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[–]Slometheus 47 points48 points ago

Wait just a second... Is this endorsing evolution?

[–]TheLovingAtheist 12 points13 points ago

It's actually proof for Creationists that evolution exists, using their logic.

[–]Slometheus 2 points3 points ago

Oh, what are they calling it? "Intelligent Redesign"?

[–]HardlyReality 25 points26 points ago

Brb, renouncing my atheism immediately.

[–]CouchRadish 13 points14 points ago

If religion would let me turn into a stealth bomber, I'm turning Christian/Jewish/Muslim/etc.

[–]ProjectD13X 11 points12 points ago

Scientology, become a spaceship

[–]science_diction 2 points3 points ago

Technically, isn't that Mormonism too? Or, is that more like "become a god on the alien planet"? Rarely is the question asked: Would ALF be a Mormon or a Scientologist?

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Raëlians

[–]bouchard 0 points1 point ago

I'll have all the religions!

[–]archetuthus 10 points11 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYN9d_mTqkE - source. wish the gif had the sound he made when he turns into the jet

[–]fa9 1 point2 points ago

upvot 4 sauce

[–]ALkatraz919 0 points1 point ago

Upvote - but needs "Highway to the Danger Zone" instead :(

[–]TryingYourLuck 5 points6 points ago

FUCKING STARSCREAM I KNEW YOU WERE BEHIND THIS.

[–]keeblur 4 points5 points ago

Why's the plane have to be black huh?

[–]SamuraiKidd 7 points8 points ago

Lol'd so hard my abdomen hurt

[–]jimmytheone45 2 points3 points ago

My thorax hurts

[–]egalitarianusa 3 points4 points ago

And then he dropped a smart bomb on a bunch of muslims...

[–]anotherthought 2 points3 points ago

...And now I believe.

[–]Quantumfizzix 2 points3 points ago

If BEES make HONEY. Then WHO makes BEES?

CHECKMATE, atheists.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

Queens?

I expect now you're going to tell me that this belongs in /r/lgbt, not /r/atheism , right?

[–]science_diction 1 point2 points ago

If humans make peanut butter, then who makes humans? This is quite humorous.

[–]thomyorke64 0 points1 point ago

If bees make honey then why are there still bees?

[–]drmagnanimous 0 points1 point ago

If philosoraptor got high...

[–]regulargabs 2 points3 points ago

they said I could be anything, so I became a fighter jet

[–]Yvl9921 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't this DISPROVE theism? That's textbook evolution right there!

[–]Shaggyninja 1 point2 points ago

Actually that guy evolved into a fighter jet. EVOLUTION WINS!

[–]science_diction 2 points3 points ago

Technically, he mutated. He wasn't naturally selected or passed on GE Electric Engine genes.

[–]JimmytheNoob 1 point2 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]artuno 1 point2 points ago

This looks shopped. ("Stay skeptical!")

[–]GentlemanREX 1 point2 points ago

only through the power of prayer can we ascend into heaven....as jets.

[–]guntycankles 1 point2 points ago

This is fucking hilarious. Think I watched it loop about 50 times.

[–]CptRetro 1 point2 points ago

And then he bombed the Russians.

[–]tcb98 1 point2 points ago

Ah, but you see, he evolved. In the most unnatural way ever.

[–]4everalone08 1 point2 points ago

Cant stop laughing

[–]commentsurfer 1 point2 points ago

HAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAhAAHAHAHAHAHAHahAHAHAHAHAHAahahahhahahahaaaaaa

[–]ngratz13 1 point2 points ago

He learns how to fly then becomes a fighter jet? Looks like he evolved. there's your proof christians. Atheists 1 Christians 0

[–]immski 2 points3 points ago

Love this gif. I upvote it anytime I see it lol.

[–]science_diction 1 point2 points ago

If this was set to Flight of the Valkyries it'd be perfect, or maybe "I Believe I Can Fly!"

I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the sky! Turn into a Joint Strike Fighter! Spread my wings and bomb something!

[–]Outcasts 1 point2 points ago

Walking around like that, are we really supposed to take him seriously and think his book is better than empirical evidence?

[–]DracoBlack 1 point2 points ago

Look everybody I'ma airplane!

[–]ZeroMercuri 1 point2 points ago

Looks legit.

[–]RojoDiablo 1 point2 points ago

Someone needs to inform them that Top Gun was softcore gay porn.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]SlumVillager 1 point2 points ago

Congrats. I just snorted in the middle of my class lecture.

[–]Cearas 1 point2 points ago

looks legit, it is evolution ;)

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[–]GBAustin89 0 points1 point ago

You're all missing the point... He's a transformer!!!!

[–]Pyromaniac605 0 points1 point ago

Yes! We tricked the church into proving evolution!

[–]koronicus 0 points1 point ago

Finally a religion that provides proof of its claims! Where do I sign up?

[–]shadowredditor 0 points1 point ago

...... How many wars exactly did religeon start that our evolutionized stealth bomber fight in?

[–]restrictionenzyme 0 points1 point ago

for some reason the "reading rainbow" theme song started playing in my head.

[–]Erdain 0 points1 point ago

The proof of Christianity is plane!

[–]initial_Dad 0 points1 point ago

[–]Maxables 0 points1 point ago

HIIIGHWAAAYYY TOOOO THAAA DANGAZONE!

[–]get_brent 0 points1 point ago

this is actually an add made by barney stinson for a conservative political candidate.

[–]StopDropAndBurn 0 points1 point ago

I must be trippin' acid...

[–]trevor01cobrasvt 0 points1 point ago

Welp, that's enough internet for today.

[–]PureNukage 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for him to bomb the russians... now I'm dead.

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

this played in my head

[–]missbeast16 0 points1 point ago

This is what played in my head. lol

[–]jukeboxsavage 0 points1 point ago

This is older than the bible...

[–]firsttimesarefun 0 points1 point ago

Don't ask no questionsssssssssssssss.

[–]snawering 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he's going to Russia