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[–]RedGeekChic 166 points167 points ago

Oil monster from Fern Gully?

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points ago

The phone is actually Melisandre.

[–]olivermihoff 8 points9 points ago

The beast was actually made from years of ear wax, not the phone. ಠ_ಠ

[–]icario 4 points5 points ago

Her vagina is dark and full of terrors.

[–]RedGeekChic 5 points6 points ago

Or her shadow baby...that...does things that I won't tell you in case you haven't read the books.

[–]gemmillRX 27 points28 points ago

Huge nostalgia right now

[–]PirateD00D 16 points17 points ago

Hexus!

[–]cman95and 1 point2 points ago

For years I've been trying to remember that show!!!!! Thank you!

[–]the_denizen 1 point2 points ago

Hexas.

[–]bigDB 1 point2 points ago

Yo, the name is Batty!
Logic is erratic!

[–]kathini 0 points1 point ago

You beat me to it. I used to love that movie!

[–]Forensicunit 117 points118 points ago

Immediately reminded me of this.

[–]PHALLUS_OF_MALICE 7 points8 points ago

Haha, that's actually pretty witty, but I've never seen it, and I thought it was pretty fucking crazy.

[–]moparornocar 1 point2 points ago

Those backhoe hand shovels are pretty fuckin cool, and im 23.

[–]derp_trollington_III 0 points1 point ago

I don't know, man. I'm looking at the Bladerunner LED umbrella myself.

[–]bob_mcbob 1 point2 points ago

I keep reading your username as "forensic cunt".

[–]Merlinja[S] 6 points7 points ago

Holy damn that's a lot of posts.

[–]Forensicunit 17 points18 points ago

I swear I see it daily.

[–]redditmeastory 30 points31 points ago

My first time and I've been on reddit for over a year.

[–]Pequin 3 points4 points ago

It isn't posted that often but it does get attention.

[–]Jonesty 1 point2 points ago

The link above shows that it is posted more than once a month.

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[–]Jonesty 0 points1 point ago*

That link shows 19 posts in one year.

That is 19 posts in a period of 12 months.

That is an average of 1.583 times a month.

1.583 > 1

edit: this post was made to prove that it is in fact posted more than once a month, that fact was contended by Pequin

[–]ElricG 38 points39 points ago

TETSUO

[–]punknown 22 points23 points ago

KANEDA!

[–]doesthemusic 8 points9 points ago

AYEEEEEEEIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEE

(hoo! hah! TING!)

EEEEEYaAAAAAAAAAAoooooooOOOOEEEEEEEEE

(thud! crash! TING!)

OYOOOOOOOOOOLAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(smash! clang! TING!)

(klklklklklkakakakaKA KA KA! ... TING! KA! Klakakakakakaklkllklkkkk)

AIIAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELADADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(30 pages of EEE'ing removed)

TING!

[–]siliconlife 4 points5 points ago

I actually got the soundtrack to akira, "mutation" is one of my favorites.

[–]BlackForestMountain 1 point2 points ago

more like this guy

[–]Gelatinous6291 0 points1 point ago

Probably my favourite Studio Ghibli production (though made before the studios formation, same guys)

[–]jimmytehbob 0 points1 point ago

what is it called?

[–]Gelatinous6291 0 points1 point ago

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

[–]MrBoomBoxa 0 points1 point ago

So fucking wierd by the fact is when I watched Chronicle, all I could think was this. It made me stay awake thinking about life for 3 STRAIGHT FUCKING DAYS. By the way is the video posted on r/WTF?

[–]NonSequitur92 2 points3 points ago

I saw this in my lecture and laughed so hard I got kicked out. Thanks.

[–]TheBlunderguff 13 points14 points ago

[–]ffffffffffffffffffff 22 points23 points ago

That actually looks more like a Sony Ericsson W810

[–]MK_Ultrex 6 points7 points ago

In fact it is.

[–]Kleinebaas 5 points6 points ago

Whoa, whoa. I have that one. Now I'll be afraid of that to pop out of my phone every day.

[–]OCDTrigger 8 points9 points ago

[–]310_nightstalkers 15 points16 points ago

Scariest fucking thing I have seen on reddit.

[–]papaslew 6 points7 points ago

[–]TheBeardlessSquirrel 10 points11 points ago

> /r/creepy

You best be joking

[–]Apollos_Anus 4 points5 points ago

Replace that shit with r/spaceclop.

Not okay.

[–]commandakeen 2 points3 points ago

I hope i can drink so much, that i will forget what i just saw.

[–]joebenation 1 point2 points ago

Good god man, that is some seriously depraved shit.

[–]papaslew 1 point2 points ago

yea... twas a weak example

[–]Ansaldo 2 points3 points ago

Scariest fucking thing I have seen on reddit.

[–]310_nightstalkers 2 points3 points ago

false, i have never nor ever will go to r/spacedicks

[–]tracebusta 2 points3 points ago

I really really don't want to check for myself, so I'll just ask:

Is /r/picsofdeadkids real? If so: what the fuck.

[–]mattymck 1 point2 points ago

it is, i should have disabled thumbnails.

