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How I feel after telling a joke that no one finds funny... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]The-Disco-King 30 points31 points ago

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THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!

[–]derf_gerbler 30 points31 points ago

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THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY!! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!?!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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HE JUST LEFT! ... WITH NUTS!

[–]d0ndada 29 points30 points ago

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I have Ling saying "WEEOOOWEEOOOWEE" as my ringtone for my girlfriend.

[–]Jezzikuh 2 points3 points ago

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GENIUS. Where did you get the sound file? I'm going to Kung Pow my phone all up.

Here's hoping you're not in a grocery store at the same time as me and hear my phone go off and think, "ugggh, everyone has WEEOOWEEOOO on their phones now."

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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At first glance, I thought this was the stupidest movie ever. I was happily mistaken!

[–]Cheeto333 21 points22 points ago

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It is. Which is what makes it so great.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

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Hmm.. My finger points...

[–]Cheeto333 10 points11 points ago

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Who's that guy? Have you ever seen him before? No. Well...twice.

[–]allthatisman37 51 points52 points ago

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Same here... That is an awesome movie, by the way.

[–]BeneathTheTree 18 points19 points ago

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I want to say a quote but I can't pick one!

[–]greeneggsnspam 48 points49 points ago

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Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. I wonder where my glove will go?

[–]mondobeyondo 31 points32 points ago

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Ahhh yes...that's it...play me like a drum...

[–]tndooge 30 points31 points ago

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WEEOOO WEEEOOO WEEEEE. (Roar)

[–]Dat_Matt 14 points15 points ago

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CHOSEN!

I'M COMING!

Repeat ad nauseum

[–]itaremeelar 17 points18 points ago

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Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with Taco Bell...

[–]CheddarWhiz 12 points13 points ago

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Ba-na-na-na NEO! Ba-na-na-na-na-na SPORIN!

[–]Exhiled_panda 6 points7 points ago

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Blee nee nee!

[–]Turkalator 11 points12 points ago

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Enchurido, nacho, burrito!

[–]allthatisman37 0 points1 point ago

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dammit, you beat me to it

[–]Turkalator 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, if only you were here five days ago, Chosen One. Now leave me in peace so I may swing my chain.

[–]KingNick 13 points14 points ago

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DATS ALOTTA NUTS!

[–]KinkyZombie 8 points9 points ago

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HE JUST LEFT!!!!... WITH NUTS!

[–]KingNick 12 points13 points ago

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Tiyger, Tiyger, Tiyger, Birdie, Tiyger, Birdie!

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Then, he killed the dog

[–]0rgasm0 22 points23 points ago

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I'm just a birdie too

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo, piggy go oink oink, how bout you!

[–]confusedpolarbear 12 points13 points ago

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your clothes are red!

[–]allthatisman37 12 points13 points ago

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Lemur go "fff, fff". Ostrich go "baah". Koala go (clicking noise)- huh?!?!

[–]oath_keeper 16 points17 points ago*

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My assssss.

Nyah nyah hehe.

[–]bassguitarbill 7 points8 points ago

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ENOUGH!

[–]thegreysquirrel 10 points11 points ago

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WHAT MOVIE?!?!

[–]BeneathTheTree 16 points17 points ago

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"KUNG POW" SORRY FOR BEING VAGUE

[–]keviners 15 points16 points ago

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You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.

[–]bill_nydus 10 points11 points ago

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mmmm -giggle-... rub it in my hair.

[–]yetiritter 1 point2 points ago

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here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihuDwkL9_Ng#t=2m20s

[–]jtw16163 4 points5 points ago

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Now for a joke, what do you get when you cross a owl and a bunjie cord?..... My ass...

[–]loosterbooster 4 points5 points ago

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This is Wimp-Lo. We trained him wrong, as a joke.

[–]xMIASMAx 4 points5 points ago

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If you've got an ass I'll kick it.

[–]mariamus 2 points3 points ago

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I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

[–]Commisar_Chronic 4 points5 points ago

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass. Nyaaaaaahaaahaa

[–]paxeman1993 14 points15 points ago

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I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, AND it's non-dairy!

[–]Commisar_Chronic 11 points12 points ago

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SHIRT RIPPA'!!!

[–]KillingIsBadong 10 points11 points ago

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

My ass. NYAHAHA HAHA HAHA ENOUGH

[–]420_Mama 12 points13 points ago

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I'm bleeding, making me the victor.

[–]jfitty 9 points10 points ago

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Still waiting for the sequel to this masterpiece!

[–]wellthatsjustfine 2 points3 points ago

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we're all waiting......but im slowly resigning to the fact that it prolly wont happen...

[–]Azurity 0 points1 point ago

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I think the original was perfect (I am dying just reading all of these quotes, I've never upvoted every single comment before), but apparently the "sequel" footage at the end of the first movie was just a bunch of scenes that didn't make the cut.

[–]ThisIsMyCouchAccount 7 points8 points ago

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WHAAAAAAAAAAALE!

[–]Amsteah52 6 points7 points ago

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Now batting, ..Mike Piazza!

[–]AnarchoAlan 12 points13 points ago

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I've never laughed so hard at comments before until today, favorite movie favorite scene and favorite quotes are being said, I wish i could upvote everyone twice!

[–]allthatisman37 3 points4 points ago

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Ill upvote you once for being amazing

[–]matty2fresh 7 points8 points ago

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How do you like my face to fist style!

[–]cool_mas 6 points7 points ago

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tell me...if you see....a radioshack..

[–]UEMEDC 5 points6 points ago

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One of my favorite movies of all time.

[–]pope_formosus 4 points5 points ago

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Aww, so cute... Buh bye!

[–]ShadowofDeathnote 3 points4 points ago

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OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!

[–]Tb1996 2 points3 points ago

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when i tell a joke that isnt funny i either piss my self or spaghetti falls from my pocket

[–]KillingIsBadong 1 point2 points ago

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I approve of this .gif

[–]myusernamestaken 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK YEA KUNG POW! WEOOO WEOOO WEOOO WCHAAAA!

[–]Gilgifax 1 point2 points ago

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Nah nah nah nana. Neo. Nah nah nah nana. Sporin.

[–]sawis_cheese 1 point2 points ago

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What on earth is the background on this gif? Cause that's a kendoka doing ninja retardation...

[–]SlimyMango 6 points7 points ago

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The movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist".

[–]SDFprowler 0 points1 point ago

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Towel. nnyaah..

[–]EagerMcBeaver[!] 0 points1 point ago

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nnnnnnnng I am just a birdie too!

[–]Jordan220 0 points1 point ago

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Kung Pow <3

[–]ThisJoeIsPrettyCool 0 points1 point ago

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Im a man too, you know. I go pee-pee standing up.

[–]dannnorton 0 points1 point ago

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upovote for watching this last night

[–]RaymondAblack -3 points-2 points ago

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I don't get this joke either

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