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[–]vandil 256 points257 points ago

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Looks like they've got some good news and some bad news to share.

[–]Lilgherkin 169 points170 points ago

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I have to go to the bank later. What are they going to say?!

[–]FledglingZombie 52 points53 points ago

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Goddammit.

[–]muffinmonk 72 points73 points ago

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Get your life together, Craig...

[–]Ooitastic 5 points6 points ago

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I'm sure the people at the bank will LOVE your outfit.

[–]cenwen 121 points122 points ago

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[–]terriblehuman 53 points54 points ago

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the duali-dean of man

[–]MintyBalls 22 points23 points ago

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Actually the people at the bank loved it.

[–]bursho 5 points6 points ago

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I have a date!

[–]MintyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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Yourself, or did you meat someone at the bank?

[–]bursho 2 points3 points ago

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Meat someone?

[–]MintyBalls 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah it's like meeting a person, but your first encounter is sexual. The meat refers to "man-meat" in the case of lesbians it refers to their vajay jays, and since it sounds like meet it is used to describe such an experience with a single word.

[–]bursho 1 point2 points ago

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You just made that up so you wouldn't have to own up to a spelling error.

[–]MintyBalls 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you think, besides it is a much better explanation than "oops I made a mistake.". Now if I could say "woopsy daisy" like Daniel Day Lewis that would be a different matter.

[–]bursho 0 points1 point ago

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Suuuure.

weirdo

[–]MrCleanupman 11 points12 points ago

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[–]shanoxilt 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'll have to steal this for /r/queerconlangers.

[–]smithcohan 3 points4 points ago

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The duali-dean of man.

[–]Wylde_Guitarist 10 points11 points ago

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I was REALLY hoping this would be at the top. My reaction

[–]impshial 0 points1 point ago

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Note: All the downvoters do not watch Community.

[–]rhymeswithgrack 45 points46 points ago

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Why 60? Did you just randomly choose a number?

[–]Epicaq 20 points21 points ago

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Conc3pt still lives in the times when WoW was vanilla I guess.

[–]Conc3pt[S] 37 points38 points ago

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i decided it was 20 levels less sad than this

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/p4x26/forever_alone_level_80/

[–]Epicaq 1 point2 points ago

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Ah, clever ;-)

[–]iwantafunnyname 43 points44 points ago

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I would've went with Level:50/50

[–]bursho 6 points7 points ago

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Someone's always stealing my comments...

I KNOW YOU CAN READ MY MIND!

[–]IrishJoe 2 points3 points ago

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They used to do that to me, too. Then I started wearing a tin foil hat to block the electromagnetic waves. It's really helped.

[–]bursho 1 point2 points ago

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I gotta get one of those!

[–]vegeneric 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking Forever Alone Level: Married.

[–]lmpervious 0 points1 point ago

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Well it's better than every single one being level 99, even when some of them aren't that crazy.

[–]mostexcellentben 0 points1 point ago

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The suit coat slightly overlaps the dress

[–]Scabe 0 points1 point ago

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The level 60 for some reason is what cracked me up.

[–]katchison02 19 points20 points ago

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I dunno but I couldn't help but think of a right wing plot of an episode of Batman, where two-face tries to undermine the sanctity of marriage by marrying himself.

[–]NewTownGuard 4 points5 points ago

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Harvey and Harley Dent

[–]jrgolden42 0 points1 point ago

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Harvey Bent?

[–]Cruel_Obsession 2 points3 points ago

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Only then to adopt Bruce Wayne. He can have a mother and father again!!

[–]whogivesagoodgoddamn 59 points60 points ago

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Spliced for science:

http://i.imgur.com/BBtJ8.png

[–]stone500 13 points14 points ago

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Fire in the disco...

[–]doot_doot 1 point2 points ago

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girl, i wanna take you to a gay bar...

[–]RattsWoman 2 points3 points ago

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Upvotes for the two of you because I decided to listen to Electric Six just an hour ago before reading these comments.

[–]srd178 21 points22 points ago

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John Waters?

[–]kb_klash 2 points3 points ago

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Looks pregnant

[–]chanceofsunshine 0 points1 point ago

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hoping someone would do this; leaving satisfied. :D

[–]dronethrone 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit...that woman has a gaping entrance to the abyss of the Outer Gods instead of a stomach...wicked.

[–]emlgsh 32 points33 points ago

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Forever alone... or always together?

[–]Trobot087 3 points4 points ago

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FOREVER TOGETHER AND NEVER TO PART, TOGETHER FOREVER, WE TWO...

[–]RattsWoman 1 point2 points ago

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AND DON'T YOU KNOW I WOULD MOVE HEAVEN AND EARTH TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER WITH YOU?

[–]foiz5000 1 point2 points ago

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NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

[–]kahmeal 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Muniosi 8 points9 points ago

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That's actually pretty clever.

