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[–]dsides89 771 points772 points ago

Stop. Weather time.

[–][deleted] 391 points392 points ago

Stop, flying sign.

[–]eyecite 289 points290 points ago

Stop, Holly's dying.

[–]bravoredditbravo 103 points104 points ago

Stop, It's her time

[–]MrFatalistic 79 points80 points ago

BREAK IT DOWN!

[–]dudeofdur 33 points34 points ago

Ow ow ow OWWW ow ow ow owww

[–]RubeusShagrid 49 points50 points ago

Stop, broken spine

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 179 points180 points ago

Stop, insert rhyme.

[–]Sex_Train_Conductor 149 points150 points ago

Stop, she'll be fine.

[–]mr_lightbulb 79 points80 points ago

stop guys

[–]McTasty 62 points63 points ago

Can't stop the hive-mind

[–]citizen_coping 89 points90 points ago

[–]too_toked 19 points20 points ago

[–]efstajas 4 points5 points ago

Funny how this is blocked in Germany. ಠ_ಠ

[–]ferretonin 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if he is actually break-dancing or in the process of falling...

[–]TheOnlyNeb 6 points7 points ago

They're on ice and the guy right next to him is pointing and laughing at him (or at least about to do so). I'd say he's slipping.

[–]ProfessorHoneycutt 16 points17 points ago

Slipping some mad moves, maybe.

[–]bravoredditbravo 3 points4 points ago

especially when it sees a flyin sign

[–]shalafi71 0 points1 point ago

and it's Holly's dyin' time

[–]sc2noob100 2 points3 points ago

Stop, you're not kind.

[–]bkbill420 7 points8 points ago

i want potato_in_my_anus back

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 4 points5 points ago

I had hoped people would see the ETC as cheap satire.

[–]Sl3vin 6 points7 points ago

Stop. Her name is Ellenbogen (german for elbow)

[–]JumpshotGG 12 points13 points ago

I thought of something clever! I'm gonna go po- FUCK

[–]Mixed-Signals 9 points10 points ago

You, me, and a bajillion other redditors.

[–]dman928 184 points185 points ago

I believe it's from the sitcom, "The Class"

[–]cholmes 37 points38 points ago

Yup. Good show too, canceled before its time.

[–]totaldebacle 17 points18 points ago

Agreed and had SHANE from the walking dead.

[–]itsmuddy 33 points34 points ago

M'ask you sumthin

[–]Rakielis 18 points19 points ago

::takes off hat and wipes forehead::

[–]angrymole 9 points10 points ago

FUCK THAT GUY.

[–]dylanroo 7 points8 points ago

Don't call me guy, buddy

[–]angrymole 6 points7 points ago

Don't call me buddy, friend.

[–]Flufnstuf 1 point2 points ago

He's not your friend, guy.

[–]TheAlmightySeabass 9 points10 points ago

Just...no. Don't go there.

[–]dylanroo 2 points3 points ago

I already did, yeaaaahh

[–]TheAlmightySeabass 2 points3 points ago

At least I stopped you from going further.

[–]kwils 1 point2 points ago

And Lizzy Caplan from Mean Girls and Party Down

[–]kingtuolumne 4 points5 points ago

[–]ghostly_harmless 5 points6 points ago

That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[–]blagoonga123 8 points9 points ago

It means it's required as per some rule. How do you know what rules kingtuolumne lives by?

[–]ccguy 5 points6 points ago

But it freed up Jesse Tyler Ferguson to do Modern Family.

[–]justonecomment 7 points8 points ago

:( was hoping that one was real.

[–]zatoichi68 1 point2 points ago

I remember that caracter killed a rabbit with her high heels in front of lots of kids.

[–]Rawrchon 122 points123 points ago

Got hit right in the Ellenbogen

[–]toxicFork 26 points27 points ago

Holly shit, you're right!

[–]DarkHavenX75 21 points22 points ago

The Ellenbogen is a 814-metre high extinct volcano in the Thuringian Rhön in the district of Landkreis Schmalkalden-Meiningen,Thuringia, Germany.

I just.... what?

[–]JvB07 46 points47 points ago

Also: elbows in Dutch.

[–]Biermann 44 points45 points ago

Also: elbow(s) in German.

[–]RockasaurusRex 8 points9 points ago

Also: adverb, meaning "in addition to"

[–]Biermann 8 points9 points ago

AlSO: Aluminium Sulfur Monoxide, meaning some chemistry stuff that may not exist.

