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[–]Communistowl[S] 37 points38 points ago

The source before anyone asks.

[–]inigomelo 15 points16 points ago

O_o I believe all of that belongs in /r/wtf all of it....

[–]TheVog 1 point2 points ago

It's an actual style of dance, albeit uncommon. Gotta hand it to a lot of these people though, I couldn't do most of that without breaking... many things.

[–]eliseyloo 1 point2 points ago

I saw Major Lazer at Sasquatch last year and they did this on stage

[–]OhFiddlesdicks 3 points4 points ago

[–]inigomelo 0 points1 point ago

I know....

[–]daberg 14 points15 points ago

The best part about this (for those of you that watch Tim and Eric) is that Eric was the director of that video.

[–]Vleesgordijn 0 points1 point ago

plus the effects are by none other than Fatal Farm (lasagnacat, alternate tv intros, some mtv movie awards sketches with andy samberg etc)

[–]lmnopqrs11 0 points1 point ago

always was my favorite part of this video. it's a catchy song too

[–]bahnder -1 points0 points ago

TIL!

[–]needsmoreocarina 2 points3 points ago

Someone is gonna break a hip doing that shit.

[–]FapFapNinja 3 points4 points ago

Your foresight is astonishing.

[–]ruination77[!] 2 points3 points ago

Totally thought that said 'foreskin'.

[–]4vradrmr 1 point2 points ago

I love you. I've been tryin to find this video for like a year. My friend showed it to me once and I have lost contact with him since :-/

[–]donald20 1 point2 points ago

What.

[–]mattfbasler 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite.

[–]rocksolid142 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen hair like that since the 90s..

[–]katnybray 0 points1 point ago

I knew it!!!

[–]VictoryGin 0 points1 point ago

The fuck did I just watch?

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

What the shit.

[–]archenemy236 -5 points-4 points ago

Disgusting :|

[–]needsmoreocarina -4 points-3 points ago

[–]vinsite 30 points31 points ago

And this is what happened one minute later

[–]Gorignak 2 points3 points ago

A snapped boner will do that do a guy.

[–]marcojr 12 points13 points ago

my gf has been abroad for 4 months, I.cannot.fucking.wait.

[–]Vefantur 25 points26 points ago

my gf has been a broad for her entire life. strange, i know.

[–]Yggdrazzil 5 points6 points ago

Badabum

  • tish

[–]Tobbeb 0 points1 point ago

i was imagining more of a " whaa whaa wha wha whaaaaa~" sound

[–]abravefight 0 points1 point ago

congrats on the sex change.

[–]pfennigweise 33 points34 points ago

I went through the same thing when my ex returned from Europe. We didn't even wait to leave the airport.

And wow, what a bunch of negative Nancy's in this thread? Christ, you've all must have been cheated on a lot.

[–]armanioromana 24 points25 points ago

Seriously. The assumption that every girl ever will cheat on their boyfriend as soon as they are separated is pretty disheartening.

[–]TheVog -1 points0 points ago

6 out of 12 times. It's said that roughly one in two people cheats/has cheated before, and in my experience, that's spot on.

[–]Communistowl[S] 50 points51 points ago

Ouch.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Ain't no thang, bro. Not all girls are whores. I'm sure you can trust your lady.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

AWWWWWWW YEAH

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[–]camdenite 22 points23 points ago

Not all ladies are ho-hos. I went abroad for 6 months and was 100% faithful. And still partied my face off!

[–]Frankentim_the_crim 13 points14 points ago

Your bf goes on reddit, and knows your username, doesn't he

[–]thabolks 1 point2 points ago

That honestly that makes me happy. Good for you!

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[–]LeT-rex 7 points8 points ago

This is from the song " Pon De Floor" by Major Lazer. The rest of the video is very entertaining as well.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Seems like there are quite a few pessimistic individuals in this thread.

Is is that common for women(or men, for that matter) to be unfaithful?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

No, it's not. It's apparently just common to everyone in this thread.

[–]tyRAWRnnosaurus 0 points1 point ago

As someone in a long distance relationship... this thread was bringing me down. So thanks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Just trust your partner. This thread was a downer to me too because some people are cunts.

[–]CrazyMcfobo 4 points5 points ago

Yes it is.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Just saying, the majority of women that I have interacted with (going to a mostly female college) have interesting perspectives on what constitutes cheating and what doesn't.

[–]Falcon_Kick 1 point2 points ago

Same here, I have a no tolerance policy but if you bring that up with girls in university they're all "no you just don't understand the situation" either you cheated or you didn't, idc if you've somehow justified it in your head

[–]Spronty 0 points1 point ago

This intrigues me. Are you saying for instance that there are girls that would get drunk and make out with a random dude but not constitute it as cheating just because he was drunk?

[–]ThunderOrb 0 points1 point ago

I've had mixed success. I dated a girl that lived 14 hours away for three years that was totally faithful (to my knowledge). I had another girl that moved from my area to Florida to be with her mom and cheated on me within the month with two guys in one week.

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[–]jivemotha 5 points6 points ago

does it off of a fucking huge ladder too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Does he break the woman's fucking pelvis!?

[–]jivemotha 1 point2 points ago

he lands on his feet first, here's the link it starts at 2:00

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Okay, this is just too fucking much.

[–]FancyKetchupIsnt 0 points1 point ago

I'm so sad that he found religion. I'll never get to see a Major Lazer show with Skerrit Bwoy!

[–]Telelia 2 points3 points ago

College Students-When summer is over

[–]speedstix 2 points3 points ago

you probably lasted as long as that gif too..

[–]cantaloupe_kid 6 points7 points ago

So you had sex? Cool, bro.

[–]ocentertainment 3 points4 points ago

Actually I think he said he did a belly flop on to her vagina. His girlfriend is a pool. Also, pools have vaginas.

[–]NStizzle55 2 points3 points ago

Smashing!

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[–]janista 0 points1 point ago

My buddy's girlfriend just got back from a 6 month excursion in the far east. They made it and are still going strong. Just have faith and ignore negative comments was his advice.

[–]hollander93 1 point2 points ago

What the fuck is this and why is it always so violent?

[–]holman43 1 point2 points ago

This is what me and betty white look like

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

slightly nsfw

[–]camp_jacking_roy 1 point2 points ago

daggerin'

[–]gentlemandinosaur 1 point2 points ago

Cool, you were excited to see her and were horny.

Awesome. Way to go. Congratulations.

[–]Cynikal818 1 point2 points ago*

Am I the only one that has trust issues? I would probably break it off. Fuck...now I feel like an awful person.

[–]MacNamedDre 1 point2 points ago

MAJA LAZA!

[–]Subject2Change 1 point2 points ago

I worked on that video, yay post-production.

[–]queeku3773 3 points4 points ago

"Pon de Floor"

[–]nukedukem96 0 points1 point ago

major laser!!!

[–]kirinroxs 0 points1 point ago

Idk how to feel about this

[–]LVKRFT 0 points1 point ago

Did you hear her bestest whine?

[–]dking888 0 points1 point ago

Ah the good ol' jump off. The most difficult of all daggering maneuvers.

[–]Vault101Boy 0 points1 point ago

Ya'll both roll around in a fireplace to mask your true identities and disregard the fact that you're the product of an intellectually advancing species?

[–]bubrockit 0 points1 point ago

I nearly vomited half way through the video..

I really hope this is a joke..

[–]shavashava 0 points1 point ago

In defense of girlfriends that study abroad while their boyfriends are stuck at home, I've been studying abroad this semester and I haven't done anything that could be considered cheating, nor do I have any plans to.

even if the most hedonistic part of my brain tries to rationalize any form of overstepping boundaries with other guys, it's never enough to risk my relationship. So maybe it's not so comforting to hear your girlfriend may have briefly considered cheating on you, but it should be encouraging to know that a lot of us value their boyfriend's trust much more. We're looking forward to the same reaction when we come home too!

[–]justcubes 0 points1 point ago

Skerrit Bwoy.

[–]RandomGuy234 0 points1 point ago

Looks like Minibash!

[–]Watson36K -1 points0 points ago

Black People....

[–]BathofFire -3 points-2 points ago

I like that the Fear Factory song that came on as I opened this gif goes well to with it.