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[–]w33babishamois13 61 points62 points ago

Feels even better when this a word for word repost from 2 weeks ago

[–]matticusrex 10 points11 points ago

I also love the fact that it's portraying basically exactly what the title says.
It's like making a grotesque cartoon of someone taking a shit and experiencing toilet water blowback, titling it "When I take a shit!"

[–]Portashotty 2 points3 points ago

Could not have said it better myself.

[–]potted 186 points187 points ago

3:30? That's when I start.

[–]MrAndroidFilms 80 points81 points ago

by 6:00 i like to start my transitioning into paniking the fuck out

[–]GhostTurd 12 points13 points ago

Haha I just finished a paper and at 6 I skipped the transition period and panicked the fuck out...15 minutes later, I'm done and feel dumb for panicking

[–]ack30297 11 points12 points ago

I just finished mine at 6:30 and am proud I was at a computer for 7 hours straight and didn't check Reddit once.

[–]danny_ 1 point2 points ago

Yahoo Euchre. I used to break for Yahoo Euchre every god damn half hour.

[–]swirlind 0 points1 point ago

Well here is no place to suggest things like that! We are all procrastinators here, and some of us may just have to go looking for this at 3:30am now!

[–]GhostTurd 0 points1 point ago

I started at 11pm, went back and forth between reddit and my paper for about 2 hours, then finally had to turn the tv off and close everything and work on. Every time I thought I was close I had to go back and rewrite half of it and cut out the other half. Get to class barely on time and wtf happens? School said fuck buying paper, lets put recycled paper in all the printers.

[–]its_a_paradox 18 points19 points ago

and I am still not done. All-nighter here.

[–]Yoyo8 7 points8 points ago

Well being on reddit is not gonna help!!

[–]its_a_paradox 11 points12 points ago

Don't tell me what to do!

still not done...

[–]code_makes_me_happy 4 points5 points ago

...

[–]Mimmox 3 points4 points ago

code monkey get up get coffee

[–]code_makes_me_happy 1 point2 points ago

Code monkey go to job

[–]threeworddude 0 points1 point ago

you are doomed

[–]its_a_paradox 0 points1 point ago

Hey you guys, I finished....I have had so much coffee....I didn't even know you could get a buzz like this

[–]henryblobby 6 points7 points ago

Always the best way. Finish just before handing in time then you don't need to worry about oversleeping.

[–]wesrawr 8 points9 points ago

Sadly I discovered this the best time to write philosophy, socio/psych and english papers. That in-between zone of being awake enough to still comprehend words, but tired enough to be a bit delusional and think of crazy shit.

[–]DIDNT_GET_SARCASM 2 points3 points ago

But it has to be before the class to turn it in or something important at least. If you just do it that late with free time, you get distracted/don't come up with anything good.

[–]TipyTheFertile 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, but trying to write technical science papers at that level usually results in utter confusion and a lowered level of self worth

[–]FUCKITIMPOSTING 0 points1 point ago

Same for composing music. I once spent 10 or so hours madly finishing a piece for uni and was pretty pissed when I realised the parts written while half-asleep were better than the parts written while fully awake.

[–]killahcortes 4 points5 points ago

Finishing a paper at 3:30 AM: Now we have so much time for activities!

[–]DrThunderface 1 point2 points ago

I'm a college senior and I approve of this message.

[–]w0zniak 0 points1 point ago

3:30 is the 12:30, duh.

[–]Danno1850 0 points1 point ago

That's a veteran senior technique. This padawan does not know the ways of the dark side yet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I started at 5am this morning.

[–]SC2_Bench 0 points1 point ago

This comment hit way too close to home. I started a paper tonight at 3:30. I just got done 30 minutes ago (9:30). Guess I shouldn't put 2000 word research papers off until the night before, huh?

[–]greenbowl 0 points1 point ago

Some nice tips for those rushing to get things done so late...

Pomodoro method

Set timer for 25 minutes of work

5 minute rest

Every 4 cycles, 15 -20 minutes of rest.

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

Those ninja coat hangers are pretty cool.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Damn you amazon.

