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[–]Vicii 62 points63 points ago

TIL what a Walrus' private parts look like.

[–]MrPig 52 points53 points ago

TIL what Jamie Hyneman's private parts look like.

[–]Vicii 18 points19 points ago

slow clap

[–]saladninja 17 points18 points ago

I didn't zoom in and then I read this. I zoomed. Thanks for that.

[–]WillWalrus 6 points7 points ago

Like what you see? ;)

[–]CaptainCactus 2 points3 points ago

I had to check the comments to make sure people saw them big motherfuckes, was not disappointed.

[–]Condishnah -1 points0 points ago

TIL it is not a bears vagina

[–]ripples2288 49 points50 points ago

[–]stefan_89 14 points15 points ago

I somehow think that is not what really happened.

[–]SoloJones 7 points8 points ago

It's from a commercial.

[–]fitzroy95 2 points3 points ago

Great delivery, would click again.....

[–]HumanTrampoline 11 points12 points ago

I just watched that for a ridiculously long time...

[–]REDDIT- 17 points18 points ago

Yeah, it's an excruciatingly long gif but punchline at the end really makes it worth it.

[–]Eriksgata 36 points37 points ago

Where is this from? The Biggest Loser?

[–]raisin_bran_in 90 points91 points ago

Live footage of your mom and her trainer.

[–]Eriksgata 28 points29 points ago

It seems to be working, she's lost weight.

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[–]CannedBeef 14 points15 points ago

Weak!

Get off the stage!

[–]anangrybanana 0 points1 point ago

sigh I hate when people delete their shit. Now I'll never know.

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[–]Eriksgata 6 points7 points ago

You are commenting on your own comment?

[–]raisin_bran_in 3 points4 points ago

So meta

[–]taybul 4 points5 points ago

Good god, I thought that was a giant turd doing sit-ups.

[–]alage21 2 points3 points ago

Can't really imagine a walrus with a 6 pack but ok..

[–]The0therWhiteMeat 0 points1 point ago

Googled walrus six pack and up popped this gem

[–]Animitch 2 points3 points ago

That walrus could kill her so easily. If it went berserk no one could save her they could do nothing but watch, then put it on r/wtf later.

[–]geosensation 8 points9 points ago

The ironic thing is that this is a common repost and thus almost no work went into getting these upvotes

[–]Siethron 3 points4 points ago

reminds me of this

[–]netdorf 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of me when I took Physical Education...

[–]strivingforever 1 point2 points ago

I think its interesting they can generalize their fins as equal to our arms.

[–]jdennison101 1 point2 points ago

I totally saw this at sea world in Texas. It was a pretty neat show.

[–]Dreadrazorbeast 1 point2 points ago

That guy better be careful. Roseanne looks hungry

[–]aiglet 0 points1 point ago

She never would have been tempted to cheat with skinnier guys if John Goodman had been willing to teach her these tricks.

[–]kleptobismol 1 point2 points ago

So rude, people make fun of Oprah for being fat and then criticize her for working out ..

[–]SeparateCzechs 1 point2 points ago

Where's the bucket?!

[–]freezingkiss 1 point2 points ago

Has he found his bucket yet?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Look at those balls. Look at them.

[–]The0therWhiteMeat 7 points8 points ago

Walsack.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Walnuts?

[–]WillWalrus 4 points5 points ago

My nuts.

[–]lucianmatt 0 points1 point ago

He's an inch away from puncturing his neck.

[–]ableom 0 points1 point ago

How many times has this been posted in the last month?

[–]wbrycem 3 points4 points ago

This is my first time seeing it

[–]king_hippo77 0 points1 point ago

We've all seen it before... the first time I saw it is when I face booked about joining a gym. #Foreveralardass

[–]vertigale 0 points1 point ago

They are going to have the best abs.

[–]clckwrks 0 points1 point ago

TIL what walrus genitalia looks like

[–]torandicus 0 points1 point ago

There's a full GIF somewhere with the walrus doing other exercises. I can't seem to find it, though :/

[–]WinstonBoxfeathers 0 points1 point ago

...I tried, but walrus dick is a strangely distracting thing.

[–]virati 0 points1 point ago

I'm always amazed by the ability of animals to mimic or process information. Much more so than with humans. It just makes sense with humans. But when you realize that animals (a lot of them) can see, interpret, mimic it's amazing.

[–]JSBUCK 0 points1 point ago

Did you know walrus' can suck their own dicks.........i did.

[–]blakerz25 0 points1 point ago

I should have gone to the gym today.

[–]SpackDaddy 0 points1 point ago

This is retarded.

[–]Eriksgata 0 points1 point ago

Which myth are they busting in this episode?

[–]l00pee 0 points1 point ago

Again? You really haven't seen this?

[–]Ryfrey 0 points1 point ago

They had to take the walrus to the vet because he forgot that when he does sit ups he stabs himself in the neck

[–]M0nikuh4512 0 points1 point ago

walrus does way more sit- ups than me D;

[–]mrwickedhauser 0 points1 point ago

Slacking with that repost.

[–]anikan72 0 points1 point ago

Look at his walrus dick...LOOK AT IT!

[–]1AMTHEWALRUS 0 points1 point ago

Man, that workout sucked.

[–]WillWalrus 0 points1 point ago

You know, its a real dick move to record my private work outs. ಠ_ಠ

[–]dantank 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, this makes me truly happy. Also, it is the first gif ever that I have lol'd to. Maybe I'm just in a great mood, but take this upvote with my up most sincerity.

