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[–]Salmoon 36 points37 points ago

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First thing I thought of. What a great card!

[–]TheBookWyrm 7 points8 points ago

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And I thought I was going to be clever.

[–]Zach182 6 points7 points ago

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Me too...me too

[–]Baron_Von_Gagenshatz 1 point2 points ago

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ITT: Reddit shows all five of it's true colours.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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That's not the BoP artwork I remember... god, it's been forever since I played MtG.

[–]Aerakin 1 point2 points ago

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That card....

At my local shop, my friend and some other dude bought a booster pack at the same time. My friend got some shitty rare, and the other dude got a foil BoP ಠ_ಠ

[–]trolloc1 0 points1 point ago

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[–]BaronLaladedo 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, what?

[–]trolloc1 0 points1 point ago

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David attenborough...

[–]BaronLaladedo 1 point2 points ago

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Oh....c i thought u meant doctor who.

[–]pattypoopcake 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of the remake not the old one. New ones purty :)

[–]SirW00talot 0 points1 point ago

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I automatically assumed this was a post in /r/magictcg.

[–]pawkair 13 points14 points ago

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My wife told me she wants a divorce because I relate everything to batman. What a joker.

[–]TheWill2Live 5 points6 points ago

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Well she didn't have to be so two-faced about it.

[–]lauridsmadsen -5 points-4 points ago

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He will sure leave his Marky Mark on her! What, thread ruined? Sars

[–]kolr 2 points3 points ago

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Jerk.

[–]MadMageMC 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, that lauridsmadsen dude is really the Bane of this thread. :p

[–]Hobbes4247791 1 point2 points ago

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Black Mask.

I just... I really like Black Mask.

[–]ofdubiousorigin 1 point2 points ago

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Oh Hush, you.

[–]Uhrestdid_Dvelopmint 3 points4 points ago

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Silly Robin, you're such a flower!

[–]Cyberslasher 1 point2 points ago

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Now we know why all of the robins lose their girlfriends in tragic accidents. THEY WERE PUSHED.

[–]scottstephenson 1 point2 points ago

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BIZZARO!
I LOVE YOU!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I never knew until now that Robin is called robin, because he is a "robin" like Batman is a "bat". O.O
Robinman would have let me know earlier.

[–]Lampmonster1 4 points5 points ago

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He's not. Robin was named after a person, not the bird. However for the life of me I can't remember who.

Edit: Oh, duh. Robin Hood. It was to obvious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Now I'm confused again.

[–]alison09 0 points1 point ago

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"I think 'Batman' works really well because i'm a HUGE bat... but a tiny pterodactyl."

[–]mjern 1 point2 points ago

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Dear Lord while they're talking about Robin's new costume that dynamite is going to blow!

[–]shuzumi 1 point2 points ago

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looks like his first Night Wing costume

[–]crystalbluecurrents 1 point2 points ago

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Birds of Paradise are my favorite flower :)

[–]AetherAlchemyst 1 point2 points ago

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Can I tap for any one mana I want?

[–]onesquichi 1 point2 points ago

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stick of dynamite in the corner...?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Thought I was the only one who noticed.

[–]lessobvious 0 points1 point ago

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This comic sometimes (most of the time) hides things around the area. Things I've seen repeated: a shoe, dynamite, a spacehip, a rabbit face, the letters 'k2', an eyeball, a slice of pie, a bird wearing a hat

[–]OldSchoolBatman 0 points1 point ago

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I had a feeling this was going to happen.

[–]olympicairways 0 points1 point ago

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Deana deana deana deana, deana deana deana deana, Batdean!

[–]kolr 0 points1 point ago

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I can think of a few other things Batman might be calling Robin now...

[–]Achirality 0 points1 point ago

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Fabulous.

[–]buckensens 0 points1 point ago

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Good old Läderlappen always cheers me up!

[–]Yatterking 0 points1 point ago

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Not too far off from Robin's first superdumb Nightwing costume.

[–]rokyrakoon103 0 points1 point ago

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someone show this to Batman.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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kefka?

[–]Raggz 0 points1 point ago

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I read this with a lisp.

[–]halfpastbored 0 points1 point ago

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Would not tap even for all the mana in the planes.

[–]secretlypooping 0 points1 point ago

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id rather be a bird of war

[–]Rubix64 -1 points0 points ago

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