[–]jackrar 65 points66 points ago

6:25am and still going lololololol

[–]3Dawg 42 points43 points ago

I know it's hard but you should get off reddit. Unless your paper is on the front page of the internet.

[–]nojoebe 13 points14 points ago

Mine isn't done yet tonight but I am writing about how technology and information influences society... so that is kind of like reddit.

[–]x2mike2x 10 points11 points ago*

Teacher: "This is absolute crap nojoebe. Why is your paper so bad"

Nojoebe: "I think I devoted too much time to researching the topic and not quite enough to putting my ideas down on paper."

[–]nojoebe 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha it is basically a book report... The author would hate reddit soooo much... But he does make a good point about how it is hard to filter information coming to future generation and all I could think was... /r/spacedicks...

[–]x2mike2x 1 point2 points ago

cringe

[–]dotheraptor37 0 points1 point ago

I didn't know... I had to look...

x.x

[–]nojoebe 1 point2 points ago

Ahh one of my friends who has been on the site for 6 months or so was telling me about how they found this new subreddit star-penis or something and was horrified. I should have remembered that not everyone knows not to go there... don't ever go there...

[–]dotheraptor37 1 point2 points ago

... Why did I just try typing in /r/star-penis? There is something very wrong with me...

[–]nojoebe 1 point2 points ago

Ha ha sorry to disappoint!

[–]dotheraptor37 1 point2 points ago

It's better this way... My insatiable curiosity does not need to lead to horrors every time lol

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Write a paper on what you saw.

[–]dotheraptor37 0 points1 point ago

... I'm sorry, I couldn't... I was browsing reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Just write your paper as a reddit text post. Might make things easier.

[–]3Dawg 0 points1 point ago

Teacher: "And why isn't your name on the paper? All is see in the corner is nojoebe."

nojoebe: "Sorry! Are you going to give my paper more downvotes because of that?!"

Teacher: "downvotes?"

[–]guinness_blaine 1 point2 points ago

Well as long as you can relate it.

[–]nojoebe 0 points1 point ago

Sun's rising now too so there are other pluses!

[–]zHellas 2 points3 points ago

Soon mine will.

I just need to add some cat pictures, boobs, Pokemon and complex Physics equations before that will happen.

[–]Tronaxious 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you should quit smoking and solve world hunger while you're at it too.

[–]pjpacattack 0 points1 point ago

Just finished mine. Started at 8 pm.

[–]Dismiss 10 points11 points ago

14 days ago:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s4ewb/what_i_feel_like_after_finishing_my_paper_at_4_in/

Exact same post, well done OP you should be proud

[–]I_am_telling_you 26 points27 points ago

Hit save a thousand times

[–]leontrotskitty 19 points20 points ago

And 'save as' once for good measure

[–]cbfw86 17 points18 points ago

To the desktop. Always the desktop.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

This bugs the piss out of my

[–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points ago

save as: horsedick.mpeg

[–]flnhst 8 points9 points ago

And backup to EVERYTHING

[–]aChileanDude 4 points5 points ago

dropbox.

Bitchy-backups love dropbox.

[–]racecarjerry 2 points3 points ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Google docs is your friend.

[–]oxhappyhourxo 25 points26 points ago

Re:Re:Re:Fwd:Fwd:Fwd:Re:Fwd:Fwd:Re:Re:Re: So funny!!!

[–]SilverPanther 3 points4 points ago

This exact picture with this exact tag line is submitted every few days. Come up with some new shit!

[–]zatzai 11 points12 points ago

Feels even better when you Ace said paper.

[–]FuckYouImFunny 14 points15 points ago

Feels amazing when you only started at 1:00 AM.

[–]BanditoRojo 17 points18 points ago

The irony is I procrastinated for weeks and it only took 2 hours. Forever lazy.

[–]lyons4398 2 points3 points ago

My problem is usually procrasturbation... yea, im just gonna go check out r/gonewild now...

[–]golfjunkie 8 points9 points ago

And not a word of it will be proofread.

[–]snorch 5 points6 points ago

Fuck it, we'll do it live.

