hard to pretend it wasn't you, when there are only two of you in the room.

relephantitis · 5 months

I just realised my baby son will grow up in a better world, a world unridden by phone booth farters. Life was tough I'll say.

laundryday01 · 5 months

Its best when you don't acknowledge it and watch other people's reaction

supernova812 · 5 months

I used to work the front desk at a hotel and we had a back office. I would go there to fart and sure enough who ever I was working with would follow me...I would look them in the face and you could see the fear and revulsion cross their face in a instant.....they never learned....good times.

FenrirIII · 5 months

Doing this always makes me feel evil. I love it.

crisk21 · 5 months

My reaction is more staring at their facial expression, hoping to god they don't smell it.

jeffholes · 5 months

Every time I exit an elevator at work as other people are getting on...

pockmark · 5 months

funniest shit i ever saw on reddit, because i just did it.

dookieface · 5 months

i can hear in my head "ah hah hah hah hah"

Lolp0tat0 · 5 months

HAHAHAHAHAHA

fknrat · 5 months

that wicked witch was the first thing I was ever frightened by in a movie/tv show. I had legit nightmares about her for months after I first watched Snow White.

theminn · 5 months

3rd date. watching a DVD with a girl on my bed. I let one out and I never should have trusted it. The look on her face followed by the words 'what'd you do??'. Thankfully she thought it was hilarious when I said "I didn't think it would smell". She got me back a few days later...

velvta · 5 months

You got to factor in the linger though. If you try an elevator fart walk-off, you may drag the fart with you in your air wake if you walk away too fast. Then again, you don't wanna stand there stewing in your own fart. It's all timing. It's very tough to get just right.

herpderpmcflerp · 5 months

She scared me so much as a kid.

djdimensions · 5 months

Two of my coworkers were working in a small closet, one of them let out a pretty nasty fart and locked the closet door. All we heard was gagging noises and vomit hitting the floor.

fawnbc · 5 months

this is accurate.

Mrdownmod · 5 months

That's ok, someone is going to get you back by letting you walk into a room filled with nerve agent.

yourfacelikesme · 5 months

This is fantastic. I secretly like to fart in public and watch the fart diffuse around and often make this face. A key aspect to this would be silent farts, but if it's crowded enough you can let it rip.

zeroone · 5 months

It should be, "Watching someone walk into the room in which I just farted."

katlassi · 5 months

I had crazy bad gas at an Ikea once, there was a lot of it and it was the worst smelling gas I've ever had. I spent about three hours standing somewhere, ripping one, and then moving about twenty feet away to watch reactions. Most people would just yell out "Oh my god," but one teenaged girl actually gagged. I fell over laughing. My boyfriend was not as amused by this as I was.

scott226 · 5 months

I enjoyed this so much I spat banana all over the place.

mike_oxbig · 5 months

Crop dusting at its finest!

karlomac · 5 months

You'd better hope that they didn't come in there just to take a shit in that trap door.

SlinkyJoe · 5 months

First Reddit laugh of the morning for me sir. Bravo.

voordalak · 5 months

Fuck you OP. Years of carefully screening everything to make sure I don't see that bitch wasted. I hope you can sleep tonight because I fucking won't.

raivahn · 5 months

My boyfriend does this to me on purpose. There is a delay in the "fart-effect" so it takes a second for me to realize which is plenty of time for him to run out and hide.

Cruel prank, I tell ya'.

Dead_Throne · 5 months

You just made my day. Upvote for you!

ccnova · 5 months

I usually just sort of chuckle in my head as I read reddit throughout the day. You, kind Toker, have evinced an actual guffaw. Thank you.

jjzpgg · 5 months

*into which I just farted

imgyal · 5 months

This little old cacklin witch used to scare the living shit outta me as a young girl

Hotdog_Skin · 5 months

Wow. I've been browsing reddit for a while now and have never laughed as hard as I did to this. Kuddos good sir!

brokenseeker · 5 months

Somone's in my fruit cellar!

FrugalBugle · 5 months

take my upvote you filthy whore

[deleted] · 5 months

One day I wasn't feeling well and had been farting all day long, on the way home from visiting a client, in an elevator shaft, I let go all of my wrath. To my horror, a young looking businesslady entered the elevator, I could see her strugling to breathe, and upon her exit she exhaled furiously. I felt like sit.... if it helps, I almost fucking died from that illness, in that same day I had to go to the hospita.

TimesWasting · 16 days

I don't find farts that funny, but I can never not laugh at people's reactions to them. Even if it wasn't me and I gag on the terrible fart, I'll laugh hysterically at people's reactions to it. Everyone always thinks it was me because of this.

WhereIsMyCakeBaby · 5 months

I lol'd so hard at this - mostly because I have been known to do this.

LovesBlumpkins · 5 months

I just did that in a very confined area that I work in. I couldn't hold a straight face and busted out laughing when I seen their reaction, priceless

Iainfixie · 5 months

Someone put the gif in reverse and replace her face with Nigel please.

Tyrenus · 5 months

Thornberry this. Now.

NotVerySmarts · 5 months

I am not a fan of fart humor in real life. Farts are methane and air that share space right next to the shit in your body. Whenever I smell it, that means that it is now inside of my body. Not cool.

But fart sounds are hilarious.

yangx · 5 months

It is more of a "oh shit run away!"

zeug666 · 5 months

Like carpet leaving a mine in the aisle of a grocery store.

nickym06 · 5 months

I can't give you enough upvotes for the amount of giggles you just gave me.

iznotbutterz · 5 months

Judging from your username I'm assuming munchies were involved so the smell combo from that must be terrible. I do it all the time at my job in retail to hear customers a row over complain. : ]

Foreverhex · 5 months

This gif needs a little blargh in it...

Not-Accountable · 5 months

See it's funny because farts.

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