[–]mxman991 0 points1 point ago

Who else watched for a few minutes to make sure the gif didn't have some surprise ending?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Awww I love that Walrus, so quaint!

[–]HanumanMan 0 points1 point ago

Step 1. Beat walrus into submission. Step 2. Profit.

[–]floppy115 0 points1 point ago

play Gonna Fly Now when watching this. One of the best experiences ever.

[–]abiera468 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, that walrus is a lot more fit than me.

[–]sakkask 0 points1 point ago

Those bucket stealers better watch out now!

[–]ripkif318 0 points1 point ago

That walrus is more fit than a few people I know...

[–]aaronred345 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice his testicles?

[–]CarlLady 0 points1 point ago

"You're the best around - nothing's ever gonna bring you down."

[–]TacoJones 0 points1 point ago

Too bad you are getting a downvote for this repost

[–]mpavlofsky 0 points1 point ago

So that's what a walrus' vagina looks like.

[–]Timm3h 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else start counting the sit ups? I got to 9 before I realized it was a looping gif...

[–]Spudkiss 3 points4 points ago

I counted to 275 sit ups then I got bored and I just had to quit watching. :-D

[–]ron_obvious 0 points1 point ago

Actually, this is one of the most seamless gifs I've seen thus far

[–]dalittle 0 points1 point ago

everytime the walrus is like "for real another one"?

[–]Dtrebord 0 points1 point ago

que rocky theme song

[–]InfiniteRage -1 points0 points ago

Upvotes you shall recieve my friend

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[–]steezdoug 1 point2 points ago

Hey I'm drunk too and you have the same name as my dad. And I like animals too.

[–]Van-CityFTW -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]zoso59brst 1 point2 points ago

Yeah like frontpage less than a week ago repost

[–]ApatheticElephant -1 points0 points ago

Does anyone else think this is absolutely horrible? That walrus belongs in it's natural habitat. Not being made to do stupid tricks for people to gawk and laugh at.

[–]n3when 0 points1 point ago

go away.

[–]steezdoug -1 points0 points ago

I love seeing this argument. People like to pretend nature is some glorious place, where nothing bad ever happens to animals unless humans are involved.

[–]ApatheticElephant 1 point2 points ago

What? Would you kindly point out where I said that? I'm saying that I find something wrong with taking an animal away from its home, or breeding it in captivity and then keeping it in an enclosure so people can pay you to see you make it do stupid tricks. You might as well say slavery's ok because bad things can happen to free people too.

[–]steezdoug -1 points0 points ago

In no way is the comparable to slavery. If you disagree would you kindly point out how this is slavery? It isn't that animals don't have emotions or thoughts, it's that humans have a higher cognitive ability than a walrus. If you want to speak in generalizations than I'll ask you this. Does the average dog have a better life than the average wolf?

[–]ApatheticElephant 0 points1 point ago

I didn't say this was slavery. I was saying that your logic could be used to justify slavery.

Dogs are domesticated, whereas wolves (and walruses) are not. A domesticated animal kept as a pet has a very different life to a wild one kept in a zoo; you can't equate them as the same thing. However, if your question was "Does the average wolf in captivity have a better life than the average wolf in the wild?", the answer would be no.

[–]steezdoug -2 points-1 points ago

The answer would be yes. A wolf in captivity in a zoo has guaranteed meals and no threat of predation. At what point does an animal become domesticated? Are there a certain number of generations after which it becomes acceptable to keep animals in captivity?

[–]ApatheticElephant 0 points1 point ago

Food and safety do not equal happiness. They don't get the chance to hunt live prey or roam around freely. Wolves are very active animals by nature. They're also very social, so not keeping then in large groups can be quite distressing for them. Imagine being kept in an enclosure for the rest of your live, and having everything given to you on a plate, but no freedom. You'd be looked after, but you sure wouldn't be happy. At least, I wouldn't be,

As for how domestication works, Wikipedia can explain it better than me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestication

[–]steezdoug -1 points0 points ago

Ok, this comes down to difference of opinion. I would rather be locked in a house that I wasn't particularly fond of than be forced to spend my days in a forest searching for food and shelter.

[–]Alexbo8138 -2 points-1 points ago

At first I found this difficult to masturbate to. Only at first.

[–]MarioFreek01 2 points3 points ago

Difficult? HIS JUNK IS RIGHT THEREEE!!1!

[–]djglamm -2 points-1 points ago

Sometimes, I don't understand how things get so many down votes. It's a fuckin Walrus doing CRUNCHES. Dear God, if that isn't worth an up vote then what is? Sometime I think people just go through and down vote everything anywhere near the front page. THAT WALRUS IS DOING CRUNCHES. It should be completely immune to down votes.

TL;DR Don't down vote Walruses doing crunches.

[–]djglamm 0 points1 point ago

Down voted...damn.

[–]sethky 0 points1 point ago

Some people have seen the same gif with different titles seemingly their entire fucking lives, and somehow they become annoyed at seeing it again and again.

[–]NastyAxe -1 points0 points ago

R-R-R-REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]ejrcavenago -1 points0 points ago

you worked well, my friend. Upvote

[–]Voldepreuss -1 points0 points ago

Have it. You earned it.

[–]Charizarlslie -1 points0 points ago

Reposting for that downvote...

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