[–]ConVonCon 7 points8 points ago

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Dean Pelton?

[–]H0LT45 1 point2 points ago

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The younger years

[–]troxnor 15 points16 points ago

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not sure if boy or girl...

[–]troxnor 9 points10 points ago

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definitely a girl

[–]shanoxilt 1 point2 points ago

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[–]TreatsObjctsLikWomen 0 points1 point ago*

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Gah, that right hand definitely looks Manliness Level: calloused-Lumberjack-chainsaw-juggler.

[–]dinklebob 0 points1 point ago

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Man hands?

[–]tylargh 5 points6 points ago

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You should cross-post this to /r/community

[–]HowsItGoinFloppy 5 points6 points ago

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She looks like John Waters. I hope she has books at her place tonight.

[–]Completebeast 13 points14 points ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...and terrifying.

[–]tensoccs 1 point2 points ago

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I have to go to the bank today.

[–]Razbu1337 19 points20 points ago

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Skrillex, dat you?

[–]lyanocoste 1 point2 points ago

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no its alex grey

[–]Razbu1337 3 points4 points ago

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k

[–]SniperTooL 1 point2 points ago

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Met him once, he's a cool dude.

[–]munge_me_not 2 points3 points ago

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She looks more like 35.

[–]doinkus 2 points3 points ago

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What happens if he gets a divorce?

[–]oddly_insightful 5 points6 points ago

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[–]HumanistGeek -3 points-2 points ago

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If you cover up the left side of the face, it's easy to tell that the person is male.

[–]c-pod 1 point2 points ago

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This is a great Halloween costume!

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 1 point2 points ago

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It's certainly extraordinarily well done.

[–]pumpkindog 1 point2 points ago

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someone photoshop into bride and groom w/ mirroring?

[–]KALASH69 1 point2 points ago

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This is the WORST version of Two-Face.

[–]indiosoldier 1 point2 points ago

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Level 50/50?

[–]StewieBanana 1 point2 points ago

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I'd hit half of that.

[–]mandrakewilder 1 point2 points ago

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SRSSRSSRSSRSSRSSRSSRSSRSSRS

[–]whixer 1 point2 points ago

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Forever Alone: Level Harvey Dent

[–]ObeytehSystem 1 point2 points ago

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Skrillex edition

[–]thefirm1990 3 points4 points ago

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only 60? How are these things calculated?

[–]huntdawgin 2 points3 points ago

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60 used to be the max level in world of warcraft. So 60 is actually pretty significant.

[–]MontanaCelt 0 points1 point ago

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Is there an official scale?

[–]VonKressenstein 1 point2 points ago

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Would it be marital relations or just masturbation?

[–]melpfl 1 point2 points ago

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Skrillex found a mate!

[–]Sparky91 0 points1 point ago

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Creative I suppose.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! Funny but this could also be put in r/wtf. I'd say lvl 95.

[–]Deftonez 0 points1 point ago

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Girl or guy?

Can't tell if the 'stache is penciled in or legit...

[–]mcallister24 1 point2 points ago

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pretty sure the stache is penciled in but still... girl or guy?

[–]allrushmixxtape 0 points1 point ago

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potential for the best face swap ever?

[–]RonBurgundysScotch 0 points1 point ago

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Does the level meter only go up to 50?

[–]waterbottlefromhell 0 points1 point ago

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What happens when its time to kiss the bride?

[–]intel23 0 points1 point ago

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id say thats level infinity

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

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I see so one hand is the man in the relationship

[–]Ahjema 0 points1 point ago

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It was level 60 in vanilla.. now its level 85

[–]princess_shami 0 points1 point ago

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so many many questions....

[–]WarEagle_1991 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please mirror each half of this person so it looks like a complete bride and groom?

[–]Cheesytacoman924 0 points1 point ago

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So how are they going to do the 69? I think it's going to be a 0... Cuz he's going to suck his own dick...

[–]devilsavacadolarry 0 points1 point ago

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Dean Pelton? You gotta stop doing that..

[–]youdneverthink 0 points1 point ago

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Skrillex?

[–]kylepierce11 0 points1 point ago

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Which.... which is it...?

[–]SirComeStandChill 0 points1 point ago

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I would have called it "Level TwoFace"

[–]EnderofDragon 0 points1 point ago

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Someone told them to go fuck themselves and they decided to take it slowly...

[–]Poop_Balls_Vajeena 0 points1 point ago

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What happens when the dude at the front says: "You may now kiss the bride?" O_O

[–]chaos__cosmos 0 points1 point ago

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Where.. where is her other foot?

[–]0v329000 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking about getting married to myself this morning and i envisioned a Tux/gown just like that one!

Thanks Reddit!

[–]comradesean 0 points1 point ago

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Two-Face has gotten a little creepy.

