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[–]JesterAzazel 24 points25 points ago

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Welcome to r/Funny: You may only post if you are funny. Please No:

Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

[–]IamGrimReefer 4 points5 points ago

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but it's ok b/c it's a repost, and reddit loves reposts.

[–]alliterateit 0 points1 point ago

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read the rules, the ranking ruffians running this reddit request reasonable requirements....

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

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I read the rules over there-------->

[–]r0bbiedigital 5 points6 points ago

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r/ecards is over there ->

[–]RinoaDave 2 points3 points ago

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I'd imagine the birds just think "Why's that guy eating mushed up chicken periods?".

[–]golfjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for ruining eggs for me.

[–]_LtCommanderData_ 1 point2 points ago

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Payback?...Ah, a form of revenge, retaliation, retribution, tit for tat, a game at which two can play.

[–]likeasir 1 point2 points ago

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The birds don't care! They'll eat the eggs and then shit the eggs right back out onto your car again.

[–]TheDarkHorse83 1 point2 points ago

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Actually this is true. A chicken will eat cooked chicken eggs. Some will even eat uncooked chicken eggs at which point they will lay an egg and then eat it.

There are a number of sources. Try this one.

[–]REEKS_OF_BULLSHIT 1 point2 points ago

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THIS REEKS OF BULLSHIT.

[–]t-rexcantfap 1 point2 points ago

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THIS REEKS OF BIRDSHIT

FTFY

[–]A13X37 0 points1 point ago

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We normally only eat chicken eggs... unless its easter then we eat robin eggs....

[–]andbloom 0 points1 point ago

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Dear god the tracking and leading in this image, it's barely readable... it almost becomes textura.

[–]wtfno 0 points1 point ago

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The eggs are unfertilized. It's not baby chicks that you're eating!

[–]OatStraw 0 points1 point ago

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You're capable of eating bird menstruation?

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever a bird shits on my car, I get slightly irritated and then wipe it off

[–]iwantanewusername -1 points0 points ago

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Link?

[–]VerusDesiderium -3 points-2 points ago

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You MONSTER!