[–]theunknownone92 7 points8 points ago*

ok..10am il start then

  • 4am: right here we go! hmm actually il make a coffee to stay awake

  • 4:30am: good cup of coffee that was,right...crack on with essay..il check reddit first though

  • 5:15am: i really have to start this and get off reddit i have college at 9pm

  • 5:35am: maybe i could fap....

  • 6:36am: WHY DID I FAP? NOW IM REALLY TIRED.

  • 8am: oh fuck...i slept.

[–]yb1013 10 points11 points ago

What Time Zone is this?

[–]WhiteEternalKnight 3 points4 points ago

Reverse Stop-and-Start Eastern Time

[–]theunknownone92 -2 points-1 points ago

Neutral Planet time. "Live free or Dont."

[–]ghero19 0 points1 point ago

My head is full of fuck

[–]ThatAustrian 0 points1 point ago

Well you still have time till 9pm.

[–]JCXtreme 0 points1 point ago

4>4:30>2:15 I think your clock is trolling you.

[–]snorch -1 points0 points ago

Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey.

[–]theunknownone92 -1 points0 points ago

id give this post 4 wibbly wobbly eggs and a half wibble wob...

PG no mingey minge

[–]Pets1989 5 points6 points ago

Pretty sure this is a repost and a used idea, too bad, copy paste harder next time.

[–]Te4RHyP3 1 point2 points ago

try starting it at midnight, finishing at 7 am and then doing a final exam at 8am

[–]Gutterville 0 points1 point ago

Fucking hero you are. hope you pass

[–]Te4RHyP3 0 points1 point ago

oh haha, yea i passed - this was last august though

and when i woke up at midnight, it was to do every assignment in the course : D

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[–]commentsurfer 1 point2 points ago

It starts off well written but then gradually fades into incoherency.

[–]Jackomo 1 point2 points ago

Try having a hand in at 12:00, realising it's 11:40 and you're only just finishing off your bibliography. There's a queue at the printer of the now busy 24/7 library in which you have been procrastinating since 23:00 the previous night, and you now have the stark realisation that all the fear/panic/work could ultimately have been for nothing. Also, the hand-in desk is a 10 minute walk away/5 minute run.

I made it bang on 12:00. I nearly got hit by a van and almost passed out after returning my books, but I made it.

[–]heartpuppiez 1 point2 points ago

wow that was even funnier when I saw the exact same post a week ago

[–]Salsashaman 1 point2 points ago

I hate it when ppl get a bunch of karma from reposts that they did nothing for. YOU DONT DESERVE THIS

[–]JP_EP3 1 point2 points ago

repost

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for reposting this for the 9000000th time.

[–]Dialaninja 1 point2 points ago

3:30? You're adorable.

[–]k0na 1 point2 points ago

"I swear, if this is that goddamn Sqidward gif again..." -click- sigh

[–]idiotinasuitcase 1 point2 points ago

The amount of things you repost is astounding.

[–]stealth_chill 4 points5 points ago

Right.....3:30am. It's 6:00am over here and im not even half way done for a paper due in 5 hours. Ahhhh college.

[–]nojoebe 2 points3 points ago

It is a good night for an all nighter... so you shouldn't worry. Tomorrow will be a beautiful day... fueled by caffeine.

[–]JCXtreme 1 point2 points ago

Today*

[–]nojoebe 0 points1 point ago

NO IT IS ALL ONE DAY IF I DON"T FALL ASLzzzzzzzzzzz

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[–]UselessRob 1 point2 points ago

If it makes you feel any better i'm in the exact same situation as you. Calc test in a few hours. Except replace the tight schedule with procrastination.

[–]silvermoons 1 point2 points ago

It's 4am and I have 4 pages to go and I'm on Reddit.

[–]thesplendor 1 point2 points ago

Just did this. Took me 15 hours in the library (probably 9 hours of work, 6 hours of reddit)

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

sweet. you still got 6 hours of sleep to get

[–]Pravusmentis 1 point2 points ago

Don't proof read it, you'll spoil the greatness

[–]Sagillarious 1 point2 points ago

That's cute

[–]VOICE_OF_REASONING 0 points1 point ago

This same post makes it to the front page almost every week now

[–]NaumNaumers2 0 points1 point ago

This exact title and gif combo was posted no less than a month ago.