[–]tracebusta 2 points3 points ago

I know there's some sick shit on Reddit, but I think this takes the cake.

[–]Tsury 4 points5 points ago

[–]bsemmelbeck 0 points1 point ago

thank you, sir

[–]DarkLoad1 0 points1 point ago

Thanks! I went to the website they were trying to promote the first time I saw that but it wasn't working. What was on it, do you know?

[–]Tsury 0 points1 point ago

No idea, I believe the promotion had failed and they abandoned whatever it was :)

[–]Random-Miser 6 points7 points ago

Dude, game of thrones spoiler....at least use tags.

[–]TerethAurauu 0 points1 point ago

Holy fuck. I'm glad he killed it before it got loose!

[–]Kbourger 2 points3 points ago

Good old fashion nightmare fuel!!! I definitely needed that. I was just starting to get back on a regular sleeping schedule. Don't want that to happen I guess.

[–]ItsBecauseIm____ 4 points5 points ago

If you have the technological know-how, can you post it... in reverse?

[–]Pequin 16 points17 points ago

[–]jeuest 19 points20 points ago

Thats the demon entering the Nokia, rendering it almost indestructible

[–]nerdydamehadanaxe 4 points5 points ago

It speaks.

[–]ItsBecauseIm____ 0 points1 point ago

thank you!!

[–]sgtpepper_spray 9 points10 points ago

Its fake. for proof, refer to the numerous other postings of this where the comments said so.

[–]UpTheIron 30 points31 points ago

wait, Is Fake/Real an honest concern here?

[–]V3RTiG0 8 points9 points ago

Yes, it is a concern as we all know, nothing can kill a Nokia. If something were to kill a Nokia, it would mean the prophecy has begun, in which case, it has been said that on that day the Nokia's will call to their brethren and rain down from the heavens wiping the world clean of all it's sins. Many doubt the prophecy will ever occur, as we know, Nokia's can no longer be created nor destroyed.

[–]mquindlen81 0 points1 point ago

Could Chuck Norris kill a Nokia?

[–]V3RTiG0 0 points1 point ago

ERROR, ERROR, DOES NOT COMPUTE.

[–]BrassBoots 10 points11 points ago

Of course it's fake, but if you want proof you can always watch the original video.

Side effects may include: Severe insomnia, an irrational fear of cellphones, perpetual vivid nightmares, and/or sobbing softly in the fetal position.

[–]poteaser 1 point2 points ago

That was so much better with the sound effects added.

[–]T_L_K 2 points3 points ago

I would like to see the process of making it. Of course it is fake, but those are still some damn impressive CGI effects...

[–]frenzyboard 5 points6 points ago

Not CGI. It's a puppet. There's cuts every time the lights flash where they introduce a new puppet into the prop microwave.

Still pretty cool.

[–]regdayrF 1 point2 points ago

Without the teeth I actually would've thought it's real.

[–]shalafi71 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the video! That makes my day.

[–]hakkzpets 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered why Nokias always been so tough. Now I know, Satan lives within them.

[–]sheravi 0 points1 point ago

I'm going with the "and" conjunction on this one.

[–]BlueMunky 0 points1 point ago

Really? I could have sworn that all cell phones contain the soul of a demon.

[–]CiD7707 1 point2 points ago

You angered its inner demon.

[–]retrodetta 1 point2 points ago

This is horrifying..

[–]essenceoferlenmeyer 1 point2 points ago

I swear to God I saw the hand of Beelzebub reaching out amidst the flashes and bangs.

[–]Uncle_Sheogorath 2 points3 points ago

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me ...

[–]whome2473 1 point2 points ago

Is this how they did the special effects for the film "Species"?

[–]Jajames 1 point2 points ago

The gif is older than the phone.

[–]rmlpwn 1 point2 points ago

the one thing known to mankind able to destroy a nokia.

[–]LTxDuke 7 points8 points ago

Nah man I bet it still works

[–]kikithemonkey 9 points10 points ago

Just drop it in a bowl of rice and swap out the battery, it'll be fine.

[–]off-the-wall 0 points1 point ago

That's still pretty awesome. I couldn't ever make something like that

[–]Tomtommert 0 points1 point ago

If you look closer it's actually a Nokia eating that monster thing! If you look at the very end the Nokia is still very much in tact! <DuH> It's a Noika!

[–]RubberDogTurds 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else notice the 'eyeball' that pops out? Neato

[–]Clae 0 points1 point ago

I imagine this is the ending of that mobile phone movie Sarah Marshall was in.

[–]Innomasta2 0 points1 point ago

It's a seance, from the dimension of the dead!

[–]Bro-Science 0 points1 point ago

fake. its a sony, not a nokia

[–]Elizafail 0 points1 point ago

FOR SCIENCE!!

[–]DFWTooThrowed 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this original video on College Humor some time ago.

[–]17Hongo 0 points1 point ago

OK, so it makes them bubble... it makes them bubble a lo - HOLYFUCKINGSHITIT'SCOMINGFORME!!!!!