[–]Avohaj 10 points11 points ago

Remember to angryly shout her last name, because it is german

[–]Ameshan 27 points28 points ago

"How is the weather Holly," "IT'S RAINING SIDEWAYS!"

[–]jdemell 14 points15 points ago

Thanks, Holly.

[–]Exavion 2 points3 points ago

What did you have for breakfast, Holly?

[–]sergeyuf 32 points33 points ago

Looks like she received a sign from above...

[–]CaptainTrips 15 points16 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was stage right.

[–]Pinkeller 10 points11 points ago

That's from a show called 'The Class', good times.

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[–]Biuku 4 points5 points ago

It's not that the wind is blowing.

It's what the wind is blowing.

Ron White.

[–]MrNiska 16 points17 points ago

Fun fact: "Ellenbogen" means elbow in German!

Alright, I lied. It was only a fact, not funny.

[–]DrTrunks 4 points5 points ago

Same in Dutch, not funny but facty.

[–]Killerkarpfen 8 points9 points ago

Zhat's because us Germans don't do funny!

[–]HotBrown 14 points15 points ago

does anyone else think this looks really fake?

[–]skizmcniz 9 points10 points ago

That's because it's from a TV show.

[–]Joelsomethingorother 1 point2 points ago

The news is a TV show.

[–]Disasstah 5 points6 points ago

God, if you don't want me here, give me a sign.

[–]StewieBanana 2 points3 points ago

I like how she turned into a bowling pin.

[–]CrassBedlam 1 point2 points ago

I like how she fell after getting hit with a stop sign.

[–]theryanmass 2 points3 points ago

Someone tell Ashley Taylor that this is what assault looks like.

[–]monfmonf 2 points3 points ago

she was told to stop. she didn't listen.

[–]12ptCourier 2 points3 points ago

[–]NuclearPotatoes 2 points3 points ago

video, source, original, ctrl f, control f, ctrl-f

[–]aesmodeus 1 point2 points ago

Stop that! No one reports on the weather!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Please be real. Please be real. Please be real.

[–]Sinavestia 1 point2 points ago

I was actually thinking of that scene from The Day After Tomorrow. Where the reporter gets slapped with a ton of scrap metal

[–]whiteboy1190 1 point2 points ago

As a Floridian, watching and mocking these poor reporters during hurricanes has become like a family pastime.

[–]phantomjm 1 point2 points ago

In Soviet Russia, octagon hits you!

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for Yakov.

[–]reggieband 1 point2 points ago

That is so well timed it could be a sketch on SNL. Well, except that they'd stretch the 10 second joke to 2 1/2 minutes and then to a 90min movie.

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

...and a sequel.

[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points ago

Windy, would be my guess....

[–]JethroTheRetroMetro 1 point2 points ago

I love how the sign pauses for a split-second to face the camera, as if to punctuate things.

[–]pandatamer 1 point2 points ago

Arrest that stop sign for assault!

[–]lightninhopkins 1 point2 points ago

Her last name means "elbow" in German. That is Holly Elbow.

[–]TriviallyTravis 1 point2 points ago

'S GON' RAIN!

[–]yeehe 1 point2 points ago

God, if you don't want me to fap to Holly Ellenbogen, please give me a sign.

[–]WhereAmINow 1 point2 points ago

Ellenbogen means elbows in Dutch... Nice last name Holly.

[–]fighterlink 1 point2 points ago

Oh, looks like it's hammer time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

bitches love stop signs

[–]bartonar 1 point2 points ago

Right before this she asked God for a sign.

[–]Keksi 1 point2 points ago

STOP! In the name of love! :D

[–]yrogerg123 1 point2 points ago

Watching people get seriously injured is not funny.

[–]tohlsen 1 point2 points ago

It's a sign!

[–]MisderMouse 1 point2 points ago

Mother nature telling her to "Stop"

[–]Nefai 16 points17 points ago

[–]Diels_Alder 46 points47 points ago

Obligatory comment defending reposts.

[–]HandyCore 29 points30 points ago

Obligatory 'well I haven't seen it'.

[–]froggsleggs 10 points11 points ago

Obligatory link to cat vs cake.

[–]TheSimpleArtist 1 point2 points ago

I move to make cat vs cake an obligatory part of every internet argument.

