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[–]iLm902 31 points32 points ago

f(e)=et(s)

[–]flinxsl 3 points4 points ago

integral(ex ) = fun

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

no, integral(ex) dx =ex

[–]pinetreeforrest 2 points3 points ago

integral(xx) = wtf

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[–]it_hurts_to_pee 41 points42 points ago

I has feets and can count to desk

[–]Thirdyearfreshmen 9 points10 points ago

Has anyone else noticed this gecko has the same facial expression as the girl from the potato meme?

[–]Thewalruscobainfloyd 6 points7 points ago*

Also the dad from Dinosaurs

[–]DreadedSeriousDog 17 points18 points ago

Highschool math is pretty easy. Almost every answer is either -1, 0 or 1. That means you have a 73% Chance to guess it right.

[–]fuzzypickles007 4 points5 points ago

That doesn't sound right at all!

[–]Instantcretin 1 point2 points ago

I dont know enough math to argue with him...

[–]TokinTortis 7 points8 points ago

I laughed so hard that I farted.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I pooped a little.

[–]zBodude -1 points0 points ago

And your comment made me almost choke on my dinner.

[–]Rectum_Ranger 9 points10 points ago

Today I had to deliver a pizza to some lady. She gave me money but wanted change, which doesn't happen that often. Both her and I had no idea what the difference was so we just stared at each other making noises like we were thinking.

[–]TheDarkHorse83 3 points4 points ago

You are my new "I can count to potato" person. Thank you for not trying to advance yourself in basic arithmetic.

[–]sg187 2 points3 points ago

This is how I feel in my math class http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyD4p8_y8Kw

[–]Traner 2 points3 points ago

Yay lets champion our math ignorance

[–]StapleNinja 16 points17 points ago

10/10 would upvote again

[–]theidlecapitalist 3 points4 points ago

This made me laugh which in turn cleared my sinuses! So you not only made a funny but saved an ill man from facial congestion. Thank you.

[–]WhereAreThePix 1 point2 points ago

Drinking out of cups.

[–]DriftingJesus 1 point2 points ago

khan academy :)

[–]Vahnya 4 points5 points ago

Legitimately chuckled.

Well done.

[–]Instantcretin 0 points1 point ago

I guffawed.

[–]digbus 1 point2 points ago

welcome to reddit, and congrats on posting a repost

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly how I feel about property taxes.

[–]crackshot91 1 point2 points ago

Leopard Geckos are best geckos.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

No, the best kind of gecko would have to be the crested gecko.

[–]hairetikos 2 points3 points ago

Tokays five-ever

[–]dangerlopez 1 point2 points ago

It's interesting to me that people can "get away" with being bad at math. Someone comments that they're bad at math, people just laugh and shrug it off. But if someone said they were bad at reading, what would the reaction be?

[–]Black_Ash_Heir 6 points7 points ago

I believe math takes a lot more natural talent to be good at than reading. Reading is very much a learned skill; it's everywhere. Words and letters are much more ubiquitous than numbers, and so people are more familiar with them by default. Math also requires abstract thinking, while a person can see a word and easily associate that word with an object. Being bad at math is totally understandable. It's how much effort one is willing to put into it that determines my feelings.

[–]TheDarkHorse83 0 points1 point ago

Thank you!

Willful ignorance is unacceptible. Reddit as a community appears to be just fine with someone who is bad at math, but if their grammar is in flawed in the least, then the witch trial is on. Meanwhile, society as a whole believes that it is ok to be bad at math, and not just advanced calculus, but what kind of change to give a person for their purchase. (Read the delivery boy comment above.) Americans wonder why our education system is lagging behind other developed nations, it's because you think it's ok to be bad at math! Get a tutor, visit the kahn academy website, actually read the fucking book, do something.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

god damnit, microwave! you left out the differential element! get back in the kitchen!

[–]rustysniper 0 points1 point ago

I had two of those geckos once. They tried to kill each other.

[–]jmbrown1984 0 points1 point ago

Who's chair is that?

[–]lesmax 0 points1 point ago

I made this macro from an image I found on the LiveJournal community "splodefromcute" a few years ago.. love seeing it resurface! :D

[–]Lazorbadger 0 points1 point ago

Haha wat

[–]razzo 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. I can go to bed now.

[–]Unlimited_Wombats 0 points1 point ago

Math is great. Except for when it wants to touch me. Eww, hands off, damn it.

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[–]Grape_Salad 1 point2 points ago

Its a gecko.

[–]donald20 1 point2 points ago

Specifically, a leopard gecko.

[–]Grape_Salad 3 points4 points ago

I knew it started with an l, i thought it was lemon.

[–]Fireproofmilk 10 points11 points ago

nope, lemons don't has feets

[–]Grape_Salad 2 points3 points ago

Ahhhhh! Ha ha.

[–]ant6116 0 points1 point ago

Id fuck it

[–]Grape_Salad 7 points8 points ago

wat.

[–]wolfgang5feet -1 points0 points ago

[–]Shintenpu 0 points1 point ago

[–]Arcantium -2 points-1 points ago

Whaaaaat? Math is AWESOME. It's like, the root of all science.

[–]Trevid -1 points0 points ago

[–]Mau5fan1 -4 points-3 points ago

this is awesome...good day sir, upvoted! :)

[–]ashtonishing18 -3 points-2 points ago

Math is hard.

[–]lategame -2 points-1 points ago

LOL

[–]lurkersaurus -1 points0 points ago

Im majoring in physics and my mentor emailed me the first month and asked me if I knew physics involved math :(

[–]RepostSource -1 points0 points ago

Also found here:

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[–]HiveMindNotMe -2 points-1 points ago

so you can count to twenty?

[–]AngelixArch -2 points-1 points ago

I never understood why people hate math so much... Either that or why they don't understand it...