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[–]chinesandtwines 333 points334 points ago

that kid gets fucking obliterated

[–]ROFLWAWFUL 102 points103 points ago

just straight up destroyed

[–]bmg50barrett 61 points62 points ago

just straight up annihilated

[–]elter_ago 29 points30 points ago

just straight up, then straight down

[–]MonkeyWithMachete 8 points9 points ago

just straight up MollyWhopped!

[–]DrMrProfessor 1 point2 points ago

just straight up Ramparted

[–]brajx 0 points1 point ago

How I imagine I'd feel

[–]JakJakAttacks 56 points57 points ago

Completely eradicated

[–]martiniman 83 points84 points ago

Gotta get my thesaurus, BRB

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]clouds31 51 points52 points ago

Adverb past-tense verb

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 9 points10 points ago

I want to rape that baby

[–]Westykins 32 points33 points ago

Party foul.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 5 points6 points ago

I want to rape you

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]I_did_not_rape_her 4 points5 points ago

Woah there buddy.

[–]dizzypuppy 2 points3 points ago

oh god my sides hurt hahaha

[–]Kills_Pun 1 point2 points ago

baby got back

[–]QuantumEnormity 0 points1 point ago

Gotta love reddit....

[–]ToastSingularity -4 points-3 points ago

Or you could read his username.

[–]MisterSquirrel -3 points-2 points ago

I wonder why there's no synonym for thesaurus?

[–]Diplodubious 3 points4 points ago

Totally blitzkrieged

[–]SomeFakeInternetName 0 points1 point ago

Totes demolished.

[–]postive_scripting 0 points1 point ago

Just straight up delapidated.

[–]turd_herder 30 points31 points ago

This situation is exactly why "truck" was made into a verb. That kid got trucked.

[–]rileythereaper 3 points4 points ago

That kid got trucking fucked.

[–]Protuhj 1 point2 points ago

[–]jamesbarbour 11 points12 points ago

Exodia, OBLITERATE!

[–]XsimonbelmontX 1 point2 points ago

Kid got fuckin' served, is what happened.

[–]DicksonYamada 81 points82 points ago

[–]AutoFailure 46 points47 points ago

Is there a subreddit for babies/little kids getting decked? If not we should make one...

[–]ramrob 12 points13 points ago

Shall we call it /r/trucked?

[–]shapedude 1 point2 points ago

PLEASe

[–]dubdubdubdot -1 points0 points ago

No please.

[–]_zew 7 points8 points ago

Great save!!

[–]kangawookie 4 points5 points ago

[–]doxsee 3 points4 points ago

I find this one funnier because the child doesn't look like he'll have long term brain damage...

[–]Wingboner 6 points7 points ago

If it's any consolation he'll never be cognizant of his lost ability.

[–]dbhanger 0 points1 point ago

I just swallowed my gum from laughing so hard.

[–]Elaphe 33 points34 points ago

On the bright side, that was a solid 10/10 backwards Tuck & Roll.

[–]TR3NCHFOOT 22 points23 points ago

SIT THE FUCK BACK DOWN BABY

[–]downward_dogma 18 points19 points ago

This happened to my daughter when she was about 2 years old. The impact of the dog threw her up in the air and flipped her and she landed flat on her back. Scared us to death it looked so horrible and scary. We took her to the hospital and by the time the doctor got in there she was running around and laughing and the doctor looked at us like we were nuts. Still scary though.

[–]DeepRoot 8 points9 points ago

Kids that age are insanely durable. Our old bones and joints just wouldn't be able to stand the impact.

[–]CrackedPepper86 0 points1 point ago

This happened to my sister as well except she was on a sidewalk and split her forehead open.

[–]downward_dogma 0 points1 point ago

Poor girl! I hope she is ok.

[–]flyheight 58 points59 points ago

Baby:First... steps...

Doggy: NO!

[–]burnt_yoghurt 147 points148 points ago

Bad Luck Brian: Finally learns to walk, gets mown down by dogs.

[–]LeSouthAfricanSpy 8 points9 points ago

Really sorry, but the word you're looking for is "mowed"

[–]ShufflinEveryday 5 points6 points ago

No, that means to make a load, low-pitched noise, I think the word you're looking for is "moan"

[–]Sir_Walken 4 points5 points ago

No!

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

Kill it before it grows.

[–]burnt_yoghurt 1 point2 points ago

Really sorry, but "mown" is also a word.