Is there a second?

[–]KeScoBo 7 points8 points ago

 * crickets *

[–]artyen 5 points6 points ago

Obligatory reminder that complaining about reposts is against Reddiquette:

Please don't: Complain about reposts. Just because you have seen it before doesn't mean everyone has. Votes indicate the popularity of a post, so just vote.

[–]phood4thought 12 points13 points ago

Obligatory upvote for comment defending reposts.

[–]taolbi 1 point2 points ago

Down to the top comment.

[–]xNidhogg 8 points9 points ago

two deadly mistakes that stand out:

  • Not imgur
  • Bad title

[–]DariusBlack 1 point2 points ago

These "How I feel" memes get on my nerves. That's not content, it's circlejerk material.

[–]Self_Hating_Liberal 0 points1 point ago

From a TV show.

[–]thelnor 1 point2 points ago

Better arrest that sign for assault

[–]Ninjalork 0 points1 point ago

Oh man! I totally forgot my octagon!

[–]pwnedboarder 0 points1 point ago

KABLOOMERS! DESTRUCTION!

[–]hellfer 0 points1 point ago

That Stop sign was pi-ist

[–]PickleB 0 points1 point ago

And there goes Holly, again, with the weather. (She just demonstrated how every other reporter has slacked in their sign offs.)

[–]InFerYes 0 points1 point ago

It's funny, because Ellenbogen is my local dialect for elbows.

[–]rawrgs 0 points1 point ago

OBEY ME!!!!!

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

Ah schadenfreude, how we love thee

[–]JustTheAverageGuy 0 points1 point ago

Jake Morgendorfer would cower in fear.

[–]hamboned 0 points1 point ago

Holly shit!

[–]SuiXi3D 0 points1 point ago

[–]nzoshun 0 points1 point ago

I wish this would happen to the people who bring up Twilight.

[–]martiniman[!] 0 points1 point ago

[–]supersmurf 0 points1 point ago

It's a sign

[–]w1tt 0 points1 point ago

Stop. well sign, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO OH SHIET$#

[–]DishwasherTwig 0 points1 point ago

Who's last name is "elbow"?

[–]foyeldagain 0 points1 point ago

There goes Holly...with the Stop sign.

[–]Kynandra 0 points1 point ago

If that's not a sign I don't know what is.

[–]cf18 0 points1 point ago

Did they arrest the stop sign?

[–]I_Key_Cars 0 points1 point ago

TV Show = Fake

[–]Chillaxbro 0 points1 point ago

Maybe god was trying to give her a sign.

[–]Karmolicious 0 points1 point ago

Someone needs to make a website where you can change the name to anything and turn it into a gif really fast. For all the forum needs. It has potential.

[–]bozzwtf 0 points1 point ago

Fake? Confirm or deny.

[–]RedPanther1 0 points1 point ago

The universe is giving her a "sign".

[–]knightsofolde 0 points1 point ago

Here's your sign!

[–]trojanguy 0 points1 point ago

Weather News Network: Weather news happens...or not.

[–]Neebat 0 points1 point ago

And now for a message from Mother Nature.

[–]HaydenB 0 points1 point ago

[–]WenchSlayer 0 points1 point ago

thats one way to stop a broadcast

[–]flamin_sheep 0 points1 point ago

I feel bad for laughing at that.

[–]deepyell 0 points1 point ago

Now, let me explain somethin' to ya: it isn't that the wind is blowin', it's what the wind is blowin'.

[–]m-hexus 0 points1 point ago

Back to you, Chet.

[–]Morgyshmorgi 0 points1 point ago

We got to pray to see she makes it today

[–]r0b0torg 0 points1 point ago

the sign wanted her to stop.

[–]ADXC 0 points1 point ago

Someone should put a stop to her newscast! Oh wait...

[–]FountainsOfFluids 0 points1 point ago

Holly: "I'm all out of things to say about this storm! Should I keep talking or..."

[–]Turbomullet 0 points1 point ago

Roadsign...

[–]wesleyt89 0 points1 point ago

That sign was probly thinking "Thats right bitch thats what you get when you don't listen to me or any of my brothers when your headin' to work".

[–]NaechsteHaltestelle 0 points1 point ago

Her last name means "elbow" in German...

[–]ConnerMarbut 0 points1 point ago

On my mobile Reddit. Gifs play a few times fast. Then slows down. Then back to normal. You have no clue the joy this gif have me

[–]codyjoe 0 points1 point ago

Stop, hammer time!

