I used to read Cat Fancy magazine.

salmon fancy feast up in the limousine.

hanging play toys on my wall.

every day hand attacks, mr. jingles, roller ball.

I get my tummy pet til my tummy purrs.

smokin 'nip and meowmix, sippin on 2%

waaay back, when I had the red and black scratch palace

with the fuzzy mice to match

remember chasin' mice, meow meow

you never thought cheezburgers can haz it this far

now I'm on the frontpage cuz I looks cute

time to get fed, immediately after I go to bed

born filla, opposite of a winner

remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner

Peace to Garfield, Tom, Cheshire

Crookshanks, Puss, and Mr. Bigglesworth

I'm blowin' up like you thought I would

Call my name same tags and same owners, it's all good.