[–]IamAnEngineer 38 points39 points ago

Dog: man's best friend.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 39 points40 points ago

Sadly, that is a baby and not quite yet a man.

[–]kihadat 19 points20 points ago

Dogs: protecting man from babies, evil creatures sent to replace us and one day take over the world

[–]marsneedstowels 2 points3 points ago

Not that far from the truth.

[–]doodledeer 0 points1 point ago

If we messed with our timelines and had baby kings, queens, intellectuals, scientists, dictators and fighters, I wonder who would grow up to rule them all?

[–]WestCoast_BestCoast 15 points16 points ago

Dog: man's best friend. . . baby's worst enemy

FTFY

[–]martymcflyer 0 points1 point ago

To much love for the we lass.

[–]PostalPenguin 0 points1 point ago

Yep, that dog shits outside, can feed itself and you can leave at home for a few hours while you do errands. That baby on the other hand...

[–]CuntHunt 78 points79 points ago

That baby was a Lannister scout.

[–]sammyj75 18 points19 points ago

The dad saying "ohhh" is such a Dad thing to say

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 5 points6 points ago

i glad you hear the baby crying at the end. at least he is alive and conscious

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

How hard do you think he got hit?

[–]ThisOpenFist 5 points6 points ago*

When I was little, I remember thinking that dogs were huge, monstrous beasts that could easily overpower me. I ran and cried and climbed furniture when my parents brought home an adolescent golden retriever they were watching for some friends. I was deathly afraid of his size.

I would love to be that small again, just to reexperience that level of awe.

[–]Thinc_Ng_Kap 3 points4 points ago*

When I was little, my grandmothers dog was this massive "thing" that over powered me in every aspect.

It died, I grew up.

A couple of years ago I was browsing through old family photos and noticed a picture with my grandma and some punting dog (at full growth/age).

Yep. that punting dog was the dog that terrified me because it was so large.

Its all perspective.

[–]ThisOpenFist 2 points3 points ago

In your toddler self's defense, smaller dogs can still be pretty muscular. Think Pit Bulls.

[–]NinjaScenester 3 points4 points ago

I would throw toys for our adult basset hound, but when he came sprinting back with the toy I would be petrified with fear and scream because he would just barrel me over to the ground lol. But I got back up and kept tossing toys xP

[–]jotch 0 points1 point ago

Ive had a dog since I can remember, but one time I was visiting my moms friend and she had 2 caucasian shepherds that came running out excited and completely obliterated me. I think thats when I had my first concussion.

[–]The_Voice1 2 points3 points ago

And so you give us a video instead... Nice.

[–]TheCust0dian 4 points5 points ago

Well he does hate gifs.

[–]Blink_ 1 point2 points ago

Way to come in and clean up.

[–]JewbagX 0 points1 point ago

Thank you or this.

[–]iMike21 37 points38 points ago

that poor dog got hit in the face

[–]doodledeer 5 points6 points ago

People don't tie their children up these days - it's common courtesy, innocent dogs can get hurt!

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 0 points1 point ago

did he died ??

[–]iMike21 0 points1 point ago

Fortunately he only spent the afternoon icing his snout. All is well.

[–]pb_n_banana 20 points21 points ago

I love the dog on the right's face afterward

[–]mattwood24 20 points21 points ago

"The fuck was that squishy thing I just hit?"

[–]emceebradzilla 6 points7 points ago

"ohhhh im about to get in trouble :("

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

you should know, I fucking lost it at this

[–]Schwinehund 0 points1 point ago

What did you lose? I'll help you find it.

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

I lost a bunch of laughs. I don't know where they wandered off to.

[–]The_Voice1 5 points6 points ago

I hope the dog is okay.

[–]ILDuce1390 29 points30 points ago

That baby is fucking dead!

[–]Dubookie 50 points51 points ago

Babies just bounce. He's fine

[–]OfficialTroll 2 points3 points ago

To the moon!

[–]Wingboner 0 points1 point ago

The moon?

[–]nocdonkey 1 point2 points ago

they are like cats.. they always land on their necks.. oh wait..

[–]molonym2 2 points3 points ago

This was one of those things that I wish I didn't find so funny but the guilt I feel for laughing at a baby get trampled is greatly outweighed by its hilarity.

[–]AffableJack 6 points7 points ago

It's like that scene in Gladiator when the kid gets trampled by the horses.

[–]dcorso1 16 points17 points ago

that baby could actually be dead.

[–]appy_appy 26 points27 points ago

Dr: I'm sorry but your son suffered a massive hemorrhage and died. Mother: ...Well, Billy would have wanted us to post it on the Internet...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

for karma......

[–]illegal_deagle 8 points9 points ago

...if you don't "like" this Facebook status.

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

some one posted the video and you can hear crying at the very end, so it seems like the kid is at least alive

[–]iamaiamscat 0 points1 point ago

Probably not, those little ones are quite durable. My 10 month old does all sorts of crazy stuff you would think at least would make him stop and cry, but he just keeps going and smiling.

Granted that dog & knockback probably scared the hell out of the kid, but he's probably just fine.

[–]gingertiger 2 points3 points ago

Oh look, it's happening now.

[–]kraftey 2 points3 points ago

Needs more follow up story!

[–]Abiding_Lebowski 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking that is a baby Kenny from South Park

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 2 points3 points ago

Hmmm, this kinda reminds me of the scene in Gladiator when Maximus' son gets DEEESTROYED by some horses...

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

oh god lol

[–]StickySniper 2 points3 points ago

Bad Luck Brian as a toddler.

[–]Schwinehund 0 points1 point ago

So that's what happened to his face!

[–]opalorchid 2 points3 points ago

This happened to my little sister when we were little picking out a dog from the pound. They let us take her (the dog) out in the yard and watch her run around and interact with us. She was running laps around the pen and was coming straight towards us- everyone stepped back ...except my sister who was still wobbly on her little feet.

That dog ended up being one of my best friends growing up =)

[–]snowlion13 3 points4 points ago

so you picked the dog that was retarded and pummeled the baby the first time you saw it. :/

[–]opalorchid 0 points1 point ago

hahaha nah. She just had too much momentum to be able to stop in time or change directions. It's not like she intentionally knocked my sister over... which I was apt to do on a regular basis anyway. She was young and I don't think she got to stretch her legs as much as she should have while at the shelter. She was a great dog and actually pretty intelligent. I used to pretend to train her for competitions by setting up obstacle courses for her in my back yard. I also trained her to gently take a single bit of treat from my fingers without touching me... which was a huge change from when she used to snarl at anyone in a 5 ft radius of the dog food bag when my mom brought groceries home (she had been a stray for about a year before animal control got her and was overly protective of food)

[–]SucculentSoap 1 point2 points ago

Sonofabitch!

[–]basabyo 1 point2 points ago

The other kid's like: "Mom, did you get tha -... oh, fuck that sucks I guess. I'll go back to poking the ground."

[–]iamyourmaster 1 point2 points ago

I lol'ed so loud I woke up my son. Funny shit

[–]w00tkid 1 point2 points ago

Babality! Flawless Victory!

[–]Andorion 1 point2 points ago

[–]disgustedRedditor 1 point2 points ago

This gif puts me in a good mood : )

[–]gamerwithnoname 1 point2 points ago

The dogs expression after is great: "My fuckin nose brah!"

[–]chinamun 2 points3 points ago

[–]SuperAquaMan69 3 points4 points ago

Zero fucks given by the dogs.

[–]Schwinehund 2 points3 points ago

3rd frame is priceless

[–]kbilancini29 1 point2 points ago

finally an original gif with a suiting title

[–]Valiturus 5 points6 points ago

[–]cobknob 0 points1 point ago

i'd really like to see another 3s of that video.

[–]Joe_the_Barbarian 0 points1 point ago

That's no way to treat a child clown

[–]Moofyman 0 points1 point ago

I love how the dog who makes the collision is looking at the other dog as he rounds the corner. Also look at his face directly after. he fees so bad a bout it.

[–]legedu 0 points1 point ago

That kid will be afraid of dogs for the rest of his life.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

thats why i dont want more then 1 dog

[–]Jambucha 0 points1 point ago

this is quite accurate

[–]turtle013 0 points1 point ago

The O-line didn't expect the linebacker blitz, poor baby QB.

[–]appy_appy 0 points1 point ago

This is why I got a pug. My daughter is more in danger of being kissed to death than bowled over. My mom's dumb German Shepherd, however... God I hate that big dumb oaf.

[–]thegoods7 0 points1 point ago

If that had been a 210lb man that got hit by another body hard enough to toss him like that he'd probably be hospitalized. However, that kid probably just stood up and kept wondering around, he may not even have cried...

[–]Reginald-J 0 points1 point ago

I find myself laughing hysterically at this over and over, however I justify it by saying "that's horrible!"

[–]mxman991 0 points1 point ago

And he's tackled at the 10!

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

this .gif never ceases to make me chuckle

[–]Mau5fan1 0 points1 point ago

Best title for Gif...fits sooo well....so true haha!! +1 good sir!

[–]madsell 0 points1 point ago

oh god i cringed so bad when that kid got hit. fuck my sensitivities towards small baby things. at least if the family had idea to put it on the internet he must be ok by now...he's probably terrified of dogs for life though...

[–]supermagner 0 points1 point ago

haha i laughed for like 2 minutes

[–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

Truly the American dream: Have tiny fragile kids, but they also have several GIANT dogs, which you then lock inside and leave alone all day.

[–]FreeHats 0 points1 point ago

That was completely unnecessary! But a lot of fun to watch!

[–]undefineduser 0 points1 point ago

That's an illegal check to the head.

[–]skepticspaceman 0 points1 point ago

i'm onl yupvoting because i'm durcnk and this gif is fucking awesome

[–]FindableCarpet 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget about us over at /r/HIFW! You might like it over there!

[–]Doctorpop 0 points1 point ago

create link about upvotes,

get the most upvotes

[–]theworldatlarge 0 points1 point ago

I should not have laughed as hard as i did at this.

[–]Coshi 0 points1 point ago

Dog pile!

[–]JaminThaGreat 0 points1 point ago

[–]MeNicolesta 0 points1 point ago

lol i i felt not fucked up for laughing just cuz your title to this made it 1000xs better!

[–]divigate 0 points1 point ago

I get knocked down, but I get up again..

[–]Balls2theW4ll 0 points1 point ago

That was like watching a Miami Dolphin's game

[–]teddygrahamdispenser 0 points1 point ago

I've never had a gif so completely portray how I've felt in my adult life.

[–]noax 0 points1 point ago

i don't think he will try to walk again before a while :P

[–]2achariah 0 points1 point ago

Feel better now.

[–]poopspoops -2 points-1 points ago

I literally laughed out loud.

[–]DatLouis 8 points9 points ago

Literally?

[–]raisin_bran_in 5 points6 points ago

llol'd

[–]TR3NCHFOOT 1 point2 points ago

He figuratively lol'd.

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol -3 points-2 points ago

llol

[–]Abiding_Lebowski 9 points10 points ago

I literally ROFLCOPTED'd

Sat on the floor, spinning around whilst laughing in a manner that best resembled the noises a helicopter makes..

[–]ICantKnowThat 3 points4 points ago

rofl...rofl...roflofl..roflofloflofloflROFLROFLROFLROFL

/waves arms

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 0 points1 point ago

i spin my penis to ROFLCOPTER

[–]thelegore -1 points0 points ago

And that, my friends, is how you breakdance. A visual

[–]Abiding_Lebowski 0 points1 point ago

Excessive

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[–]Playswithurmom 1 point2 points ago

cant stress how hilarious this gif is upvotes

[–]Aszuul -3 points-2 points ago

is it just me or do the pixels go all weird at impact?

[–]cincy_rob -1 points0 points ago

I like this for it's irony.

[–]uRprobablyagay -1 points0 points ago

I'd like to see it, Austin. If you know what I mean. <wink>

[–]LordofPterosaurs -1 points0 points ago

that poor dog! he was like ughh wtf baby face clobbered me!

[–]wookiesandwich -1 points0 points ago

protip for you and all of your kind: NO ONE GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU FEEL!

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

Actually, that's just you and your kind. The rest of us are lifting weights and sexing up the ladies. Honest.

[–]Roomy -1 points0 points ago

Not sure why that's in funny, heh. That could actually kill the infant. Like seriously dead baby.

[–]anch22 -1 points0 points ago

Nooo, poor baby!!

[–]MyJimmies -1 points0 points ago

I think people downvote just to downvote sometimes.

[–]eire1228 -5 points-4 points ago

[–]brutefidget -2 points-1 points ago

Things like this just make me pissed at the parents who don't realize dogs can cause permanent damage to their children. Bad parenting award here.

[–]GrinningPariah -5 points-4 points ago

Who the fuck actually tracks their posts to that level of detail? Do you use some sort of program that shows upvotes over time automatically or do you just sit there on your post pressing F5 until nothing remains of your hope for it?