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[–]The_Antagonist 22 points23 points ago

What you've posted here. I've seen it.

[–]littlemonster1618 0 points1 point ago

i remember this as one of the first things i saw when i first started using 4chan (that said, its very old)

[–]MorallyStarved 8 points9 points ago

I swear that people upvote these blatant reposts just to see people rage in the comments.

[–]ycpa68 0 points1 point ago

I don't consider it a repost if the title makes the joke. OP knew it wasn't his picture, he merely used the title to set up the joke.

[–]JDizzle69 -2 points-1 points ago

But... It was a shit joke :/

[–]ycpa68 -1 points0 points ago

1500 people disagree

[–]JDizzle69 -3 points-2 points ago

And 1000 don't.... So now if i take the other fuck knows hows many upvotes the original post got and add that (as if those people saw this they would no doubt also downvote this AS REPOSTING IS BAD MM'KAY) to my 1000, you lose the numbers game my friend.

[–]johnny_appletits 1 point2 points ago

To us other 'fucks', this isn't a repost.

[–]JDizzle69 -1 points0 points ago

"So now if i take the other fuck knows hows many.."

How on earth have you misunderstood that? "fuck knows how many" to calling you fucks? :/

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter man, the main point is people need to stop bitching about reposts. They wouldn't get upvoted to the front page unless lots of people were seeing it for the first time.

[–]prunejuice 0 points1 point ago

I don't think this one is going to take off.

[–]TexasWarbear[S] 0 points1 point ago

Well I got a good laugh out of it, so I thought it was worth posting.

[–]prunejuice 3 points4 points ago

I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

[–]TexasWarbear[S] 3 points4 points ago

Ahh it's funny because there is a bird in the picture I posted. Refer back to the picture because I see what you did there.

[–]ycpa68 2 points3 points ago

Ah, it kind of took off. I laughed, upvotes for everyone.

[–]TexasWarbear[S] 1 point2 points ago

Hooray! Sometimes you get a winner. You never know when it's going to come. Honestly, I didn't expect it to get this many upvotes.

[–]rabblerabbler 0 points1 point ago

It's really funny! I bet it will spread all over the internet like wildfire!

[–]Pagan-za 0 points1 point ago

I'm still waiting to see one.

[–]yadoya 0 points1 point ago

Isn"t that the woman who taught ASL to Koko the gorilla ?

[–]fundak 0 points1 point ago

For some odd reason, I read this in JFK's voice.

[–]anaccountapart 0 points1 point ago

Someone's been looking at boobies recently...

[–]readingRayenbeau 0 points1 point ago

That bird is magnificent!

[–]InstantAnythingcom 0 points1 point ago

That Pelican isn't wearing any briefs!

[–]Patrick5555 -1 points0 points ago

This is the least original thing, and yes that is an oxymoron, this post broke universe

[–]Vacumpencil -1 points0 points ago

This is a repost and you suck

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[–]Vacumpencil -1 points0 points ago

yes I did mean this

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Nice try tollio - puns aren't funny.

[–]ycpa68 1 point2 points ago

No they are punny

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

:-|