[–]Intrepid00 0 points1 point ago

Retarded old viral ad

[–]Fuelogy 0 points1 point ago

Slime appearing in the flashes gives it away.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

Lord Cthulhu has arisen!

HAIL!!!

[–]bagzilla 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, what did I just see?!

[–]Bennettjames 0 points1 point ago

Wtf did i just see

[–]EOTWAWKI 0 points1 point ago

TIL there is a giant alien inside my cell phone.

[–]adanvdo 0 points1 point ago

My god that is wicked.

[–]everything_is_pandas 0 points1 point ago

Well, at least now we know why they're indestructible: each one contains the soul of an Elder God.

[–]blastinonions 0 points1 point ago

A Nokia is about to give birth to Nokias

[–]CRUH7 0 points1 point ago

Chuck Noris's breakfast

[–]guynamedjames 0 points1 point ago

Apparently Venom is the source of nokia's strength, and microwaves are super loud inside

[–]jakemurray 0 points1 point ago

It's fucking Cthulhu!!!

[–]Deewayne 0 points1 point ago

Little did we know, one of the Horcruxes was a Nokia phone.

[–]jcooklsu 0 points1 point ago

Clearly shooped, nothing destroys a Nokia

[–]Flandrakpain 0 points1 point ago

post curry

[–]wildcat8705 0 points1 point ago

That's fucking awesome!

[–]LouSpudol 0 points1 point ago

Wait...is this real or a camera trick? If real this is awesome...

[–]StormZealot 0 points1 point ago

Quite clearly the demon which inhabits all Nokia phones and gives them their invincibility has emerged. We are all Screwed.

[–]Gavalar 0 points1 point ago

The monster is destroyed...

[–]nclash 0 points1 point ago

Can someone put a iPhone in a microwave ...

[–]ksramanv 0 points1 point ago

seriously dude how did you get this?

[–]ResistanceXP 0 points1 point ago

Nokia is the devil's phone ._.

[–]bcfallout 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if it was a Nokia, but it's better as a video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jpAI0o79kw

[–]angelmusikal 0 points1 point ago

I saw real looking faces coming out of that thing like if it was trying it's hardest to live... creepy.

[–]fff888 0 points1 point ago

Wow that was actually very frightening to watch

[–]macsr4idiots 0 points1 point ago

all i keep seeing is the symbiote venom lol

[–]FACT-SPHERE 0 points1 point ago

It's the King of the Skull Servants!

[–]MRamo 0 points1 point ago

The flashing makes it 50% more terrifying. It looks like a fleshy monster rising out and growing larger before banging it's deformed face into the glass.

[–]mattwellie 0 points1 point ago

that... is terrifying

[–]DocteurSeabass 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if fake, or if I'm not sleeping tonight..

[–]nordpop 0 points1 point ago

ALIENS!

[–]OPSCATROPS 0 points1 point ago

What movie/tv show was this off of?

[–]Abomination822 0 points1 point ago

Fake and gay.

[–]HerpvonderpingtonIII 0 points1 point ago

Inkheart: the text version

[–]ram0889 0 points1 point ago

The only thing that can kill a Nokia is it's inner demon.

[–]mrgenki 0 points1 point ago

I cannot tell you how much I want this to be real

[–]yesukai 0 points1 point ago

Sigh. This again? It's an advertisement. An old one.

[–]Managor 0 points1 point ago

The first time I watched this, it took me a second round before I noticed the head

[–]jonblu10 0 points1 point ago

Well I'm never going to sleep agian

[–]Hydris 0 points1 point ago

It also is a repost, Like one that gets reposted ALL the time.

[–]anna57272 0 points1 point ago

Woah.

[–]Adjuster71 0 points1 point ago

looks like T1000 when he gets shot into the molten metal

[–]CrapshotGrunt 0 points1 point ago

I do believe that my pants are properly soiled now.

[–]noddwyd 0 points1 point ago

you mean you people aren't aware that cell phones/smart phones are all equipped with your own personal guardian daemons? Poor little guy...

[–]sexy_chainsaw55 0 points1 point ago

Dude, this is friggin awesome...

[–]BezziVelinov 0 points1 point ago

Ok so, at first it looks like something trying to crawl out of it, then it quickly and disturbingly shifts to a flesh stripped head craning around opening and closing its mouth

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or was that phone turning into a monster?

[–]Meta-WorldPeace 0 points1 point ago

Great now how am I going to get to sleep.

[–]daltrock4 0 points1 point ago

This is fucked up.

[–]StickyBunz1 -1 points0 points ago

Repost.

[–]netdorf -1 points0 points ago

HOLY FUCKING JESUS RUN! IT WANTS TO DEVOUR MY SOUL!

[–]Quizchris -1 points0 points ago

so old.... not the phone this gif

[–]budokay -1 points0 points ago

There is a part were it seems like a mans face is sticking out! :-0

[–]Iamdusliat -1 points0 points ago

HOLY FUCK! IT'S ALIEN, RESURRECTED!!!

[–]Anche-ism -1 points0 points ago

Holy Shit. It came out back first then emerged and roared before it died. Watch Carefully

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[–]Pequin 2 points3 points ago

Why did you post a link to Funnyjunk?