[–]iLoiter 0 points1 point ago

all-nighter-fag reporting in

[–]SkeeverTail 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, i've usually still got the nice "feeling productive" glow at 3:30.

Things only really start getting messy at 8:00-11:00am when it's getting close to the time I actually have to hand it in.

[–]RedTeck 0 points1 point ago

How funny, i was up all night writing a paper on clinton... oooooooooh billy.

[–]dabrownguy13 0 points1 point ago

Just got done with a 16 page paper that I started around 3 last night. Seeing this post made it all worth it.

[–]willOTW 0 points1 point ago

Try a final project in Architecture. I wish I could go to bed at 3:30 every night.

[–]holdoutgirl 0 points1 point ago

Try an entire thesis in a language you've only spoken for the last three years, man!

[–]GODhimself37 0 points1 point ago

I wrote a 7 page paper the day it was due. I just woke up at 8am and worked nonstop till 3:30. Horrible, but it wasn't as bad as staying up till 7

[–]geardos 0 points1 point ago

Used to take a 3d modelling class that was at 830am every friday. Worked a 9 hour shift the day before at a warehouse, every week. Would get home, take a nap, put on coffee, and work in maya from 1130pm to 6am, take a short nap if I was lucky, then go to class which lasted 4 hours. Every week man. Learned the art of the caffeinated power nap.

[–]etc_fantus 0 points1 point ago

its more like "my precious, bring me A+"

[–]oboedude 0 points1 point ago

fuck you, it's 7:10 and I'm still not done

[–]BarryMcCaulkiner 0 points1 point ago

Eyes bloodshot at 3:30AM? Da FUCK???

[–]mrv9292 0 points1 point ago

9pm to 9am paper writing sesh last week.

[–]ilyketurtles 0 points1 point ago

How's your freshman year going?

[–]jamesf797 0 points1 point ago

this is why you take night classes... wake up around noon or so. start your paper at 1 have it done by 4... go get a beer for happy hour. then go to class at 6.

[–]CaptainCrunch 0 points1 point ago

That's also the moment when you proofread the first two sentences before giving up and saying fuck it. :)

[–]CUM_BLASTED_CORPSE 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only student who does their work as soon as possible?

[–]jeffha3 0 points1 point ago

Look, a repost! Quick, kill it! KILL IT! Before it gets away!

[–]PlNGAS 0 points1 point ago

[–]Kingkuro 0 points1 point ago

For the last semester I have had lab reports due at 9 am on Sunday mornings, which means finishing them at around 7 am most weeks. 3:30 is not even a thing.

[–]thepainteddoor 0 points1 point ago

Feels good to finish early.

[–]The_D0ctah 0 points1 point ago

You should repost this to /r/reactiongifs

[–]significantshrinkage 0 points1 point ago

After reading this thread I'm so glad I'm not in college.

[–]lunishidd 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain this to me? I'm not from the US so i don't how your college education actually looks like. I mean do you really have to write so many essays or papers ? Because for my college that is something which is very unusual.

[–]WorldLeader 0 points1 point ago

As an IR and Econ major, I write a shit ton of papers as an undergrad. Mostly, each class will require a large final paper (4000+ word), and sometimes a few smaller (1500-2000 word) papers during the semester. You get pretty good at writing them though; I recently wrote a 2000 word paper that was due at noon at 9am the same day.. but I got a good night sleep beforehand. It only takes an hour to type, and an hour to research, so the rest is proofreading.

[–]Gutterville -2 points-1 points ago

You americans cry way too much, I am doing my final year at uni in the UK. I just wrote a 20,000 word dissertation on a small law firm. I still have several exams and another essay due before April.

[–]WorldLeader 0 points1 point ago

I'm actually studying in the UK this semester, and the classes in the UK revolve more around the final week than anything else, so you just have some huge projects at the end instead of a bunch of work throughout the semester. I'm not saying it's better or worse, just different. I think that I objectively prefer the American higher education system to Britain's though.

[–]Gutterville 0 points1 point ago

Me to thats why im going to do an MBA in the states

[–]ryanx27 0 points1 point ago

In humanities / liberal arts courses, it is very common. Much less so in math and science.

