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[–]jay456 53 points54 points ago

[–]AgentFRIJOLES 7 points8 points ago

I knew there had to be a reason for why you're tagged as, 'The delivery guy.'

[–]pointmanzero 0 points1 point ago

Why CL takes down stuff like this I will never know. Reddit, we should boycott CL for not having a sense of humor.

[–]AIDSMachine[S] 0 points1 point ago

Good save my friend.

[–]thesimplemachine 25 points26 points ago

"The car chuckled at my failed attempt at manliness, and became so bloated with testosterone that it literally blew a head gasket. Oh, right, you're definitely going to have to fix that..."

Haha. This guy is making a pretty desperate attempt to sell a car that needs a fairly expensive fix. Genius.

[–]mdambach 1 point2 points ago

mark this for best of NOW

[–]CaptainConfidential 0 points1 point ago

$120 bucks for a head gasket kit for that car and a weekend of your time. Not too bad.

[–]thesimplemachine 0 points1 point ago

Only if you have the tools or knowledge to do the repairs yourself. Most of us are not so fortunate and get stuck with the obscene labor charges mechanics are entitled to. My buddy's head gasket blew and it cost him over a grand for the repairs.

[–]retroshark 17 points18 points ago

"every previous owner has had a beard"

best part for sure.

[–]lonjaxson 8 points9 points ago

$199,999

$700

What?!

My favorite part

[–]EXAX 12 points13 points ago

That little bit on the side where it said "$199,990" -> "$700" with WHAT?! was the funniest for some reason

[–]MattyAmerica1 11 points12 points ago*

Best sales pitch... ever. I've never wanted a teal '95 Grand Am so badly in my life.

Edit: accuracy

[–]Iguanaforhire 1 point2 points ago

Trans Am

Grand Am. Slight difference.

[–]kefka5150 4 points5 points ago

Having owned a mid to late 90's one of each, the difference is the quality of shit in the bag. One is overflowing with post Taco Bell explosive, I've-Shit-My-Pants feces, the other is overflowing with they kind of excrement I would think you would get from eating the first bag.

[–]Downvoteit 7 points8 points ago

This man is a marketing genius.

[–]DaBombDiggidy 4 points5 points ago

Why hasn't someone throw this dude some money just for the fact this is probably the best craigs list ad ever made?

[–]Paulus81 4 points5 points ago

Saved for template purposes.

[–]taion809 5 points6 points ago

omg... same town as me... i dono what i should do about this...

[–]Logan59 5 points6 points ago

You have to buy it! Only if you have a beard.

[–]BathofFire 0 points1 point ago

I also am in the same town but my beard is not manly enough :(

[–]happysunshinekid 3 points4 points ago

I was sold at the unicorn picture

[–]thesomedude777 5 points6 points ago

ate nothing but lumber for 6 straight days

fucking lost it

[–]mflourishes 2 points3 points ago

Fuck the car, how much is the unicorn??

[–]cdawg145236 2 points3 points ago

Come on fellow washintonions

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

The good old 360 at its best

[–]socialstatus 0 points1 point ago

but he's from Mount Vernon!

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

Is Mount Vernon 360 or 425? I'm from 253 so I have no idea, I just saw the area code on the phone number.

[–]Rascal_Mouses 0 points1 point ago

360 actually takes up quite a bit of area. Vancouver, WA (right next to Portland, OR) is 360 all the way up to maybe Lacey/Olympia (maybe - my roommate is from Lacey and he's a 360 and I'm from Vancouver)

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

That makes sense, Bellingham is 360, which was confusing at first because I know Olympia is 360 too.

edit: originally from 253, live in 360 now

[–]Rascal_Mouses 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. I believe a lot of western Washington is 360 but don't take my word. I just know many places that are. I think bellingham is the strangest - considering vancouver, wa is all the way down by Oregon. And Bellingham is 4.5 hours north of that!

[–]cdawg145236 2 points3 points ago

GOOD OL' SEATTLE

[–]konydanza 1 point2 points ago

Location at bottom says Everett, close enough though.

[–]Fruggles 2 points3 points ago

Advice for the future you: Take a screenshot, imgur it, post to reddit. Amateurs these days, sheesh...

[–]Whiskeypants17 1 point2 points ago

buy, buy, sell, BUYYYYY!!!!

[–]JoeBlotto 1 point2 points ago

*piece

[–]ragarr2 1 point2 points ago

No, Mr. Pegasus I do not have any questions....

[–]Fishooked 1 point2 points ago

Good Lord. This must get on the front page.

[–]UnconnectdeaD 1 point2 points ago

I say we all chip in and buy this fucking car! Then we ask him after paying for it, to have it fight one of those giant robots that eats cars to prove this is the most manly car ever. Film it; profit.

[–]alalaitsabomb 1 point2 points ago

My best friend Kyle made this ad for his friend. Huffington post and Fox News have already made articles about it.

[–]bootyswag 0 points1 point ago

cyrus? second guess..... isaac?

[–]alalaitsabomb 0 points1 point ago

You mean the username doesn't give it away? Think ethnicity.

[–]blashblash 1 point2 points ago

This makes me proud to live in Washington.

[–]sierrandsuch 0 points1 point ago

The Oatmeal. Classy, classy man.

[–]jacobthepain 0 points1 point ago

That is the funniest damn thing I've seen all day.

[–]theol12 0 points1 point ago

BAHAHA! This has got to make front page. Fucking priceless.

[–]Fishooked 0 points1 point ago

Pontiac Grandiose Am is the tits

[–]Shin2a 0 points1 point ago

Best car ad I've ever seen. Favorite part, "EVERY PREVIOUS OWNER HAS HAD A BEARD."

[–]trigg73 0 points1 point ago

That man's phone number is now forever on reddit... I feel so sorry for him.

[–]MeganisAces 0 points1 point ago

So, did you buy it?

[–]crxhfvtec 0 points1 point ago

Sigh. I just went to post this.. and it said someone else did... too funny

[–]jackwmc4 0 points1 point ago

jesus-tap dancing-christ I wish I had $700.

[–]konydanza 0 points1 point ago

Makes me proud to be from Washington.

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

I actually got excited to buy it until I gave my head a shake.

[–]MBeamer 0 points1 point ago

Great used car ad, or greatest used car ad?

[–]bootyswag 0 points1 point ago

this is my buddies ad. awesome! someone buy it. chicks will literally swarm your penis

[–]Nubies 0 points1 point ago

Sold me at the price

[–]fulanodoe 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag redditor, sees frontpage potential, flags craigslist post to prevent it from going any further.

aka The craigslist post you linked is no longer available brah.

[–]DancinRick -1 points0 points ago

Somebody on Reddit needs to buy this.

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[–]OatStraw 3 points4 points ago

Dude, that's the actual link to the Craig List ad.

[–]alalaitsabomb 1 point2 points ago

He's gotten calls from lots of news agencies and potential buyers. His phone died and he's going to change his number.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

I just shot snots out my nose. So good.