[–]adjectives_noun 0 points1 point ago

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Well yeah, cause it's half ghost. How else would you explain the floating?

[–]Herp27 0 points1 point ago

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I... Can't tell what gender that is....

[–]techlos 0 points1 point ago

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my guess is bigender or androgynous, hence the clothing to represent both male and female gender stereotypes at the same time.

[–]thekenturner 0 points1 point ago

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This should be the cover of Skrillex's next album...

[–]zuluthrone 0 points1 point ago

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I have to go to the bank today.

[–]FrootJooce 0 points1 point ago

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Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]SugarTheKid 0 points1 point ago

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Not Sure If?

[–]bigyummy 0 points1 point ago

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I bet the divorce is going to be a messy one.

[–]SugarTheKid 0 points1 point ago

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You May Now Kiss The... Sigh* FML

[–]MoonBearzzz 0 points1 point ago

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Did Skrillex get married?

[–]thinkmcfly 0 points1 point ago

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Rodman did it.

[–]your_moms_tits_here 0 points1 point ago

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Level 50/50

[–]Drexynn 0 points1 point ago

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Would that be a Broom?

[–]avenx 0 points1 point ago

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I guess you could say she found her other half.

[–]bigbaussss 0 points1 point ago

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It has some really good balance for missing a foot.

[–]TROLLLLLLLL 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone skrillex

[–]tolstoyleo 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say level 85

[–]aprlina71 0 points1 point ago

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*level 69 :D

[–]Zerble 0 points1 point ago

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Together. And yet so, so alone...

[–]Slack_Irritant 0 points1 point ago

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I'm betting this relationship was consummated before the wedding night.

[–]OrphanShepherd 0 points1 point ago

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Reminded me of this music video.

[–]thetimato 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Skrillex...

[–]buckybone 0 points1 point ago

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Belongs in /r/WTF, maybe /r/creepy.

[–]ambushv2 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like skrillex

[–]Domje 0 points1 point ago

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MY NAME IS SKRILLEX...MY NAME IS SKRILLEX...MY NAME IS SKRILLEX.. etc

[–]xombey 0 points1 point ago

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Skrillex hair

[–]MadModderX 0 points1 point ago

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Aww... They complete one another...

[–]EchoZol 0 points1 point ago

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Would it count as a threesome? YOLO.

[–]facecardz 0 points1 point ago

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Skrillex got married!

[–]meatloaf_again 0 points1 point ago

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I find this super creepy for some reason.

[–]MasteratArms 0 points1 point ago

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I think thats just skrillex

[–]fontos 0 points1 point ago

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At least they'll always be by each others side.

[–]christhesexyone 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it only level 60?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Original World of Warcraft level cap.

obviously

[–]NO_GOD_WHY 0 points1 point ago

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i'd like a ticket to see the divorce case please.

[–]Asurnasurpal 0 points1 point ago

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That's...

... Kinda hot actually...

[–]Toats_magotes 0 points1 point ago

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Forever alone level:50 FTFY

[–]HustlerThug 0 points1 point ago

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Or what some people might call ''art''.

[–]katuni08 0 points1 point ago

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Um... is this a man or a woman? I could buy either.

[–]frenchy612 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder what level 69 is?

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

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Now kiss

[–]Mkrah 0 points1 point ago

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Level 60? psh. I'm level 85

[–]chicago69 0 points1 point ago

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[–]keatonch 0 points1 point ago

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he must be left handed

[–]lightninghand 0 points1 point ago

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Female

[–]bmich853 0 points1 point ago

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What is this...I don't even...I'm confused

[–]jackmcm5 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bigpoppaphill -1 points0 points ago

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This is exactly what the republicans are talking about with the decay of the American family.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Stop_Sign -3 points-2 points ago

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That's some serious commitment to the joke to actually grow out your hair on only one side.

[–]StickySnacks 2 points3 points ago

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uhh.. it really looks like it's just tied back on one side

[–]WTF_DID_YOU_SAY 1 point2 points ago

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I have a feeling that she cut her hair, rather than growing it out on just one side.

[–]Stop_Sign 0 points1 point ago

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People are insane

[–]iadtyjwu -2 points-1 points ago

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Actually, it looks like they found someone to live their lives with for eternity.

[–]Baytron -2 points-1 points ago

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dude the hell

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Is that an ugly man or an ugly woman?

[–]LiteralPhilosopher 3 points4 points ago

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If you cover up the mustachioed half, she's really not unattractive at all. Plain would be the worst you could say. And the costume work is extraordinary!

[–]z4qqqbs -3 points-2 points ago

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id say lvl 75

[–]franick1987 0 points1 point ago

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Don't you mean level 99 like all the other lazy level posts people make now a days? I miss the good old days when people used relevant numbers for a level other than 99.