Danger of extreme nasal hair? WTF are they doing?

E-Squid · 4 months

I'm more concerned about the urinary clumping and just what the fuck it's supposed to mean.

ilovebeardybears · 4 months

That's actually what happened to Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Bananarang · 4 months

This has to be one of the best "No Trespassing" signs I've ever seen. There's no chance I'd go in there, just incase they were telling the truth.

mambaman · 4 months

I would really like more context with this.

Delta_L · 4 months

Aperture Laboratories?

mindrag · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/seh6p.gif

DerelictDiety · 4 months

It would work to keep me out. My anus is fine as it is today. No shrinkage required.

pfennigweise · 4 months

Nasal hair? Are you fucking kidding me? You realize it literally says RECTAL FUCKING SHRINKAGE, right?

Madd9Club · 4 months

Urinary clumping... does that mean your pee will curdle?

jpropaganda · 4 months

Reminds me of this second puberty stuff. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l0dG-VRshA

w1lll · 4 months

Curse my vivid imagination.

vsal · 4 months

Hmm.

Darkmatter666 · 4 months

The order of severity seems right. Minor exposure only puts you at risk for sterilization, but God forbid you're exposed long enough to suffer extreme nasal hair conditions.

jezmaster · 4 months

wtf is urinary clumping? how does urine clump?

SmashedBrotato · 4 months

Rectal shrinkage sounds like it would make pooping incredibly difficult.

Neil_Armschlong · 4 months

TIL no one seems to care about rectal shrinkage as long as their nose hair is in jeopardy.

boblabon · 4 months

Extreme nasal hair... Well that explains Nigel Thornberry.

TheMelonKid · 4 months

Rectal shrinkage???

PigDog4 · 4 months

Either they're doing research so incredibly groundbreaking they just let people walk up and take pictures of the sign

OR

Someone, somewhere, did this in photoshop.

acousticat · 4 months

Neat! I need a sign like this. You know, to warn the neighbors...

rightversusleft · 4 months

Isn't that a list of Prescott Pharmaceuticals side-effects, from The Colbert Report?

csreid · 4 months

... it sounds like the side effects at the end of one of Colbert's "Cheating Death" segments.

avatar307 · 4 months

I'm totally putting the same sign on the gate to my driveway.

tahkingkong · 4 months

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Center.

Writes_With_Quills · 4 months

I feel like Cave Johnson just founded another start up.

shroff · 4 months

Wait a minute... Is that... Aperture Science?

[deleted] · 4 months

They mean nasal hair that drinks Mountain Dew.

Oldsoul77 · 4 months

You mean Like These !

AMZ88 · 4 months

Geotag please? Latitude and longitude are fine too. Lol

Im-postle-able · 4 months

Most gullible redditor of 2012: Darkon

pdmcmahon · 4 months

Obligatory

MarcelProust · 4 months

This is from the BBC's Sherlock Holmes. The episode is 'The Hounds of the Baskerville', series 2 episode 2. The sign appears outside a secretive military base which is linked to sightings of a mysterious beast.

murderlicious · 4 months

Repost: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p215v/consider_yourself_warned/

Happy_Reddit_Birthda · 4 months

coituspointzero · 4 months

Cave Johnson here!

Patchoolible · 4 months

Oh governments...

alejo699 · 4 months

Just offhand, I'd say what they're doing is fucking with you.

[deleted] · 4 months

looks like the gate of some novelty shop outside of area 51

MarkCE · 4 months

Man should not play God.

NiceNolan · 4 months

Where in the fuck were you when you took this photo?

dossier · 4 months

In other news this has become the Mecca of the porn industry. Sales in nose trimmings and urinary troubles have increased dramatically. On the other hand birth control products have all but ceased.

Wisdom_from_the_Ages · 4 months

Scaring you away from that area.

MisterDonkey · 4 months

I'm going to need me a few doses of that rectal shrinkage.

Orthodoxic · 4 months

This is from Portal 2 right?

niczar · 4 months

Prescott pharmaceuticals

noddegamra · 4 months

SAY WHAT?! SAY WHAT?!

backin5mins · 4 months

man with very long nose hair: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5-_lpZJkRY

blAzeAlldAy · 4 months

I had a catheter one time and when i got home, i couldnt piss for 6 hours because it was clumpy and it hurt so bad

DecievedRTS · 4 months

I had a case of extreme nasal hair once, it got right up my nose.

lobster_ragefist · 4 months

maybe they were keeping people out?

waffleninja · 4 months

Photoshopping apparently.

scrimjim · 4 months

Sounds like something Cave Johnson would say.

ReadShift · 4 months

I feel like they just made up weirdest side effects you can think of to freak you out and keep you out.

TheLlamaPaul · 4 months

It's your cake day. Here's an upvote.

Badtaste92 · 4 months

Oh god no! I better stay away. My noise hair is pretty long already!

Cornwall · 4 months

So this is where bo-bo-bo bo bo-bo-bo ended up? It all makes sense now!

JustAWonderfulMan · 4 months

I don't know, but I don't want to risk my nose hair taking up snowboarding or drinking mountain dew...

[deleted] · 4 months

My reddit friends, meet DARPA.

12_Baconed_Narwhals · 4 months

I think it's more likely some illegal operation being somewhat smart about things. making a sign is very easy. most people, despite what they might say, are likely to trust what "the government" says, including "we're the government." and lastly, who the fuck would risk it with stakes this high?

ohoona · 4 months

Wait, no one thinks this is photoshopped? Cuz I was like that can't be real, lets see who debunks it....nope...no one.

[deleted] · 4 months

Im with e-squid... I have never seen nor heard of urinary clumping...and I hope to hell I never do! Lol

D68376837 · 4 months

where?

The-Stranger · 4 months

Gag gift from Spencers prob

Valsalvation · 4 months

So this is where all the Theme Hospital patients came from....

ForgottenFork · 4 months

It's BoBoBo-Bo-Bo-BoBo's birth place.

OrangeMonkeyee · 4 months

I already predict the day of doom erupts from the nanotechnology center at Purdue. My buddy delivered pizzas there and said all kinds of crazy special doors and people in bubble suits and space suit type things.

slartzy · 4 months

where can i buy that

Xenodyne · 4 months

Why does this look like it was taken in the underground section of Aperture Laboratories?

monkeh24 · 4 months

ahh, Horizine industries.

-Cloud-chaser- · 4 months

Happy cake day.

LouSpudol · 4 months

I'd imagine that's very effective....I'd stay away haha

Inorashi · 4 months

WTF are they doing? Trying to keep people out.

TheoQ99 · 4 months

Read this in the voice of Cave Johnson.

Hsn102198 · 4 months

If you need to go the bathroom in this next series of tests, please let test associates know. Because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.

Cave Johnson

666PSYCHOTIC · 4 months

Apeture science strikes again, GLaDOS you bitch.

MRLINDAN · 4 months

Cave Johnson here when life gives you lemons.....

littlebrittle77 · 4 months

Everyone is caught up on the urinary clumping, which is obviously bad. But what the fuck is rectal shrinking. Does that mean my butt hole will get smaller. Cuz that's not tight butthole. That's def loose butthole.

whywasthisupvoted · 4 months

r/retarded

Timmaey · 4 months

Steven Colbert DFA

Tim_Kaiser · 4 months

This must be where Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo was created.

WTF

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