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[–]TheSmallThingsInLife 17 points18 points ago

I always wanted one of those when I was a kid. This was basically the reaction I got when I asked the kids down the street to let me ride theirs. :(

[–]lardgrease 7 points8 points ago

I still want one. I would look silly but fuck it!

[–]johnny_appletits 13 points14 points ago

They should make those for grown-ups

[–]c3llist9 5 points6 points ago

This seems to have gone over most people's heads. Sorry.

[–]_AxeOfKindness_ 6 points7 points ago

Cars?

[–]raisin_bran_in 8 points9 points ago

[–]swagmeister23 3 points4 points ago

they do

[–]NeoTeleSocio 1 point2 points ago

It's called a car.

[–]Larillia 9 points10 points ago*

I ran my little brother over with one of these when he was 2. I didn't realize this and couldn't figure out why I wasn't moving any more so I kept spinning the wheels on his stomach. He was okay but I haven't lived it down 22 years later.

[–]martymcflyer 3 points4 points ago

GREAT SCOTT her insurance ratings will be astronomical!

[–]jensenw 3 points4 points ago

[–]the_decline 0 points1 point ago

[–]Uncle_Gus -2 points-1 points ago

Internet, you scary. I literally came to these comments to suggest that this gif should become the next "haters gonna hate". I see the internet can also timetravel.

[–]RudyBagels 0 points1 point ago

I present to you Occam's Razor: You have been robbed of original thought. Your assimilation into the hivemind is complete. Note: It happens to everyone, I'm not judging.

[–]LifeObserver 0 points1 point ago

[–]theghostofme 0 points1 point ago

Personally, I prefer this version.

[–]ZiggyZu 0 points1 point ago

She grew up to be Angelina Jolie in 'Gone In Sixty Seconds'.

I don't normally find her attractive - but something about those bleached white dreads did it or me... Phew, quite a tangent.

[–]grumpysnap 0 points1 point ago

I'd do anything to be still asked to take a nap..

[–]twogaterobo 0 points1 point ago