[–]NinjaAssassinKitty 0 points1 point ago

Usually there is one major essay per class you take, which you are aware of from the beginning of class, or a few weeks in advance. A lot of people are lazy and don't start it till the day before. Which is bad.

[–]lunishidd 0 points1 point ago

Ok that makes sense , its very similar to where I'm from. I just thought that students in US colleges have to write every week a paper on a certain topic because I see so many post about people saying that they finish their stuff last minute.

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

At the stage you dont give a fuck about how good it is, just how done it is.

[–]johnkong 0 points1 point ago

Take this shit to /r/reactiongifs please

[–]JenniiXCore -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for I have just finished a ten page paper in twelve hours. It is now 5.30 am.. The paper is due at 8. [9]

[–]PancakeTune -1 points0 points ago

7:22am and finished!

[–]SirMustache007 -1 points0 points ago

It's 7:00 a.m, and I'm not even close to finished..

[–]TTHVOB -1 points0 points ago

7:36am here, started the paper at 10:30 pm yesterday, probably won't finish till 10am earliest. 3rd time this week (staying up till 10am, not third paper).

[–]x2mike2x -1 points0 points ago*

I've been feeling ill and last night I took nyquil at about 11. I think to myself "that should give me 8 hours to sleep and plenty of time to get up for my 8:45 class... my 8:45 class? OH SHIT! The one the final draft of the 8 page paper is due in!?" Needless to say the tiny cup of liquid I drank just seconds before had sealed me fate for the night. So here I am the next morning... changing the header and getting ready to hand in my rough draft again!

[–]cfmonkey45 -1 points0 points ago

As a man on page 12 of his 20 page research paper, I sympathize almost entirely.

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead -1 points0 points ago

3 am is my noon.

[–]hantarrr -1 points0 points ago

Yesterday I was up all night working on an Internal Assessment for math and that was EXACTLY me when I was done it....at 7:30am. I better get a good mark!

[–]reverbs -1 points0 points ago

The best part is since its so late by the time you finish that you still can't go to sleep otherwise you'll sleep through your 8:00am class and not get to hand it in on time!

[–]terca17 -1 points0 points ago

My research paper got assigned a few weeks before the due date. Then, I forgot about it. On the day before the due date, Friend sent me a text message about finishing the paper. I freaked the fuck out, and had to stay up all night writing. Submitted a few minutes before 8 AM. Got an A. Fuck yes. But seriously, I promised myself that I would never do that AGAIN... But I was a stupid freshman student and I was wrong.

Four years later, during the last summer quarter of my 4th year, I procrastinated the book report on "History of a Suicide: My Sister's Unfinished Life" until a few days before the date due. Once again, I panicked. But then, as soon as I started reading that book, I couldn't stop. I finished it in one day, and then finished five-page paper on the next day. Then, I did nothing but sleep all of the weekend. Got a B+ on it. Meh.

[–]kezdog92 -1 points0 points ago

This is funny because I just stayed up 25 hours doing a law report. Time for bed I think.

[–]DarknessDragon -1 points0 points ago

I just did that last night, but it was 2:30 instead of 3:30

[–]RuchW -1 points0 points ago*

I used to sleep during the day just so I could pull all nighters! Been done school for 3 years now and...absolutely DO NOT MISS IT!

[–]worker32 -2 points-1 points ago

The paper ain't so bad when it's a topic you know quite well and are willing to talk about.

[–]Charles_K 2 points3 points ago

No, but doing it past midnight is.

[–]colonelsmaash 2 points3 points ago

1/100 papers meets this criteria though lol

[–]macogle -2 points-1 points ago

3 pages down, one to go. Walk in the park, or it will be as soon as these contacts come out.

[–]scy1192 -2 points-1 points ago

gooby, pls

[–]jestacado -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]thejagger 4 points5 points ago

Your college doesn't give you a login to a website/some system that has a bunch of subscriptions to different journals? I'm pretty sure most do.

[–]Metalmaker1 -2 points-1 points ago

Just finished a excel spread sheet, a short paper and now finishing up a power point for a project i have to present in 3 hours......i was assigned this in February.