[–]KaBLABLA 0 points1 point ago

ITS A SIGN!

[–]ushldeatajarofmayo 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this all day

[–]pipstarr7 0 points1 point ago

And here is Holly's broken face!

[–]unEvade 0 points1 point ago

"And now Ollie Williams with the Black You Weather forecast."

[–]Obversaria 0 points1 point ago

That's gonna leave a mark...

[–]J_Jammer 0 points1 point ago

Who knew stop signs were hypocrites?

[–]Bender_B 0 points1 point ago

You got knocked the fuck out!

[–]jaycubgureen 0 points1 point ago

and stop she did.

[–]misfitsfiend313 0 points1 point ago

I didn't laugh out loud but I did laugh quietly to myself. And watched it like twenty times.

[–]archanoid 0 points1 point ago

So does anybody have a still frame of that where she's on her way down and the "STOP" is clearly visible?

[–]charadeyouare9 0 points1 point ago

She was pretty lucky the edge didnt cut her open real bad or something..

[–]Captain_Redbeard 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE STOP!!!!

[–]ZeLittleMan 0 points1 point ago

Obviously a sign to stop reporting.

[–]lolrawr 0 points1 point ago

and in the next news report.. Our commentator was brutally attack by a sign. Charges have been placed.

[–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

"We'll never find someone brave enough to do this weather report live"

"Then we won't look for brave. We will look for stupid. Then we will call her brave if something bad happens to her."

[–]robinson66 0 points1 point ago

Holy Elbow

[–]SporktallionOf1 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is when the sign turns to the camera to display the punchline.

[–]Charrmeleon 0 points1 point ago

The circle jerk present here is just staggering. Wow lol

[–]circuzninja 0 points1 point ago

she shouldve stopped while she was ahead.

[–]Twatch 0 points1 point ago

HAMMERTIME

[–]Mjr_Ruckus 0 points1 point ago

This looks really fake......

[–]AzureDrag0n1 0 points1 point ago

One of the two types of people that will die when the asteroid tsunami hits.

[–]too_toked 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry for your censorship. Try searching for "russian breakdancing"

[–]Robsalberghi 0 points1 point ago

She better stop before she catches a cold.

[–]warpfield 0 points1 point ago

I guess Trisha Takanawa isn't the only one :)

[–]FairyInBoots 0 points1 point ago

The Class! Why was THIS show cancelled, while Jersey Shore, Toddlers & Tiaras and 16 & pregnant still exist?

[–]foolkitty 0 points1 point ago

Stop, IN THE NAME OF LOOOOOOOVE

[–]afcagroo 0 points1 point ago

I could watch this over and over and over.

[–]redcobra17 0 points1 point ago

She should have stopped (slaps knee)

[–]machomike22 0 points1 point ago

Holly, I think the sign is trying to tell you something.

[–]Spooky_Electric 0 points1 point ago

I hope they arrested that bitch ass sign for assault. The other news stations are doing it.

[–]netdorf 0 points1 point ago

Hammertime?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Ali Williams with the blackuweather forecast: "STOP SIGNS!"

[–]andrewober 0 points1 point ago

Drop.

[–]kiwinotafruit 0 points1 point ago

Beep-beep Ima sign

[–]Ubaralook 0 points1 point ago

I think the best part is the fact that it's a stop sign... UPVOTES FOR YOU!

[–]TerranRepublic 0 points1 point ago

Hit us with today's top story, Holly!

[–]crazymark316 0 points1 point ago

STOP, COLLABORATE AND LISTEN.

[–]Goreleech 0 points1 point ago

No one referenced this in 200 comments?

[–]NastyAxe 0 points1 point ago

It's a metaphor. SHE SHOULD STOP

[–]Vondi 0 points1 point ago

...in the naaaaame of love...

[–]asustar 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for making me look like the schizophrenic who laughs at themselves at the bus stop

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Trisha.

[–]RapturedLove 0 points1 point ago

[–]juja_is_on_top 0 points1 point ago

It hurts to laugh but I cant stop... Appendix removed

[–]ApotheosisX 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Holly.

[–]sorenlloyd 0 points1 point ago

Trampoline!

[–]kadno 0 points1 point ago

This kills the weather reporter

[–]Queencookie 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha.